Adult Chat Classics II

Zð®gëttè (êtâl): Fuck everything.
ZackDè£a§moka: Even this red hot iron rod?

buttock brain: ...DO anY OnnE WOnT a FuKC ?
Kill Me! Georgi: HeX g'yeah.. U no Eye WoNT it SuGAR daddy..
buttock brain: ...I iS A moDUl PArt-TIme anD I iS 12 yEErs OlD.
Kill Me! Georgi: And I'm the Pope.. who stole my big hat???

CinnamonGirl: *L* Georgi--you're too funny to kick....let me find an annoying fuck to hurt *LOL*
Kill Me! Georgi: *giggles and blushes* Awwwwww shucks. *S* wait.. I think I see one.. *WEG*
(Chat Daemon: WET PU$$Y has entered the room.) TADAH!!! poor kitty..

Lozzie: aaarrrrrggggggggggggg...........someone fucking chat to me before I go NUTS!!!!

TerminatorX!X!X: *touches Georgi's.......* Hey hun! *L*
TouchMeGeorgi: Oooooooooh.. Don't touch me THERE.. *WEFG* *LMFSAO*
TerminatorX!X!X: But I want to touch you there!!! *WEG* It's sooo nice!
TouchMeGeorgi: Toss me a $20 and you can touch it all ya want.. *WEFG*
Chat Daemon: TouchMeGeorgi has timed out of the room.
jinrai - hentai: gone to shower after majestic touched her !?! *g*

swEEt confEtti: Old Macdonald had a farm........
iconoclast: And on that farm he had some chickens..................and then he slit their throats, pulled out their innards and made chicken McNuggets.
ugly bloke: Old Macdonald had a pharm........
...with lots of drugs here, lots over there.....

Tully B.: El-vi-a, El-vi-ra...booh, bappa, booh, bappa, bang banb...gettie uppa, booh, bappa, booh, bappa, bang bang
You light my far (fire), El-Vir-a
ƒuckingHOSTILE: Thought there was a mow mow and a giddyup in there somewhere?

Satans God: snowman i don't have time for you you fuck so fuck off ass hole i don't want to deal with you cock sucker
butt er locks: ..language?
~*Georgi*~: is that the "afrikkan" (sp) one that people usually talk about??
butt er locks: ...Translated, it means "I am a desperate fuck-wit, with a dire need to become wanted and to feel at home in this chat-room. Please be my friend"...
maybe...

Canon: PolythenePam A/S/L?
ugly bloke: ANAL SEX LESSON?
Special K: A/S/L??
     Assuming single linguistic??
     Artfully strange loser
     Are so alone??

elektra: ANY MEN IN THIS ROOM NOTE...I SAID MEN
TheVampyreBitch: nope... take your pick between freaks, bricks or dickheads... *s* ohhh, what a wonderful world... *humming*

AlBi: Vamp> My path attempt not to time out is to say "doop"
TheVampyreBitch: *lol* hey, cool... i just write a whole load of bullshit that no one reads anywayz... *l*
AlBi: doop *looks at Vamp to see if she is taking notes*
TheVampyreBitch: *lol* *scribbling busily on hand* d.... o.... o.... p... =..... screwing... with... the.... daemon... hmmm... *s* thanx!! *s*
AlBi: doop
poindexter: wow man.
marxo: we all do pony
xochi: skittles?
ponyoower: hey
TheVampyreBitch: *still busuily scribbling* wow... you peeps are creative... *s*

Browncutiegirl: THE QUESTION IS WERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
ugly bloke: in the pub getting pissed as I knew you would be a right bitch *l*

mary@: anyone chat with a 20 year old girl?
JØLT×MÅÑ™: (You said you were 19 last night...)
VIRTUAL BIRD: more than likely 66!!!!!
JØLT×MÅÑ™: (More than likely neither TWENTY nor FEMALE!...)
VIRTUAL BIRD: more than likely 98 male with a jar of vaso to toss off with

D:REAM!: FI-FUCKIN'-NALLY !!!
Wolfman¹: As I've pointed out a few times before, the expression "fi-fucking-nally" doesn't really 'flow' off the tongue (just try saying it out loud)...may I suggest something like, "Fan-fucking-tastic, I finally made it in!"...this 'flows' much more easily off the tongue...this message brought to you by the Association for Aesthetically Pleasing Profanity (AAPP)
D:REAM!: thought it was from the ARPA ??? anal retentive peoples' assosiation ??? -just jokin'-
Wolfman¹: The AAPP is a charter member of the ARPA...but we are still independent of each other...

