Adult Chat 1

Halloween Chatters are known for their sophistication, their finesse, their grace and charm.
The following examples showcase their well-deserved reputation

~*Shadow Cat*~: *Grrrrrr* Bloodydumbshitpieceofjunkcomp!

kess: Bloody shitty unibloodyversity dodgy email piece of cacka...

JOLT!ZILLA™ :
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
FUCKING DICKHEAD JACK-OFF'S ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
WHY I GOTTA TAKE THIS ABUSE?!?!?!??
FUCK FUCK PISS SHIT COCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
* venting *

Odex: Oh farewell dear stranger! Have fun in grade school on the morrow! I do wish you well! It is always a joy to be ragged on by the syphilitic droppings of a gutter-fucked whore. The little drizzle of cum who learned how to cuss and, with practise, walk upright. Be well!
Wedding_Ping: *mouth drops open in awe* What an amazing insult!! Can I have your autograph??

brittney: who likes blow jobs?
Wolfman™ : Wait, I know the answer to that one...just a sec...*thinking*...okay, I know...Every male on the planet, with the possible exception of eunochs

Son of a Bitch: Does any one want to cyber?
VIRTUAL BIRD: or....does anyone want to toss off over words on a screen.... is fun for the whole family........

Big dik: fuck you ya Jew
AlBi: Hmmmmm - bad taste AND a racist ... what a dead set chick magnet you must be *pimplol*
Ping: *roars with laughter*

horney: I'm doing a buisness admin training scheem. I'm 5'10, Green eyes , short brown hair with a avarage build and huge groin!!!!
oranges: SIGH...The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks...now bugger off and quit pm'ing me

Prohibited: I want to suck your hot cock and lick your balls
buttocks.(())?: why not get straight to the point. I hate all this innuendo shit.
Wedding_Ping: *sneezes*
ugly bloke: so thats how computer viruses are transmitted!
AlBi: *watches train going into tunnel*
Wedding_Ping: *waves crash against the rocks*
ugly bloke: bloody hell, is that David Hasslehoff in the distance???

anonymous: WATCH OUT MEN IT IS MARY POPINS INCOGNITO *LOL*
SpikeyGrrl: Just wait till you see what I've got in my trunk. *g*
++ JOLT!MAN™ ++: "Supercalifragilistic---aw fuck it! Lets get naked!"
Terminator X: *LMAO* That wasn't in the disney version *ROFLMAOPIMP!!!* I think Jolt's thinking about the move.. "Mary Pops IN" *LMAO*
SpikeyGrrl: *LMAO@ TERMINATOR* or isn't it Mary Popin' it in?
Terminator X: Now your getting a little ahead.. That's the sequal *LMAO*

Baddy: I DON'T NEED A CHATBOX TO FULLFILL MY SEXUAL DESIRES
buttocks...*: no, just the one hand.

God: God's assistant is now taking over.
The Antichrist: It just so happens that I am from Australia, God. Whereabouts are you from?
God: God's assistant is now taking over. (the world)
The Antichrist: You see people, God has to get his assistant to do all his dirty work, dealing with pains in the arses like me.

God: how the fuck are people intercepting my private messages and fucking displaying them?!
Priñçe Ålåriç™ : and you call yourself god???? *bursts into hysterics*
The Antichrist: Gee not very Godlike are you?? Well you see we are from an advanced extra-terrestial race that finds such things as easy as drawing breath!

++ JOLT! ++ ™ : Personally, I'd like to know whats up with all that "lesbian" sub-text on Xena...I watched it once, and that stuff wasn't "sub-text" at all - it was pretty damn obvious! lol But if they're gonna make a point of it at ALL, they should just come out and say it in the show, eh?...
Wedding_Ping: There is NO lesbian subtext in Xena. If you ever watch 2 sisters as children or even best friends as children they are very close. Would you call them lesbians?
ugly bloke: do they use tongues when they kiss?

kess: wb AlBi...what's with you? In, out, in, out, out, out...:)
ugly bloke: shake it all about , lets do the okie-cokie, and turn-a-bout, that's what it's all about........OH.....the okie-cokie!!!!!
STORM (f): probably practising, wondering for what though..??? *LMAO*

cyberlover21m: I LOVE TO SUCK PUSSY!!!
<H1>§cu££y: That's animal cruelty
buttocks..(*): don't you find it annoying when the little bell on the collar gets stuck in your ear?...I know I do!

