The Billy Bob Dikshunarry of Ozark Talkin'
(And it took him 40 years to come up with all this stuff too)
-Amlance-
Watt takes ya to the horsepittle after ya got yore wagon stuck in
a ditch. Of course, it's after you awredy said, "I-awlch" and "Hayelp!"
-Armadillo-
Pre-packaged food. Lunch in it's own kettle
-Artery-
The study of painting
-Bacteria-
The back door of a cafeteria
-Barium-
What the mortician does when soimeone dies
-Britches-
A pair of trousers
-Caesarian Section-
A neighborhood in Rome.... Isn't it?
-Carlina-
A pair of states in the sowth.
They's a nowth one and a sowth one.
-Cat Scan-
Lookin' fer a kitty
-Cauterize-
Made eye contact with her. Then he usually
wants to go a courtin' or a sparkin' her
-Chunk-
Throw something lack,
"Why don't ya'll jist chunk it up here?"
-Clean-
The whole way; ie: He went clean through the sixth grade.
-Colic-
A sheep dog
-Courtin'-
Watt a boy an' a girl do when they lack each other.
They will go to a dance at Burkett's ol' barn,
or go to the Dry Goods Store and talk with their friends,
or if'n they really lack each other,
they will go a sparkin' down by Crooked Crick
-Creek-
Sumpin' a ol' door sounds lack if'n ya open it.
It'll do it if'n ya close it too
-Crick-
The place where ya'll can catch a
fish or crawdads, or go a sparkin'.
-Dilate-
To live long
-Earl-
What ya put in a skillet fer fryin' a possum
or ya put it in the crank-case o' yer car.
-Enema-
Not a friend
-Fester-
Quicker
-Fixin'-
Contrary to popular belief, people 'round here are always
busy a fixin' things. They might say, "I'm fixin' to go to
the store." or "I'm fixin' to git me sumpin to eat."
-Full Name-
What you call the kids when you're mad at 'em
-G. I. Series-
A Soldier's Ball Game
-Impotent-
Distinguished; well known
-Had-
First half of a kids game called, "Had an' Seek"
-Hayelp-
This is watt ya haller after ya said,
"I-awlch!" when yer wagon fell into that ditch
-Haller-
When ya say something really loud, you haller
-Hearsay-
What rug rats do when someone utters a dirty word
-Hitch-
You kin do this to a horse or a girl if'n ya want to marry her
-Hollar-
The valley between two mountains
-House-
The thangs sum folks live in, what the tars done
rotted off of. They pulled it in with a big ol' truck
Some people call 'em trailors
-I-awlch-
Watt ya'll might haller if'n ya git hurt,
like when yer wagon gits stuck in a ditch
-Itchin'-
To have a 'hankerin' to do sump'n
-Jeet-
A question 'bout supper where sumone asks, "Jeet yet?"
and sumone else will say, "Why no, Jew?"
-Jew-
The Answer to the question, "Jeet yet?"
And sumone else says, "No, Jew?"
-Kin-
Able to; "Ah kin do it good as you kin"
-Labor Pain-
Getting hurt at work
-Mard-
Wed to another
-Medical Staff-
The doctor's cane
-Morbid-
A higher offer
-Nitrates-
Cheaper than day rates
-Node-
Was aware of....
-Oily-
Not Late... (Well maybe not)
-Ow!-
The first word spoken by kids with older brothers and sisters
-Pelvis-
A cousin to Elvis
-Post Operative-
A mail man
-Rad-
Watt you do on a wagon or a horse when yer a-goin' somewhere
Rang
What a woman wears own her fanger when she gits married
(An ah'm not talkin' about a seagar wrapper, nether)
-Rat-
Correct, momentarily, or not left; "I'll be rat back"
-Recovery Room-
A place whar they do reupholstery
-Seizure-
A Roman Emporor
-Shotgun-
Gun used fer three thangs. 1. huntin' supper
2. Protectin' yer land (mainly the still)
3. Fer arrangin' a weddin' fer hitchin' a
man and woman after they wuz a sparkin'
-Show Off-
A child who is a bit smarter than yours. Usually,
the ones what are imported from somewhere's else.
-Sparkin'-
Watt youngin's do when they git to courtin' too
much an' they's 'bout to set their britches on far.
-Tablet-
A small table
-T'marra-
The day after t'day
-Tar-
Round rubber thang what you put on yore car
-Terminal Illness-
Gettin' sick at the bus station
-Tumor-
More than one
-Urine-
Op'zit of, "Yer out"
-Varicose-
Nearby
-Warsh-
What you do every Saturdee ev'nin'.
If'n ya have a good dog, he kin warsh
the dishes cleanern' any thang. Jist put
a dirty dish down thar in front of him.
-Whale-
Not sick
-Waff-
A girl what got hitched. Maybe she wuz-a sparkin' an' got caught
-Weddin'-
Watt happins when a girl an' a guy really
lack each other; They git hitched in a weddin'.
-Weddin', Military-
When the girl's Pappa finds out that she's been a
sparkin'. Well there's always gonna be guns there anyway.
A Shotgun Weddin'
-Weddin', Shotgun-
When a boy an' a girl really lack each 'n' other an' begin sparkin'
A Military Weddin'
-Work-
Sump'n you never see 'round here
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