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Previous Mostervision listings for 2003


Date          Channel & Time        Movie Title Link

May 1, Thu    TMC @ 7:35am           "Haunted House of Horror" (1969)
              Cinemax @ 9am          "Night of the Creeps"
              USA Network @ 9am      "Lone Wolf McQuade" (1983) Chuck Norris
              TCM @ 11am/2pm EST     "Ransom" (1956)
              TMC @ 12:40pm & 9pm    "Scary Movie 2"
              Family Channel, 1pm    "Ice Angel" (2000)
              TMC @ 2:05pm           "The Stepdaughter" (2000)
              HBO @ 3pm              "The Devil's Child"
              Showtime @ 3pm          RoboCop 3
              USA Network, 3pm       "The Expendables" (2000)
              Showtime @ 4:45pm      "Dances With Wolves" (Costner's best sci-fi movie)
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST      "Phantasm 4: ObliVion" (1998)
              Cinemax @ 5:45pm       "Kiss of the Dragon" repeated 3:35am
              @ 6pm/9pm EST - Pres. Bush's address from USS Abraham Lincoln, may
                                pre-empt regular programming
              HBO @ 6:30             "Hunt For Red October" Sean Connery
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm            Mosquito & "Threshold" @ 9pm
              TMC @ 7:15             "Blackwoods"
              Cinemax @ 7:30         "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone"
              UPN @ 8pm              "Cold Sweat" (1993) Baldwin vs Ben Cross
              Disney Channel, 8pm    "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century"
              Family Channel, 8pm    "Jack" (1996) repeated Fri 1pm
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST     "Bats" (1999) Sheriff: Lou Diamond Phillips
              TNN @ 9pm              "Soldier Boyz" (1996)
              USA Network @ 9pm      "The Jackal" (1997) Bruce Willis
              Showtime @ 9:15        "The Big Brawl" Jackie Chan
              Cinemax @ 10pm         "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
              TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am    Maximum Overdrive
              TMC @ 10:30pm          "Candyman:Farewell to the Flesh"
              Showtime @ 10:50       "Jackie Chan: My Stunts" docu
              TMC @ 12:15am          "Edge of Sanity" (Anthony Perkins)
              Showtime @ 12:30am     "Fists of Iron"
              TNT @ 12:30            "Piranha" (1995) William Katt of House
              Conan O'Brien @ 12:35am - John Malkovich
              Sci-Fi @ 3am            Tales From A Parallel Universe:I Worship His Shadow
              TNT @ 3:30am            Jaws, the Revenge
              Showtime @ 4:45am       RoboCop 3
5/2 Fri       Cinemax @ 7:10am       "Scooby Doo & The Witch's Ghost"
              A&E @ 8am & 2pm        "A Minute to Pray, A Second to Die"
              Cinemax @ 8:15am       "Millennium"
              USA Network @ 10:30am  "The Jackal" (1997) Bruce Willis
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm       "Final" Denis Leary
              Comedy Central, 3pm    "Very Bad Things" (1998)
              USA Network @ 3pm      "Sliver" (Sharon Stone, William Baldwin)
              TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST      Hope & Crosby "Road To Hong Kong" (1962)
              Showtime @ 4:05pm      "The Spanish Prisoner" (1998)
              Cinemax @ 4:30pm        A Nightmare On Elm Street
              TMC @ 4:45pm           "Stakeout"
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST      "Jumanji" (1995)
              AMC @ 5:05pm            Irwin Allen's "Earthquake" (1974)
              TCM @ 7pm               Marx Brothers "A Day At The Races"
              UPN @ 8pm               Terminator 2: Judgment Day
              AMC @ 8pm & 1:20am      King Kong (1976) monkey die, everybody cry
              Cinemax @ 10pm          John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) repeated Tue 5/6
              AMC @ 10:25pm          "Firefox" (Clint Eastwood)
              TMC @ 10:35pm           Children of the Corn:Revelation
              Showtime @ 12:30am     "Thelma & Louise"
              TNT @ 12:30am          "The Golden Child" (1986)
              AMC @ 12:50am           Tales From The Crypt eps
              TCM @ 1am/4am EST       Michael Crichton's "Coma" (1978)
              USA Network @ 1:30am   "Hollow Man" (2000) Kevin Bacon
              Cinemax @ 1:45am       "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation"
              Cinemax @ 3:15am       "Cyborg Cop"
              HBO @ 4am              "Hellraiser 3"
              AMC @ 4:50am           "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955)
5/7 Wed:      Cinemax @ 4:05am      Escape From L.A.
              AMC @ 8:30am         "Midnight Lace" same star as Julie
              USA Network, 11am    "Death Wish 3"
              Showtime @ noon       RoboCop 3
              Family Channel, 1pm  "Planes, Train & Automobiles" (1987)
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm     "Home Alone 2:Lost In N.Y." & "Black Cat Run"
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "Weird Science" (1985)
              USA Network, 3pm     "Nutty Professor" (1996)
              TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST    "The Man Who Would Be King" (Sean Connery)
              Cinemax @ 6pm        "Jewel of the Nile"
              Starz @ 6:05pm        Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
              UPN @ 8pm, new eps of Enterprise & Twilight Zone
              Disney Channel, 8p   "The Poof Point"
              History Channel, 9:30pm, what if England had lost WW2?
              TCM @ 12am/3am EST    Hitchcock's "Marnie" (1964) Tippi Hedren of The Birds
              Hallmark @ 12am      "Banacek" movies (George Peppard)
              Cinemax @ 12:05am     Nightmare On Elm Street
              TMC @ 3:45am         "Joyride" (Robert Carradine, Anne Lockhart)
              Starz @ 4:45am       "Dungeons & Dragons" (2000)
5/8 Thu:      AMC @ 7am            "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte" & "3 Faces of Eve"
              A&E @ 8am & 2pm      "The Lost World" (2001), concludes Friday
              HBO @ 8am & 7:30pm   "Scooby-Doo" same star as Buffy the Vampire Slayer
              Cinemax @ 8am        "Cherry 2000" (1988)
              USA Network, 9am     "Club Paradise" (1986) Peter O'Toole
              HBO @ noon & 9pm     "The Mothman Propecies"
              Showtime @ 12:35     "Orca" (1977) Jaws copy, repeated 4:25am
              TMC @ 12:35          "Daddy's Dyin' Who's Got the Will?"
