A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather
 

BRICK SHITHOUSE

Meet the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)
This is the Brick Shithouse (distorted)

Meet the Brick Shithouse

Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?

Lay him down, lie on
Lay him...down
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching, when he's around
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching...

Met the Brick Shithouse
Kiss the Brick Shithouse
Meet the Brick Shithouse
Kiss

Lay him down, lie on
Lay him...down
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching, when he's around
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching...

When you cum you never make a single sound
I'll be watching, when he's around
When he's around, when he's around
He's around

Don't you wish you'd never met her? (3 times)

Lay him down, lie on
Lay him...down
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching, when he's around
Now your lover went and put me in the ground
I'll be watching...

When you cum you never make a single sound
I'll be watching, when he's around
When he's around, when he's around
He's around

Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?
 

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US

If it's a bad day, you try to suffocate
Another memory...scarred
If it's a bad case, then you accelerate
You're in the getaway car

You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us

If it's a bad case, you're on the rampage
Another memory...scarred
You're at the wrong place, you're on the back page
You're in the getaway car

You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us

It's your age, it's my rage
It's your age, it's my rage

You're too complicated, we should separate it
You're just confiscating, you're exasperating
This degeneration, mental masturbation
Think I'll leave it all behind, save this bleeding heart of mine

It's a matter of trust
It's a matter of trust
It's a matter of trust
It's a matter of trust
Because...

You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us...oh oh
You don't care about us

It's your age, it's my rage
It's your age, it's my rage
 

ASK FOR ANSWERS

Time to pass you to the test.  Hanging on my lovers breath
Always coming second best.  Pictures of my lover's chest
Get through this night, there are no second chances
This time I might
To ask the sea for answers
Always falling to the floor, softer than it was before
Dog buy - media whore, it's who the hell you take me for

Give up this fight, there are no second chances
This time I might
To ask the sea for answers
These bands are shackle free, wrapped in lust and lunacy
Tiny touch of jealousy, these bands are shackle free

Get through this night, there are no second chances
This time I might
To ask the sea for answers
These bonds are shackle free
These bonds are shackle free
These bonds are shackle free
These bonds are shackle free

Get through this, there are no second chances
This time. To ask the sea for answers
 

WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING

Strange infatuation seems to grace the evening tide
I'll take it by your side
Such imagination seems to help the feeling slide
I'll take it by your side
Instant correlation sucks and breathes a pack of lies
I'll take it by your side
Over saturation curls the skin and tans the hide
I'll take it by your side

tick - tock
tick - tock
tick - tock
tick - tick - tick - tick - tick - tick

I'm unclean, a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen
I seem to lose the power of speech
Your slipping slowly from my reach
You grow me like an evergreen
You never see the lonely me at all

I...
Take the plan, spin it sideways
I...
Fall
Without you, I'm nothing
Without you, I'm nothing
Without you, I'm nothing
Take the plan, spin it sideways
Without you, I'm nothing at all
 

ALLERGIC

Any means in your horizon
Heaven in a tourniquet
The after life to keep your eyes on
Bitter pill you take you take today
With expert levitation forward
Polished to the nth degree
It takes it's smile from every children
You take the beating

Any means in your horizon
Every mink walks two by two
We gamble to be born again
You know I never wanted to
With expert levitation forward
Polished to the nth degree
It takes it's smile from every children
You take the beating

The light divining
The light defining
The light divining
The light dividing

Don't let me down
Let me-he
Let me down
Don't let me
Don't let me down
Let me-he
Let me down
Let me (repeat once more)

The light divining
The light defining
The light divining
The light dividing
 

THE CRAWL

It takes the pain away
That could not make you stay
It's no way to broke the fix
No glue, no bag of tricks

Lay me down, the lie will unfurl
Lay me down to crawl

Your smile would make me sneeze
When we were Siamese
Amazing grace in here
I'd pay to have you near

