Disclaimer: Okay guys...I've done this so many times it's not funny anymore. If I owned Dragonball, Shin and Kibito would not be fused. Gohan would not have married Videl. There would not be a Dragonabll GT...and you get the point. They're not mine! None of it! Nor do I own Jigglypuff, the writers I threw in here, heck! I don't even own myself! Okay? There's no point in suing someone who's already broke. I'm not making money off of this. I'm just having a bit of fun to release tension.

Now, on to the long AN's. Next time they won't be this bad, believe me, but I might as well get them out of the way. Basic credits and thank-you's. 

Since Paladone gave me permission to do this, he gets a Videl plushie and a Gohan plushie as well as anything else of his choosing...::looks around:: I need to find more prizes to give away.

Datura gave me permission to throw her in, so I'm giving her a KaioShin plushie, and she can choose between a Night Time KaioShin plushie or a Smiling KaioShin plushie.

Also, we have Satan (And his bunnies) so they get a crate of carrots, and Satan can decide between a Bulma plushie, some sushi, some nice teas, or maybe some coffee. ^^ I'll see if I can't find better prizes. =P

This is mostly dedicated to Paladone. Your work, "Gohan's Journey: Fanfiction.net" was absolutely fantastic, and will forever mean something to me as far as parodies go, and a decent self-insertion of humor. ^^ This is also for LindaN-san, who got me back into writing in the first place, and in a fandom I said I would never touch. Boy, how wrong was I when I said that. And, this is also goes out to Lyonette, and anime dude for just being themselves. I adore how they say such truths with simple words where some people feel the need to show off. (::cough::Neko-chan::cough::) And one last thing, this is also to everyone who got caught in the recent Shin Author Wars. We all got sick of it, no? And we thought someone would let it die, right? Sheesh. Sorry Datura, for causing a huge mess for you when I was only trying to help. 

One more, ArthurEKing! If you get a chance, tear this apart and tell me what's wrong with it, okay. I don't always catch every mistake, and you did a good job on my other stories in pointing out what was lacking.

This is just a parody of humor, it's not meant to insult anyone, so if you feel insulted either you are taking it too personally, or you're a guilty party, and if that's the case, maybe you shouldn't be reading this. Now, this isn't a serious piece, it's for humor. I can't say I'm the funniest person in the world, and I can't say this will even live up to Paladone's work (in fact, I hope he doesn't see this as an insult.) Further more, I might not have been compelled to post this if some people could learn how to play nice. This is what this place is for guys, for fun and writing! Not for black lists and trying to get people kicked off, so like anime dude told you, "chill and back off each other." ^^; Oh yeah, if you want to read a decent Shin story go read Lyonette, LadyRivka, or Datura's stories, this isn't one of those. ^_~ I also use Digimon aspects....^^; Can't help it; it was my favorite show before I got into Dragonball.

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Shin Wars

Chapter#1 Blue Haze

Started 2-28-2002 (Three years of writing!! Yea!!)

In the ever present evening glow of KaioShin-Kai, KibiShin (Kaibit/o, KaioShin and Kibito (Kibit) fusion.) strolled along, his head full of thoughts as he wondered what the Z-senshi were doing these days. It had only been one year since Majin Buu had terrorized the world, and now KibiShin found himself bored.

Now, when a high deity is swallowed into a Plot They Didn't Want Anything To Do With great pains are taken to make sure this deity gets there at all costs, but the Narrator of this story is lazy, so KibiShin only felt a strange difference in the surrounding area when he walked right through a dimensional warp (plot hole) and found himself in the Digital World.

He stopped, his eyes large at the change of scenery. He looked back and could still see KaioShin-Kai, so he walked back to KaioShin-Kai and looked around. "Strange..." Stunned, he looked back and noticed he could see where KaioShin-Kai ended and the Strange Place He Had Yet To Learn The Name Of began, but he couldn't see why the change was taking place.

Cautiously, he walked back into the new dimension, (so sorry for using that phrase...I shudder when I hear it ::shudder::) "Let me see...new place..." and then he stepped back to KaioShin-Kai, "KaioShin-Kai? New place...KaioShin-Kai?" He kept on for a while, stepping back and forth as he did so, and he pondered the meaning of this new phenomenon.

Realizing that playing around with the invisible wall separating the different sides wasn't going to help matters, KibiShin stepped back into the Digital World and walked on to see if it might lead him to some answers.

A soft, warm glow coated KibiShin's face and caught his eye. He turned to his left to find a pineapple colored computer sitting out in the middle of no where (plot hole!! Narrator:: "No, I left it there on purpose, it's not a plot hole!" KibiShin:: "Plot hole!!" Narrator:: -_-;) Okay, sitting at the base of a walnut tree. (KibiShin:: O.O I'm blaming Datura if my luck really turns on me now.) The computer had nothing on it's screen but one word, "Hello."

KibiShin blinked his eyes at the strange device, unaware that machines could be so interactive with other beings. The deity sat down in front of the yellow laptop, his fingers itching to reply back; it was only polite, after all. A warm grin spread across KibiShin's face as he let his fingers touch the keys, ready to type "Hello," back, if a little slow for a lack of typing practice. 

