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20TH CENTURY BOY
(Lyrics by M. Bolan)

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good
Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood
I move like a rat, talk like a cat, sting like a bee
Babe I'm gonna be your man
And it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
I'm your toy your twentieth century boy

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good
Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood
Fly like a plane, drive like a car, hold out your hand
Babe I'm gonna be your man
And it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
I'm your toy your twentieth century boy

Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good
Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll
I move like a cat, talk like a rat, sting like a bee
Babe I'm gonna be your man
And it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
I'm your toy your twentieth century boy

Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
Twentieth century boy
I wanna be your toy
 

BEEN SMOKING TOO LONG
(Lyrics by Anonymous)

"Yeah, I really, um, I really, I really wanted to kind of like,
to capture some kind of like moment,
but maybe it's better if I'm sober..."

Wake up in the morning. I look at my clock
It's way past noontime, I'm late for work
Tell me, what have I done wrong?
Nothing can go right with me
It must be that I've been smoking too long

Go to fix me some breakfast, I ain't got no food
Take me a shower, the water don't feel no good
Tell me what have I done wrong?
And nothing can go right for me
Must be that I've been smoking too long

I got opium in my chimney, no other life to choose
Nightmare made of hash dreams, the devil in my shoes
What have I done wrong?
Yeah nothing can go tight with me
Must be that I've been smoking too long

When I'm smoking, smoking, put my worries on a shelf
Try not to think about nothing, don't wanna see myself
What have I done wrong?
And nothing can go right with me
It must be that I've been smoking too long

In this blues I'm singing, there's a lesson to be learned
You fo round smoking, you're gonna get burned
Fuck me what have I done wrong?
Nothing can go right for me
Must be that I've been smoking too long
Too long
 

BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN
(Lyrics by Morrisey & Johnny Marr)

Sweetness
Sweetness i was only joking when I said
I'd like to smash every tooth in your head
Oh sweetness
Sweetness I was only joking when I said
By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her discman started to melt

Bigmouth la da dum da da
Bigmouth la da da da, bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
In the the human race
Oh

Bigmouth la da dum da da
Bigmouth la da da da, bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
In the the human race
Oh

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her megadrive started to melt

Bigmouth la da dum da da
Bigmouth la da da da, bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
In the the human race
Oh

Bigmouth la da dum da da
Bigmouth la da da da, bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
In the the human race
Oh
 

BUBBLEGUM

Take this migraine everywhere I go
Take the fast lane everywhere I go
Take this migraine everywhere I go
Someday, gonna take it slow

Take this migraine everywhere I go
Take the fast lane everywhere I go
Take this migraine everywhere I go
Someday, gonna take it slow

I wanna turn you on
Feels like a loaded gun
Spit out your bubblegum
I wanna...wanna...
I wanna...wanna...

I wanna turn you on
Feels like a loaded gun
Spit out your bubblegum
I wanna...wanna...
I wanna...wanna...

I wanna turn you on
Feels like a loaded gun
Spit out your bubblegum
I wanna...wanna...
I wanna...wanna...
I wanna...wanna...
I wanna...wanna...

I wanna, I wanna...
I wanna, I wanna cum
 

BURGER QUEEN FRANÇAIS
(Does not actually appear on any version of WYIN but was released as a limited edition single in France)

Toujous stupéfié par ce manque de direction
Hey you, hey you
Né à la césarienne sa première opération
Hey you, hey you
Ses habits avantage sa pâle imcomplexion
Hey you, hey you
Et maintenant tant d'efforts pour une si simple érection
Hey you
Méfiez-vous des apparences
Ca n'a aucun sens

Il drague en boîte et il cherche sa connection
Hey you, hey you
Pas trop de jouissance mais pas mal d'affection
Hey you, hey you
Il rêve de l'endroit à la plus belle sélection
Hey you, hey you
Né toujours tant d'efforts pour une si simple érection
Hey you
Méfiez-vous des apparences
Ca n'a aucun sens
Méfiez-vous des apparences
Ca n'a aucun sens
Méfiez-vous des apparences
Ca n'a aucun sens
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen

