ALR set these requirements, so don't ask me about them. In other words, I have no idea what an Armani suit, either, Prathdrake or any of those other people who shall remain nameless. For all those interested, the word is not in the dictionary. Or any of the three we have. She may be reffering to an Armony suit, but then, I could just be dense.

No comments, please

*Someone must wear an Armani suit.
*Someone (Or Many People, If you’d like it better that way) must say: “Holy Mother of Earth, the thingymobobber is doohigging!”
*Must include cheesewater. No, I don’t know what that is either. As ALR says, it’s an odd story and you can interpret it any way you want.

Get writing, slaves! Due WHENEVER I GET SOME ENTRIES!

CHALLENGE 12

*Must involve cheese
*Seamus must be included
*Somebody must say "Hottness... hottness... hottness... hottness..." Again the meaning is up to you.
*Something has to be red. *shrug* Hey, it works.

Due by July 19th... because it's a random date and I like randomness. ^^;

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CHALLENGE 11

*Someone must say "Lemmee iiiiin, it's dripping down my leeeeeg!"
*Must involve Pina Coladas... you can make them non-alcoholic, if you're such a wuss ^-^
*Somebody named Jeff Pearson must make an appearance... I know who he is... but you don't, so you can make him anyone you want
*Someone has to be OoC (Out of Character)... this should be really easy for some of you

In first place, winning the Longer than Necessary but Still Dang Funny Blended Challenge Fic with Humorous Cameos and Inserts of Songs that only I and a selective few have heard WAY too many times: "Untitled and Unposted as of Yet", by Translucent Horizon
In second place, winning the, Oh, you did SO good this time, with your humorous depiction of Jeff Pearson and silly script, but alas, you couldn't match the other one: "Your Action News Reporter Once Again...", by Prathdrake and Draco Malfoy, who are posers, by the way, because they said "s'all good" in their author's note, as me and Brandy immediately noticed ^^;

Neither of these fics seem to be posted yet, so, no links until they are. ^^;

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CHALLENGE 10

*Someone must say "Take it off! Take it off!" (The meaning of this phrase is up to you)
*Music must be somehow involved, either as just a small insignificant part of the fic or as the fic itself... I don't care
*Someone must say "The train is late, so while we wait, we're gonna do a little dance!"
*Eminem has to make a cameo. If you don't know who Eminem is, he's an obscene white rapper loser with some interesting music videos.

Winner of the Hysterical Parodies and Well-Hidden Self-Insertion Award: Spamkatie, with Romeo and Juliet on Ice-The musical
Winner of the Humourous Plays on Words and Strange Excuse for an Amusing Plot Award: Aniron Sauron Greenleaf-Took, with BASILISK CHALLENGE #0011867892
Winner of the Oh Look, the Canadians with the Twisted Sense(s) of Humor have Struck Again, Don't Mind if I Chortle a Bit Even if Brandy Thinks It's Confusing Award: Prathdrake and Draco Malfoy, with Cauldron Bottoms: A Rita Skeeter Exclusive

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CHALLENGE 9

* Someone has to say "We don't need no education!"
* Someone has to defy the school dress code (in other words, wear something other than black robes or Quidditch robes)
* There must be a rubber ducky
* A flag of some sort must be present
* Someone has to say "Tengo dolor magnificos!" which means "I have great pain!" (great meaning "a lot of", of course)

Winners of the Award for Sheer Stupidity, Corniness, and Great Patriotism, and a Load of Stupid Puns and Humorous Afro Wigs: Draco Malfoy and Prathdrake, with The Riot, The Witch, and the Tie-Dyed Robes
Winner of the Evil Plots by Unlikely Characters who Write in Diaries That They Are Quite Attached To, in which the Author is too Danged Lazy to Upload her Fic on Fanfiction.net: Pandora Sylph with Diary of a Demented House-Elf

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CHALLENGE 8

*Someone must have a tutu-wearing mango as a very loved pet
*Cornelius Fudge must be in it
*Someone must say "IT'S ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR CODSWALLOP!"
*Someone has to have a mustache made of peanut butter
Aaaaaand:
*Someone must make an appearance wearing a towel and a shower cap.

AND THE WINNERS ARE (although I wouldn't be suprised if the fics were fossilized, as it's been so long):
In 1st place (winning a fossilized can of Pepsi): "The Story that is Too Lame to Have a Title" by The S-nce
In 2nd place (winning a fossilized car key to the car that my stepbrother totalled a few years ago): "A Harry Potter Sermon" by who else but Prathdrake!
And finally, in 3rd place, being awarded with a fossilized toilet plunger: "A NORMAL DAY AT THE MINSITRY OF MAGIC!" by Andiron Sauron Greenleaf-Took (Note: To review the fic in it's incomplete form, go here.)

