Mirror Mirror on Nsync's Wall

Justin: Mirror, mirror on Justin's wall, who be the flyest black boy of dem all?

Mirror: Dat be you for life J- Dawg! Ain't nobody dat can compete wit dat milky chocolate complextion. You know what I'm sayin?

Justin: (smiling) Word.

Here's what Justin thinks he sees.

JC: Mirror mirror on JC's wall, who sings the best in the whole wide world?

Mirror: Without a doubt, it's you JC.  Your voice is so clear and smooth you knock all the ladies off their feets.  Nobody does the oohs and aahs better than you!

JC: (singing) Thank yooou, mirrooor! Yeaahwoohohoo....

Here's what JC thinks he sees.

Lance: Mirror, mirror on Lance's wall, who's the prettiest covergirl of them all?

Mirror: Girlfriend! You know it's you. Honey, nobody's got that creamy, clear complexion like you! You are beautiful! Work it honey!

Lance: (giggling) Oh you! 

Here's what Lance thinks he sees.

Joey: Mirror, mirror on Joey's wall, who's the flyest Mack Daddy of them all?

Mirror: Well, you're no Bone Daddy ,but... you do nicely for yourself.  At 2 to 3 girls a night, man, you're unstoppable!  You've got hoes lining up around the corner to get a piece of your suave charms.

Joey: Yeah, I know..I know. He he.

Here's what Joey thinks he sees.

Chris: Mirror mirror on Chris' wall, who's the funniest man alive?

Mirror: Not you.

Chris: What?  I'm funnier than Jim Carrey! Ha ha!

Mirror: No. You're an immature 27 year old man in a boyband trying to hold on to the last bits of your youth....you're not funny man. You're waaay uncool!

(One tear rolls down his cheek) Chris: Fine then, Mirror, (sniff) who's the best Busta Rhymes look-alike of all?

Mirror: Aaw geez, don't cry man...it's you. Yeah...you. I guess.

Chris: Ha ha! Yes! I knew it!

Here's what Chris thinks he sees.

The mirror lies y'all!

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