Virginia: Hello
Zack: hi
Zack: be quiet
Virginia: How are you this fine afternoon?
Zack: i plan on running naked through town square
Virginia: Oh that's lovely
Zack: i am sure the red is fine but use the blue!!! you stupid astronaut-monkey
Virginia: Yes
Virginia: That is true
Zack: ya know what?
Virginia: What?
Zack: huh?
Virginia: who
Zack: why are yu interogating me!?!?
Virginia: Cuz
Virginia: So how is Skippy?
Zack: peebles stole his dignity and blamed it on me
Virginia: Oh
Virginia: Have you started any fires lately?
Zack: just the one that killed all them orphans and nuns
Virginia: oh
Virginia: Do you blame the drugs?
Zack: my tummy was once shot by a dude who said his name was larry sammy dingelfine or lsd for short
Virginia: Oh
Virginia: hi
Virginia: I'm specul
Zack: fjdsfjjjgfjfgdkjfg
Virginia: : Do you like Yamato Ishida?
Zack: sorry that was nachismo typing
Virginia: ??
Virginia: Okay
Zack: he is my parisite
Virginia: Do you like Yamato Ishida
Zack: i dont know stop yellin at me!!!!!
Virginia: Hi
Virginia: do you like pokemon?
Zack: no
Virginia: why is your screen name pokemon related?
Virginia: how is skippy
Zack: look up golem in the dictionary
Virginia: lallllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllaaaaaaa
Virginia: what does it mean?
Zack: look it up
Virginia: I don't have a dictionary
Zack: get a job
Virginia: Shuttup what does it mean
Zack: look it up in the online dictionary
Zack: and then get a job
Virginia: I'm too lazy
Zack: dug
Virginia: ??
Zack: huh
Virginia: Whats DUG
Zack: it means to be frugged
Virginia: Go away
Zack: no
Virginia: Do you like Digimon
Zack: this is skippy now
Virginia: oh
Zack: i will torcher yur family
Virginia: you do that
Zack: wut eva my monkey needs exercise
Virginia: okay
Sigh... Don't you wish that you had conversations like that? Daily???
