guest entry by Becky

20 Mar 2000

Hello everyone, this is Becky.

Tonight we went to eat at the Rooster, and then maybe catch a movie afterwards. While at Rooster, we were chatting about just random shit, shoving our faces full of wings. Betsy spilt diet coke all over her khaki pants, making it look as though she had pissed on herself. After the wings, we went to the smoothie blends place for icecream. The hot german girl was telling all three of us how to lose weight while Betsy and I are shoving our faces full of butterfinger blast icecream, and John eating one of the atkins bars. ( I thought he gave that diet up for lent??? ) We drove over to the movie theatre in John's convertible freezing our asses off and after we got there the movie started at 7. Our luck that we pulled up at 7:24. Damn the luck. I guess that's a sign that we weren't supposed to spend that extra $7. There is our evening in a nutshell. Welcome to Warner fuckin' Robins, GA.

Anna and I are moving into a 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt. We are move this Friday, and I'm psyched. I just hope that we get along as well then as we do now. We have a lot in common, but I have already ruined one friendship with living with the person... I dont want to lose her as a friend, if something bad should happen. Friends mean a lot to me, especially John and Betsy. That might sound really corny and gay, but damnit it's the truth. That's the sensitive part of the Bitch we all know as Becky coming out. They always know how to cheer you up when you're down or pissed ( which is really often as John can attest ), and I thank them very much for that. THANKS GUYS!!

I have two cats, and two guinea pigs. Sable and Sammy are the cats. Paco and Pedro are the pigs. They are really awesome animals, and they love their Aunt Betsy and Papa John. Sometimes I think that they see them more than they see me. Betsy takes care of the kids while I am away on TDY, which is pretty often because of the bagpipes. I work with John in the Air Force band, but instead of High Flight which is the band on top of concert band that he is in... I'm in the bagpipe band. Yes folks... I wear a kilt, and damnit my knees look nasty in it. But back to the animals... they're pretty cool.

I gave the pigs a bath last night. Paco dug it, but not Pedro. He squirmed around a little, but after he got it through his pea size brain that he was getting the bath whether he liked it or not, he got over the tantrum. It is actually quite amusing seeing them soaking wet, but I am sure that it would've been even more amusing seeing me on the floor blow-drying their hair.

The cats really dig the pigs, especially Sam. But Sam pretty much digs anything. He's the cat that will come up to you and lick your entire face telling you he wants something. Every once in a while he will peep at you, but that's only if you did something that he really likes. The other day though he didn't really like it when he fell into the bath water that I was running for a shower while I was peeing. I reached for the toilet paper and I guess that it scared him, and plop... right into the water. I have never seen him scramble so fast from something. Sable sat on the floor hysterically laughing at him. As he was running out of the bathroom, I could hear him cussing her out. She is such a spoiled brat.

Well guys... its been fun. I'm not as good as Betsy, but she wanted to sit on the couch, play gameboy, and drink their new brown raisin wine. Fleck just jumped up here, so he says wassup, and told me to get the fuck off his mom's chair. That's my cue to leave. BYE :)