              AMC @ 1:40pm         "Soldier of Fortune" (1955) Clark Gable
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm     "13 Ghosts" (2001) repeated 3:35am
              Lifetime @ 4pm       "Passion of Mind" (2000) Somewhere In Time remake
              TMC @ 4:15           "Blake Ice" (repeated 12:30am)
              Starz @ 6:30pm       "Cabin Boy" (1994) comedy-fantasy
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm          John Carpenter's "Vampires" (1998)
              WB @ 8pm             "Pitch Black" (2000)
              UPN @ 8pm            "Red Heat" (1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger
              AMC @ 8pm & 12:35am  "Rooster Cogburn" (1975) John Wayne, Anthony Zerbe
              Bravo @ 8pm & 12am   "Hard Times" (1975) Charles Bronson
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "A Simple Wish" (1997) Martin Short
              Family Channel, 8pm  "The Cowboy & The Movie Star" (1997)
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST    Look Who's Talking Now
              TNN @ 9pm             Silver Bullet
              Bravo @ 10pm         "Lord of the Flies" (1990)
              TNT @ 10pm & 2am      Point Of No Return (1993)
              TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am EST "Splash" Daryl Hannah as the mermaid
              Showtime @ 1am        Stepfather 3
              Starz @ 2am          "Freejack" (1992)
              Cinemax @ 2:10am     "The Naked Detective"
              TNT @ 4am            "Another Stakeout" (1993)
              TMC @ 5:30am         "Texas Rangers" (2001)
5/9 Fri       A&E @ 8am & 2pm      "The Lost World" (2001) concludes
              HBO @ 9am             Planet of the Apes (remake)
              TCM @ 10am/1pm EST    Marx Brothers movies Go West & At The Circus
              Family Channel, 1pm  "The Cowboy & The Movie Star" (1997)
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "Spies Like Us" (1985)
              TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST    "Ben-Hur" (1959) Charlton Heston
              AMC @ 5:35pm          King Kong (1976) when monkey die, everybody cry
              Starz @ 6:05pm       "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (2000)
              Lifetime @ 7pm profiles Jamie Lee Curtis
              Fox @ 8pm            "The Matrix" (1999)
              FX @ 8pm & 12am      "Lethal Weapon" (1987) Mel Gibson
              AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am  "An American Werewolf in London" (1981)
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "Flubber" (Robin Williams version)
              Family Channel, 8pm  "Crocodile Dundee"
              Showtime @ 8pm       "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST    Trading Places, Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd
              TMC @ 9pm            "Jeepers Creepers" repeated 3:30am
              CBS @ 9pm            "Murder She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle" (2003)
              Starz @ 9:35pm       "Sudden Death" (1995) Jean-Claude Van Damme
              AMC @ 9:55pm          They Live (1988)
              Starz @ 11:30pm      "Jason X" (2002) Friday the 13th meets Alien
              AMC @ 11:50pm         Tales From The Crypt eps
              HBO @ 12:45am        "Hidden Assassin" (Dolph Lundgren)
              TCM @ 1:30am/4:30am EST "Creature From The Black Lagoon" (1954)
              Cinemax @ 2:15am     "Kiss Of The Dragon"
              AMC @ 2:50am         "The Werewolf" (1956)
              Showtime @ 4am       "Prey of the Chameleon" (1992)
5/14 Wed:     A&E @ 8am & 2pm       Hitchcock's "Spellbound" (1945)
              USA Network, 9am      "Loch Ness" & "Komodo"
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm & 12:30am  "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
              USA Network, 3pm      "Next Friday" (2000) Ice Cube
              HBO @ 4pm & 12am      "Spider-Man" (2002)
              Showtime @ 4:45pm     "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST     "Death Wish" (Charles Bronson)
              AMC @ 5:05pm          "Flight Of The Phoenix" (1966)
              TMC @ 5:30pm          "Crocodile Dundee in L.A."
              Showtime @ 6:30pm     "Zoolander" repeated 5am
              TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST    "House on Haunted Hill" (1999) repeated in 5 hours
              TMC @ 7:15pm          "Legally Blond" repeated 3:50am
              UPN @ 8pm has 2 new eps of "Enterprise"
              A&E @ 8pm & 12am       Biography of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
              UPN2 @ 8pm             Terminator 2
              Bravo @ 8pm & 11pm    "One False Move" (1991, Bill Paxton)
              USA Network @ 8pm      Peter Benchley's "Creature"
              TNN @ 9pm             "Death Wish 2" (1982) Bronson
              Comedy Central, 10:30pm & 12:30am "Primetime Glick" guest Steven Spielberg
              History Channel @ 11pm looks at "Area 51"
              TMC @ 11pm            "Primary Suspect" (William Baldwin)
              TMC @ 12:35am         "Battle Queen 2020"
              TNT @ 1:30am & 3:30am "Johnny Mnemonic" (1995)
              USA Network, 2am      "The Lottery" Based on a true story(?)
