Chat Classics

kess: You're not being very nice...get out of pm land and be noisy and argumentative and zany for me...please...:)
iconoclast: Er........OK.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.............try and make us!!!
Now...........zany zany zany..........erm....
A wubble?

kess: Scully >> Too late, my heart's broken...*turns around before Scully can see wide grin* Only...*sob*....money will help me now!;) Or alcohol...*shrugs* they're interchangable for me.
<H1>§cully: *slides a quarter across the table*
iconoclast: Only a quarter of the way across the table? Why not slide the whole distance?

Black Star: Anyone from England????
ugly bloke: English people mainly, but it all depends who we let in!

amberose: sorry, jolt....I just don't like playing hard to get over the computer...lol
THE JOLT!MAN™ : Oh, you're playing hard-to-get? I thought you were playing hard-to-want...

CHRIS "ONE": does anyone use two turn tables in a turning motion to produce pleasant sounds
iconoclast: Quite a few people. Funnily enough they all have the same initials......DJ.....

Manics: Defeat capitalism!!!!!!
Ping: Yeah!!! No more discrimination against CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!! *snootles*

(I don't normally put my own stuff on this page but, due to popular demand ...)
JOLT!MAN™ Lite: I used to think being a vampire would be cool...
AlBis laststand: Until I realised it sucked ...
Misery Chastain: *howling with laughter* Albi...you should put that one up on your page!
AlBis laststand: Oops - you know what happens when you say that!!
Misery Chastain: *frightened look in eyes* what happens?
AlBis laststand: *laffs* I put it up on my page :0)

Misery Chastain: *screams hysterically*
AlBipolar: Now, now *administers valium*
Misery Chastain: *screams less hysterically*
AlBipolar: *plugs in valium drip*
Misery Chastain: *glazed look in eyes* Woohoo....I'm floating....
AlBipolar: Now *gentle voice* what were your Master Card details again?
Misery Chastain: *bursts into fits of giggles*
AlBipolar: Giggles won't help you - numbers, woman, I need numbers!!
Misery Chastain: one two buckle my shoe...three four knock on the *dazed look* on the on the....sparrow? *giggles*

Loki: SW---Fair to middlin' Where abouts are you?
SW: PRETTY MUCH DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER...

TouchMeGeorgi: Wanna know my email addy.. *LoL* saucyass@ididitmyway.com NO LIE!!!
Brightly: right so if I write to it I'll get a message saying "the party you are writing to is currently in a white jacket and is unable to come to the computer, please leave a message at the tone and when her treatment is over she will get back to you...*BEEP*"

Miss Thang: Where are the Australians tonight?
ugly bloke: in australia?

loveshack: Why don't witches wear underpants???
Ping: but they DO wear undies...
AlBite: *thinks* How could Ping know THAT? *flash back* Ping: *cackles*
Ping: *shuffles* No really, I saw some fly over at halloween... *coughs*... :)

craptalker: I'm sorry Ping I wasn't talkin to you
Ping: Well, I'm not talking to you either. I'm talking ABOUT you. Y'know, it's a bit chilly in here, maybe you should stick your head back up your backside where its warm.

buttocks: who wants to hear my hamster farting...its an amazing freak of nature (but not quite so impressive over the internet, probably)...
ugly bloke: your hamster is a freak of nature? *puzzled look*
AHHHH!!!Georgi: WHERE THE HELL IS ALBI!!! *LM!SAO*
ugly bloke: *pimp* thats not nice, calling her a freak of nature too....
buttocks: It's ok, I've emailed her the .wav file of it in action....*g*

Lickme: Hey room, does any one want to chat????
AlBi: *points around the room* What do you think is going on here?
Ping: *blinks* This is a knitting circle...isn't it??
AlBi: *light bulb lights up over head* Aha!! And all this time I thought it was a coven *cackles*
Ping: SHHHHHHH!!!!I SWEAR you're going to get me burnt at the steak......*drools* mmmmm...steeeak...

Scully: *ROTFLMAOPIMP*
Ping: I think I might just start using that in my everyday vocabulary... "Oh yes *laughs* you're so rotflmaopimp!!":)
iconoclast: Erm.........how would that be said Phonetically? "Rotflumayopimp"?

goodtime: why why why why why why
no no no no no: ...because because because because....
Ping: because of the wonderful things he does!
no no no no no: ...can you take Toto for a walk this afternoon?

