4 Legit Code
Warning:
This is fiction at its finest. Everything below is pure fiction so don't take it seriously.
Ok, first of all, let's get to know this "hot" new group!
Milton Jiggavant (aka Milty-Milt) - The shy wussy boy with great abs
Larry Tontus (aka Larry T ) -The suave, but mysterious ladies man
Quiepegelio LeVine (aka Quiep or Quiepy Qwaler {Creepy Crawler}) - the goofy, funny one
Cletus-Adam LeTate ( aka Jigga Daddy) - The sweet, cute lead singer
Lou Pearlman spotted them at a local male strip joint and decided to let them work for him at Chippendales. He saw potential in these four young men later on and signed them onto his TransCon label. Things are looking good for this fresh new group, right now they're shooting their very first video, with Lou supervising as the executive director.
On the set of Lou Pearlman's new boyband, 4 Legit Code's new video.
Lou is in the corner smoking fat cigars with Wendy's and McDonald wrappers thrown all other the floor. His two slutty secretaries hop over layers of trash to give him some notes.
Now we see the group in skintight cuttoff leather pants and bright see through wife beaters on the set. The pants are soo tight that you can see the lead singer, Cletus-Adam's legs turn a pale shade of purple and he's limping. He starts to complain to Lou but Lou shouts, "Beauty's a pain in the ass! Or in your case, the legs! HA HAH HA HAH!" There is a painful silence in the studio, except the pitiful laughter of the two secretaries.
"AH forget it, " Lou mutters, "START DANCING!"
The boys hop to it and start moving through their carefully scripted coreography. The cameras are rolling so everyone has to get their moves right.
"Shit!" Quiep yells as he trips and falls to the ground.
"You little piss-ant!" Lou screams, " Why the hell did you do that?!?"
"I , I'm sorry," Quiep mutters.
"Don't let it happen again." Lou whispers in an evil tone.
The rest of the guys are scared shitless so they do the routine perfectly from then on. One minute rolls by and then Lou starts to get angry again.
"Didn't anyone ever teach you losers how to lip synch better than that?!? Idiots! Cut! Cut the tape now you F-ing bastard!"
The camera man stops and glares at Lou. Lou manages to wiggle out of his chair and leap over his trash pile over to where the group is. He waddles straight to the guys whom stare with disbelief.
"What is wrong with you guys? Lip synching is a perfectly normal thing that ALL boybands need to know how to do, you understand that, right? Get it right, or get out! It's plain and simple. Practice the song now..."
As soon as Lou starts walking away Milton, the buff one, burts into tears.
Lou turns around in disbelief and yells, " What the hell are you crying for?!!"
" I-I-I ..", stutters Milton.
"I-I-I what?!!" asks Lou.
"I just don't like it when you yell at me. ::.sniff sob.:: It makes me feel unmotivated, " says Milton, who is trying very hard to choke back his sobs.
"Unmotivated!?!?! Oh, I'm gonna give you some f*cking motivation!" Lou waddles as fast as his fat body will allow him and slaps poor Milty-Milt repeatedly. Milton imediately stops crying and shields his face.
"Anybody else need some motivation!?!?!?" , Lou asks in a sneer tone.
" N-N-No sir!", the boys answer, their faces white from sheer terror.
"Good! I really love you kids, so don't make me mad." He trys to pat Milton on the back but Milton jerks away. "Alright,whatever, let's just get back to work." Lou says. He then waddles back to his seat.
The guys look at each other and start singing their soon to be hit, "Everbody, Here We Go."
As the boys start dancing,Lou has another complaint. "More skin" , he whispers almost under his breath.
"What did you say?" , Larry T asks.
"MORE SKIN YOU LITTLE BITCHES!! I WANT TO SEE MORE SKIN!!!" Lou yells.
The boys look at eachother in disgust. "But all we have on are these see-through wife-beaters and tight pants," they protest.
"So you won't take it off, huh?! Fine! Then I'll take it off for you," he screams as he runs toward them grabbing and at each of them. The scared guys shriek with terror as they run out of the studio holding on to whatever pieces of clothing they still have on. Lou who is tired of chasing them gives up and is out of breath.
Larry T starts shouting obscenities at Lou from a far but they can be barely heard over Milton's now earth shattering, feminine sobbing.
I know you all wanted to see 4 Legit Code's new music video, but you won't, because Lou Pearlman is a top class a - hole and they're not a real group. I know you're very disapointed cause you couldn't wait to feast your eyes on yet another boyband, but we made this one up so deal with it.
Thanks to Chili31383 for her help with this story.
