Chat Classics II

red and evil: I have to type SOMEthing although I don't know what because ....well...just because.

Ellen: VampyreLoony- Wanna bite my neck?
TheVampyreLoony: nope, I'm a rip-their-throats-out kind of girl... *l*

J.D: I'm not to bad vamp
TheVampyreLoony: well, so much for conversation... *lol*

PolythenePam: Ba-dum-dum. AlBi's on a roll :)
drugged-AlBi: Ahhhhhhh, that would explain why I've got butter on my bum :0)
TheVampyreLoony: *lmao* one word... classic... *s* page, AlBi... *s*

PolythenePam: Huh, AlBi??
drugged-AlBi: "PolythenePam: Hugs, AlBi??"
Why thank you!!
*covers her pink bits*
PolythenePam: *bows to the Queen of Misquotes*

TheVampyreLoony:
ummm...
yeah... ummm...
all I wanted to say...
and I AM being creative here... *l*

mary@: i'm not talkin to you night just so you know dine in
MISS THING: sounds like chinese..."I no talka to you...you no dine in you EAT OUT!" LOL

softley spoken: (to «GØ£·°·µS†») Wise words "unpronouncable name

The Darkness: I'm currently the only person in the room with my pants on......aren't I?

The Darkness: I AM THE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
JØLT×MÅÑ™: So LIGHTEN UP already...

Private Message from Melbourne Stud: Where are you from, baby ?
lil-bit-o-fluff: From a place where we only cyber chat in public. You?
ugly bloke: *running my fingers through my hair*
.....see you can do anything in cyber! *lmbho*
lil-bit-o-fluff: *changes her gender and lands a higher paid job as a result*
You are right!
Ping: *laughs*

Melbourne Stud: Any WWF fans ?
ugly bloke: W....W.....W......W......NO!

sid the sexist: I have my pride, cause a womans place is in the kitchen or nowhere at all!
Ping: Pride can easily be taken away...
lil-bit-o-fluff: As can the woman, and the kitchen
ugly bloke: you can take the woman out of the kitchen, but you can't take the kitchen out of the woman *scratching head*

*AnaaLisa(17)*: why are guys such dummies?
ugly bloke: can i have an easier question!
Misfit: i'm confused, i'm a dummy ya know *loL*
ugly bloke: but i don't even know if i'm a dummy or not!

syko: where are the beatiful girls
Ping: Out with guys who got an education...

Ping: Dishwashers are wonderful things.....
sid the sexist: As are the women who act as them
lil-bit-o-fluff: How do you act like a dish washer? Bend over and splash suds and dirty water on your tummy?
Ping: You've got to humm and sluish as well...
sid the sexist: *Laughs*

Girl From Mars: *she climbs off her rocket dressed in her silver space suit and removes her helmet, letting her blonde hair flow freely*
HELLO EVERYONE! I'm here to join the party !
ugly bloke: trying to catch her attention* excuse me, but you have some toilet paper stuck to the sole of your shoes!

ugly bloke: not as blonde as you look *lol* only joking!
Ping: Right...thats another slap when I see you next... :)
lil-bit-o-fluff: Oooooooooooooo - can I play too?
ugly bloke: I don't like the look of this game!

(obviously this gal was gearing up to meet some bricks)
Aureia: *waves her wooden plank in greeting*

chickintrouble: Hi everyone i was wondering if anyone knew where I could find a monologue for a drama audition?
afterglow /F:
Person A: Hello
Person B: Good Evening
Person A: *bang* Look You now have a big gaping hole in your chest
Person B: Oh, so I do *dies*
Person A: Yay. I win
The End.

afterglow /F: AlBi> ooh i see. *L* Well .. um. HI. Rahg.. woop..
AlBi: Rahg?? Come again?¿
afterglow /F: RAHG. *L* meaning "I have run out of of intelligent things to say"

SEXUAL RUCKLET: I LOVE YOUR INNOCENT MINDS YOUR BRAINLESS CONVERSATION IT AMUSES ME TERRIBLY
Winte® I©e ™ : Ahh well, at least we amuse SOMEBODY!!

†\/\/Î©KÊÐ†GØÐ†:
*having trouble keeping mind and eyes open*
GOOD NIGHT!