Ping: *cackles and flashes her knickers*
ugly bloke: *lmbho* you never told me you had a birth mark there, how long have you had that?
Ping: .....since birth....

AlBi: WoooHooooooooooooo!! I'm the Queeen of the Woooooooorld!! Numero Uno bay-bee, check it out!! :0)
Misery Chastain: *waits patiently for Albi to time out*
ugly bloke: I like this game *watching carefully*
Misery Chastain: Yup, its fun for all the family!

Jennyanydots: Boy you people like to copy and paste in here a lot!!!
Miss Thang: "Boy you people like to copy and paste in here a lot!!!" No we don't
~G¤Ð ¤ƒ ÇhÅ¤§™~: "Boy you people like to copy and paste in here a lot!!! No we don't" Well I do *g* Well sometimes

ugly bloke: most people try and say it with Flowers or chocolates *diverting eyes*
THE JOLT!MAN™ : Nah. I just go ahead and say..."IT"! IT IT IT IT!

Mystique: come on people, normal....just think adult and youre on the right track...
THE JOLT!MAN™ : Unfortunately, my train de-railed somewhere back there...

Medusa: Has anybody seen Simon today?
ugly bloke: well, he was simple!
Kelly: pretty sure he was going to the fair
~G¤Ð ¤ƒ ÇhÅ¤§™~: And he met some bloke selling pies eh?
Kelly: yeah a pieman!
ugly bloke: a pieman sells pies, what will they think of next?

TJ: i've got a xmas present for the ladies. its me how do you like that.
THE JOLT!MAN™ : (Hope you kept the receipt, stud...There's gonna be some returns made on the 26th...)

wallace: hey babe wanna chat???
**PRINCESS**: I am not a babe I am a princess- and you will address me accordingly as your highness! *LOL*

Majestic™: Damn wolfie, Life IS pain *sigh*
iKaruS: with the occasional fun bits inserted into it at random :)

Ping: *bows to icon with a grin*
iconoclast: I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR TOP! I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR TOP!
Ping: Well, if you've got it, flaunt it.... *cackles*

RATTLESNAKE: PING....THAT WAS A REAL COOL SMIRK....*THE CROWD GOES WILD* OUT OF CURIOSITY DOES BEEING THAT HUMOUROUS COME NATURAL OR DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE CLASSES OR SOMETHING I REALLY WANNA KNOW
Ping: Years of encountering the likes of you have honed it to new heights of acidity.

Kelly: maggie, yeah yeah but I gotta reason to be addicted!! like I'm older and I'm allowed!! *LOL*
magenta: Older, shmolder.....I have more maturity than you! *LMAO*
Typical Georgi: I'm 17... I have no excuse.. *LMAO*
Kelly: my god you were only born about 2 seconds ago!! you're excused!! *LOL*
magenta: Gee, I'd hate to be condescending or anything *LOL*

Zaxl Rose: *takes out his trusty 44 and start to play*
jinrai the jerk: *takes out his rusty old 45 and starts to shoot at everyone*

Brit Lad: ugly bloke> Do ya come here often?
ugly bloke: yes, if you aren't my boss, but if you are, this is the first time I have ever been in a chat room and I was just surfing, honest guv!

swEEt confEtti: L@UB....
ugly bloke: is that a word? *l*

CinnamonGirl: *LMAO* at life in general...
ugly bloke: they used to burn people as witches for less than that!

CinnamonGirl: I'm so All-American I'd sell you suicide... :)
ugly bloke: *making a note* never talk to cinnamon girl again....
jinrai the jerk: *adding her to his list of shops to buy Xmas pressies at*

SILKK: YALL NIGGAS IS LAME
Ping: Who needs to walk when you're sitting at a computer?...
~*Desh*~: *L*@Ping.

scooby: YOU ARE ALL SHIT PEOPLE
Ping: Pot......kettle.......black....
Majestic*: Racist! *L*
Ping: I hate kettles....they come out of the factory, take all our jobs...
Majestic*: *guffaw*

Scully: #18 ~sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy..
Ping: #23~sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy..
*flutters her eyelashes* why thank you scully-dear....
Scully: *LOL* Unless we talked on the phone yesterday Pingy..I'm talking #18..
buttocks: ..she has a deeper voice than me....probably....*g*
Ping: *bellows out in a deep baritone rumble* Oi! I'm more man than you'll ever be BOY... *giggles*
buttocks: ..*dominated*....sh*t..interlectually and physically....bugger it....
Ping: *cackles* My only drawback is I can never father a child....