Megaram(m): It's always better to be pissed off than pissed on!

ShArP FeMmE™: Hallo Buttocks. How the fuck are you?
buttocks...!: fucking good, and you?
ShArP FeMmE™ : Fucking shit. But in a fun way.
Wolfman: A point of clarification here...does ANYONE fuck shit in a fun way? UGH!

Misery Chastain: Jolt...they could be talking about the weather and you'd still be horny! *g*
The JOLT!MAN™ : Ooooo! NOW yer talkin' about those sexy weather girls on the news! *LMAO*
Misery Chastain: *laughs and shakes her head in disbelief* what are we gonna do with you Jolt!
The JOLT!MAN™ : I got about 69 different ideas...(*grin*)

Violet: so I guess you don't believe in blood sports...
iconoclast: PMT Boxing..................that'd be a laugh.......

iconoclast: WHY DOES THE THING THAT ISN'T ALWAYS LOOK DIFFERENT TO THE THING THAT IS UNLESS IT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Brightly: come again?
iconoclast: Nope, I'm not one of those multi-orgasmic males.........

B.B.GAMBINI: FUCK YALL THEN BETTER GO GRAB YOUR GASMASK FOR A BIOLOGICAL WAR , SHIT I'M READY TO SEE THE FACES OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<H1>§cully: You dont have to look far...I've just woken up and look like death! *L*

BIG SEXY!!! M: INCOLAST JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP A LAW ABOUT WHAT? SHE AINT DOIN NOTHING WRONG SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
iconoclast: I'm sure that there's something intelligable and meaningfull somewhere in that statement.......

BIG SEXY!!! M: I KNOW WHY DOSE THE LITTLE ASS WIPE HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE I MEAN WE ARE ALL IN HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AINT WE? :))
iconoclast: Still not following. Anyone got an american phrasebook?
Er..............."Yo"...............er........"Yo maaaaaaan! Howz it goin maaaaaan!"

1 Happy Priñçe™ : Fuck! Forbidden Errors on both servers. *ggggrrrrrrrr* Hate that.
Wolfman: A forbidden error...what the hell are you doing? You DO know that you're only supposed to stick disks in your floppy drive, right? 'Cyber sex' is a metaphorical concept, NOT meant to be taken literally!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Oh DISKS. I thought it said Dicks. Wow I was wondering why it was chafing. *L*
Wolfman: You're just lucky you're not that big...those floppy drives aren't that accomodating!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Steam Presses are wondeful things !
Wolfman: Wow...talk about hot sex!

Misery Chastain: if one more fuckin person leaves this fuckin door open one more fuckin time I'm gonna fuckin rip their fuckin spine out!!!!!
Wolfman: *leaving the door open when Misery isn't looking, then pointing at uggers when she DOES notice*
Misery Chastain: AS soon as these cramps stop, I'm gonna shoot you all!!! Fuckin Men!!!
Wolfman: Well make up your mind...are you shootin' us, or fuckin' us!?!
Misery Chastain: I've changed my mind....I think I prefer castration!

sLuIdoMikeMyers: *LMAO* too long, too long! fuckin line limit!!! ...everybody else can cope with it....
Misery Chastain: *pouts*
sLuIdoMikeMyers: not that says anything about intelligence....*LOL*
Misery Chastain: *lol* You know I get the feeling you've got a death wish!

sLuIdoMikeMyers: Misery> ever been to a Spanish chat server?
Misery Chastain: *lol* no, why?
sLuIdoMikeMyers: I now know what cybersex is in Spanish! *LOL*
Misery Chastain: *lol* well, come on share it with the rest of us? *g*
sLuIdoMikeMyers: *LOL* cybersexo! *LOL*
Misery Chastain: *ROTFLMAO*

