by Andiron Sauron Greenleaf-Took
Ok, I’m on a misson to Piss you all off again! And it will work! So…. FOR THE NEW SUSHI CHALLENGE! Here to announce the actors for special guest appearances is….. Drum roll please…. Thank you… FRITO BUGGER!!!!!!!!!!! **people give her inquisting looks** FROTO BAGGANSE! FRITO IS ONLY HIS NAME FROM BORED OF THE RINGS!
Frito: We have… Moxie and Pepsi (Merry and Pippin) AND there pet Mango, Beatrice!
Snape in his SHOWER CAP and TOWEl!
Random Person: I thought thy “Snape” never washed thy hair…
Frito: QUIET ARROWROOT SON OF ARROWSHIRT (Aragorn) SO LET”S Get on with the show….
A NORMAL DAY AT THE MINSITRY OF MAGIC!
Sub_titled: Get the Hobbits OUTTA HERE! THERE EATING MY MUSTACHE
Cornelius Fudge was in a disasterious state. He had just gone in to get his mustached trimmed… But NOOOOOOOOO They had to wax it, oh, that wasn’t just the problem, They were OUT OF WAX so they used PEAUNUT BUTTER… Only that went wrong and IT DIDDN’T COME OUT!!!!! So now he had a mustache full of Peaunut Butter… and it was the 3rd time today that someone had came up to him and licked his peaunut butter mustache… Just then two short people came whizzing by, stopping only for a second to taste his mustache.
“Merry, This is good, what is it?”
“Pippin, It’s Peaunut Butter” Said Merry
“Do they have mushroom butter?”Pippin asked
“I don’t’ think so, I hope they don’t have Mango Butter, or Beatrice will be scared…” Merry said pointing to his pet mango with a pink tutu on.
“GUARDS! SECURITY! SOMEONE IS EATTING MY MUSTACHE AGAIN!” Fudge yelled. Upon his command 10 hit-wizards appeared and tucked Merry and Pippin and Beatrice under their arms and ran to the Jail cell.
MEANWHILE back in FUDGE’S OFFICE:
“Severus, we need to get rid of all these pests, there a 9 tottal right now.” Fudge said, talking to the had of Snape in the Fire, with a showercap on.
“Right, can you give me a discription?”
“4 short, rather fat no shoes, furry feet. 2 Muggles… yes, Muggles in the MINISTRY, with short beards, red and brown hair. One old chap, could be related to Dumbledore, He carries around a staff. One short guy with a brown beard and a axe, one tall guy, Long platninum hair… The girl Hit-Witches were swooning over him… Oh, they all carrie some sort of weapon.” Fudge said.
“Hmm… Looks like we need a bookworm for this… Forgive me Fudge, I must go get the filfy little Mud-Blood and her book population. She’ll arrive later. “ Snape said and left to get Hermione.
LATER…
“Hello Mr. Fudge, I’m ever so glad to be here, now where are these chaps?” Hermione said.
“Upstairs, to the left, the secret entrince is behind the book case, you cant’ miss it.”
With that Hermi trotted off.
“Pippin, get off my leg.”
“Why don’t you Frodo, or should I say FRITO!”
“Don’t’ make fun of my name PEPSI!”
“I like the name Pepsi…. It makes me hyper… speaking of food… I’m hungry, Merry do you still have the mushrooms from Farmer. Maggot?"
Just then, Hermione burst through the door.
“Hello all, my name is Hermione granger. Who are you all?”
“Aragorn son of Arathorn”
“Boromir…”
“Frodo”
“Sam”
“Pippin”
“Merry”
“Gimli”
“Legolas”
“Gandalf, what sorcery is this? Is this the work of Sauroman?”
“OK Gandalf, what sorcery is this is this the work of sauroman, That’s too long of a name, can I just call you something else?”
“Gandalf”
“OK, and I realize you all have slight problems. I will help you, now, what are your REAL names…”
Pippin gave Merry alook that said just plainly :BOTR
Merry nodded and said
“Moxie”
“Pepsi”
“Spam”
"Frito"
"Gimlet"
"Legolam"
"Goodgulf"
Boromir couldn’t remember his name and slumped over dead
“Arrowroot”
“That settles every thing, But those aren’t your real names. Your real names are:
“Moxie, you’re Dominic Morgahan. Pespi. Your’e Billy Boyd. Spam, your Sean Austin. Frito, you’re Elijah Wood. Gimlet, you’re John Ryes- Davies. Legolam- you’re the ever-hot Orlando Bloom, Goodgulf, You’re Ian McKellen. OK??? Now, I have realized that you all have issues… But I have arranged for you all to have counciling OK? Oh, and Ian, Don’t try to do any magic, I’m better at it than you.” Hermione said, spying Gandalf fingering his wand.
“Legolas, I think that girls gone crazy… You can tell by her hair. It’s got the style of Sauromon on a GOOD day.” Gimli whispered to Legolas
“JOHN I HEARD THAT!!!”
“Sorry Miss… errr errrrrr…. What is it again?”
“Granger, Hermione Granger.”
“Ok, MISS Granger. It won’t happen again” Hermione was obviously oblivious to the fact that Gimli was crossing his fingers.
“Now, I will be right back, I’m going to leave you in the hands of some fangirls, 4, so happily named: Aniron Sauron Greenleaf-Took, Ruby Chubb,Aurora Lynn Rose and Imhotep will he happy to watch you, I’ll be back soon.” Hermione said, exiting the jail area.
No sooner had she left than did Morwen, ALR and Imhotep (now called Brandy) All ran over with rope tied them up and strated kissing them and asking weird questions.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Cheapping isn’t this?)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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