Jani (f/19): I´m from Finland.
JØLT×MÅÑ™ : Oh, so I guess you're all...FINNISH'd, then?...
*suppressing a case of the giggles*

AlBi: mags> I said to a friend I would try to meet her in here.
Plua, I can't log in to fuekn InsideTheWeb grrrrrrrrrrr
clumsymagenta: Whoa, a whole new language!! *L*

(AlBi was talking with icon about suggestions for Hall T-shirts)
iconoclast: How about "Ping left the Halloween Party and all we could do to celebrate was make this lousy T-shirt...."

ugly bloke:
"Frasier Crane - idle 92 seconds.
Ellen has entered the room."
what's this...a room full of crap american TV shows???

butt person: Is this random word association?
ugly bloke: lamp post....Ping's new office *lol*
AlBi: *writing this down in her first letter to Ping*
butt person: make that "executive" lamp post! *g*
AlBi: Where is the onsuite? The gutter?
butt person: *making a note of that...* *g*

ugly bloke: JOB AD........WANTED: BOUNCY CASTLE
...there's a job ping could do *lol*
butt person: (beware of the gap down the middle)

george2: u must be australian ..
IdioticVamps:): it's the accent that gives me up, isn't it??? *s*

DANNY: Iconoclst... Please give me warning to get out before you have that enama
iconoclast: I'M PUBLIC ENEMA NUMBER ONE!

I'm new: Um, do I just type and wait for someone to talk back?
‡ †HË ÇRØ\/\/ ‡ : that's the rumor.

ScratchNsnifPoo: albi >. pam been bouncin' on da big stick, catch me in five white jive freak mofo chili head fag rag doll
AlBi: Should I take that as a compliment?
Wolfman¹: Given the fact that he's operating on about 10 brain cells, and he used ALL of them to write that, I'd take it as a HUGE compliment, REGARDLESS of what it's actually supposed to mean!

sad spark: yes i am typing impaired.

I think this is as close as I'm ever gonna get to winning a Yadda ...
AlBi: *even if my IP address constantly changes, the time stamp is sufficient to identify me*
ugly bloke: *opening up the letter* and the award for the most silly entrance to a chat room goes to..............

Craven™ : *looks at her number* dammit.
AlBi: What's wrong with your number?
Craven™ : one is the loneliest number *feeling very isolated* ADRIANNN!

dumb white guy: aahhh hello everyone, I've seemed to have lost me brain, anyone seen one come walkin' threw here ???
Craven™ : It probably ran off with mine... They're probably in a chapel at vegas....

Dray: I know U wannit!!!!
Avelina: - my quarterstaff? oh most assuredly!

Marvin: how are people feeling?
AlBi: Well, I'm putting my hand on something and finding out what shape and consistency it is
Crysania: *LMFAO*...AlBi, you know where that HAS to go*L*

silkie:
....

this space for rent.

£ådy Çðrdëlïå™ : Well... I kinda started in Cloud9 *slapping head* Good heavens!! What was wrong with me??!!! And so I've only been in Halloween for a couple of months with a break in there somewhere. :)
AlBi: Cloud 9!! Were you insane? *pats her on the back* There, there, it's gonna be alright now :0)
I can't really talk - I started in Halley's Comet :0(
AcydRayne: *LOL* I started out in Psychedelic Shack.. Hurt me now..

BadMamaJama: AcydRayne> YOUR GOOD AT CUT AND PASTE, BECUASE YOU CAN'T TYPE FAST ENOUGH.
AcydRayne: No.. I'm good at cut and paste because, unlike you and your capslock key, I am computer literate.

*muttshy*: *sniff, sniff,sniff* hmmm, good smells in this room *l*
AlBi: That would be Acyd ;0)
AcydRayne: For some reason.. I'm now frightened..

chrisssssssssss: I take it u were talkin to me?
NightStorm/F: you took it wrong..

~ lorna ~: Who likes garbage in here?
Persephone: well if I run out of food its always there for back up supplies

Lenore: I think chatrooms are cool because you never know who you are speaking with!
Flatus: Is that your way of telling us you're a big, smelly guy?

†heVampyreBi†ch:
I know it's not the weekend, but the net nazi's are out for the time and I'm doing 'homework'... *lol*
ok... everybody act like homework!!!! :)

MIDNIGHT STAR/M: Crysy, Vamps said I am so good it's not funny
SoftLEY Spoken: It's not!

