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2004/07/20
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Scorpion on Carpet
Taking care of a winter resident's home I find a dead scorpion.
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2004/07/20
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Dead Scorpion
And then I find another dead scorpion.
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2004/07/20
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Six Dead Scorpions
I eventually locate five dead scorpions and one not-so-dead one that I discovered when I picked him up by his tail. No worries mates, in the 1950s, Crazy Brother Pat and I used to collect, by hand, all kinds of dangerous creatures.
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2004/07/20
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Scorpion on Human Growth Hormone
Through collecting these so odd looking and very poisonous arachnids, I went to check the toilets. After I was through checking the British Racing Green hallway toilet, I noticed it had run out of toilet paper. Knowing that I may need to check the toilet the next week, I went in search of a replacement roll. I walked the fifty steps or so into a ground floor bedroom bathroom. One that I had previously carefully checked for scorpions. I pulled open and then closed several drawers. And suddenly this massive bastard appeared. And he was nowhere near dead. I immediately set a new personal record for my vertical leap.
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2004/07/20
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Swinging the Stinger
Here we see Señor Scorpion poking air, flinging his built-in flick knife to and fro hoping to sting someone or something.
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2004/07/20
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Still Swinging
Still poking the air, the fiesty fellow hopes to jab me.
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2004/07/20
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He Grabbed my House Key
Somehow he grabbed my house key out of my pocket. It will give you a good idea of his size.
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2004/07/2004
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Leader of the Pack
Gingerly carrying Harry Hadrurus I placed him on the same countertop where I had positioned his smaller bodied speiced buddies. You can see how much larger he is.
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2004/07/20
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Here's Looking at You
You would you like to wake up with this sharing your pillow. It could happen in north Scottsdale, Arizona. Talk about 'morning breath.'
Scorpions
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