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Kakashi's eye crinkled in a smile before he pulled up his mask and dropped the money for the bill on the table. "So you shouldn't have any problem walking into it, right?"

The mere thought of *willingly* walking into that death trap had Iruka's reflexes slowed enough that the jounin had no problem getting into his side of the booth. Kakashi wrapped an arm around Iruka's own, and performed what -- at any other time -- Iruka would have admitted to being a rather impressive long distance transportation jutsu.

The next thing Iruka knew, he was standing outside Konoha Hospital, Kakashi pulling him through the entrance. And there, across the greeting hall, were the gates of hell.

Crap. The doors were closed now, but Iruka knew they would open at any moment with that deceiving little happy chime he knew they had.

Iruka:
A. Grudgingly allows Kakashi to drag him through those doors.
B. Freaks and tells Kakashi the truth.