Ping: wow, in one! :)
Wolfman¹: *someone has been giving sexual favors to the Daemon again!*
Ping: He might be a bastard but he's a damn good shag.... :)
Wolfman¹: For those of you who have the appropriate anatomy for being shagged by the Daemon, that may be okay...but it always leaves me sore for days afterwards!
Ping: you need looooooooooBRICKattioonnnnnnnnnnnnn...

Sativa: BINGO = good time
iconoclast: Are you over 60?

Sativa: Me over 60...no
AlBi(dontsayit): They say the brain is the first organ to go
Sativa: *looks down*
I wish that were true my friend...

HOME-ALONE: ANY FINE LOOKING LADIES WANNA HAVE A GOOD AND SEXY TIME IF THATS U PM ME NOW.
P.S-DONT BE AFFRAID TO GET WET!
butt crack: ...school holiday then?

doughboy: only users lose drugs

(this isn't really a classic, but I liked this chatter's attitude)
Cat: Anyone in here interested in something else than having an orgasm ??
umbrella: I don't ever want to have another one of those things for the rest of my life. I'm watching tv- that's all there is to it.

umbrella: Put your hands behind your back and spread 'em- you're under arrest for being too damn good looking... *L* oh fuck, I love talking to myself, I really do

mary@: anyone need SEX?????
AlBi: Are we out? I'll just pop down to the shop and get some more, shall I?
MISS THING: YEAH....Wouldn't it be funny if you could do that...."So, Bob, what are you doing tonight!" "Well, Tom, I thought I might stop by the store and pick up a *six pack of pussy* and call it an evening!"
The F'n Man: Don't forget a fifth of ass and a few shots of tits in the face!!!!

mary@: FUCKKKKKKK
JØLT×MÅÑ™: ]]] DO YOU HAVE A POINT TO MAKE, MADAM? [[[
boogie-man: I think she wants a fuck ?!?
JØLT×MÅÑ™: Well, I'm a fuck...
A CRAZY fuck, but a fuck nonetheless...

softley spoken: Mary >> is that PM for pre maturity?

mary@: FUCKKKKKKK no i just keep hitin the button and i am in PM so you'll see this again
Mr Bananna: someone fucken talk to me.
softley spoken: That's what mary@ has been doing all night

(this was a request from IdioticVamp:))
mary@: FUCKKKKKKK no i just keep hitin the button and i am in PM so you'll see this again
drugged-AlBi: mary's Mum: And what did YOU do today, little mary
mary: *proudly* I demonstrated to a group of anonymous strangers what a pathetic little soul I am

Talea: sid how would you like me to stick a pole up your ass then pull it out your nose
Misfit: 10 to 1 says he'd like it
Ping: and he'd wiggle around a lot too...

*AnaaLisa(17)*: gOd is definitely a woman, no doubt
Misfit: god is a hermaphrodite, I think I saw it on Springer once

annalisa: fuckin dick
AlBi: Just on its own? *shakes head* Amazing what modern science can do ...
Ping: Just think how much money you'd make renting it out! AND you wouldn't be breaking any laws either... :)

gemma: I,m blonde, huge knockers, not afraid of anything
Smirk: Hopefully for you, that includes being alone...

Maverick: yo smirk shut the fuck up I'm 5'11 200 pure muscle and i would crush you
Ping: *laughs* How are you going to do that? Sit on your computer?

i l.ove breast: any ladies open now i drunk
Girl From Mars: well that certainly has me hot and wet *LMAO*
Private Message from i l.ove breast: where u from u naked now?
Girl From Mars: I'm sitting in the gutter, naked with my wrinkly, pimply tits hanging down by my knees, and I am dying for a nice guy like you to suck 'em all night !

BrideOfDARKNESS: *getting lost in A Few Good Men (man that sounded bad!!!)

