Do not adjust your screen. This is in fact, the first issue of Triple M. In this issue, you will hear the first interview of the mighty Hitmakers. Also featuring investigations on Manowar, Dissection, and Hypocrisy. Special features that include: Ass Cock of the Month, and Fake Letters.

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