LOSER: by u stupid bitches
ugly bloke: kess/Misery....you been making friends again?
kess: Don't look at me, I'm usually a "fucking bitch"...;)
ugly bloke: only when a day ends in Y

HOT14U: JUST DO IT, SHE IS PROBABLY NAKED, DAMN SHE'S FINE, I TORE HER UP............
AlBi: Do you have to practise to be an idiot, or does it just come naturally???
iconoclast: I bet it comes naturally.................LUCKY BASTARD!
ugly bloke: I have to practice long and hard to be idiotic! and as they say, practise makes......fuck...I can't remember what it makes!!!

butt er locks: YoU ALl sUcK It U fuCKeRs!
AlBi's shadow: You fucking fuck heads. YOU ALL CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCKS !!!!!!!!
butt er locks: suck FUCK fuck SUcK U sucKERS fucK U r aLL gay faggit gaYES
AlBi's shadow: YOU MOTHERS!! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SHAG WAS YOU ONE WANK WONDERS!!
ugly bloke: isn't a SHAG a bird that flys around the coast?
iconoclast: It may be to you, but to butt er locks its just a remote possibility......

Loki: So what's up tonight????
ResilientGeogri: Hard dicks and helicopters *LMAO*
Loki: *LOL*

JOLT!ZILLA™ : Ok, $40 for a "special" bra...but what was so special about it, I wonder...
Kelly: it came with it's very own set of breasts
JOLT!ZILLA™ : (* searching in his wallet for $40 *) Do they have them at Victoria's Secret?...LMAO!! >:D

HotNCrispy!!: Anyone wanna chat to a SEXY NAKED LADIE??
Kells: with bad grammar
ugly bloke: hello mother, what are you doing in here? ...and cover up, that's so off putting *covering my eyes*

Alex.D: Porn is the best thing on the nEt
Ping: Porn's a load of wank.

Alex.D: DISK JOCKE IS A QUEER]# SO IS BOY RUMOURS sEXY eMMA (YOU ARE NOT SEXy) AND ALL THE OTHERS AT wIGAN+lEIGH
gAlBits: Can you please teach me to type? I seem to be getting it all wrong ...
butt y hell: this is the way to do it, albi...
YOu Is AlL A FUckERS anD IS A loSErs U iS.
but I may be wrong...

SUBLIME: ANY LADIES WANT TO SUCK ME OFF?
TAZ(M): hey fuck people in real instead of ya comp
butt the only: good point, well made!
TAZ(M): thanks....wanna fuck ? LOL

Jason Voorhees: Cyber sex sucks, you can't see who you're fucking, and besides you're just jacking off! Hell I don't need to talk to some dumbass on the computer to jack off I can just go in my bedroom to do that, and my load doesn't fuck up the computer when I shoot it! It's not as messy!
butt the only: *laugh*

SUBLIME: ANY LADIES WANT TO SUCK ME OFF?
Ping: Only if you agree to my terms....
SUBLIME: I'll agree to your terms...
Ping: My terms:
I get to chop off your knob and microwave it on high power for 10 minutes prior to slipping it into a hotdog bun with some fried onions, mustard and ketchup.

Ping: are you saying that I'm always smacking my head against brick walls?
The JOLT!MAN™ : Absolutely not. "Brick" is a term I picked up from a PowWow chat room...its use is to indicate an individual (male or female) who drops into a room and immediately says something along the lines of "Any sexy guys" or "Any sexy girls wanna chat? Cybersex?"... Ergo, a "BRICK". Drops into the room like a lump, and generally does nothing but take up room space.
Ping: and as a hobby I like to smack my head against them.... :) We could rebuild the entire wall of china with all the bricks in here...
Hexe: stud - brick......can anyone see a visible difference? :)

big daddy: bIG DADDY DOES NOT INDICATE MY GENDER. yOU WANT A HOE, i AM A HOE
Misery Chastain: Can you be a double chocolate chip muffin as well?

