12/17/2003
DeMedia & Democrat's Response to Saddam's Capture
Once again, your Mr.Wonderful is so mad I'm spitting blood. Hours after, not even twentyfour hours after Saddam Hussein, one of the most dangerous mass murderer's of the 21st Century is captured, what is the lead news story on the radio channel that is entirely funded by tax dollars confiscated from the American taxpayer? On National Public Radio, I hear that another car bomb has gone off in Iraq, killing ten. Nothing about the monster who, not counting soldiers and combatants, on average killed twenty four, unarmed and most likely innocent people every single day of his thirty five year reign. (If one takes the 300,000 bodies that Saddam's regime is known to have buried in mass graves and divide by the 12,775 days of his reign you arrive at 23.48 people killed per day. Every day, seven days a week.) Understand that the DeMedia is trying its damnest to discredit the Bush Administration's efforts in Iraq and they believe that promoting the continuing violence will help their perverted cause. Perverted because their international promotion of the insane and murderous labors of less than .004 percent of the Iraqi population only encourages these mobster's to perpetrate even more violence. Violence that is actually aimed at the 140,000 soldier's of the United States Armed Services who are stationed in Iraq! On it's most logical level, what kind of sense does it make for the government employees of NPR to promote news that literally could cause the death of other government employees stationed in Iraq? But what has really gotten my gums bleeding and teeth rattling was the cries by liberal morons who are concerned that this sonofabitch Saddam isn't harmed while in captivity. This monster has murdered at least seven football stadiums full of men, women and children. Students, parents, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, cousins, nephews, uncles, aunts and grandparents have died by the hand of President Hussein. It baffles me that the Bush Administration and concerned citizens of the Southwest states are being accused of all kinds of vile crimes because a couple of hundred stupider-than-Michael-Moore-Mexican-Nationals, guided by Mexican coyotés charging up to $15,000 each, attempt to illegally cross our border and die in the process. If only Saddam had been murdering illegal Mexican alien's perhaps then we'd have NPR and the DeMedia on our side, eh?
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12/15/2003
"We Got Him"
In the deepest dark of this weekend, the phone rang at the spacious satellite MW headquarters (former Y2K Bunker) buried in the hills 10 miles northwest of Phoenix. I paused my monitoring of the incredibly interesting BOT production of Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling and I picked up the receiver and listened as an excited "Major Mitchell", surrounded by gym-sized blazing white tents, informed me over the MW secure communications network (shielded with "Non-Stick Reynold's Wrap") that brave soldiers of the all volunteer U.S. Armed Services had captured Saddam Hussein. Due to anti-eavesdropping methods employed at the mountain-side MW bunker, your Mr.Wonderful was limited to only the passive signal of AM radio coverage until I arrived at the cozy MW apartment in tony Scottsdale. I almost began weeping as I watched the Fox News footage of a doctor delousing the World's-Hairiest former dictator. I'm sure many Republican's thought the same as I did as I said to myself, "This is really bad news for, what Democratic Senator the Honorable Zell Miller, has labeled as the "Naive Nine": the nuevo, dark and dreary and depressing Democratic Party candidates running for President. What I was going to write about before Saddam was found in his ten foot deep and dank, dirt-floored dungeon hasn't changed though. And that is, to working men and women. To working men and women and homosexuals. To working men and women and homosexuals and transvestites. To working men and woman and homosexuals and transvestites and cross-dressers. To working men and women and homosexuals and transvestites and cross-dresser's and extra-terrestrials of the same genders and/or persuasions (who are earning a living and paying taxes among us) it should be both saddening and frightening that, according to a survey taken prior to the capture of the "Butcher of Baghdad", George W. Bush was a mere seven poll points ahead of the likely Democratic Party challenger. What this tells your Mr.Wonderful is that the United State's public school system (aka: the pubic school system) more concerned with homophobia, the U.S. being governed by the billionaire's ensconced in the United Nations, more concerned with deferring to every possible spiritual belief (except to the Judeao-Christian beliefs that are the backbone of our Constitution and national morality) and of course, the proper fitting of a condom, than they are with reading, writing, social studies and arithmetic has done its job. It instructs me that the DeMedia (aka: Mainstream Media) has also done its job. What are 'their jobs?' With invisible, face-less, power-hungry moguls, (who are destined to make Saddam Hussein's reign look as bloody as the term of the former governor of Vermont) pulling the strings, their jobs are to inculcate into every American what a horrible system democracy is. To expose the Founding Father's of this nation for the slave-owning, evil, Christian dead-white-rich-men they believe they were. And to convince the politically vague and economically ignorant, i.e., those who can easily cite fourteen or more story-lines from 'Seinfeld' or 'Friend's' and proudly state they haven't read a non-fiction text since earning their liberal arts degree, but yet can't name a single Senator or Congressman from their state or merely what percentage the Federal Income Tax has removed from each and every one of their paychecks in year 2003, that the "invisible hand" talked about by economist Adam Smith is actually a fist. A fist wielded by those lucky and very few who 'hit the jackpot'. A fist beating down, women, people of color and those in this country illegally.