Toujous stupéfié par ce manque de direction
Hey you, hey you
Né à la césarienne sa première opération
Hey you, hey you
Rêve de l'endroit à la plus belle sélection
Hey you, hey you
Rêve d'un visage à la pure perfection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen
 

DARK GLOBE
(Lyrics by S. Barrett)

Oh where are you now
Pussy willow that smiled on this leaf?
When I was alone
You promised the stone from your heart
My head kissed the ground
I was half the way down
Treading the sand
Please

Please lift a hand
I'm only a person
Whose armbands beat
On his hands, hang tall
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?
Oh
Oh
Oh

The poppy bird's sway
Swing twigs coffee brands around
Brandish her wand with a feathery tongue
My head kissed the ground
I was half the way down
Treading the sand
Please
Please

Please lift a hand
I'm only the person
With eskimo chain
I tattooed my brain all the way
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?
Oh
Oh
Oh
 

DROWNING BY NUMBERS

Open up your heart, let me slip inside
Such determination always tries to turn the tide
Open up your arms, let me dive into
The big, big blue

Try losing, this chromosome
It's my choosing, down to the bone

Open up your heart, let me slip inside
Such determination always tries to turn the tide
Open up your arms, let me dive into
The big, big blue

Try losing, this chromosome
It's my choosing, down to the bone

Blood, dive in
Blood, drowning
Blood, dive in
(repeat)

Open up your heart, let me slip inside
Auto flagellation always helps the ghost to hide
open up your arms, let me dive into
The big, big blue

Try losing, this chromosome
It's my choosing, down to the bone

Blood, dive in
Blood, drowning
Blood, dive in
(repeat)
 

EYESIGHT TO THE BLIND

You don't know me, and you never hold me
Like your little piece on the side
My mother told me, that you're never lonely
When you're laughing all the time

Inside out and outside in
you bring eyesight to the blind
Crying is a crime

Slowing down the metronome
Slowing down
Slowing down the metronome
Slowing down

You don't know me, and you never hold me
Like your little boy in blue
My father told me, that you're always lonely
When they're all laughing at you

Inside out and outside in
you bring Jesus to the jew

Slowing down the metronome
Slowing down
Slowing down the metronome
Slowing down

you don't know me, and you never hold me
Like your little piece on the side

Inside out and outside in
You bring eyesight to the blind
 

FLESH MECHANIC

He tries to embrace her
She wants him to race her
He needs a laser
To get it through her skull
Means and lies and hatreds
Tears that fall in sequence
Cold caress
Imprints
Conversation growing dull

Says he's a poet
Lousy protozoan
And he kisses ass for free
I took a vow of silence
When he tries to talk to me
I just turn on the tv

He tries to impress her, mentally undress her
It takes more to possess her
But in his pocket lies a hole
He's got a thousand talents
Charisma by the bagful
Aristocratic parents
A rebel with a heart of gold

Says he's a poet
This time he's gonna blow it
'Cause he's dancing with his ego
I took a vow of silence
When he reads his work to me
I swallow words like a placebo

he's strutting with your flesh mechanic
Gets him in a panic
He's wasting time
'Cause everybody is a star
in his eyes

Careful not to give your favours
To your lonesome fucked-up neighbours
I had one who sent me her heart
In a tupperware container
All the movies in my head
They flicker with my bleeding heart
A careless slipping of the tongue
On just another private part

Blatant search for stoned affection
Fights the rust that breeds infection
Meet me at the intersection
Don't forget your fuel injection

He's strutting with your flesh mechanic
Gets him in a panic
He's wasting time
'Cause everybody is a star
In his eyes

You think this love is bona fide
You're being taken for a ride
Wrap your lip around your head
And slowly blow yourself away
 