              TCM @ 3am/6am EST     "White Comanche" (1968) William Shatner
              Cinemax @ 3:20am      "The Godfather, part 2"
              HBO @ 6:30am          "My Best Friend Is A Vampire"
5/15 Thurs    A&E @ 8am & 2pm       "High Spirits" Peter O'Toole vs. ghosts
              TMC @ 8:25am & 3:30pm "A Feast At Midnight" (Christopher Lee)
              TCM @ 9am/12pm EST    "From The Earth To The Moon" (1958)
              USA Network @ 9am      Peter Benchley's "Creature" (4 hours)
              TMC @ 10:15am         "Along Came A Spider"
              TCM @ 11am/2pm EST    "Man With A Cloak" (1951)
              FX @ noon             "Volunteers" (1985) Manchurian Candidate spoof
              Showtime @ 1:15pm     "The Spanish Prisoner"
              HBO @ 2:30pm           Planet Of The Apes (2001)
              Comedy Central @ 3pm  "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation" Chevy Chase
              Cinemax @ 3pm         "No Way Out" (1987)
              TCM @ 3:30/6:30pm EST "Journey Into Fear" (1942) Orson Welles
              TMC @ 4:30pm          "What About Bob?" (1991) Bill Murray
              Bravo @ 5pm           "One False Move" (1991)
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST     "Cyborg" (1989) Jean-Claude Van Damme
              TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST     "Captain Blood" Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone
                       followed by  "Adv's of Robin Hood" (1938)
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm          "Cabin By The Lake" & sequel
              Showtime @ 7:15pm     "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
              Cinemax @ 7:30pm      "Pearl Harbor 2: Pearlmageddon"
              A&E @ 8pm & 12am       Biography of Star Wars' Alec Guinness (OB-1)
              AMC @ 8pm & 1:45am    "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut)
              Family Channel, 8pm   "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
              TBS @ 8:15pm/11:15 EST "U.S. Marshalls" (1998) Tommy Lee Jones
              TNN @ 9pm             "Messenger Of Death" (1988) Charles Bronson
              TNT @ 9pm & 12am      "Cliffhanger" (1993) Stallone
              USA Network, 9pm      "Hollow Man" (2000)
              TMC @ 9pm & 5:30am    "Along Came A Spider"
              TMC @ 10:45pm         "Jeepers Creepers"
              NBC Tonight Show @ 11:35pm, guest is Jim Carrey
              Showtime @ 12:30am    "Thelma & Louise" (Joe Bob's nightmare)
              TMC @ 12:30am          Nightmare On Elm Street
              Cinemax @ 1:35am      "Acts Of Betrayal"
              TMC @ 2am             "Stormy Nights"
              TNT @ 2am             "Another 48 Hours" (1990)
              USA Network @ 2am     "Separated By Murder" (1994), evil twin
              HBO @ 3:40am          "Hidden Assassin" (Dolph Lundgren)
              TNT @ 4am              The Dead Zone (1983) Christopher Walken
5/16 Fri      TMC @ 7:15am & 4pm    "Rare Birds" (William Hurt)
              Comedy Central @ 8am  "Frankenstein: The College Years"
              Cinemax @ 8:30am & 10pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
              Showtime @ 10:05am    "Little Monsters" (Howie Mandell)
              USA Network @ 10:30am "Hollow Man"
              TMC @ 10:45am & 5:45pm "Once Bitten" (Lauren Hutton as vampiress)
              HBO @ 12:30pm         "Arachnophobia" (1990)
              TMC @ 12:30pm & 7:30pm "Texas Rangers" (2001) repeated 2am
              Family Channel @ 1pm  "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"
              Cinemax @ 1pm         "Shallow Hal"
              Comedy Central, 3pm   "Who's Harry Crumb?" (John Candy) repeated Sat 9am
              Cinemax @ 3pm          John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST     "Crocodile Dundee 2" (1988) repeated in 5 hours
              TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST      John Saxon marathon: "The Unforgiven" (1960)
                                    "War Hunt" (1962)
                                    "Enter The Dragon" (1973, with Bruce Lee)
              Cinemax @ 5pm         "Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y."
              AMC @ 5:05pm          "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut)
              Showtime @ 7pm        "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
              Fox @ 8pm             "Me, Myself & Irene" (2000) Jim Carrey
              UPN @ 8pm             "Interview With The Vampire" (1994) by Anne Rice
              AMC @ 8pm              Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
              Family Channel, 8pm   "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (1987)
              USA Network, 8pm      "Mercury Rising" (1998) Bruce Willis
              Cinemax @ 8:30         Hot Shots Part Deux
              AMC @ 9:55pm          "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" (1959)
              History Channel, 10pm, looks at the "Manhattan Project" of WW2
              Bravo @ 10pm          "The Imposters" (1998)
              TNT @ 10:30pm         "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes
              TMC @ 10:45pm         "The Monkey's Mask"
              Encore @ 11:30       Friday The 13th   
              HBO @ 12:15am          Snake Eater (Deliverence meets Deathwish)
              AMC @ 12:35am          Tales From The Crypt eps
              TNT @ 12:45am         "The Game" (1997)
              USA Network @ 1am     "Jade" (1995)
              AMC @ 1:05am           Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) Michael Rennie
              HBO @ 2:15am          "Exit Wounds" (Steven Seagal)
              Cinemax @ 2:30am       John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars
              Showtime @ 2:45am     "Joyride" (with a body in the trunk)
              TNT @ 3:30am          "Frantic" (1988) Harrison Ford
              AMC @ 4:05am           Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
              Cinemax @ 5:40am      "Black Cat Run"
5/17 Sat      TMC @ 6:45am & 4:45pm "Hook" (Robin Williams)
              TCM @ 7am/10am EST     Bogart in "Key Largo" (1948)
              Comedy Central, 7:30am "Primetime Glick" guest Steven Spielberg
              HBO @ 8:30am & 4:45pm "Scooby-Doo" same star as Buffy The Vampire Slayer
              Sci-Fi @ 9am           Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode
              TMC @ 9:15am          "Spy Kids"
              Cinemax @ 9:30am       Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
              USA Network, 10am     "Skeletons In The Closet"
              TMC @ 10:45am         "Crocodile Dundee in L.A."