cybsexM: (after asking Bella to cyber) Jeez I dont Know Why wouldnt you Bella?
Bella:
1. I can't type one-handed
2. you could be some grotty sick old man
3. I'm saving my cyber-virginity for the chatter of my dreams
(and somehow I don't think you're him)

head: any women wanna give me head
Ping: No, but I wouldn't mind taking it... *pulls a meat cleaver from behind her back*

PUSSLICKER: PING FUCK YOU YOUR MAM IS A GOOD SHAG
Ping: she said you weren't worth the money she paid..

AlBi: Georgi> Dontcha HATE line limits?? *giggle*
TouchMeGeorgi: *urgh* Crackwhores.. they're all crackwhores.. *S* *LoL*
AlBi: Actually, I've heard that line limits send crackwhores absolutely INSANE!!
TouchMeGeorgi: *starts to twitch uncontrollably* Yeah.. *twitches* Really... *twitches and squeaks* I umm... *twitches* Didn't know that... *shivers and hops*

AlBi_here4eva: Georgi> What does *ROTFLMFSAOPIMGDMFHAPLSHICACSCIGGIAM* mean?
Fluffy Georgi: rolling on the floor laughing my fucking saucy ass off pissin in my god damned mother fucking happy ass pants laughing so hard I'm crying and coughing smoke cause I gotta go in a minute *S*
ugly bloke: so it means you thought the previous comment was funny then?

bitch: ant bi chicks in here?
ugly bloke: *lmbho* now thats what I call being frank about your sexuality, you prefer to sleep with bi ants that are cross breed with chicks.....do you call them chants or anticks????
bitch: huh? what does that mean?
ugly bloke: not the sharpest knife in the draw are you! *l*
bitch: I just don't see what ants have to do with anything. you are confusing...
Misery Chastain: *LOL* the wheel is turning but the hamsters dead!
ugly bloke: it didn't die of over work!

john: age DOES matter!
ugly bloke: it does if it's been a age since the last time!

BLOOD THIRSTY: I WANT TO PLAY THE PERSON WHO ISNT AFRAID OF ME ON THE GAME BLOOD.....
ugly bloke: rearrange the following......off, bugger!

bandit: the measure of a woman is to stand in the face of adversity or danger, with no fear for her own life, and accept the danger and loss while carrying on with her task
oranges: but why should she carry on with her task?????
Ping: probably because it was assigned to her by a man... *snorts*
oranges: I dunno, give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.
Ping: I dunno, give a man an inch and he thinks he's as long as a ruler. *giggles*

Silverdog-69% : if life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives..!*LMAO*

azazel: Cookie, how do you do that 'same shit different day'. Do u put it back afterwards or something, I don't know

AlBi: Santa was very good to me. He came into my bed early in the morning, wearing nothing but a Santa hat, and ... ;0)
TheVampyreBitch: *L* ummm... you too??? the cheat!!!

AlBi the II: STORM> BTW it's "LORD" not "LOD" *giggle*
STORM (f): Aw o.k... Lord...Lord... sorry!!! *begging for mercy* *L*

Wolfman: I was a linguistics major in university myself...AND taught ESL in China for several years before taking my current job...
AlBi's shadow: Were you a cunning linguist? *chortle*
Wolfman: My girlfriend said I was a DAMN GOOD cunning linguist! *LOL*

buttocks 2: butt-head....is that the one where you chuck balls at someones head and they stick on?
Missing Kessy™ : Isn't that oral sex?
Ping: *roars with laughter*

samgal: why u have put typical as a first name ????
Typical Georgi: Because "Stoopid as fuck" wouldn't fit...