QueenDémøñîçåXX: Vixen youre not supposed to wear it on your head...LOL
Ping: *whips off her bra* ooops...and I thought the other cup was meant to go under my chin..

Darkmist: ANY VAMPIRES OUT THERE
Ping: I was once, but I got better.

buttocks !: ...someone....anyone.....
Ping: <BOUI monsieur? </B>
Ping: urk!!! *smacks her fingers with a sledgehammer*

WESSE: Hallo is it sombody who whant to speak.
Ping: *giggles*
buttocks !: ....oh dear...sounds like my impersonation of a Welsh accent....

BillyDaKid: Ford stands for: Found On Rubbish Dump AND Fix Or Repair Daily

Rude: Albi.. where are ya??
AlBiz: I'm here - where are you?
Rude: no you're not.. I'm here..
AlBiz: *worried* I must be over there, then ...?
Rude: unless I'm over there.. but I could have sworn I was here.. well 2 mins ago anyway

DrunkenGeorgi: My name is Georgi, I'm an alcoholic..
Baraka: Yeah right! And I'm santaclause *LOL*
DrunkenGeorgi: Hey Santa! Can I sit on your lap??? *S*
Baraka: Sure, what do ya want for christmas? Ho Ho HO
DrunkenGeorgi: A million dollars and a cigarette. *S*
Baraka: Sorry, I don't smoke and I'm not a millionaire :(
DrunkenGeorgi: it's okay... I'll probably get underware and CD's anyway.. *L*

UNIV: HERE GOES FOR YOU!!*BS*
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ!@#$%^&*()_+|}{":?><~12345678> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
DrunkenGeorgi: that's beautiful.. it's going on my refridgerator...

AlBi: STOP saying funny things and using new acronymns when I can't copy them - - - it's cyber torture :(
ugly bloke: *ROTFPIMPWWHDATWAISOHDN*

Bus: This is one odd room
butterlyocks: ...do we have another "understatement of the decade" award?
ugly bloke: ...Hold on, 25 people in a room, they have a point!

STORM(f): SW, hey what's up with your icq??
SW: JUST THIS: IT @#$!! WHEN YOU !^&*%% AND THEN IT @*^($$ AND I CANT @#$%^&!!

AlBi: Amy> I'm a youth worker
Jinrai the Jerk: she likes playing with younger boys *s*

PaintMyLove: Fine ping r u a girl
Ping: No, I'm a woman.

buttocks...: ...Thats 2 votes for "Lurking"....anyone else?
Ping: I like the word lurk...but not to describe THEM...lurking is for people like me...
buttocks...: ..I go for Lurking as being "hanging around, trying to look busy"....
Thomps: hanging around trying to look busy,,, isn't that a government job ??

Simon Templar: Okay, here's how it goes . . . I'm Simon Templar from america, of irish scottish decent, I swordfight, and tend to wear a kilt every now and again, I'm currently learning Gaelic and act in a renaissance festival in colorado . . . I'm not from canada, or from Ireland (I wish I were though) . . . there.
JOLT!MAN XXVIII: Um, the "Group Therapy" room is down the hall, go down two floors at the stairs, east corridor...

PaintMyLove: Ping,pam,ping,pam,Ping,pam,ping,pam,Ping,pam,ping,pam It rhymes well!
iconoclast: Add a few more ellements and you have the rudiments of a Halloween party dance record.......

Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping.
Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping.
Ping, Ping, pam pam, icon! Ping, Ping, pam pam, butt.
Ping, Ping, pam pam, icon! Ping, pam pam, butt.
Albi, icon, butt! Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping.
Albi, icon, butt! Ping, Ping, pam pam, Ping.

PaintMyLove: That's great iconoclaust, you'll make a wonderfull DJ
iconoclast:Erm................Nah I wouldn't, I prefere CDs....
Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt.
Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt.
Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt. Butt ping, butt ping butt.
Butt ping, butt ping butt.
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ALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBI
ALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBIALBI
ALBIALBI ICON!