              HBO @ 11:15am         "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
              Sci-Fi @ 11:30am       Back To The Future Part 3
              TNT @ 12:15pm         "Field Of Dreams" (1989)
              HBO @ 1:30pm          "The Witches" Anjelica Huston
              Cinemax @ 1:30        "Big" Tom Hanks
              Disney Channel, 2pm   "The Poof Point"
              Sci-Fi @ 2pm           Blade Runner
              USA Network, 2pm & 12:30am "Deep End Of The Ocean"
              TNT @ 2:15pm          "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes
              TMC @ 2:45pm & 1:35am "Flatliners"
              Family Channel, 3pm   "Rent-A-Kid" Leslie Nielsen runs an orphanage
              HBO @ 3pm              Look Who's Talking Too
              TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST      Bad Day At Black Rock (1955)
              AMC @ 3:10pm          "Earthquake" (1974) Charlton Heston
              Cinemax @ 3:15pm      "13 Ghosts"
              TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST     "The Negotiator" repeated Sun @ 8:45am/11:45 EST
              Sci-Fi @ 4:30pm        Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
              USA Network, 4:30     "Mercury Rising"
              Cinemax @ 4:45pm       Nightmare On Elm Street
              Family Channel, 5pm   "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (1987)
              AMC @ 6:05pm           Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
              Cinemax @ 6:15pm       Escape From L.A.
              Family Channel, 7pm   "City Slickers" Killed anyone yet today?
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm & 11pm    The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2
              USA Network, 7pm      "The Nutty Professor" (1996)
              WB @ 8pm              "While You Were Sleeping" (1995) Bill Pullman
              AMC @ 8pm & 1:05am     Jaws
              Disney Channel, 8pm   "An Extremely Goofy Movie"
              HBO @ 8pm             "Enough" (2002) Jennifer Lopez
              ABC @ 9pm             "Charlie's Angels" Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore
              USA Network, 9pm      "Dumb & Dumber" Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels
              Family Channel, 9:45  "City Slickers 2: Legend of Curly's Gold"
              Bravo @ 10pm & 2am    "Jack's Back" (1988) as in The Ripper
              Cinemax @ 10pm        "Collateral Damage"
              TNT @ 10:30           "The Fan" (Play Misty For Me remake)
              AMC @ 10:40pm          King Kong 1976, When monkey die, everybody cry
              NBC @ 11:30pm, Sat Night Live host Dan Aykroyd
              Bravo @ midnight      "Magic" (Anthony Hopkins as creepy ventriloquist)
              HBO @ 1:45am          "Maximum Risk"
              Cinemax @ 1:45am      "Dangerous Desires" & "Dead Awake"
              Sci-Fi @ 3am          "The Apocalypse"
              TNT @ 3am             "Jackie Chan's 1st Strike"
              USA Network, 3am      "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
              TMC @ 3:30            "Comic Book Villains"
5/18 Sun:     Comedy Central @ 11am "Airheads"
               Sci-Fi @ 11am         "WEIRD World" (1995) & "Dark Drive" (1999)
               TCM @ 11am/2pm EST    "Dial M For Murder" (1954)
               Oxygen @ 11am/2pm EST  Hitchcock's The Birds
               USA Network @ 12pm    "Beverly Hills Cop 3"
               WB @ 1pm              "Romancing The Stone" (a Trenchcoat remake)
               A&E @ 1pm             "The Lady In Question" (1999)
               FX @ 1pm              "Batman Forever" (1995)repeated Mon 12pm
               HBO @ 1:15            "Pootie Tang"
               TNN @ 1:30             007 movies "Dr. No" & "Never Say Never"
               AMC @ 1:55            "Madhouse" (1990) Kirstie Alley
               Disney Channel, 2pm   "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century"
               Bravo @ 2:30          "Family Business" (1989) Sean Connery
               WB @ 3pm              "While You Were Sleeping" (1995)
               Sci-Fi @ 3pm          "Existenz" & "The 13th Floor" (both 1999)
               FX @ 3:30             "Speed 2"
               AMC @ 3:40             King Kong When monkey die, everyone cry
               TNT @ 4pm             "Striking Distance" (1993) Bruce Willis
               USA Network @ 4:30    "Dumb & Dumber" Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels
               Family Channel, 5pm   "City Slickers 2"
               AMC @ 6:05pm & 2:50am "High Plains Drifter" Clint Eastwood
               FX @ 6:30 & 11pm      "Armageddon" (1998) Bruce Willis in space
               WB @ 7pm              "The Mummy" (1999)
               Comedy Central, 7pm   "Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986)
               Cinemax @ 7pm         "Wicked"
               Sci-Fi @ 7pm          "Virtual Nightmare" & "Operation Sandman" (2000)
               USA Network, 7pm & 9pm  "Liar Liar" Jim Carrey
               Family Channel, 7:30  "City Slickers" & "Crocodile Dundee"
               Disney Channel, 8pm   "Dinosaur" (2000, animated)
               TNT @ 8pm             "Road House" & "Next Of Kin" Patrick Swayze
               Cinemax @ 8:30        "Dr. Dolittle 2"
               CBS @ 9pm             "Hitler: The Rise Of Evil"
               TCM @ 9pm/12am EST    "Metropolis" (1927 robots) followed by
                                     "The Mummy" (1932) & "The Raven" (Boris Karloff)
               AMC @ 9:55            "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut)
               TMC @ 11:35pm         "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
               TBS @ 12:30/3:30am EST "Staying Alive" John Travolta
               HBO @ 2:10am          "Resident Evil"
               Sci-Fi @ 3am          "The Thing From Another World"
               Cinemax @ 3:10        "I Married A Strange Person" (1997)
               followed by           "The Godfather" (3 hours)
               TCM @ 5am/8am EST     "The Lady Takes A Sailor" (1949)
               TMC @ 5:15am          "Soul Survivors"
               AMC @ 6:15am          "Indiscreet"
               Showtime @ 7:45am     "Scandalous" Robert Hays, John Gielgud
5/19 Mon:     Comedy Central, 8am   "Last Resort"
              Showtime @ 6pm & 5:30am RoboCop 3
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST - Dinner & A Movie "Sister Act"
              TBS @ 7:20/10:20 EST - Dinner & Movie "Moonstruck" (1987)
              TMC @ 7:15pm & 4:05a   RoboCop 1
              Disney Channel, 8pm   "Little Mermaid 2"
              Family Channel, 8pm   "Phenomenon" (1996)
              HBO @ 8pm             "Spider-Man" & "Lethal Weapon" @ 10pm
              Cinemax @ 8pm & 4:30am "Collateral Damage" (2002) Schwarzenegger
              Bravo @ 9pm            The Stepfather (1987)
              History Channel, 9pm  "Killing Hitler" (2 hour 1944 plan)
              Lifetime @ 9pm        "Robin Cook's Virus" (1995)
              Cinemax @ 10pm        "Kiss Of The Dragon" Jet Li, Bridget Fonda
              Cinemax @ 11:40pm     "Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Next Generation"
              TBS @ 12:15/3:15am EST Malice (1993)
              TMC @ 2:15am          "Taking Care Of Business" (1990) Jim Belushi
5/21 Wed:     WB @ 8pm              "I Know What You Did Last Summer" (1997)
              UPN @ 8pm: last new eps of "Enterprise" & "Twilight Zone"
              TCM @ 9pm/12am EST    Frankenstein (1931)
              followed by:          "A Christmas Carol" (1930s version)
                                     Donovan's Brain
                                     "Children Of The Damned"
              Cinemax @ 4am          "Cyborg Cop" not to be confused with Cyberjack
5/22 Thurs    Cinemax @ 7:10am       "Have Rocket Will Travel" (1959)
              Comedy Central @ 8am    Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights
              Showtime @ 8:30am      "Buckaroo Banzai" (1984)
              TMC @ 7:30pm           "Spy Kids"
              UPN @ 8pm               Delta Force 2 or wrestling
              USA Network, 8pm & 10pm "Liar Liar"
              Cinemax @ 8:15pm        John Carpenter's Escape From L.A.
