Journal of a Cynic


macon the world go "what?!"

6/3/99

eric let me babble on and on last night about a dream I had, and then about high school band directors and the influence they have over their students. I was sure I was boring him to death, but it turned out he was doing a tarot card reading on me. Mentioned solitude: umm, (thinking back to the last time I left the house) okay.

So I went out for coffee and Scrabble with Eric tonight.

-----have I ever explained that eric and Eric are two different people? Two very different people.-----

My ass wasn’t really kicked until the word “butenols” appeared on a triple word score. I’m told it’s a chemistry term. Whatever! It’s not in my Word spell checker (what a surprise,) so I might have to refer to Dan, the Walking Encyclopedia, for this one.

Just reading a post to a mailing list...a writer committed this spelling crime: ‘disallusioned’ when she obviously meant ‘disillusioned.’ I’m sure it was just a typo; she seems to be fairly clued in to such things. Got me to thinking, though: disallusionment...what could it mean? My allusions are shattered....

I’ve been considering finding a new journal name. Journal of a Cynic is well and boring, and gets me several search engine hits a day, but it’s just not as accurate now as it was when I worked in the grocery store. So I'll wait and see if I end up working at a Macon Kroger, and then I may do a little swappie-thing. I’m collecting bad puns on the word “Macon.” Winners:

Feel Like Macon Love

There’s Only One Thing That Smells Like Macon, And That’s Macon (courtesy of Daryl)

Macon Whoopie (this is my personal favorite, but it’s the name of the local hockey team. shucks.)

Send me some ideas. If I don’t get mail from this one, I’ll be a cynic again and it won’t matter.


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