On paper I am Jessica Rabbit
Seductive as the moonlight
Getting away with thigh-high skirts
And you are James Bond 007
Dark as the midnight sky
Nothing slips by your eye
We're both from two different worlds
Yet we make a grrreeaat pair
On paper I am a movie star
With tinted windows on my limosine
And all the money that can make me happy
And you are an obsessive fan
Waiting at my feet
Waiting for me to sign that little piece of paper
So you can treature it forever
Silly boy
On paper I am Barbie
Perfect in every way
Has everything but a frown
And you are my Ken doll
Again perfect in every way
Well you have me
And you're not a jerk because you can't talk
You only show your teeth
Putting my pen down I'm
Well aside from my imagination
I'm just plain Kimberly
from West Prospect Avenue
And you are my crush
From down the street
Around the corner
And about a mile or so away
There's still a little bit of ink left
I can write more stories
Of our non-existing relationship