*doorbell rings*
Ryan: MOMME SOMEONE IS AT
THE DWOR
*doorbell rings again*
Jenn: I know Rye
*Jenn opens door*
*Jenn closes door then
opens it again*
Caitlyn: I see how much
you care….
*Ryan tugs at Jenn’s
pants *
Jenn: yes Ryan
Ryan: Auntwie Caitwin is
here
Jenn: * laughs* Yes Ryan
I was just about to ask her to come in….why don’t you go play with Josh and
Brianna before daddy comes home.
Ryan: OTAY
Jenn: Come in Caitlyn you
want something to drink?
Caitlyn: Yes wine or any
other alcohol please…… So how is everything?
Jen: OK I guess,,, I’m
just happy that Lance is coming home tonight…..
Caitlyn: Yeah I know it
has been two months……….Jenn are you ok you don’t look so good….
Jenn: I’m
happy……but I would like to start acting again I mean I love taking care of
Ryan but I dunno something wants me to go back to acting ….but now with the
baby coming……wait…I think I should ask you what is wrong you have been
acting strange lately.
Caitlyn: Jenn I have no
more patience…..I am just thinking of tying Chris up and dragging him to Vegas
and make him marry me…Justin proposed to Kady and Lance to you why cant
Chris propose to me ……who do you think should be the priest an Elvis
impersonator or the Grim Reaper?
Jenn: defiantly
Elvis….*laughs* Caitlyn he is scared he loves you trust me….don’t worry he
will soon realize that
“Yeah when I am
dead.” Caitlyn proclaims as she drinks out of the wine bottle.
Jenn: Cait what the hell
you just ruined the whole bottle of wine!
"Hey it is not
like you are gonna drink it " Caitlyn says while looking at Jenn’s stomach
Jenn: Yeah you know you
are gonna get sick
Caitlyn: I am already
sick *drinks some more*
Ryan: AAAAHHHHHH MOMEE
Jenn: WHAT RYE ARE YOU
OK?
Ryan: look at the man on
T.V. he is scary
Jenn and Caitlyn run into
the room
Caitlyn: he is prolly
watching barney or something…..AHHHHHHH IT’S HIM!!!! drinks the rest of the
wine
Jenn: OH
MY………*turns up the volume of the T.V.*
Kady runs through the
door and runs to Josh
Josh: MOMMY
Kady: Come here
Josh….Jenn do you see what he is doing ….he is nuts
Jenn: Hold on they are
talking now…….
Brianna: AHHHH I WANT
DADDY
Caitlyn: SHHHHHH Bri
*covers her mouth*
Announcer: We are here
reporting from Disney World where a man is standing on top of the Tower Of
Terror and has strapped himself to explosives ……Wait……wait… he is
waving some sort of sign …..it says I LOVE YOU KADY…..who is Kady?
Wait…..he is shouting something out of his megaphone lets listen….
Man: My name is Rory
Tyson Baker and I am going to blow this tower up because the love of my life
does not even know I exist so maybe this will get her attention KADY TIMBERLAKE
THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!
“This is so not
funny”, Kady says as she watches the kids jumping around Caitlyn and Jenn who
are rolling on the floor laughing.
Rory: And you Jennifer
Bass and Caitlyn Lakecrest *Jenn and Caitlyn freeze and look at the T.V.* My
past objects of my affections… You will be sorry when you cant get this big
love machine…….oh and Jenn and Lance your son is mine …..and I cant
believe you didn’t bother telling me there was going to be another
child…..oh well I will see ya when I jump from this building ……and
live……BUT KADY THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!
phone rings
Jenn: Hello
Lance: What the hell is
he doing?
Jenn: Who? …..oh Rory I
dunno
Lance: Don’t you
care….he talked about you and our son
Jenn: Rory is all talk he
wont do anything…
*Rory jumps off the
building*
Jenn: ok…..maybe he
would…..
Caitlyn: well at least we
don’t have to worry about him ruining our stories anymore……Whoa look at
him fly
Kady: you would have
thought he would like go straight down to the ground….but he must have wings or
something
Jenn: You would think
that they would have someone to catch him but there is no one there…hmmmmm oh
well
Caitlyn’s cell phone
rings
Caitlyn: hello?
Hey…..WHAT? …..wait your kiddin me right?…….no….now I am the only one
left…..ok GOOD LUCK *laughs* Bye
Caitlyn: I cant believe
it….
Kady: What…. was that
Rory? *Laughs*
Caitlyn: nope is was
Brittany…..
As Jenn comes back into
the living room the phone rings
Jenn: Hello…..YOU
WHAT?…..you J.C. when? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Kady: WHAT?
Jenn: Brittany and J.C.
are getting married
Kady: WHAT?
Caitlyn: Yup that is what
Britt just told me….no I am the only one left *shakes head*
Kady: Caitlyn don’t
worry……
Caitlyn: WORRY? I was
beyond that two years ago
Jenn: Brittany get over
here now…come on we live next door to J.C. and I know you are there…. I have
caller I.D….ok…ok ….bye
Kady looks out the window
“Wow she sure runs fast.”
Jenn: maybe I scared
her….
Caitlyn: You scare
everyone
*Jenn rolls her eyes*
*Doorbell rings*
Ryan, Josh and Brianna
say while jumping: RING, RING, RING
Caitlyn: I don’t think
you need to waste your money on a doorbell.