              followed by            "Ghosts of Mars" @ 10pm
              ABC @ 9pm              "Satan's School For Girls (2000)
              A&E @ 9pm & 1am        "Columbo: Strange Bedfellows" (1995)
              TNN @ 9pm              "Kill Me Again" (1989)
              TBS @ 9:15pm/12:15am EST "Payback" (1999) Mel Gibson
              followed by            "Get Carter" (2000) Stallone
              TNT @ 10pm & 2am       "Guilty As Sin" (1993)
              TNT @ 12am & 4am       "Eye Of The Beholder"
              Cinemax @ 1:05am       "Kill Me Later" (2001)
              USA Network, 2am       "Obsessed" (1992)
              HBO @ 3:45am            Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth
              TMC @ 4:05am           "Sisters"
              Cinemax @ 5am          "Dog Day Afternoon" Al Pacino
              followed by            "Mom & Dad Save The World"
              Showtime, 5:05am       "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
5/23 Fri      TMC @ 7:30am & 4:15pm   Teen Wolf (1985)
              Cinemax @ 11am & 10pm  "Panic Room" & "Monkey Shines"
              AMC @ 11:45am          "Lassiter" (Tom Selleck)
              AMC @ 1:40pm            King Kong (1976) Monkey die, everybody cry
              HBO @ 1:45pm           "The Witches"
              TMC @ 2:30pm & 9pm     "Legally Blond"
              Comedy Central, 3pm    "Nothing But Trouble"
              Cinemax @ 4:30         "No Way Out" 
              Lifetime @ 5pm          Deliberate Stranger (1986)
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm            Child's Play Part 3
              HBO @ 5:15             "What About Bob?"
              Cinemax @ 6:30         "Dick Tracy" dig those crazy colors
              Fox @ 8pm              "Final Destination" (2000) dir. by James Hong
              AMC @ 8pm              "Firefox" Clint Eastwood vs. Russians
              Family Channel, 8pm    "City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold"
              USA Network, 8pm & 1am "The Substitute 2" (1998)
              Sci-Fi @ 9pm           "Leprechaun" (1993)
              TBS @ 10:30pm/1:30am EST  "Enter The Dragon" (1973) Bruce Lee
              TMC @ 10:45pm          "Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh"
              Sci-Fi @ 11pm          "Retro Puppet Master" (1999)
              NBC Tonight Show, guests The Blues Brothers
              TNT @ 12:30am          "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
              AMC @ 12:45am & 4am - Tales From The Crypt eps
              Sci-Fi @ 1am            Roddy McDowall's Fright Night 2
              AMC @ 1:15am           "Experiment In Terror" (1962)
              TMC @ 2am               Playmate Of The Apes
              TNT @ 2:30am           "Bats" (1999)
              HBO @ 2:55am           "American Ninja 2"
              USA Network @ 3am      "Masterminds"
5/24 Sat      AMC @ 7am              "Tora Tora Tora!"
              Mystery @ 7:15am       "War-Gods Of The Deep" Vincent Price
              HBO @ 8am & 4pm        "Spider-Man"
              Sci-Fi @ 9am            Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie
              followed by an hour ep of The Twilight Zone
              History Channel, 10am  "Search For Life On Mars" & "History's Mysteries"
              TNT @ 10am             "Jackie Chan's 1st Strike"
              TBS @ 10:15am/1:15pm   "Batman & Robin" repeated in 12 hours
              Mystery @ 10:30am/1:30pm EST "The Crimson Cult" Boris Karloff
              Comedy Central, 11am    Nothing But Trouble
              Cinemax @ 11am         "Baby Bedlam" (2001, Joe Piscopo)
              Encore @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST "Total Recall"
              TNT @ noon             "Rumble In The Bronx" Jackie Chan
              Sci-Fi @ 12:30pm        Screamers
              TNT @ 2pm              "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
              Showtime @ 2pm          RoboCop 3
              TMC @ 2:30pm & 12:35am "Soul Survivors"
              TNT @ 4pm              "Bats" (1999) & "Tremors" (1990)
              Mystery @ 5pm/8pm EST  "Silence Of The Lambs" & "The 7th Sign"
              AMC @ 5:35pm & 2:50am  "Force 10 from Navarone" Harrison Ford
              TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST      "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm           "The Running Man" Schwarzenegger
              NBC @ 8pm              "Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade" Sean Connery
              UPN @ 8pm              "Outbreak" or "Lock Up" Stallone
              Cinemax @ 8pm & 4:15am "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
              TBS @ 8:15/11:15pm EST "Blade" (1998)
              WGN @ 8:30/11:30pm EST "Death Wish"
              Lifetime @ 9pm         "Medusa's Child" (1997)
              Family Channel, 10pm    Planes Trains & Automobiles
              Encore @ 10:35pm/1:35am EST The Fly 2
              TMC @ 11pm             "Jeepers Creepers"
              TNT @ 2am               Beetlejuice!