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12/04/2003
Bush T.G. Visit Attacked by Media Turkeys
Thanksgiving Day, a big-time GOP backer phoned my gatehouse and told me the instant after he found out that President Bush had "dropped in" on our troops in Iraq. Later, seated before the huge flat panel screen of the MW super-computer, as I read the story at The Drudge Report, on the verge of sobbing, tears streamed down my cheeks. This trip was totally unexpected by even your abnormally prescient Mr. Wonderful. But, even as I thought to myself what a genuine and deeply appreciated gesture this was, a gesture which could have gotten him and everyone with him massacred, I knew the DeMedia would soon be discounting our President's visit more than a Michael Jackson autographed photo on eBay. Of course, the DeMedia, being the predictable, expensively educated, liberal-art majors that they are, did not disappoint me. Soon cries ranging from, "He should have included more reporters" to today's Washington Post's incredibly low blow of Bush's Baghdad Turkey Displayed, Not Eaten filled the columns and the airwaves. The DeMedia's posture exposes a few revolting aspects of today's liberal news organizations. One, they demonstrate pure evil. Two thousand and three years ago, their totally unbiased, non-partisan, investigative reporting probably would have been revealed that, by occupying the manger, the infant Jesus was depriving some goat (on whose father's hide they were writing) from crunching his morning feeding of corn-meal and matzoh-ball left-overs. By wailing and weeping that another battalion of reporter's weren't notified, most likely ensuring that the secret visit would be leaked, causing a cancellation of the entire operation, lays bare the fact that the DeMedia didn't really give a damn if our American President ever even visited the brave men and women of our all-volunteer Armed Services. And it also demonstrated that they still don't comprehend (or are cognizant of, until one of their own perishes, that is) just how very dangerous this world is. They don't understand that there are evil people, certainly in Iraq, who armed with $40, forty-four millimeter mortars, rather than $400 Mont Blanc's, delight in killing babies, women, children, teens, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, uncles, aunts and even the endangered Capra aegagrus. These murderers, given advance notice, would have reveled in slaughtering everyone, liberal and conservative, male and female, armed and unarmed, and (gasp) journalist and non-journalist, within a quarter mile radius of the most powerful man on the planet.
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11/26/2003
Insane Iraqi-War Detractors
I listen to patriot Ollie North, via satellite-phone, reporting from the boulevards of Iraq, telling us how very much, very many Iraqi's appreciate the immense task that the United States government and her all volunteer armed services has undertaken. A task that has benefited the day-to-day lives of most Persian's and, for certain, extended the average life span by a decade or more. (Of course, the left-leaning organizations that track nation by nation life spans, while they surely include the deaths resulting from unsanitary conditions and disease - both caused because the United States isn't shipping the country's prime minister, monarch, dictator, premiere or president, enough one ton bushels of one hundred dollar bills - never consider the thousands of citizens murdered each year by its own government in the 'average life span' calculations.) While the DeMedia reports on how this war, costing $87 billions, will bankrupt the U.S. economy (the 1989 Savings and Loan Bailout was over $500 billions) reports breathlessly on the deaths of brave American soldiers, rejoices over street warfare perpetrated by Saddam loyalist's, moans how rebuilding Iraq will benefit mainly U.S. based corporations (as did the Marshall Plan which rebuilt the towns and the cities and the streets of our currently cowardly cousin's on the Continent at the end of WWII) and finally informs us how every single one of Iraq's 23 million citizen's despise us. Who to believe, who to believe? Sparking just a sliver of my massive brain and having a brushing acquaintance of the depth of the death and the width of the crushing oppression Hussein, during his thirty year monarchy, rained on his subjects, I have got to believe most of his former wards are happier than Ted Kennedy at a pre-paid, two-week long Octoberfest. Pro-Iraqi War backer's have a point when they say that we can fight these scum-bag, chicken-shit, bacon-craving, bare-hand-wiping bastards thousands of miles away in Iraq and Afghanistan, where our professional soldiers can freely spray the avenues and apartments with 7.62mm bullets, mortar rounds or tank shells or these drape-wearing sons of Satan will be more than happy to bring the war to the streets of New York City or Los Angeles. For those of you (none of my reader's, so I'm preaching to the choir) who believe that we can ignore the problem is to invite only further attacks on both American's and non-American's alike. After all, anyone who can deny that the Clinton Administration's limp response and blow-job attitude about the 1990s offshore terrorist attacks not opening the door to OBL's Twin Tower attack (remember, originally there were thirteen planes to be hijacked and kamikazied) would also deny that then U.S. Ambassador to England, Joseph Kennedy Sr., was predicting Hitler would conquer the West prior to our entry into World War II. I say again, if Iraq was populated with Black African's and possible future NBA draft choices, rather than the hated Caucasian, the DeMedia and ESPN would be 100% behind the Administration's every move. I can assure you, that as long as George W. Bush remains our President, any country, even our advertising friend's from the House of Saud, will do everything they can to prevent terrorist's, based within their borders, from expanding their violence to the United States or its citizens. I can comprehend the average American believing that we will not be able to convert Iraq into some sort of a 1950s Muslim Middle-Eastern-Texas. But I cannot understand, how anyone cannot believe that we must finish the job in Iraq before we can disengage and leave. And, number one on the job list is to find and kill Saddam and obliterate, imprison or expel every one of his murderous power-hungry henchmen.
