I found this one on a humor newsletter and I thought it was too funny! It was written by the BACKSTREET CHIX.

NO 'N SYNC

(sing to "No Scrubs" by TLC)

*N SYNC are the guys who thinks they're fly

And they also think that they're slickstaz

Always jumpin' around the stage

I hope they slip and bruise their cracks, So

No, I don't want No Crunk

No, I don't wanna Giddy Up and

No, I don't wanna hear your singin'

No, Either leave or shut up

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

So I'm cruzin' at the club and I see Joey

But I don't want him to approach me

Cuz that Bobby voice ain't even flattering

And he ain't no Superman, So

No, I don't want No Crunk

No, I don't wanna Giddy Up and

No, I don't wanna hear your singin'

No, Either leave or shut up

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

If you ever been in the Mickey Mouse Club

Oh no son, I don't want you

If you ever worked as PooFu

Oh no son, I don't want you

If you have a chick with boob implants

Ew Britney, No one wants you

Wanna be Backstreet, But you are geeks

Oh no, I don't want 'N Sync

Nooooooo, 'N Sync

Nooooooo, 'N Sync

Nooooooo, 'N Sync

Nooooooo, 'N Sync (No, No)

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

See, 'N Sync can't spacially expand my horizons

So that leaves them in a class with scrubs, Never rising

I don't find it surprising if they don't have the G's to please me

And Tour from Florida to Hawai'i

So- Let me give you somethin' to think about

Narrow every member up & down and inside-out

See Justin isn't even a real blondie

The bleach went to his head and now he drives himself crazily

Joey seems to think that he's somethin' spectacular

Girlz check your binoculars, And then I'll get back to ya

Chris should make a decision, Cuttin' his weave is what I envision

Lance & JC against A.J. is no competition

Mista Lou Pearlman, If ya really wanna know

If 'N Sync is betta than Backstreet? -NO!!!

Not really because, All my senoritas, Don't even want those tweekahz

*N Sync ain't got the flow, Yo

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

No, I don't want 'N SYNC

They be the boys who can't beat my Backstreet

Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride

Like Backstreet wannabe's

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