SEXUAL CHOCOLAT: ANY HORNY GIRLS WANNA CHAT?
NUMBSKULL: I prefer mine without horns, personally

AlBi: Pam> Yes, but the bike, woman. What kind of BIKE !?!
†\/\/Î©KÊÐ†GØÐ†: You ask what she's riding.. She says her ex husband.. I find that one pretty damn funny! *LMAO*

butt person: ..If I were Billy, I'd definately be at least trying to get into her unmentionables :)
Ping: But we won't mention those, will we? :)

AlBi: Anyone seen my friend? She's about so tall, has longish black wavy hair ...
iconoclast: Yep, she's sitting next to me sneezing on her tights..........
whitecap: Was that a sneeze? I thought it was raining in here.....*S*
iconoclast: Nope.........I've just come.......
whitecap: Oh, a light mist....*S*

butt person: fucking hell.
ugly bloke: that's called heaven!

butt person:
..People claiming to be either:-
a) Part Time Models
b) Very Well Endowed
c) NASA scientists
PM me..
AlBi is dumb: Oh YeAh BayBEe WElL I AM ALL ThrEe (DamN - Don'T KNoW HOW To PM PRoPoErLy)
butt person: ..Genuine Applicants Only...No Time Wasters!...
BrideOfDARKNESS: *LMAO* ha ha ha nope I'm just a supermodel by nature that bonks like a rabbit for science experiments *L*

2PAC: FUCK ALL U ALL.U BETTA SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK UP,BITCH ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!
£Ø®ÐofÐÅ®KÑÉ§§™ : someone learnt a new word at play group today
awe ain't that sweet *LMAO*

apapa: i want porn pics!
ugly bloke: go to this web site then...www.ineedawankoverakeyboard.com

AlBi: *aware that violations of these rules can result in her entire domain being banned*
butt person: ..yes, so watch your fucking language!

Maještiç™ : Kess you laugh when I'm serious *pout*
kess: Gee, sorry....what was I supposed to say: "Yes, come here, we'll have sex" ...*LOL*
AlBi: Didn't you read that "Slut's Handbook" I sent you?
kess: Nah, too busy picking up guys and having sex...;)

Gwen*18/F*: #17 you picked the wrong woman to fuck with you penis wrinkle...
iconoclast: WHEN GOD GAVE YOU TEETH HE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD ARSEHOLE......

bigshlong: I wanna fuck Jolt MAn in the ass.
I am JØLT×MÅÑ™ : Take a number and have a seat in the waiting room.

Dancing Cow: I love making love with bread and butter.
leah: I love making sandwiches with bread and butter!!!!*LOL*

SOME BRICK: ANY LADIES IN THE ROOM SHAVE THEIR PUSSY BALD PM ME
silkie: I did that. The RSPCA fined me but it was lotsa fun

mog: would i be right in saying that mondays are a fuckin bad way to spent 1/7 of your life?

I love sex: Wanna cyber?
Åñ†H®ã×: wanna have your neck broken 50 different ways?
AcydRayne: Wanna crawl back under your rock, get an education, then go out and get a real girl? Even better.. just go play with your Blow-Me-Up Susie doll and stay the hell out of my pm's loser.
Sweetness: I love sex too, but cyber is not sex. It's a collossal waste of time.

SOME BRICK: I am the baddest sumambitch to hit the internet!
BadMamaJama: Yes yes.. and I am the walrus.. and we all live in a yellow submarine.. Go ahead and live your little disillusioned life, poser.

†heVampyreBi†ch: ok... time to talk to myself... i'm quite used to that... yay!!
AlBi: You could make it interesting ~ try to seduce yourself!!
AcydRayne: *LOL* Or PM yourself with cheezy comeons.. Then berate yourself for PMing yourself..
Sweetness: Albi, what if she rejects herself? Does that mean she won't be sleeping with herself?
†heVampyreBi†ch: sheesh!! why didn't i think of that!! ok, ok...
Multiple Personality #1: ummm, sugar, wanna jump my bones??
Multiple Personality #2: um... sure!!
(man, that took long... :)))

(here is your first lesson in our continuing series on How to Deal With Bricks)
Jesse: Ohhhh.It's on now.
Why the FUCK don't you get the fuck out of here you fucking mamas boy. I think it's time to go blow your dad since he has no money to pay your mom to do it.
Speaking of your mom I think I saw her at her office last night. Yeah, King street and third
Persephone:
1 IM FEMALE
2 IM NOT INTO NEGRAPHAELIA
3 INSULT MY MUM ALL YOU LIKE FOR I DO IT ALL THE TIME
4 STAY OUT OF MY PM BOX
5 PETTY INSULTS DONT BOTHER ME
6 I DONT KNOW WHERE THAT STREET IS SO THERE GOES THAT INSULT
7 HA DIDNT HAVE THE EFECT YOU WANTED

GILLIAN-X: I am very intelligent...and whether softly, jolty or whomever backs you up....I WAS TRYING TO GET A SENSE o f what you so desperately wanted to talk to me on icq for...whatever...think what you want. Ask majestic if I only talk on icq to those my age...for that reason... >>
SoftLEY Spoken: Stop stalling... do ya want a root!