Chat Daemon: TouchMeGeorgi has entered the room.
ugly bloke: *putting out a hand* now where first?

ugly bloke: icon.....*bloke hugs* *deep voice* hiya mate!

buttocks /?: ...righto then....now....any morons in the room today?
come on!...I know you're out there....
ugly bloke: I don't understand the question???

duke of spam: Enter a message you wish to submit to the forum or leave it blank to only retrieve new messages. Click on "Boo!" when ready to send/receive new messages.
porcupine: I see you are taking the Chathouse creative writing course....
Axis: Public Messages
none
porcupine: Ah! another student of Chathouse literacy....

ugly bloke: my, my....
CRAZY'S GIRL: SPIT IT OUT UGGERS!!! AHH!!!
ugly bloke: *l* i was doing my ABBA impression!

Craven™:
My daddy was a dollar i wrote it on a fence.
My daddy was a dollar i wrote it on a fence.
My daddy was a dollar i wrote it on a fence.
My daddy was a dollar i wrote it on a fence.
My daddy was a dollar i wrote it on a fence.
JIBBLE RATT:
Well Craven™ that's so exiting
Well Craven™ that's so exiting
Well Craven™ that's so exiting
Well Craven™ that's so exiting
Well Craven™ that's so exiting
Well Craven™ that's so exiting

PolythenePam: I don't mind--I'm 34...dirty old woman *L*
AlBi: Hey - you're even older than me!!
ugly bloke: and me *lol*
AlBi: and me - - - D'OH!!
PolythenePam: *ignoring the heathens*
AlBi: Oldie, oldie, oldie, oldie, oldie, mouldie oldie!!
PolythenePam: *turning off hearing aid*

Special K: Non-paramentric??? that stumps me all the time and reverse polich notation..jeez!!
ugly bloke: it's all greek to me!
AlBi: It's all geek to me
ugly bloke: I nerd you say that!

Maješti¢™: I'm me I think
Avelina: - *WILD APPLAUSE* *s*

Figjam: hay ping just because you have not got what it takes you would be walking by now if i got to you by the way you mean to tell me to get a life well why dont you get a life for telling me to get a life thats all
Ping: Do you know what the word "punctuation" means?

*Batman*: PEOPLE.... LISTEN I JUST WANT TO CHAT IM BOARD!!!!!!!!!
butt kiss: ....I wooden think so...

Figjam: Ping its okay i controled it but only for you and no one else in this room....im in control and are coming in for landing.........look out im.......
Ping: boring me?

BOJESS: WHY DONT YOU ALL GET A LIFE IM SICK OF SCROLLING DOWN FOREVER
The Mime: Then get people to PM you!
whitecap: hold it! you're not a real mime....they don't speak....shouldn't you be gesturing or something?..*S*
The Mime: I'm using my hands aren't I
whitecap: well, I don't know, you could be cheating.........*S*
The Mime: Well these PC aren't that hi-tech yet that they can translate audio sounds into text.
whitecap: Oh, aren't you using Internet Explorer version 8.2 like the rest of us?

Jennifer: We are trying to raise money for leukemia. Do any of you have any ideas to help us raise some money?
Maješti¢™: Most people get Leukemia for free

AlBi: Vamp> I'm great. I learned how to do this †©¿ I also crashed my car into a pole, which actually wasn't that great ...
Maješti¢™: Well thats what you get for mucking about with special characters while driving *L*

Jasmine: Princess i'm from Arkansas
PrincessS: I'm proud of you....*lol*

Thomps: highschool,,,,,,, wow,, 'tis just a blur now,, well, of course, it was a blur then too

Alexis: *stealing her chips back* HA! mine again *munching*
AlBi: But the packet was EMPTY
Alexis: *eating the crumbs*
AlBi: But I licked the packet clean ...
ugly bloke: aren't you meant to open it first though?

poindexter: hey dave: is dave your real name?
Dave: yep!
ugly bloke: *closing my eyes* Chathouse rules say never tell anyone your name!!!!!!

Sweet:
To all the ladies, --------(--------@
---------(-------@
ugly bloke: slash, slash......bracket, slash, slash....at????????

PaintMyLove: Kee i love to flirt with younger girls
iconoclast: I love to flirt with danger......
Ping: I love to flirt with my dinner...
iconoclast: *iconoclast's imagination begins to kick in* Ping: "Oh, carrot, you say and do the cutest of things!" *swoon* "Fancy coming up to my place for a good boiling?"

