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 Mr.Wonderful
Topics: | 01/08/00: US Poverty Up By 30%? 01/05/00: OSHA Attacks the Home 12/25/99: Handguns: Diplomats Only 12/10/99: Wye River Accord 12/06/99: Columbine Nazi Salute
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Mr. Wonderful has discovered that the Washington Welfare Bureaucracy is proposing a raise in the 'official' poverty level of income from $16,600 for a family of four to $19,500 ! This would increase the number of families below the poverty guidelines by 30%. Remember these guidelines do not include any non-monetary aid these families receive in addition to their income. When other government benefits are added in, these 'poverty level poor' sometimes have an income into the six digits. The real reason for the rise in the poverty level is to keep these 'poor'(who in Mexico would be upper middle class) voting for the very people who enrich them, the liberal establishment entrenched in Martha's Vineyard, whose monthly house payments average $16,600.
Federal workplace regulators at OSHA have decided that it is the purview of the employer to make certain that their telecomuting employees residence's are OSHA-safe ! Of course this would require OSHA employees (accompanied by BATF agents, no doubt) to enter the homes of many Americans and conduct a warrantless search. While many conservative commentators bemoaned this Nazi-Germany style edict, they have missed the point !
Mr.Wonderful screams that OSHA is an entirely unneeded, bloated, government agency and should be plowed under with the condoms used at that December Orgy also known as the Clinton White House Christmas party !
Mr.Wonderful is involved in a secret federal jury process. That is all I'm going to say, hence the word "secret." I have discovered so many elements about how our federal government functions during said process, that I am considering adding to my armory.
One thing I learned, which demonstrated in clear terms exactly what ALL governments think about their citizens is, the fact that the only aliens in the United States who are legally allowed to possess handguns are diplomats. In other words, the only people our government and foreign governments trust with handguns are employees of their own governments! These governments blindly trust each other but not their own citizens.
Mr.Wonderful was reading The Jerusalem Post newspaper dated December 10th, 1999. He was startled by a full page 'Public Declaration' placed by the Gamla Shall Not Fail Again organization, which read: "The world has never witnessed an act of ethnic cleansing perpetrated by a nation upon itself..." This proclamation was signed by over 600 anti-Wye individuals. This advertisement, in an internationally distributed Jewish newspaper, reveals that not all of Israel is
whole-hearted proponents of the Wye River accord.
In the same issue I also noticed that this, the greatest of all Clinton Administration achievements, may cost the American taxpayer as much as $100 billion. The major media is unconcerned with the price of this unworkable, unprobable, and unlikely accord, even though it amounts to 2,380% more dollars than the honorable Kenneth Starr expended to impeach this bastard President.
Tonight, during the Republican Presidential Debates, while most of America was watching 3rd Rock from the Sun Mr.Wonderful, while rearranging my copies of National Review was listening on my AM radio headset. I heard Alan Keyes reveal that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the Columbine High School Murderers, were regularly seen, in the school's walkways, exchanging the despised Fascist-Nazi ('heil Hitler') salute. No one reported them, no one cared, no one wanted to risk 'upsetting' them. But, Mr.Keyes continued, "If a teacher were to hang the Ten Commandments in her classroom, she would be called to the principal's office that very same day."
Mr.Wonderful does not consider McCain's angry outbursts an issue, but he does consider the fact that Senator McCain was the lead man in the Tobacco Lawsuits and the lead man in 'Campaign
Finance Reform.'
Tobacco is a legal product and anyone insane
enough to smoke deserves 100% of the results, including nicotine
'addiction' (which is absolute horse-shit.)
'Campaign Finance
Reform' is a liberal mantra which translates to "Fund my campaign with tax dollars, even if it means people who think I'm a Marxist end up funding my campaign." Big babies who cannot convince people to donate to their 'crusade' always cry out for 'Campaign Finance Reform.'
See McCain campaigning in Maryland.
