Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

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~Worth It~

Females always Rule

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice

No male can possibly know all the rules

If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of them

The female is NEVER wrong

If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male said or did

The female can change her mind at any moment

The male will NEVER change his mind without the written consent of the female

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time

The male must remain calm always unless the female wants him to be angry or upset

The female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset

Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm

If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

just received this in e-mail 9/2/98







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FOREVER FRIENDS

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.   Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship.
  When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty,   Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world   suddenly seem bright and full.   Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on.   Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, because you need not worry. You have a forever friend for life, and forever has no end.                                    _----- _                    //   __   \\-                ,\  //@))\  || /                  \\   \   //   \                   \\__\||___/                            \\                                                    ,__'\\' /' \     "A part of you has grown in me,                       \     \\ /     \   together forever we shall be,                                                  ' --_||__---'     never apart,                                 \\         maybe in distance,                                 '||       but not in heart"~~~                                                                   ||'                             unknown



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