AlBi: Now, who else in this room wants to join the Halloween Web Ring?
Shadow: Are there medical benefits?

Firedawg™: ice......cant you just stay away....you are in here all the time......wait a minute.....if i know you are in here all the time then that must mean i am in here all the time *S*

TickleME: I can't believe Mags is Marrying her....
VIRTUAL BIRD: she is living with him now... she was in earlier..... about 1 hour ago...
yea well that's what she says..... he ain't ever on anymore.. well not when I am awake!
AlBi: Maybe she's killed him!! There's an article about people meeting and getting married on the 'net in this week's WHO
Wolfman¹: Personally, I think that M@gs and Lizzi are in fact the same person, who's been carrying on an elaborate hoax with proxy servers...*S*
AlBi: *applauds the hoax*
Wolfman¹: Ah...but if a hoax is applauded in the forest, and there's no one to hear it, does it make a sound?

Ping: bird- not much....we're redecorating the bedroom...
VIRTUAL BIRD: with????????????
Ping: mottled red wall paper and black cast iron.
PolythenePam: Hey Ping--your new decor sounds interesting... *G*
Ping: It looks quite neat... :) its very dark though... :)
PolythenePam: Ahh, but you can train..err..teach him to like it, Ping! >:)
Ping: *laughs* He said he'll get used to it... :)
AlBi: Well, he got used to you *Vweg*
Ping: oi! :)

The crow:
There was a really attractive auburn-haired girl who looked into a magic mirror which would suck anyone in who lied.
So she said, "I am the prettiest girl in the universe", and she disappeared. Another girl came along with black hair and eeven preetier than the last. She asked the same question and was sucked in. A blonde girl came in who was amazingly stunning and she said, "I think...." and she was sucked in. HA HA HA!!
Ping: That was about as funny as cancer...

Ping: I'm so BORED of work....... somebody dump £1,000,000,000 into my account please...

butt crack: ...*s* yeci ayih
AlBi(dontsayit): !! revelc oot oO
TheVampyreBitch: *standing upside down* damn... didn't work... *sigh* :)

MaskedGirl: u mean no ones excited about my entrence?
iconoclast: Weeeeeear mor eksyted about yor speling!

*SEXY*: i know
MaskedGirl: what you did last summer?
Ping: *screams and runs away*

Divine Link:
Oh my desrest Ping...how could u think of me as scramble egg???
How could u take my love for you as just eating a big cheese cake??
How could u, throw vomit at my face just for make my shadow happy...just for my shadows' sake???
Ping: *picks her nose and scratches her arse then proceeds to insert both hands into her mouth and slurps*
Ping: ooops
ugly bloke: that's what happens when you pick you arse and scratch your nose before putting them in your mouth!

Divine Link: Butt..oh, i am indeed indebted to u forever...to hire me in your dance troupe. *kissing the ground Butts walk upon*...please take all my life savings...take all my cats and dogs....take my grandma.....as a sincere gesture on my part to your kindness.
butt crack: ..do you have any pot noodles?

Sativa: PING...what is your deal?
Ping: well, I like to split the deck in half and do that kewl rainbow thingy...

butt crack: ...*guffaw*
AlBi(dontsayit): *snicker*
butt crack:..Oi, mate....*guffaw*....as in, laugh...
...and *snicker*...as in, similar, but slightly less obviously...
Crysania: *ROTFLMAOPIMP*
butt crack: ..as in....big laugh, on the deck, being indiscreet in pants...

CasualObserver¹: *a figure which seems vaguely familiar to some ambles unobtrusively into the room and takes his customary seat in the corner of the room*

afterglow /F: Casual> Hey there! *HHHKOTC* *pushes him in the pool*
BOY IS this fun.. *grin*
CasualObserver¹: A casual observation (as per my name)...swimming is one of the most healthy forms of exercise, providing a complete cardiovascular workout with minimal damage to the body...provided of course, that one can swim
DRAGON-FIRE: There's always a catch!!!!! *L*

Zoe: Anyone wanna chat
CasualObserver¹: A casual observation (as per my name)...it is generally a safe assumption that everyone in a chat room wants to chat (else why be there?)...the relevant question is not "who wants to", the relevant question is "how to do it"...