One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O' Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Power House on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicy Fruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed, "Oh Henry" as she squeezed his PeterPaul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said, "You're even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