DANNY: Crysiana, I had a very exciting invitation here last night!!!!!!!!!!!
Crysania: *L*Really?...who from?*s*
DANNY: Well our Lord was here and he told me I could come over and play with his Bride's pussy any time I liked!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crysania: *LOL* Yes they are very free with offering Bride's pussy as a plaything
£Ø®ÐofÐÅ®KÑÉ§§™ : hey whats this about bride's pussy *rotfulmao*
Crysania: *LOL* you were the one playing with it last night*eg*
£Ø®ÐofÐÅ®KÑÉ§§™ : Crysania ohhhh yeah and I luv stroking her pussy so much *lmao*

Crysania: I have already told you that I'm allergic to penises*LOL*
SoftLEY Spoken: Shit is that why you shiver and moan when you get them?

O.P. : any1 inta rapmetal...???
DANNY: No, no head bangers here!!!!!!!
Maješti¢™ : I "bang" my "head" quite often..........no other bugger will

Maješti¢™ : A pentagram is a five pointed star.........a Pentacle is the star upon a disc, used for magical purposes
ugly bloke: whereas Tom Cruise is just a wanker!

bassman: ALBI THANKS FOR THE CHILDISH ANSWER
AlBi: All part of the service. Thanx for the sense of humour ...
ßrideØƒÐÅRKNE§§: AlBi *whispers* don't you know Cyber sex and brick behaviour is the most mature you can get?? It's the language of the social elite!! *G*

gary's doodle: I'll suck your penis until it explodes in my mouth... press @@@@ if you want it NOW!
Wolfman¹: Ooohh...wow...an exploded penis...just what every man wants...

Ingrid: What can a poor girl do. Vincent abandoned me. Shame on him!
AlBi: The only thing for it is to paint his penis with acid the next time you meet.
ugly bloke: that's one way to take drugs....

GOLIATH: ANY GIRLS WANNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH A 20/M, 6FT, GREEN EYES, DARK HAIR AND HARD COCK? - IF SO, PM ME! - IF NOT I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DISTURBANCE
Wolfman¹: Personally, I don't see the attraction in bragging about having a petrified rooster...

capafly: fuck the lot of you bastards
Wolfman¹: ...hmmmmmm...that's a rather ambitious goal...but somehow I doubt you'd have the stamina to go all the way...

SAVONN25: CRYSANIA DON'T BE LIKE THAT YOU NEED GUIDENCE BECAUSE HOES GET PAID FROM TRICKS. ITS THE AMERICAN WAY.
AlBi: *confused* I thought the American way was to charge it to Visa :0)
ugly bloke: *really confused* hoes and tricks, visa???....what trick can a hoe do apart from pulling up weeds???????

ugly bloke:
sexy chick
sexy kitten
cowgirl
pure bitch
...if only I was into bestiality!!!!!!!!!

pure bitch: I am Canberra
iconoclast: You are? So you're a sprawling monument to complete and utter arse where no one likes to live?

AlBi: There's an Aussie on Jerry Springer
iconoclast: Bloody hell, his show's really getting risque now! *g*

£Ø®ÐðƒÐÅ®KÑÉ§§™ : greetings ppl I'm BACK. ok I officially declare 23 as my number *lol*
AlBi: In the name of all that is dark and creepy?
iconoclast: It's the number of the Chathouse Beast!

Beer4Life: YOU ARE ALL MY BTICHES!!!
ßrideØƒ§ui¢ide™ : Take a number buddy I'm a bitch in hot demand my pre requisites are
1. Call me a bitch at all times (god knows how much THIS turns a female on)
2. I must have a diamond studded collar
3. I get a decent sized kennel
4. I get a matching leash to the above mentioned collar
5. oh yeah and don't feed me pal it gives me the farts something cruel!

leah:
For Albi.....*giggling*
8====D~~~~~~