Ryan: DAYDEE , DAYDEE
(Josh and Brianna join in)
Jenn: Hey guys your
daydee’s are not here yet it is aunt Brittany
Ryan: Oh auntwie
Brittany….otay come on lets go pway…
*Jenn opens the door*
Jenn: ok so how and when
did he propose?
Brittany: today…and
over the phone
Kady: and I suppose you
said yes
Brittany: well yeah he
was gonna tell me tonight but it was bugging him for a long time so he just came
out and said it….
Caitlyn: oh how romantic
Brittany: well at least I
am engaged
Caitlyn: well….
Jenn: the kids are around
….no fighting
*Lance walks through the
door*
Ryan: DAYDEE ……DAYDEE
Lance: RYAN!
Ryan: Where did you go
Daydee you have been gone…..forever *whispers mommy has missed you*
Lance: She has?
Jenn: no…..ok….maybe this much *hugs lance *
Lance: only that much?
How about this much * kisses Jenn *
Ryan: EWWW MOMMEY, DAYDEE
IS GIVING YOU COOTIES
Jenn: He has officially
turned into Chris
Chris: Who? You mean this
dead sexy man?
“CHRIS”, Caitlyn
cries as she jumps on him.
Jenn: No I was talking
about the man behind you
Justin: Who me?
Josh: DAYDEE
Justin: Hey my basketball
star *tugs at Josh’s basketball jersey* Have ya been working on your shot?
Josh: Ryan is teachin me
how to pway basketball
Justin: well don’t let
his father teach you
Lance: Hey I have gotten
better
Justin: Uh…not by this
morning
Jenn: *laughs* Yeah I
know Kady and me could take him blindfolded….
Kady: JUSTY
Justin: KADY *hugs her *
Joey walks in
Brianna: DADDY
Joey: Hey Bri I did not
know you were here
Lance: Yeah I told Kelly
to drop her off here
Jenn: Yeah Lance thought
it would be funny to have all the kids here all alone with me *smirks *
Lance: Hey it is
training…….because in 6 more months there will be two kids running around
Caitlyn: still zero kids
for me *glares at Chris *
Chris: Well if you want
one so bad then I will give one too you * picks up Josh *
Caitlyn: ok first of all
I don’t want a curly haired kids that looks and acts exactly like Justin, and
second of all I need that ring on my finger…preferably diamonds *winks *
Chris: Caitlyn what did I
tell you…..Time Will Tell …..ok…..
Jenn: Here We Go again…
*J.C. walks in *
J.C.: Where is my fiancé…I
went to our house and she was not their ……oh there you are….runs to hug
her
Brittany: HERE I AM
Kady: so how long have
you two been dating?
Jenn: Yeah I mean you did
not even tell us
Caitlyn: I mean we kind
of figured since Brittany was always at your house for the past 4 months …but
how come you never said anything?
J.C.: Well we have been
dating for about 3 years now
Everyone: WHAT?
Brittany: Yeah ever since
that Cancun trip we took for Lance and Jenn’s first wedding anniversary we
have been dating
Chris: How come I was
oblivious to this whole thing
J.C.: Chris when aren’t
you not oblivious?
Caitlyn: It is ok I am
oblivious too I still love you
Chris: Ok we can be
oblivious together
Caitlyn: What?
*Everyone laughs *
Jenn: But still why
didn’t was know ….or at least find out?
J.C.: because you would
have all gotten into it like when you trued to set us up
Jenn: Hey well I don’t
think you would want to be single the rest of your life
J.C.: Yeah …you never
were
Caitlyn: Yup….lucky
Jenn: WHAT?
Kady: OH COME ON you
dated Frankie and then Lance right after that you were like never single
Lance: I was single once
J.C.: Yeah until Jenn had
you tied up and practically strangled
Jenn: what? He came on to
me
Lance: Who me?
Jenn: Oh my gosh come
on… and I was single when me and lance split up
Chris: yeah for an hour
Lance: two years it felt
like…
Jenn: A DAY ---don’t
you people know the concept of time?
Kady: It was two days I
should know cause it was Justin and I’s wedding
Jenn: wow that long
ago….you mean I have known lance for about ten years….
Chrsi: and ten
more….and ten more…..and ten more
Lance: and ten more after
that
Kady: unless Frankie
calls her *winks *
Lance: * grunts *
Jenn: *laughs * Yeah I
have been waiting for that call for five years now……
Lance: *glares *
Caitlyn: AWW he still
hates Frankie how cute *pats lance’s face *
Lance I don’t hate him
I just dislike him ….a lot…..
Chris: same thing
Lance well what he did to
me and Jenn
Kady: Now Rory does it to
you
Jenn: Uh….no …who do
you think he jumped off the building for?
Justin: well at least he
is gone
Everyone: *laughs * YEAH
Jenn: OWW I have to lay
down the baby is kicking up a storm ….*pats stomach * so if you’ll excuse
me…
“I’ll come with
you”, Lance says as he grabs his bags and helps Jenn up the stairs.
Chris: Why don’t you go
check on the kids since you want one so bad
Caitlyn: why do I have to
do everything?
Chris: well….
Joey: I’ll go with you
Caitlyn
Caitlyn: look they are
playing with the Karaoke machine how cool is that
Joey: YIPPEE! Come on
Cait lets go sing our hearts out
Justin: I’m coming too
* run to play room *
Chris: *Sighs * little
kids
Kady * laughs * and who
do you think you are?
Chris: *laughs* so Is the
plan still on?
Kady: As on as it will
ever be
Chris: good……cause now I think I am finally ready….