I'll tell you of the Pirate Bunny,
A fluffy tale, but never funny:
A mad hare with a lust for money.
Ahoy, the Pirate Bunny!
The gold rings in his tattered ears
Marked all the ships sunk in his years
Of causing seven oceans fears:
The Dreaded Pirate Bunny!
Two buck teeth showed, in fearsome grin,
The merry lack of conscience in.
A lepus deeply steeped in sin:
Har-HARRH, the Pirate bunny!
He had one pink and maddened eye.
His legends made the sailors cry:
"Do not surrender -- better die
Then face the Pirate Bunny!"
He'd haul your vessel to a stop,
Line up the crew and make them hop
Into the ocean with a plop!
Yo-Ho, the Pirate Bunny!
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The stories flew from shore to shore,
And rumors grew, how more and more
This bunny bathed in grue and gore:
The Bloody Pirate Bunny!
The end is short, but not to sweet:
At last a massive navy fleet
Cut off both the rabbit's feet.
Unlucky Pirate Bunny!
Don't be too quick to count your eggs:
The committee for Public Safety begs:
"Run from a rabbit with wooden legs,
FOR IT'S THE PIRATE BUNNY!"
Yo-Ho!
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