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SOME OF THESE R SOOOOOO TRUE THAT IT'S SCARY!!!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GINO WHEN.....
1) YOU HAVE A $6,000 SOUND SYSTEM IN YOUR PICKUP TRUCK
2) YOU WEAR A JUVEVENTUS SHIRT AND INDOOR SOCCER SHOES TO MIDNIGHT
MASS.
3) YOUR 2 BEST FRIENDS ARE YOUR COUSIN AND BROTHER-IN-LAW'S
BROTHER-IN-LAW.
4) YOU OWN A TAPE THAT HAS STEVIE B, PEARL JAM, AND EROS ON THE SAME
SIDE.
5) YOU FIND IT NECESSARY TO CARRY A PAGER DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE
A PART-TIME PRODUCE CLEARK A LONGO'S FRUIT MARKET
6) YOU OWN A "CHIN PICNIC" T-SHIRT FROM EACH OF THE LAST 10 YEARS.
7) ALTHOUGH YOU ARE AT A DISCO 4 NIGHTS A WEEK, YOU STILL CAN'T DRINK
MORE THAN 2 BEERS WITHOUT PASSING OUT.
8) YOU ARE A CARD CARRYING V.I.P. AT MORE THAN 3 DANCE CLUBS.
9) A FAV SUMMER ACTTIVITY FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IS SITTING ON THE
HOOD OF YOUR CAR BLARING "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" IN THE PARKING LOT OF
YOU FAV DONUT SHOP.
10) DESPITE THE HAIR ON YOUR BACK, YOUE STILL TRY TO IMPRESS THE
LADIES WEARING YOUR "JUST DO ME" TANKK TOP TO WASAGA.
YOU KNOW YOUR ITALIAN WHEN......
1) YOU'RE 6'4", CAN BENCH PRESS 325 POUNDS, SHAVE TWICE A DAY BUT, YOU
STILL CRY WHEN YOUR MOTHER YELLS AT YOU.
2) YOU CARRY YOUR LUNCH IN A WESTON PRODUCE BAG BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIT
2 MORTADELLA "SANGWICHES", 4 ORANGES AND 3 BANANAS INTO A REGULAR
PAPER LUNCH BAG.
3(A) YOUR FATHER OWNS 5 HOUSES, HAS $300,000 IN THE BANK, BUT STILL
DRIVES A '76 MOTE CARLO.
3(B) YOU SHARE A BATHROOM WITH YOUR 5 BROTHERS, HAVE NO MONEY, BUT
DRIVE A $45,000 CAMERO.
4) YOUR MECHANIC, PLUMBER, ELECTRCIAN, ACCOUNTANT AND TRAVEL AGENT ARE
ALL BLOOD RELATIVES.
5) YOU CONSIDER DUNKING A PACK OF "S" COOKIES IN MILK A NUTRITIOS
BREAKFAST.
6) THERE ARE AT LEAST 30 PAIRS OS SLIPPERS IN YOUR FRONT HALL CLOSET.
7) YOU LIVE IN A 900 SQFT BUNGALOW, BUT STILL HAVE 2 KITCHENS.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE CALABRESE OR SICILIAN WHEN......
1) AT LEAST 5 OF YOUR COUSINS LIVE ON YOUR STREET.
2) ALL 5 OF THOSE COUSINS ARE NAMED AFTER YOUR GRANDFATHER.
3) YOU STILL WEAR SEE-THROUGH DRESS SOCKS POINTY PATENT LEATHER DRESS
SHOES TO WEDDINGS.
4) YOU'RE MARRIED AND CAN STILL SQUEEZE INTO YOUR CREAM WHITE
COMFRIMATION SUIT.
5) IN SOME CAPACITY, THERE IS A DUNP TRUCK IN YOUR LIFE
6) A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND 1 YAER OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE HAS EARNED
YOU THE TITLE OF "PROFESSORE" AMONG YOUR AUNTS.
7) YOU'RE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH AT LEAST 20 BANQUET OWNERS.
8) YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE NAMED "CALOGERO" OR "MASSIMILLIANO"
9) EVERY SINGLE TAPE IN YOUR CAR HAS THE DANCE VERSION OF "MARINA
MARINA".
10) SMALL DuMAURIER REGULAR
11) IT TAKES 4 DISPOSABLE BLADES TO SHAVE EACH SIDE OF YOUR FACE.
12) IF SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY GROWS BEYOND 5'6", IT IS PRESUMED HIS
MOTHER HAD AN AFFAIR.
13) THERE ARE MORE THAN28 PEOPLE INYOUR BRIDAL PARTY.
14) YOU NETTED MORE THAN $50,000 ON YOUR 1ST COMMUNION.
15) YOUR FATHER LIVES IN A SUBDIVISION AND STILL RAISES HIS OWN
CHICKENSAND RABBITS.
16) AT THE SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE YOU WERE A D.J.
17) YOU CAN NAME MORE PLAYERS ON THE CAGLIARI SOCCER TEAM THAN ON THE
LEAFS.
18) 30 YEARS AFTER IMMIGRATING, YOUR PARENTS STILL SAY "PRONTO" WHEN
ANSWERING THE PHONE.
19) YOU AND YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND HAVE MATCHING "EDRU"/"EDRA" BATH TOWELS.
20) YOU ARE OFFENDED WHEN THE WEDDING YOU ATTEND SERVES LESS THEN 3
FISH COURSES DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU NORMALLY EAT DANDELIONS 6
NIGHTS A WEEK.
"Success will only come to you if you truly want it. You should let no
one, ever stand in your way, during your Personal Quest to be the Best
you can possibly Be"
"The Crowd Pleaser"
MC Jay T
E-mail MC JAY T at info@mcjayt.com
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