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11/05/2003
The Iraq Situation
Currently we are witnessing how the DeMedia warps everything to suit their warped view of the world. Of course, their warped view would be identical to the bypass-the-Congress-Executive-Ordered socialism of the greatest Democrat of all: F.D.R. It is amazing that the wonderful news of the 7+ percent economic growth rate, apparently caused by the federal government spending less of our money, ie., the Bush Tax Cut, ever saw the light of day. Of course, many of the socialist-liberals are tying themselves and logic into pretzels trying to explain how the tax cut did not cause the reported increase in the U.S. G.D.P. In reference to Operation Iraqi Freedom, I don't know what to label the tone of many of the articles I read or commentators or candidates I listen to, other than traitorous. It gives me the stinking black river runs, that the DeMedia in these United States is trying their hardest to make this war look like a mistake. That over one hundred and twenty-five thousand American citizens in the service of this country are risking their lives every day is of no concern to these spineless, cowardly, bastards located thousands of miles from harm luxuriating in their climate controlled, carpeted and catered offices. Sadly, for us patriot's, the main reason these left-winger's are out of the line of fire of foreign anarchist's, seated safely behind their 19" flat panel monitors, is because our brave soldiers are keeping terrorism at bay in the streets and the deserts of that ancient land once known as Persia. These are the same people who chided Ronald Reagan for lying to U.S.S.R. Premiere Gobachev about our vast progress in regards to our "Starwars Anti-Ballistic Missile System." Nevermind that President Reagan's false claims (contrast against Saint Clinton's false claim of, "I did not have sex with that woman . . .") among other purposeful actions taken by his administration, bankrupted the Soviet Union's economy and hastened its December 1991 demise. Listen to me dear reader's. In the 1960s your Mr. Wonderful and millions of other school children, practiced leaving school early, and marching to our homes, because there was a real chance, that due to the decisive actions of one the last Democrat's to ever express guilt over the possibility of the public exposure of his sins, John F. Kennedy, we could soon be involved in a war with Cuba. With Cuba's Castro using nuclear weapons supplied by the U.S.S.R. This political cycle, in an effort to squeeze more of their liberal politician's into office, including the Oval Office, these lying skunks of the DeMedia are attempting to pass off the Iraq War as another never-ending Vietnam War. Journalist's of the liberal press delight, yes they delight, every time one of the member's of our all volunteer-Armed Services perishes. Ponder that thought the next time you hear a liberal politician or a member of our DeMedia 'lament' over the situation in Iraq.
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10/16/2003
So You Want Euthanasia Made Legal?
The over one decade saga of Terri Schiavo drags the question of legalized euthanasia center screen of the American conscience still mourning the passing of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Seinfeld" and John Ritter. As background: It's not incredible enough that your Mr. Wonderful is an evil Caucasian, conservative, Christian, but I also believe that Jehovah-God, in contrast to millionaire author Rabbi Harold S. Kushner postulations, is one hundred percent absolutely in control of all occurrences in this universe. And I believe that this particular case, where all that have eyes can behold pure evil raising its wicked head and the DeMedia turning their own away, is an excellent witness that Satan 6.0 has upgraded himself and dwells with men in the 21st Century. And the "Angel of Light" continues the very real battle between Good and Evil begun before man was even created. ("For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms." NIV Bible, Ephesians 6:12 St. Paul) From what I understand the facts to be, some of which, as is typical, the liberal DeMedia have purposely left unreported are:

"Terri Schiavo was 26 in 1990 when she suddenly collapsed in her home after her heart stopped from what doctors initially believed was a potassium imbalance. The loss of oxygen to her brain left her in a condition where she could breathe on her own but was left reliant on a liquid nutrition supplement and water delivered through a tube."
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