Woodchucks Strike Back

Part 2 of a multi-part series about the Imposter....

Will the real imposter please step forward. Yes, that's right, just when we thought we had it all figured out, a startling confession shook the presses!

"...i posted the first message. i was really mad at chris..."

The person who typed these remarkably profound words was none other than Lauren Cowling. Her confession was then confirmed when I recieved an e-mail from Lisa telling me that the first message in which she was the Imposter occurred on March 24, 1999. This brings a whole new light to the matter. The reasons for Lisa's impostership have been enumerated in the previous article, but the addition of a new culprit now bring more questions to mind. As she stated, Lauren was mad at Chris. This complies with the image all of us recieved from the Imposter's first messages. We could all tell that it was hatred that drove this wretched soul to make such gross accusations! What we do not know, however, is WHY this Lauren girl was angry with Chris. Was it merely her instinctive disguted reaction to his hideous appearance, or was it more? Perhaps we will never know... How many messages did Lauren write from Feb. 25 - Mar.24? All of them? Or is there another Imposter out there... Another vile creature that lurks in the shadows of our guestbooks and claims to be people they are not! IS IT YOU???!!!

This is the end of Part 2. Tune in to Part 3 entitled Apple Turnovers, when we unveil even more of this Imposter mystery!!!

Back to the Fish Page