Lay me down, the lie will unfurl
Lay me down to crawl

Don't go and lose your face
At some stranger's place
And don't forget to breathe
And pay before you leave

Lay me down, the lie will unfurl
Lay me down to crawl

Lay me down, the lie will unfurl
Lay me down to crawl

EVERY YOU EVERY ME

Sucker love is heaven sent
You pucker up, our passion's spent
My heart's a tart, your body's rent
My body's broken yours is bent

Carve your name into my arm
Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed
Cuz there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you

Sucker love, a box I choose
No other box I choose to use
Another love I would abuse
No circumstances could excuse

In the shape of things to come
To much poison come undone
Cuz there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me...he

Sucker love is known to swing
Prone to cling and waste these things
Pucker up for heaven's sake
There's never been so much at stake

I serve my head up on a plate
It's only comfort, calling late
Cuz there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me...he

Every me and every you
Every me...he

Like the naked leads the blind
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind
Sucker love I always find
Someone to bruise and leave behind

All alone in space and time
There's nothing here but what's here's mine
Something borrowed, something blue
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me...he

Every me and every you
Every me...he
Every me and every you
Every me...he
Every me and every you
Every me...he
Every me and every you
Every me...he
 

MY SWEET PRINCE

Never thought you'd make me perspire
Never thought I'd do you the same
Never thought I'd fill with desire
Never thought I'd feel so ashamed

Me and the dragon
Can chase all the pain away
So before I end my day, remember

My sweet prince
You are the one
My sweet prince
You are the one

Never thought I'd have to retire
Never thought I'd have to abstain
Never thought all this could back fire
Close up the hole in my vein

Me and my valuable friend
Can fix all the pain away
So before I end my day
Remember

My sweet prince
You are the one
My sweet prince
You are the one

Never thought I'd get any higher
Never thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never thought all this could expire
Never thought you'd go break the chain

Me and you baby
Still flush all the pain away
So before I end my day
Remember

My sweet prince
You are the one
My sweet prince
You are the one
 

SUMMER'S GONE

Cue to your face so forsaken
Crushed by the way that you cry
Cue to your face so forsaken
What a surprise

You try to break the mould
Before you get too old
You try to break the mould
Before you die

Cue to your heart that is racing
Stung by the look in your eye
Cue to your heart that is racing
What a surprise

You try to break the mould
Before you get too old
You try to break the mould
Before you die

Cue your face so forsaken
Crushed by the way that you cry
Cue your face so forsaken
Say goodbye

(monologue)
Sing for your lover
Like blood from a stone
Sing for your lover
Who's waiting at home
If you sing when you're high

And you're dry as a bone
Then you must realize
That you're never alone
And you'll sing with the dead instead

You try to break the mould
Before you get too old
You try to break the mould
Before you die

(monologue)
 

SCARED OF GIRLS

An introverted kind of soul
The earth did open, swallow whole

Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'

I'm a man, a liar
Guaranteed in your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

Got a place inside it
Got a place inside it

An extroverted kind of girl
Did tour the world with MC5

Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'

Her younger sister, had a blister
Where I kissed her on her thigh

Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'
Careenin'

I'm a man, a liar
Guaranteed in your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

I'm a man, a liar
Guaranteed in your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

Got a place inside it
Got a place inside it

I'm a man a liar
Get into your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

I'm a man, a liar
Guaranteed in your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

I'm a man, a liar
Guaranteed in your bed
I gotta place it on the rack
Got a place inside it

Got a place inside it
Got a place inside it
 

BURGER QUEEN

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey you, hey you
now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you

Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you

Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all

Luxemburger Queen
He's a Burger Queen

Slightly bemused by the total rejection
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection
Hey you

Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger Queen
Luxemburger Queen
Luxemburger Queen
He's a Burger Queen
 

EVIL DILDO

(The voices you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian's answer machine)

Hey motherfucker, I'm after you.  I know where you live.

I will fuck you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.