Chapter four:

Bob and Juanito suddenly figured that since they were chainsaws, they could cut their way out of the closet. They went on to cut their way out of the center of the earth, and, when they re-appeared on the surface, they were in the hideout of a friendly crowd of teenagers with ski masks on who were excessively tattooed and were carrying illegal fire arms. They happened to have Juanito's car. Bob could tell by the vanity plate: JUAN13. Bob and Juanito hopped in and, in a way that was totally out of line with their charachter, drove through the closed garage door. As they left, the friendly crowd of teenagers started playing tiddlywinks.

"Want some music on?" Juanito asked.

"Yeah, that would be nice," answered Bob. Juanito turned the dial to 97 1/2, and they started jammin' to the latest hit by John Cage, "Machinist Cow Symphony,". Here is what is sounded like, to reduce confusion:

Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Klik Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Klik Klik Klik Klik BUZZZZZZZZZ MOOOSNIF MOAOHO (This is the best way I can think to put a cow screaming) Klik Klik Klik Klik Buzzzzzzzzzzzz Buzzzzzzzz [Following that were 45 seconds of static] Cluck Cluck! Cluck! Achooooo

Bob and Juanito were moved to tears by the beauty of the music. They accidentally cracked the fish tanks that they were staying in, since they were jelly fish. They were afraid that they would die of lack of water, but then they realized that since they were made of jelly, they could float up into the air, and over to a conveniently located ocean. They happened to land somewhere in the Persian Cat Gulf. (Which they thought an ironic name, since no cat, especially a Persian, would like to swim in a gulf.) They swam, and swam, deeper and deeper, until they met a star fish with hairy feet!

"PIA!" Juanito screamed in delight. He knew about Pia since he was reading his copy of Jellied Toast in the car, as he was driving earlier in this chapter.

"Blub Blub Blub," said Pia, since everyone knows that starfish can't talk.

Just then, a submarine showed up, parked, and let Big Al out.

"I was feeling left out," Al said. "You guys get to turn into chainsaws and jellyfish and stuff, but I don't. Criminy, it's not fair!"

"Blub blub blub," said Juanito and Bob simultaneously.

"Good point," said Al, who got back into the sub and headed back to his normal life.

What fate awaits our protagonists? What will become of them? Will they ever re-reverse the gravitational polarity of jelly? Find out this, and more, in chapter five!