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CHALLENGE 7

Okay. Princezz Shortie gave me this idear, and I think it sounds rather amusing. You have to write a Mary-Sue or a Billy-Bob. *a la Tim* BUT..... Only if ye be men (women) of valor... For I've added a few requirements of my own!

~Someone has to say, "As you say in America: Neener neener neeeener!" (got that from Nightcrawler, my X-men baby ^-^)
~Someone has to say, "But... I don't drink!"
~Someone has to say "Oh yeah! Who be da Masta Ho now??"
~Someone has to say "Ain't there no decency left?"

In 1st Place (winning a SIMS CD and a blue Icee): "SUSHI Challenge #7", by SamiPandora
In 2nd Place (winning a basket of strawberries): "The Story I Neglected To Give A Good Title", by Prathdrake
In 3rd place (winning a linty piece of Trident): "Of Fashion Shows and Frizzies", by Madgirl Insane

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CHALLENGE 6

*Someone must say "Bring me chocolate, mortal!"
*The phrase "BAILAMOS!" must be included, which, in Spanish, means "we dance!"
*Must include SPAM
*Any Slytherin/former Slytherin should have a prominent (important, to all of you Brandys out there ^-^)role

In 1st place: Psychic Dark Lord Hotline by Ron Weasley's Cutie
In 2nd place: Pepsi Twist & Cans of Spam by The Other Rebecca
In 3rd place: Got Chocolate? by guitarzac
And guess what? Prathdrake also won with his fic, An Eventful Day at the Market , but I didn't place him because I am SO sick of him winning! *grins a grinchy grin at the look that Prathdrake is giving her* Teehee! Cheers!

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CHALLENGE 5

*A professor must have a radio in his or her classroom
*Must include "Misty Seaweed"-colored makeup of some sort.... whatever THAT looks like... scary...
*Someone must say "Bite the wax tadpole"
*Must mention odd socks (for example, the ones I'm wearing that say "Juvenile Delinquent")
*You must use the letter "x"... it's a poor, neglected letter, and I feel bad for it...

AND THE WINNERS AAAAAARE:
In 1st place: Stay Away from Wax Tadpoles by Mrs. Norris
In 2nd place: Makeup Obsessions Anonymous by Madgirl Insane
And, in 3rd place, although I must say it was hard to judge this one >-<:
Miss Moron , by Prathdrake, and McGonagall's Revenge by PrincezzShortie

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CHALLENGE 4

*Someone must yell "FREEZE!"
*Must include Peeves
*The cheering charm must be used
*There must be a new teacher

In 1st place: Peeves Peril by Prathdrake
In 2nd place: Peeve's New Haircut by The Other Rebecca
In 3rd place: Deepest Fear by Draco's Gurlie

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CHALLENGE 3

*Someone must give someone flowers... this should be interesting...
*Someone must always speak in rhyme... And no, they DON'T need to make any sense or be really good rhymes ^<^ (Becky, does that sound familiar?)
*At least one Weasley has to be present for at least part of the story
*Should be funny and a/l 500 words long.... Note, SHOULD be, but you can bend it a bit if you want to
*No one is allowed to say Voldemort OR You-Know-Who OR He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named OR the Dark Lord.... hee hee, you have to make up another name!

In 1st place: "What Next?" by Prathdrake
In 2nd place: "Some Helpful Advice" by PrincezzShortie
In 3rd Place: "From Now On, Voldemort will be called Dear Old Voldie" by Morwen Parkinson

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CHALLENGE 2

*Someone has to say "Tu es un gateau de fruit", which, in French, means "You are a fruitcake."
*Must be a/l 500 words long and funny
*The setting has to be in the house of a Hogwarts professor or student, for at least part of the story
*There must be... *dun dun dun* BOY BANDS!!! SCARY!!!
*Someone must turn into a watermelon at random times, at least twice.

In 1st Place: "Fleur Returns" by Draco Malfoy
AND
"Watermelon Wonders" by Princezz Shortie
In 2nd place: "Backstreet's... Not Back?" by The Other Rebecca
In 3rd place: "My 'Lil Insane HP Talk Show!!!!" by LilyEvans223

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CHALLENGE 1

*Must be a/l 500 words and funny
*Someone mut quote Benjamin Franklin a/l twice
*Must include Death Eaters or former Death Eaters
*Someone has to wear A LOT of makeup...
*Must feature Crest toothpaste
*Soemone must say "No baile o cante, por favor!" which, in Spanish, means "Don't sing or dance please!"

In 1st place: "The Yule Ball Returns"by Mrs. Norris
In 2nd place: "Lucius Goes Crazy" by Zapper
In 3rd place: "Oral Hygeine" by PrincezzShortie
AND
"Pink Nail Polish" by Lisa Black