“I’m afraid Mr Potter you are not making much sense” said Dumbledore peering annoyingly at Harry over his half moon spectacles.

“Yes well nothing else has been making much sense today, so I might as well keep things consistent!” Replied Harry, now he was sure he was out of danger, delayed shock was starting to set in, which perhaps was not one of the best things to happen.

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He turned back to looking at the lake with that, muttering a weak heating charm to keep himself warm, after all what would it look like on his grave stone to have it say “Here lyeth Harry James Potter, who diedth from a cold in an alternate reality after escaping Voldemort 7 times”. No that was definitely not appealing, though then again it could say something like “Harry Potter, Boy-who-lived, until he died, he conclusively proved that a cold was more deadly than Voldemort”. Yep, that’s what he wanted, something that inspired people, though saying that who would write Voldemort on his grave anyway? Knowing his luck it would be “you-know-who” instead. Probably best to say alive then, at least until Voldemort was dead, which of course would mean him getting home first...


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AN: Previews from chapters 3 and 5