              USA Network, 2am        The Flintstones
              TMC @ 2:05am            Children Of The Corn: Revelation
              TNT @ 4am              "Firestarter" (1984) Drew Barrymore, George C. Scott
              Starz @ 5:20/8:20am EST "Kull the Conqueror" a Conan copy
              followed by            "Problem Child"
5/25 Sun      TNT @ 7am              "Tremors" (1990)
              TMC @ 7:30             "Hook" Dustin Hoffman vs. Robin Williams
              Cinemax @ 8:45         "Pearl Harbor 2: Pearlmageddon"
              Sci-Fi @ 9am           "Amityville" 2 & 3
              HBO @ 9:30              Look Who's Talking Too
              Comedy Central, 11am    The Out-of-Towners Goldie Hawn escapes N.Y.
              TNT @ 11am             "Austin Powers, Internat. Man of Mystery"
              Encore @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST Darkman
              TMC @ noon             "Texas Rangers"
              Cinemax @ 1:05pm       "Black Cat Run" & "Big"
              TMC @ 1:30 & 10pm      "Scary Movie 2"
              TNN @ 1:30              007 movie You Only Live Twice (1967)
              Encore @ 2:35/5:35 EST "Die Hard" Bruce Willis followed by
                                     "The Mask"
              Sci-Fi @ 3pm            The Exorcist, Part 2
              TBS @ 3pm/6pm EST      "Blade" & "Eraser" Schwarzenegger
              HBO @ 3:30pm & 12:10am "Enough" An abused wife learns karate...
              TNN @ 4pm               007 movie Live & Let Die
              Cinemax @ 4:35pm & 12:35am "Collateral Damage" Schwarzenegger vs terrorists
              Starz @ 5pm/8pm EST    "Kull the Conqueror"
              Bravo @ 5pm            "One False Move" Bill Paxton
              Comedy Central, 5pm    "2001:A Space Travesty" Leslie Nielsen
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm            Exorcist 3
              HBO @ 5:30             "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
              A&E @ 6pm              "Columbo: Strange Bedfellows" (1995)
              Cinemax @ 6:30         "Night Of The Creeps"
              ABC @ 7pm              "Toy Story" Tom Hanks, Tim Allen
              Lifetime, 7pm          "Dean Koontz's Sole Survivor" (2000)
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm           "The Ninth Gate" (1999) & "The Faculty"
              USA Network, 7pm       "The President's Man" (2000) Chuck Norris
              A&E @ 8pm & 12am        Biography of Bob Hope (2 hours)
              Starz @ 8:50/11:50pm   "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
              followed by            "Poison Ivy"
              USA Network, 9pm       "The President's Man 2:A Line In The Sand"
              History Channel, 9pm & 1am "The Horrors of Hussein"
              Mystery @ 9:05pm/12:05am EST, Rod Serling's Night Gallery 24-hour marathon
              TBS @ 9:30pm/12:30am EST "Nowhere To Run" Jean-Caude Van Damme
              Cinemax @ 10pm         "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone"
              TNT @ 10:30            "Money Train" (1995) Wesley Snipes
              Sci-Fi @ 11:30pm        Darkman part 2 & 3
              Showtime @ 12:30am     "Thelma & Louise"
              TNT @ 12:30am          "Switchback" (1997) Dennis Quaid
              TMC @ 3am               RoboCop 1
              Cinemax @ 4:30am       "Dark Asylum" Paulina Porizkova
              Cinemax @ 6:15am       "The In-Laws" Peter Falk
5/26 Memorial Day:  Sci-Fi @ 7am      Star Trek (1960s episodes) 12 hours
              A&E @ 8am              "Murder She Wrote" eps marathon
              Encore @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Planet of the Apes" marathon:
                                      Planet Of The Apes
                                      "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes"
                                       Escape From The Planet Of The Apes
                                       Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
                                       Battle for the Planet of the Apes
              Showtime @ 8:40am      "The Big Brawl" Jackie Chan
              TMC @ 9am              "Spy Kids"
              TNN @ 9am              "Kickboxer" & "Kickboxer 2"
              HBO @ 11:30am           Planet Of The Apes (2001)
              TMC @ 12:25pm & 7:15pm "Legally Blonde" repeated 4:05am
              Comedy Central, 1pm    "2001:A Space Travesty" Leslie Nielsen
              TMC @ 2:05pm & 12:30am "Flatliners"
              Cinemax @ 4:15pm       "13 Ghosts"
              Animal Planet @ 5pm/7pm/9pm "Cybermutt" (2002) Judd Nelson
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Dinner & a Movie" Pretty Woman (1990)
              followed by            "John Grisham's The Client"
              TNN @ 5pm              "Missing In Action 2" Chuck Norris
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST       Terminator 2
              AMC @ 5:15pm           "Tora Tora Tora!" & "Von Ryan's Express"
              TMC @ 5:45pm           "Spy Kids"
              Cinemax @ 6pm          "Home Alone 2"
              TNN @ 7pm              "Kickboxer" Jean Claude Van Damme
              Disney Channel, 8pm    "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" (1989)
              TMC @ 9pm              "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
              HBO @ 12:15am          "Resident Evil"
              Cinemax @ 12:40am      "Tell Me No Lies"
              TNT @ 2a                Child's Play here's Chuckie!