As soon as KibiShin's fingers hit the keyboard he vanished, quickly reduplicated into digital bites. "He" was restored in a an indigo colored room, only there was one "minor" difference. 

KaioShin looked at Kibito and blinked. Kibito looked down to find his master had returned; they had been separated. 

After spending over a year in the same body, they both started to ask, "I thought only Majin Buu could...."

Finding the situation slightly creepy, Shin put his hands up, gesturing for Kibito to stop, "Let's not...I'd rather not say anything in stereo."

"Same here, KaioShin-sama. I'm sorry."

"It's okay. No need to apologize, after all, we did share the same mind for a while; but never again!"

"Hai, KaioShin-sama."

"Now...if Majin Buu could separate Vegeta and Goku from their fusion, this does mean there is an exception to the Potara earrings."

"Of course, KaioShin-sama."

A suspicious look crossed KaioShin's face as he peered at Kibito, but he continued on his ponderings, "Would that make this eerie, blue-hazed place a monster?"

"Hmm, sounds like a reasonable conclusion, KaioShin-sama. But how do we get back to KaioShin-Kai?"

"That's what I would like to know," KaioShin said as he walked around. A wandering of the room showed that there were hallways leading off to parts unknown.

Finally he spotted a female dressed in dark clothes, off to the side. He gently smiled and spoke, "Um, miss? Excuse me, but might I have your name to address you properly?"

With blinking brown eyes, the girl in all black looked at Shin and responded, "Wouldn't you like to know," with a haughty grin.

Taken aback KaioShin stared at her in shock. Kibito sauntered over by Shin and took to standing by his side once more, glaring at the girl with outrage.

Determined to get back home, KaioShin turned his questions to other matters, "Well, could you tell us where we are?"

"Wouldn't you like to know."

Unable to keep his mouth closed any longer, Kibito said, "Is that all you can say?" with venom slightly dripping from his words.

"Now, that is a secret."

 Shin winced at those words, and then addressed Kibito, "I knew it would be too soon if I ever heard that phrase again. I thought I heard it for the last time when we finished watching Slayers."

"I'm afraid not, KaioShin-sama."

Annoyed, her fangs gleaming in the light, the young woman in black waved her hands in front of them, "Excuse me, if you're done with asking me questions I need to go."

"No wait!" KaioShin tried to stop her, "I just need to know where I am." KaioShin watched her, taking note of her fangs and wondering if they real. 

"Wouldn't you like to know."

Kibito let a low growl express his feelings on this female, as well as a few words, "You are rather rude! Addressing KaioShin-sama in this manner."

"Kibito, it's all right," Shin tried his best to calm his "guardian."

Meawhile, the girl retorted back to Kibito, "Well, quite frankly, you're just as bad!" and then turned and walked away.

Both Kibito and KaioShin looked at each other, befuddled by the whole scene.

"So, we still don't know where we are," Shin softly said to Kibito.

"I know, KaioShin-sama, but we can find someone more agreeable." 

KaioShin meerly nodded his head and started walking around once more. Soon after they spotted a small girl with cat ears on her head, matching her auburn hair. She reminded KaioShin of the chibi characters he would see on anime shows, so he approached her with caution, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I am?"

The small chibi girl spun on KaioShin, angered, "Excuse me! I have a name, and it's Neko-chan! At least use my name!" (Yes, you were warned, and it's my story, I can put myself in if I want to! Besides, no romance...no-no. Plus, we're at ff.net, and they say to work with what you know, and I do know myself, and I am at ff.net! =P You want your name here to, just say so, or quite complaining because I'm in it!)

Kibito and KaioShin stared at her in surprise, overwhelmed. KaioShin took a deep breathe and tried once more, "Neko-chan then, could you tell me where we are?"

"Oh, I'm sorry...let me try that again," she said as she held out her hand, "I'm Neko-chan, and your name is?"

"Umm...call me Shin." KaioShin then gestured to the pink sour-faced man beside him, "And this is Kibito," then he shook her hand.

"Okay, Shin. Well, you're at Fanfiction.net. Welcome."

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Okay, I know, it was short and it sucked, but you can still leave me comments. What did you hate, what was half-way decent, and keep in mind it's a humor piece. Don't expect too much detail and what not. Further more, word of advice, learn to understand satire, and take a joke. ^^; Nothing here is meant to be spiteful. If you have some ideas, leave them, or drop me a line at my e-mail address. Click on my bio, go ahead, it won't bite you unless you bite first. ^^ If anyone wants to join in the mess go ahead and say so, so far I have Satan (his bunnies) and Datura. Plus I have Paladone's permission to do this in the first place...^^; Sorry if it hardly lives up to his work. =P If you want to read a good story...go see Ash the Wanderer, or Paladone's "Gohan's Journey to Fanfiction.net," and yes, this idea was spawned from there, that's why I have Paladone's permission. Until next time! Bye!! ~Neko-chan