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Nitro Report for
1-4-99
Live from Atlanta, GA, in the Geargia Dome
-We Start off 99 with the Nitro Girls.
-Glacier vs. Hugh Morron-I cant BELIEVE they are jobbing Glacier to THIS fat piece of shit.
-Oh gee, a replay of that BULLSHIT that happened last week with Ric Flab and Eazy E.
-Oh, MY, GOD!!! I'm in HELL. Out comes Ric Flair, Arn Anderson and the rest of the family. I WANT TO DIE. Ric Flair talks about how Bischoff has humiliated him and all this other shit. He calls out Bischoff. Eric Bischoff comes out looking down. Flair says he is making him work for TONY SCHIAVONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR ERIC. How could someone be so ruthless?!? Mike Tenay gets bumped off the booth for Eric to sit down and do commentary. Maybe it ISNT so bad. Eric doesnt say anything once he gets there. HELP HIM> Sitting with Tony and Larry could kill him!!! This angle pissess me off. Ric then talks about how he wants to fight hennig and Whyndahm at Souled Out. Then this ugly, retarded SPED named David Flair says he wants to be his partner. Could I be any LESS interested???? Ric agrees. Whoopdy-do. He then re-hires Randy Anderson.
-Help, "the Greatest Nitro in the History of the Sport" is a damn NIGHTMARE.
-To make it all better, Larry and Tony are making fun of Eazy E at the broadcast booth. AHHHHH.
-OH......MY.......G---GOD!!!! The Konnan Video AGAIN. God? Are you still there?
-Booker T(Oh, yipppeeee) vs. (Who the hell is) Henry Hale- I have died and gone to hell. Larry is ordering Bischoff around and Tony is laughing, and to top it off here comes HENRY HALE?!? Booker wins. Wow, how cool.
-Nitro Girls
-Tony annoys the REAL boss a little more.
-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!.Norman Smiley is coming out!!!!!! Help....me. Whew. At least Chavo Jr. With PEPE is here. Come on, Chav, BEAT HIS WEDGIE STUFFED ASS. Chavo wins but after the match Smiley precedes to hurt Pepe and beat on Chavo.
-(hopeless sigh)Horace vs. Chris Benoit-Benoit wins with the crippler cross-face.
-Shut UP, Larry.
-Bill goldberg is being ARRESTED in the back. (ALRIGHT!!!) A bunch of cops say they are taking him in for something they didnt say yet. Billy boy looks like he's about to cry. Y'know, Nitro is starting to look up now. It is HILLARIOUS how he tries to resist them and they still hand-cuff him to take him down. (*Cracking Up*)
-Kevin Nash is outside yelling about Goldylox. He says "You think this is FUNNY?" to someone. Then we see that it is HOLLYWOOD HOGAN!!! telling him, "Yes, I do."
-Perry Saturn vs. Chris Jericho and RALPHUS!!!-The ref is Scott Dickenson. Hmmm..... Jericho goes to put him in the 'tamer and Scott says that Perry gave up. Saturn screams abut it while Dickenson raises Jericho's arm. Whoo-hoo!!!
-Bill Goldberg at the POLICE STATION.(yeah right...) The "cops" say Goldylox is under arrest for STALKING Miss Elizabeth. I LOVE that woman.
-GAY Larry makes a crude statemant about Liz. What a loser.
-Liz looking VERY, VERY good tells the cops Goldberg follows he everywhere.
-(Where's the gun???) A TWENTY MINUTE LONG SEGMANT OF POINT-LESS EDDY GUERRERO AND LWO SHIT!!!
-Bobby The Brain (thank GOD) joins Eric and Tony as they procede to joke on Eric some more. Ohhhhh boy.
-Kidman and Misterio vs. Juvy and Psychosis-The fag double you owe wins with Kidman inadvertadly hitting Rey with an AWESOME missle-dropkick.
-(*Laughing*)More Goldberg testimony!!!
-Gene Mene with Kevin Nash.Nash says Flair is righting all the wrongs and that he wants a match with Hollywood tonite!!!! Flair comes out and agrees. YES!!!
-HOLLYWOOD!!!! He calls Goldylox a "Sexual Deviant" (lol) and also puts Big Kev down. He agrees to his retiremant match. Ohh, yes, I LOVE WCW.
-Tony Schiavone announces Mic Foley will win the title tonight on Raw. Ummm, okayyyy.....
-Taped footage of Chris Jericho talking to Scott Dickenson. Hmmmm...
-Buff Daddy and Scott Steiner come out!!! E*n*t*e*r*t*a*i*n*m*e*n*t*. Out comes K-Slobb and he just raps his homeboy self to the ring. Konnan beats some ASS and then Buff runs in and disqualifies Scotty so he keeps the belt. Then that annoying nWo Ref runs out to declare Steiner still champion.
-Wrath(*yawn*) vs. Bam Bam Jigelow.They fight until they both get counted out. Oh well, the crowd chanted "boring" throughout the entire match.
-Elizabeth is losing her story. DAMN THOSE COPS. She's the VICTIM, here!!!
-DDscumP vs. Brian Flabams-DDscumPage wins with the diamond cutter. Was there really any doubt?
-The Coppers tell Goldylox that Liz dropped the charges. Billy boy demands to be taken to the Georgia Dome. They agree. Nooo!!!
-Kevin Nash vs Hollywood Hogan. Kevin brings out Scott Hall much to the delight of the crowd, and then he rips off his shirt like Hogan always used to. Hollywood is PISSED. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, Hogan touches Nash, and he falls, LETTING HOGAN WIN!!!!! YES!!! The rest of the nWo runs in. Hall and Nash hug Hogan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT. Hello, ORIGIONAL nWo!!!! Suddenly, Eric springs to life, calling the whole thing in delight and laughing!!! I love it SOOOO MUCH!!! I'm markin out and proud of it! Bill Goldberg runs out and beats on the nWo. He is ready to beat up Hogan with Lex Luger runs out and attacks GOLDBERG!!!! They all join in and spray paint the words "nWo 4 life" on his back. Those words have never had so much meaning!!! Scott Hall zaps him several times with that caddle prod and Eric makes some hillarious ass sound effects and then he mocks Tony Schiavone's commentating by saying "By Golly" and "Oh my Goodness". nWo 4 LIFE!!! Help me lord, I'm havin a heart attack!!!I say 5 stars out of 5. nWo is BACK!!! Hahaha!!!
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