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The Banned

| Dale | Paul | Steven |

FULL NAME: Dale Beatrice De Cola

Biography: Dale is a quiet, yet evil person. He drums with his heart and plays with his wiener. Dale is responsible for abusing the other band members until they agreed to worship the devil with him. He is also responsible for the sexual preference of all of the bandmates, including Chris Waggoner. Dale inspired many burnings of public buildings. He also has killed three foreign diplomats for his own personal pleasure. He is a sick human being.

 
INSTRUMENT HE PLAYS: Drums
HIS INSTRUMENT’S SPECIAL FEATURE: The “China Pile” Cymbal- a bunch of cracked, burned cymbals stacked upside-down on top of each other
SPENDS HIS WEEKENDS: Hurting himself and others
FAVORITE FLOWER: White Rose
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Spiked mace; flail
THE MOST HARMFUL THING EVER SAID TO HIM: ”You drink too much water.”
HE IS: Evil

FULL NAME: Paul Pierre Pavlichet

Biography: Few have actually seen Paul. He has been rumored to eat human flesh and drink human blood.

 
INSTRUMENT HE PLAYS: Bass Guitar
HIS INSTRUMENT’S SPECIAL FEATURE: The “Snapper” Label- An emblem from the toughest riding lawnmower around
SPENDS HIS WEEKENDS: Bleeding
FAVORITE FLOWER: Tiger Lily
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Pitchfork
THE MOST HARMFUL THING EVER SAID TO HIM: ”You need a hair cut.”
HE IS: Emo

FULL NAME: Steven Hans King

Biography: Steven has grown up with the pain and trauma of losing his father at a very early age. He spends most of his time in his third story bedroom writing poetry and studying logic and fate. He is still in deep denial and has been in an unstable mental state since the accident. May God have mercy on his soul.

 
INSTRUMENT HE PLAYS: Lead Guitar
HIS INSTRUMENT’S SPECIAL FEATURE: The A-String Dysfunction- No matter how thick, Steven always destroys his A string at about every practice
SPENDS HIS WEEKENDS: Crying; Writing poetry
FAVORITE FLOWER: Narcissus
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Bare Hands
THE MOST HARMFUL THING EVER SAID TO HIM: ”You suck at Ultimate Frisbee.”
HE IS: Misunderstood


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