Oh densest of Trainers
May I begin to count the ways
That I despise thee?
Boy who wins out of luck and pity
Thou who isn't exactly witty
In fact, could say that thee are quite dumb
Just the sight of your face makes me go numb
How do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways...

The one who often gets side-tracked and never trains
And when Brock does not feed him he often complains
Blasts off Team Rocket when they merely want to escape
When the situation gets tough he stands and he gapes
Who's friends do the work whilst he does squat
Yet gets all the credit whilst they get naught
Thy suicidal child with brain of a louse
Like the Wicked Witch I'd smash thee under a house
Using your Pokédex on most everything
Even the Pokémon thee have already seen
Never attempts a capture, yet when thee finally get one
Thou sets them free just when they become strong
Of all the Animé that this girl hath watched
Thou art the only "hero" that I wish to crush
You fall in a category with the villains I hate
Get thee gone, Satoshi-kun, to Hell's Gates!

More Pointless Crap!
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