Typical Georgi: *sneaks up to zack, and throws a bucket of iced water all over him* still bored? *L*
Terminator X: *runs up to her and gives her a HUGE WRENCHING titty twister* I dunno.. Did you enjoy that? *L*

MALE SLUT: Georgi.. hey gorgeous.. been a while since we last... U know *w*
Typical Georgi: Spoke to each other or cybered like bunnies??? *LMFSAO*
MALE SLUT: well I certainly don't remember speaking to ya. *g*

~Prohibited~: For having a handle such as "Brightly you sure ain't bright!!!! Just thought I would be a bitch like you! *S
Terminator X: Well if handles dipicted names you'd be "Lying sack of shit" But you don't hear me complaining..

B BOY: scully remember me your fave guy
Scully: No...unless your that childish pratt who tends to piss everyone off by being a brick..then yes
B BOY: yep thats me but whats a brick ive always wanted to ask you that seein as you keep callin me one

ugly bloke: me, a good jewish boy *holding arms apart* what's a foreskin?????
Majestic™ : One up from a three skin *L*

I EAT MUFF: I WAS ON MTV LAST MONTH
ugly bloke: I'm told it only has shyte on it these days!

Majestic™ : Albi~You're leaving? *pout*
AlBi: Yeah - tonight's not supposed to be "chatting night" and CP's getting a bit restless :0)
Majestic™ : Well give him a blow job, and get your arse back in here *L*
AlBi: What's in that for me??
Majestic™ : You get to chat to me?? *L*
Scully: Hm..sex vs chatting? I'd take the sex
Majestic™ : OI!!!! Its chatting to me we're talking about *lol* So lets mix the two. wanna cyber?? *LOL*

Shauny: Can I have your email address
ugly bloke: Ok it's....whydontyoufuckoff@anddie.com

THE MACK: SO BITCH LETS FUCK
Zaxl Rose: Wooooooo hooooo! Foreplay!

Earth Crisis: Where's the hoochie mamas in the place?
AlBi: *guessing* With the hoochy Papas?
Majestic™ : Hey a hoochie is what we sleep in in the Army AlBi *g*
ugly bloke: The Aussie Army provides cheap whores for you to sleep with everynight? *starts to pack* *L*
Majestic™ : Oh hoochie means whores?? Sorry I thought it was Horse *L*
ugly bloke: hung like a whores what?
Majestic™ : Pimp??

Chat Daemon: HERCULES /(BI) has entered the room.
ugly bloke: so you really think you are Xena??

CinnamonGirl: MJ--so you and uggers are gonna do it and let me watch?? Wooohoo! It IS my lucky day!
ugly bloke: but not mine by the sounds of it!

Lozzie: Cunning stunts!
Zaxl Rose: stunning cunts?

love god: im sorry scully you must be a lesbian
Scully: Nope
ugly bloke: not quite finished all the blokes then? *lol*
Scully: *pulls out her tranquilizer gun*
ugly bloke: so that's how you get them into bed! *lol*
Scully: *flips uggers off* *F*
ugly bloke: is that the same as a FLIP-FLOP?
Chat Daemon: love god has timed out of the room.
Scully: Yeesh..tell a guy your saving your cyber-virginity and look what happens..

Honey_Bee: UGLYBLOKE> I'm fine..... engrossed in a telephone call i see *l*
ugly bloke: I don't get it?
MJ~4™ with ßeer: I'm not surprised with a face like that *L*
ugly bloke: don't you bring my boat into this *l*
Honey_Bee: You leave UGLY BLOKE alone.... he's my friend. I just wanted to play with his mind
ugly bloke: you can play with whatever you like, apart from my special things *l*

AlBiz: Hey Pingster!! Thanx for the chats - they're good uns.
Ping: *grins* I want the Yadda this year........ *rubs her hands perversely*
MJ~4™ with ßeer: I'm not even going to ASK what else you rub perversely *L*

Tristan: A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better
ugly bloke: a bird in the hand, is worth a smack round the mouth!
Ping: a hand on the butt, is worth a smack round the mouth with a bird! :)
ugly bloke: do I remember that night *lol*
Tristan: And the cow is not worth the milk she sits on
ugly bloke: pull the UDDER one!