HOLOCAUST
(Lyrics by Alex Chilton)

Your eyes are almost dead
Can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress
And you're a mess
You look in the mirror

You look in your eyes
Then you realize

Everybody goes
leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes
As far as they can
They just don't care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your airs

Your mothers dead
She said
Don't be afraid

Your mothers dead
You're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes
Leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes
As far as they can
They don't just care
You're a wasted face
You're a sad eyed lie
you're a holocaust
 

JOHNNY & MARY
(lyrics by R. Palmer)

Johnny's always running around, trying to find certainty
He needs all the world to confirm, that he ain't lonely

Mary counts wall, knows he tires easily

Johnny thinks the world, would be right, if it would buy, truth from him
Mary says he changes his mind, more than a woman

But she made her bed, even when the chance was slim

Johnny says he willing to learn, when he decides, he's a fool
Johnny says he'll live anywhere, when he earns time to

Mary combs her hair, says she should be used to it

Mary always edges her bets, she never knows, what to think
She says that he still, like he's being discovered

Scared that he'll get caught, without a second thought

Johnny feels he's wasting his breath, trying to talk, sense to her
Mary says he's lacking a real, sense of proportion
So she combs her hair, knows he tires easily

Johnny's always running around, trying to find certainty
He need all the world to confirm, that he ain't lonely

Mary counts walls, says she should be used to it
 

KITSCH OBJECT

Just like every lichen, how you stick to me
If your luck is dying, go and plant a tree
With artistic license, always comes for free
just like every lichen, how you stick to me

Snook your way backstage
Paris sets the stage
Coursing on your brain
So now I slip away

Just like every lichen, how you stick to me
If your luck is dying, go and plant a tree
With artistic license, always comes for free
just like every lichen, how you stick to me

Weightless...bare...faithless...scared

Know that bitches face
All seen better days
So quick to blow your fuse
But that's the life you choose

Just like every lichen, how you stick to me
If your luck is dying, go and plant a tree
With artistic license, always comes for free
just like every lichen, how you stick to me

Weightless...bare...faithless...scared

Snook your way backstage
Paris sets the stage
Coursing on your brain
So now I slip away

Just like every lichen, how you stick to me
If your luck is dying, go and plant a tree
With artistic license, always comes for free
just like every lichen, how you stick to me

Weightless...bare...faithless. scared
 

LENI

I kneel beneath her, beneath this frozen sky
Beneath her shoulder, beneath her evil eye
She towers over this male who is a fly
My sci-fi lullaby

I kneel before her, beneath this frozen sky
I beg below her, my limbs are paralysed
She beats me harder than any kind of guy
My sci-fi lullaby
 

MARS LANDING PARTY

Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul
Une présence ambigüe
une présence inconnue
Jusqu'a ce que j'en peux plus
(3 times)

translation

Kiss me, put your finger up my arse
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse
An ambiguous presence
An unknown presence
Until I can't take it anymore
 

MISS MONEYPENNY

Penance for his sin, he locked it in for just a little while
Lubricating creams, sanitaries would only cramp his style
It's a dirty job but shooting guns just makes you horny
Wants to spill his seed on guaranteed service with a smile

Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh

Pitter patter of the eyelid on the first roll of the dice
Feel the atmosphere, it's gently laced with nicotine and spice
It's a long walk home, the entrance of the night is scary
Only trouble is, he never learned to shoot the same gun twice

Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny
Oh

Every job he saves the girl
Martini, mobile phone
Bastards getting in his way
They're all pushing daisies
All you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl

0898 007 (repeat)
 

PAYCHECK

Consumed by the one's who made her
She's a faker, always let's me down
Dressed up like a capital shaker
Pull the deal yeah that judgement let her down
i'll have your guts for garters, just for starters
Don't you make me frown
She could have been a nutter
So I had to cut the mother down
Slacker, wasting half his life on sniffing glue
Now he's a foreman working for the red white and blue
Plain sailing, safe surfing
Public peeling, back stab