              Cinemax @ 2:05am        Children Of The Corn: The Gathering
              TNT @ 4am               Godzilla 2000
              HBO @ 5:05am            Staphen King's "Stand By Me"
5/27 Tue      AMC @ 6:50am            Abbott & Costello Go To Mars
              Mystery @ 6:45/9:45am EST Vincent Price "Master Of The World"
              followed by            "The Haunted Palace"
              A&E @ 8am & 2pm        "The Spiral Staircase" (1946)
              FX @ 12pm               Ford Fairlane
              Mystery @ 1:15/4:15pm EST Play Misty For Me
              AMC @ 2:15pm           "Chinatown" (Jack Nicholson)
              USA Network @ 3pm      "Hard Target"
              Cinemax @ 3:35pm       "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
              Bravo @ 4pm & 3am      "Magic" (1978) Anthony Hopkins
              AMC @ 5:45             "Von Ryan's Express" (1965)
              Cinemax @ 7pm          "The Godfather" (Marlon Brando)
              FX @ 7:30pm & 11pm     "Starship Troopers" (1997)
              TMC @ 7:30pm            Children Of The Corn: Revelation
              Disney Channel, 8pm    "RocketMan" (1997)
              USA Network @ 8pm      "Desert Heat" & "KnockOff" (Jean Claude Van Dame)
              Lifetime @ 9pm         "Mother Knows Best" (1997)
              TNN @ 9pm              "The Usual Suspects" (1995)
              TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am EST "Assassins" (1995) Stallone
              TMC @ 11pm             "Jeepers Creepers" (2001) & "Thug Life"
              TCM @ 11:30pm/2:30am   "Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" (1932)
              followed by            "Night Nurse" (1931)
              TNT @ 2:30am            Godzilla 2000
              Encore @ 2:30am/5:30am EST  "Airplane!"
              Cinemax @ 3:30am       "I, Madman" (1989)
              TMC @ 3:45am            Howling 2
              Encore @ 4:35/7:35am EST "13 Days" followed by
                                     "The Adv of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother"
5/29 Thurs    Hallmark Channel, midnight - 2 "Banacek" movies (George Peppard)
              TBS @ 12am/3am EST    "Nemesis" (1992, set in 2027)
              Encore @ 12:40/3:40am "Pumpkinhead"
              AMC @ 1am             "The Good The Bad & the Ugly" (direcor's cut)
              Showtime @ 1:35am     "The Suicide Club" (2000) & "Thieves Like Us"
              TMC @ 2:15am          "Raptor"
              TNT @ 3:30am          "Maverick" (Mel Gibson)
              Showtime @ 5:30am     "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
              TMC @ 5:30am          "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver)
              TMC @ 7:35am          "Operation Thunderbolt"
              Comedy Central, 8am   "White Men Can't Jump"
              HBO @ 8am              Look Who's Talking Too
              AMC @ 8:25am          "Sunset Boulevard" narrated by a floating corpse
              Showtime @ 9am        "Little Monsters" Fred Savage, Howie Mandell
              HBO @ 9:30am & 9pm    "Spider-Man" & "Pootie Tang"
              Sci-Fi @ 11am          Twilight Zone episodes 5-hour marathon
              Starz @ 1:45pm/4:45 EST "Problem Child" followed by
                                    "Kull the Conqueror" (a Conan copy)
              Cinemax @ 2pm & 10pm   Arnold in "Collateral Damage" (2002)
              Comedy Central, 3pm   "Another You" (1991) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder
              HBO @ 3pm             "The Witches"
              USA Network, 3pm      "Street Fighter" (Raul Julia)
              Lifetime @ 4pm        "Stalking Laura" (1993) Richard Thomas
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST     "Groundhog Day" Bill Murray in a time loop
              AMC @ 5:35pm          "Hindenburg" (1975) George C. Scott vs. Nazis
              VH1 @ 6:30pm          "Wild Things" (1998) Matt Dillon
              HBO @ 6:45pm           Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm          "Velocity Trap" (1997) & "Epoch" (2000)
              TBS @ 7:20pm/10:20 EST Ghostbusters (1984) & "Stripes"
              ABC @ 8pm             "Alien 4: Resurrection" (1997)
              WB @ 8pm - Robert Picardo guests on "Sabrina" rerun
              A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Alec Guinness (OB-1)
              Oxygen @ 8pm           Hitchcock's "Vertigo" (1958) repeated Fri 1pm
              AMC @ 8:10pm & 12:20am "Airport 1975" Charlton Heston
              Starz @ 8:20pm/11:20 EST John Carpenter's "Vampires"
              A&E @ 9pm & 1am       "Columbo: Murder, Smoke & Shadows" (1989)
              Discovery Channel, 9pm "Wild Child, The Story of Feral Children"
              Bravo @ 10pm           "My Favorite Blonde" (1942)
              USA Network, 10pm      "Legionnaire" Jean-Claude Van Damme
              AMC @ 10:05pm & 2:20am  Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
              TMC @ 11pm             "Flatliners"
              TBS @ 11:50pm/2:50am    Ghostbusters (1984)
              Cinemax @ 1:10am        Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
5/30 Fri      Starz @ 6:20am/9:20EST "Memoirs Of An Invisible Man"
               followed by           "Spy Hard"
              AMC @ 8:20am           "The Court Jester" (Danny Kaye)
              Showtime @ 9:30am      "Orca" (1977) a Jaws copy
              Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm       Hercules episodes
              TMC @ 11:45am & 7:30pm "Scary Movie 2" repeated 5:05am
              Encore @ 11:45am/2:45pm EST Darkman
              Cinemax @ 12:35pm      "13 Ghosts" (2001)
              Starz @ 1:30/4:30 EST  "Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even"
              A&E @ 2pm              "Blue Thunder" (1983)
              AMC @ 2:05pm           "Short Circuit" (1986) & "Dreamscape"
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm        Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
              Showtime @ 2:35pm & 5:30am  "Company Man" (Sigourney Weaver)
              Comedy Central, 3pm     Throw Momma From The Train
              Cinemax @ 4:15pm       "From Hell" (Johnny Depp) & "Wicked" (1998)
              TMC @ 4:25pm           "Crocodile Dundee in L.A." & "Soul Survivors"
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST      "Romancing The Stone" a Trenchcoat remake
              AMC @ 6:05pm            They Live (1988)
              TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST     "The Cheap Detective" (Peter Falk)
              UPN @ 8pm              "Cyborg" (1989)
              Pax @ 8pm              "Mary Higgins Clark's Before I Say Goodbye"
              AMC @ 8pm               Rosemary's Baby This is no dream
              Disney Channel, 8pm    "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century"
              Family Channel, 8pm    "City Slickers" Killed anyone today?
