¡°BRING IT ON!!¡± yelled the young blond haired man who is well prepared for battle.

¡°Please¡­ guests¡­ would you mind going out for a while¡­ or else you guys will be mixed up in this chaos as well,¡± warned a little girl who looks about 12 years old, and a rock man.

The guests went out patiently, not wanting to be mixed into the fight. Even though the young blond haired man wanted to leave as well¡­ he didn¡¯t want to be made fun of afterwards. So he struggled to stand there. Suddenly¡­ he heard something that disturbed his ear greatly¡­ very greatly¡­

¡°Darker than the darkest pitch, deeper than deepest night...¡± murmured the young girl.

¡°AHHHHHHHHHHHH???? LINA???? DRAGON SLAVE!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!¡± (This is serious¡­ I better run for it or else I¡¯ll be toast) the blond haired man thought.

¡°RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!¡±

¡°IT¡¯S ALREADY TOO LATE!!!!!¡± Lina shouted while smirking. ¡°DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!¡±

¡°AH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!¡±

The poor town was destroyed¡­ under the power of Dragon Slave, small buildings were gone, leaving a huge hole on the ground, and only some ¡°lucky¡± part of the town was left in peace.

Lina Inverse, the cause of this great destruction, standing by the hole looking for the person she meaned to hurt.

¡°Gourry~ Gourry~~ Where are you?¡± Lina shouted.

¡°Lina~!!!¡± yelled the 12 year old girl and the rock man, while running towards her.

¡°Zel! Amelia!! Have you seen Gourry yet?¡±

¡°Nope¡­ (poor Gourry-san)¡± answered Amelia.

¡°I¡¯m¡­ over¡­ here¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡± The voice seemed weak and it was coming from down underneath the dirt. Zelgadis ran over where the sound was coming from and dug Gourry out.

¡°Sank-Q Zel~¡± said Gourry. He had dirt all over himself and he was burnt to a crisp. It¡¯s a miracle that he¡¯s alive.

"LINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU EVIL PERSON!!!¡± Gourry shouted. ¡°How can you use the Dragon Slave on me JUST for a piece of CHICKEN!!!!¡±

¡°I know Lina!! The Dragon Slave is no spell to use when your arguing over a piece of chicken! Now look what you did to this poor town,¡± said Amelia.

¡°I feel the same,¡± said Zelgadis who was always quiet throughout the whole thing.

¡°Hey!! Stop ganging up on me!! All I did was use the Dragon Slave on Gourry. (well it¡¯s not like he dies or anything. he¡¯s invincible when it comes to recovery)¡±

¡°ALL you did?¡±

¡°Uh¡­¡­¡±

Lina starts to sob, ¡°I want to eat too!¡± Lina cried.

¡°NO. You can¡¯t! We have no more money left.¡± Amelia said to Lina.

¡°Hm¡­ if it¡¯s like that then¡­ heh heh heh¡­¡± Lina starts to smirk evilly¡­ ¡°Gourry. Can. I. ¡®Borrow¡¯. Your. Hamburger?¡±

¡°I-E.¡± Gourry said while stuffing is mouth.

¡°(omg¡­ did Lina¡¯s Dragon Slave affect his brain damaged that much? He said NO to her!!! I know he knows better than to do THAT.)¡± thought Zelgadis. Zelgadis slowly walks away from the scene.

¡°Gourry~ would you want to eat some fireballs?!? HUH?!?¡±

¡°Huh? What¡¯s that?¡± Gourry replied not knowing the danger it might cause him.

¡°AH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!¡±

¡°LINA¡¯S GONE CRAZY!!! LINA¡¯S GONE CRAZY!!!¡± shouted Amelia. After Lina¡¯s fireball attack, the little piece that remains of the town was totally diminished. Lina, while in one hand clasping Gourry¡¯s throat, in the other firing fireballs all over the place shouting, ¡°SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!! If I can¡¯t eat it NO one can!!!!!!!¡±

¡°LINAAAAAAAAAAA let go of me!! I WILL die of this!!!¡± While Lina was crazily firing fireballs, a black shadow slowly appeared. ¡°Oi minna~san! What¡¯s all this?¡±

¡°XELLOS!?!¡± Amelia yelled.

¡°That¡¯s¡­¡± Xellos hasn¡¯t even got to finish his sentence and got shot by Lina¡¯s fireball. ¡°me¡­¡±