Confused by the one's who break her
She's a faker, never make a sound
undressed like a soul in prayer
Buy a share, pay her by the pound
I'll have your face for breakfast
I'm in excess, need a stroke down
She could have been a nutter
So I had to cut the mother down
Slacker, wasted half his life on speed
Now he's reformed and working for the red white and blue
Plain sailing, shoulder rubbing
Dental flossing, back stab

Pay check, pay check

Save the best for later
Be careful not to stain the sheets now
You goddamn liar
Take me higher

I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing
I never wanted the real thing

Slacker, wasted half is life on sniffing glue
Now he's reformed, working for the red white and blue
Plain sailing, wife swapping
Stool pigeon, back stab

pay check, pay check
Save the best for later
Be careful not to stain the sheets now
You goddamn liar
Pants on fire

Cold lying reduced for honey
But this one really takes the piss
It's likely to proquandry
I deserve so much more than this
 

SLACKERBITCH

It echoes in my brain
I didn't mean it
Pulses through my veins
I didn't mean it
I'm the one to blame
I didn't mean it
Did too much cocaine
I didn't mean it

Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore
Looks real cure, her lips are sore
Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore

Always comes back for more

Your memory will fade
I didn't mean it
You've always had it made
I didn't mean it
I know you feel betrayed
I didn't mean it
I just wanted to get laid
I didn't mean it

Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore
Looks real cure, her lips are sore
Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore

Always knocking on my door

You come across impure
I didn't mean it
You're goddamn immature
I didn't mean it
You act so insecure
I didn't mean it
You hate me now I'm sure
I didn't mean it

Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore
Looks real cure, her lips are sore
Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore

Dripping sex from every pore

Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore
Looks real cure, her lips are sore
Slackerbitch, fag, hag, whore

Such a mother fucking bore
 

THEN THE CLOUDS WILL OPEN FOR ME

My guy has a tan transcontinental
But it keeps me enchained
Watch an old black and white movie
Fred and Ginger are too sentimental
Crying in shame
I don't want to be forgotten
I can't be alone
So don't you dare leave me
It's like coming home
To a skin that has died
Human voices like a drum
And they're looking right through me
Scatter the ashes one more time for me
One more time for me
My guy has a tattoo ornamental
When he's frozen in space
Cut your eye far to me
A covered carcass is too elemental
Caught underneath a subway
I don't want to be forgotten
I can't be alone
So don't you dare leave me
It's like coming home
It's a skin that has died
Human voices like a drum
And they're looking right through me
Scatter the ashes one more time for me
One more time for me
One more time for me, one more time for me
One more time for me, one more time for me
One more time for me, one more time for me
Trans-likened, twisting my ankle
Doing the grave dance
Narcotic? Yes please, I'll have a sample
Riding on my very last chance
Then the clouds will open for me
Gonna meet my Jesus Christ
I see history playing before me
For pleasure and passion you pay the price
Sadness the name of the spike that took me
I'll make that's all
Like some raging, hard, horny mephistopheles
Who come for my soul
 

WAITING FOR THE SON OF MAN

Patience comes to the ugly, not me
Laughter comes to the lucky, not me
People in my head that won't stop talking
Nothing in my dream that isn't creepy crawling

Walking in the park and I think that I'm falling
Swimming in the sea and I think I'll
You guessed it

Only lifeguards
Only lifeguards
Clocking on the time
Can save me

Waiting
Waiting
Waiting
For the son of man
For the son of man

Patience comes to the ugly, not me
Concentration comes to the ugly, not me
Nothing on the box that hasn't been born
no-one in the street that isn't old

Driving in then car and I think that I'm crashing
Swimming in the sea and I think that I'll
You guessed it

Only lifeguards
Only lifeguards
Clocking on the time
Can save me

Waiting
Waiting
Waiting
For the son of man
For the son of man