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST     "Assassins" (1995) Stallone
              USA Network @ 8pm      "The Order" Jean-Claude Van Damme, Charlton Heston
              Mystery @ 8:20pm/11:10 EST Ffolks Roger Moore vs Tony Perkins
              TNT @ 9pm              "The Glimmer Man" (1996) Steven Seagal
              Hallmark Channel, 9pm/12am "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" Kurt Russell
              TCM @ 9pm/12am EST     "Murder By Death" (Peter Falk)
              Bravo @ 10pm           "The Imposters" (1998)
              Cinemax @ 10pm         "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls"
              USA Network, 10pm      "Derailed" Van Damme vs terrorists on a train
              AMC @ 10:40pm           Tales From The Crypt (1972)
               followed by CryptEps episodes @ 12:35am, 3:05am & 3:35am
              TCM @ 11pm/2am EST     "Diabolique" (1955)
              TMC @ 12am             "Indecent Behavior 4"
              TNT @ 1am               Conan the Barbarian
              TCM @ 1am/4am EST     "The World, The Flesh & The Devil" (1959) the
                 last 3 people on Earth are a white woman, a black man, & a racist
              AMC @ 1:05am           "The Scars Of Dracula" (1970) Christopher Lee
              USA Network, 2am       Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
              Starz @ 2:05          "Cabin Boy" sci-fi/fantasy/comedy
              TNT @ 3:30            "Island Of Dr Moreau" (1996) Val Kilmer
              TMC @ 3:35             Daughters Of Satan (1972) Tom Selleck
              Bravo @ 4am            Company Of Wolves
              AMC @ 4:05            "Raising Cain" (1992) John Lithgow
              HBO @ 4:20            "Lethal Weapon 3"
5/31 Sat      TMC @ 6:30am & 9pm    "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver)
              Cinemax @ 6:35        "Tarzan's Hidden Jungle" (1955)
              HBO @ 7am             "My Best Freind's A Vampire" (1988)
              TNT @ 7am             "Ghost Dad" (1990)
              Cinemax @ 7:50        "Jewel of the Nile" Romancing The Stone sequel
              TMC @ 8:35pm & 1:05am "Texas Rangers"
              Sci-Fi @ 9am           Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie episode
              TNT @ 9am              Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
              USA Network, 10am      Heathers (1989)
              TBS @ 10:15am/1:15pm EST "The Shining" (1980) Here's Jack Nicholson!
              Comedy Central, 11am & 11:30pm "The Burbs" Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern
              Cinemax @ 11am         Hot Shots! Part Deux
              SciFi @ 11am           Godzilla movies
              TNT @ 11am             Trading Places (1983)
              Cinemax @ 12:30pm      John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars
              FX @ 1pm              "Lethal Weapon" 1 & 2
              TNT @ 1:30pm           Lost In Space (1998)
              Family Channel, 2pm    City Slickers (1991)
              USA Network, 2pm      "Street Fighter" (1994) Van Damme
              Showtime, 2:05        "Backdraft" (Kurt Russell)
              AMC @ 2:55            "Mister Roberts" (Henry Fonda, Betsy Palmer)
              Lifetime, 3pm         "Robin Cook's Mortal Fear" (1994)
              Mystery, 3:15/6:15pm EST Play Misty For Me
              Bravo @ 4pm           "Lord of the Flies"
              USA Network, 4pm      "Timecop" (1994) Van Damme
              Family Channel,4:30    City Slickers 2
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm          "Spiders" (2000), "Arachnid" (2001), "Fangs"
              TNN @ 5pm              Friday the 13th, part 5: A New Beginning
              AMC @ 5:20             Rosemary's Baby This is no dream
              FX @ 6pm              "Armageddon" (1998)
              TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST     Arnold in "Eraser" (1996)
              UPN @ 8pm              Arnold in Terminator 2
              AMC @ 8pm & 11:45pm    Halloween 4
              HBO @ 8pm & 4:35am     The Time Machine (2002 remake)
              USA Network, 8pm & 12am "Hard Target" (Van Damme) & "Replicant" (2001)
              Cinemax @ 8:15        "Kiss Of The Dragon" (Jet Li)
              WGN @# 8:30/11:30pm EST Poltergeist Part 2 & 3
              TBS @ 9:15pm/12:15am EST The Shawshank Redemption
              AMC @ 9:50pm & 1:35am  Halloween 5, the Revenge of Michael Myers
              Cinemax, 10pm & 5:05am "Eight Legged Freaks" (2002) & "Panic Room"
              Hallmark Channel, 12am-3am Alfred Hitchcock episodes
              TBS @ 12:15/3:15am EST "Next Of Kin" (Patrick Swayze)
              TNT @ 2am              Arnold in "Last Action Hero"
              TMC @ 2:35            "Pet Sematary 2"
              HBO @ 2:55            "Joy Ride"
              Sci-Fi @ 3am          "Subspecies 4"
              Bravo @ 4am           "One False Move"
              AMC @ 5:35            "Hellcats of the Navy"
              Showtime, 5:35        "Critical Condition" (Richard Pryor)
               followed by          "I Love Trouble" @ 7:30am
              HBO @ 6:15             Canadian Bacon
              TNT @ 6:30            "Kelly's Heroes"
              Animal Planet, 7am    "Cybermutt" (2003, Judd Nelson)

Special Bulletin

John Bloom not dead
You may have heard by now that a reporter named Bloom died April 6 in Iraq. This is not UPI columnist John Bloom aka Joe Bob Briggs. It was NBC reporter David Bloom (39). Official report follows:
“NBC News, April 6 — The human cost of war always comes down to one town, one circle of friends, one family. The NBC family is mourning the death of one of our own — correspondent David Bloom. He died Sunday in Iraq of a pulmonary embolism. In a statement, NBC News President Neal Shapiro said: “David Bloom was one of the best in the business. He was relentless in his drive to get the story first and get it right. He loved nothing better than being out front on a big story, and the last few weeks that is exactly where he was. We remember David Bloom.” More at: www.msnbc.com
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