They Sicken
Us
Every time we see 98 Degrees we sneer and laugh
at them. But after a while, we were wondering, why do we really hate them?
Is it because they are ugly? The fact that they can't sing? The fact that
they say they are not a "boyband" when they are coming out with an official
video and book in the fall? We thought about this long and hard and here's
why we really hate them:
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Nick "The Prick" Lachey.Why is this fool always
licking his lips after singing two words? Does singing really dry out the
lips that much? Damn, get some chapstick or quit!
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Nick "The Prick" Lachey...again. Why did it look
like he was wearing lip gloss in "The Hardest Thing" video? He must have
confused our suggestion of chapstick to lip gloss.
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Jeff Timmons could use some help in the dancing
area. In the "Because of You" video he could barely keep to the rhythm. It's
probably because the song has no rhythm. Or maybe he was dancing to a different
song. It all makes sense now. We feel you, Jeff.
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Justin Jeffery. With a name like "Justin" you'd
think he would be better looking, but not this Justin. He reminds us of Anthony
Edwards. And WTF is wrong with his lips?? They look like they were stung
by bees. Justin, you oughtta see a doctor about that bee sting.
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Drew Lachey. Why is he always wearing that hat?
Does he have something to hide? Oh, we know. He has a receding hair line
worse than AJ's. You're gonna need more than a hat, Drew. You're gonna need
some super-strength Rogaine.
After the previous comments we can only think of
two good things about 98 Degrees:
Jeff and his muscles.
Wait! I (Quinn) don't even like Jeff. Or his muscles.
You're on your own on that one, Zaria.
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