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Sleeping Beauty was her father's cherished daughter. One day she came back from wandering out in the woods and fell asleep. After three months of not coming back awake, the father, thinking she was dead, but unable to cope with burying her, left her in his castle and took off.
A wandering king found her in the castle one day. He tried to wake her but to no avail So he being a necrophiliac "enjoyed" her, then he too left.
Slowly Beauty woke up only to find herself pregnant. She gave birth to Sun and Moon. Luckily while she was positioning her breast to feed her baby, the baby's mouth clamped onto her finger instead of her bulging nipple and Ping! the poison thorn flew right out.
With dad gone, she made flyers and posted them all over the kingdom. The posters said: Hey! Who fucked me while I was asleep? I have two beautiful children!!!!!Wanna see them?
Well the Wild death-girl-loving king saw one of the posters and rushed back to the castle. "Oh I love you!" he said, "Be mine!"
But Beauty was cautious and took a while to know him. When she found out that he need more love than any other man she had ever known she said, "Okey-dokey!"
But...here's the hang-up part:the king had a wife.
The wife, being nice to the outside world but mean to the king, tries to kill the new mother. She has Beauty and her babies brought to her castle and cooks the children up and feeds them to the king. The king being a man who loves food, especially gravy, eats away.
When the king finds out about his food (a drunken servant whispered it in his ear) he boils the wife and her consorts. The cook was spared because he really didn't cook the children. It was boar meat spiced up to be tasty like human flesh. And in a back room he produces the children and Beauty.
Beauty and the Wild king have a lot more sex and two more children (Hey I have a painting of that too!) and they sing and dance and act goofy for the rest of their lives.
THE END.