Claire: FUCH YOU ALL(EXEPT FOR RON JEREMY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ping: fuch... *ponders*....fuch.............fuch....um...

Chat Daemon: Virago has entered the room.
Ping: Is this a "rearrange the letters to form a sex enhancing drug" game?

MJ~4™ with ßeer: Fuck me I've just realised I've been in this room for 15 hours
ugly bloke: me first....*forming a line*

Bambi: Any cute guys want to chat
ugly bloke: there you go maj....all yours! *g*
Majesti¢™ : *L* But I'm not into beastiality with cartoons *g*
ugly bloke: you tried that one, bloody hell you are good!
Majesti¢™ : Yeah I just bought the comic and cut a hole *l*
ugly bloke: you mean you just didn't take out the staple, that's all I do????? *getting worried there is something wrong with me after all*
Majesti¢™ : Nah mate, you're just tiny *g*
ugly bloke: thank christ for that, for a moment I thought I had a small cock!
Majesti¢™ : I'm not interested in your Poultry
ugly bloke: it might be poultry, but it's all I've got!

Jay: Ping how big is your dick
Ping: Any size I care to buy from our local sex shop.
LORDofDARKNESS: *gives ping a medal* that's a classic *LOL*
Wolfman: *sulking*...I would've said it, but being a guy, it wouldn't have had such an ironic effect...*sigh*...I think this could qualify as a form of sexual discrimination, humor which automatically favors one sex

Scully: Wolfie~Snow emergency in the city..its really cold its -26C outside right now..but with the windchill it feels like -50C!
Wolfman: *assuming proper Canadian attitude towards cold weather*...-26C?!? That's NOTHING!!! I remember when I went winter camping in Northern Canada...was about -125C (with a -165C wind chill), and I fell through the ice and got soaking wet, then froze solid for more than 2 years until some Inuit wanderers found me and thawed me out between the bodies of two nubile young Inuit ladies!

BIGMAN: WOLFMAN, your penis is extremely small. why don't you have a look in the fucking dictionary you wanker.
Ping: I doubt he'll find a bigger penis in a dictionary....

KeyKey: whats up playa storm my name is kc i saw your message and you seem cool as fuck so where ya from playa
buttocks !: ...which language is that?
AlBiz: That's "Brickish"!!
buttocks !: ...ah ha!...a kind of "esperanto" for the chat-classes...

Ping: beep beep boop beep beep boop bzzzzzzghghzzzzzzghghgh!! *makes some funny hand movements* beep beep boop beep beep boop bzzzzzzghghzzzzzzghghgh!!
buttocks !: ..coffee machine fucked again, is it...?
Ping: naw, I'm raving man!

Elvira: Emu. Too scared to talk to me are you? Did you know that Emus have SMALL PECKERS???

sixx: This applies to every body in the room, first I will find out where you all live break into your house, rape your mother and father, slit their throats then have sex with their insides, decapitate them and share their still warm heads with my mates in front of the youngest member of your family the younger the better, then fuck them up the arse before murdering the little fucking cunts.
swEEt confEtti: gee I bet you make mummy and daddy VERY proud
sixx: you are all cunts.....
swEEt confEtti: No my petal....I have one but you are one...*L*

TasteU?(M): Anyone up for some erotic cybering?
buttocks...: ..well, don't all shout at once...

I.N.H: JESUS I NEED HELP!
AlBi: Sorry, he's offline ...
buttocks...: ...fucking Nazareth Internet is so unreliable...
Ping: *laughs* put that on your page! :)

Santa Claws: georgi--how about a million cigarettes?
DrunkenGeorgi: Maybe if I was in prison...

Baraka: ...
DrunkenGeorgi: ..................... mine's longer.. *LoL*
Gandhineeka™: .................... mine's thicker

Halloween Chatters are known for their sophistication, their finesse, their grace and charm. The following examples showcase their well-deserved reputation

Halloween Chatters are known for their sophistication, their finesse, their grace and charm.
The following examples showcase their well-deserved reputation