MIDNIGHT STAR/M: HI EVEYONE WHAT'S UP IN HERE??? >>
SoftLEY Spoken: The hackles on the back of my neck!

ugly bloke: look at that, in first time....mmm, theres a thought!

AlBi: Brutus> Second Floor goes on the blink every now and then, so we migrate.
Hey everyone, Brutus is from waaaaaaaay back in Hall. In the days of Rev, et al.
ugly bloke: yep, even I had hair in those days!
<H1>BruTuS<H1>: Thanks Uggers............but you had NO hair in those days. *lol*
ugly bloke: I'm trying rubbing toilet papper on my head now, it worked on my arse!
<H1>BruTuS<H1>: *lmao* Or handkerchiefs, they worked IN your nose.*lol*

oranges: can anyone think of something to write inside a b'day card instead of the usual soppy crap?
Boo!BYTRAP: "Wish you the usual soppy crap......"

lover boy: hey ladydark how did you get your name?
Lady Dark: I pressed the keys and lo and behold there it was

PolythenePam: MJ--you're 'studly' enough without it...*groan* heehee
Crysania: Pam~ *sigh*...he has a big enough ego as it is*LMAO*
Maješti¢™ : And the Ego isn't all *lmao*
AlBi: No, the imagination's quite large as well *s*
Maješti¢™ : And don't forget the mouth *L*
Crysania: Hey Maj...can I buy a ticket on you....oh you've bought them all yourself?...*is disappointed**LMAO*

†heVampyreBi†ch: hell, in all this confusion, I lost Uggy...
ChatDaemon: ugly bloke has entered the room.
†heVampyreBi†ch: *lol* whoa!! pretty darn cool... witchcraft does work! *lol*
ugly bloke: that's the wonder of superglue!
†heVampyreBi†ch: *lol* it is...? and i thought the wonder was when you sniff superglue and then everything goes fuzzy and all and... umm... hell... have I shared too much...? :))
ugly bloke: *passing the bag back* is this yours?

AlBi: Erm, should we tell Vamps that we've decided that she can now only come in here if she promises to be nice??
TheVampyreBitch: WHAT???? *screaming in terror while pulling hair... YOUR hair*
AlBi: Actually, that was the last of uggers' ...
TheVampyreBitch: WHOOPS!!!
ugly bloke: sticks and stones will break my bones, but I will never have to go to the hair dressers again! *sticking tongue out*

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anyone see something *wrong* here? *glares* :)

cow girl: hey... anyone out there robbed a bank latley?
INT JØLT×MÅÑ™ : No, but my bank's robbin' ME!...

Pretender:

damn invisable ink!..hahaha!

CAVEMAN:
aussie aussie aussie ~ oi oi oi
D:REAM!: yip, OZ, where men are men and the sheep are nervous !

univs soldier: is there anybody out there come back.............
D:REAM!: *crickets chirping in the distance*

@ITTUDE!: HEY ANYONE INTERESTING OUT THERE?
ElfMaid: NOPE!!! We are all just pretty much boring!!!!!
*hops on the back of Chuck the Giant Caterpillar With a Bad Attitude about Almost Everything, and dances a lil tap number for fun and profit; well, more fun than profit; well actually no profit at all but a helluva lot of fun*

D:REAM!: jeez you need some serious sleep !!! *s* *swinging a gold watch in front of Elf* you are feeling sleepy...you are feeling sleepy ...
ElfMaid: *watches the watch and starts giggling like a 4 year old nursery school girl*
hehehehehehehehehe!!!!! Shiny!!!!!!
*bats at the watch like a kitty at a string*

AXEL: e as in ecstasy
AlBi: E as in Ejit
iconoclast: E as in Eeeeeeee bah gum...

James Hetfield: Geez there's plenty of AMERICANS here today. What time is it in your individual states?
AcydRayne: In my individual state, which I like to call confusion, there is no time.

samhain: ACYDRAYNE....YOUR WAY WITH WORDS HAS ESCAPED ME
AcydRayne: Then obviously I didn't say it slow enough..
Let me reprise in a way that you are sure to understand...
Long walk... Short Pier... You involved.. Me laughing at your demise.