Date Channel & Time Movie Title Link May 1, Thu TMC @ 7:35am "Haunted House of Horror" (1969) Cinemax @ 9am "Night of the Creeps" USA Network @ 9am "Lone Wolf McQuade" (1983) Chuck Norris TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Ransom" (1956) TMC @ 12:40pm & 9pm "Scary Movie 2" Family Channel, 1pm "Ice Angel" (2000) TMC @ 2:05pm "The Stepdaughter" (2000) HBO @ 3pm "The Devil's Child" Showtime @ 3pm RoboCop 3 USA Network, 3pm "The Expendables" (2000) Showtime @ 4:45pm "Dances With Wolves" (Costner's best sci-fi movie) WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Phantasm 4: ObliVion" (1998) Cinemax @ 5:45pm "Kiss of the Dragon" repeated 3:35am @ 6pm/9pm EST - Pres. Bush's address from USS Abraham Lincoln, may pre-empt regular programming HBO @ 6:30 "Hunt For Red October" Sean Connery Sci-Fi @ 7pm Mosquito & "Threshold" @ 9pm TMC @ 7:15 "Blackwoods" Cinemax @ 7:30 "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone" UPN @ 8pm "Cold Sweat" (1993) Baldwin vs Ben Cross Disney Channel, 8pm "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" Family Channel, 8pm "Jack" (1996) repeated Fri 1pm TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Bats" (1999) Sheriff: Lou Diamond Phillips TNN @ 9pm "Soldier Boyz" (1996) USA Network @ 9pm "The Jackal" (1997) Bruce Willis Showtime @ 9:15 "The Big Brawl" Jackie Chan Cinemax @ 10pm "From Hell" (Johnny Depp) TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am Maximum Overdrive TMC @ 10:30pm "Candyman:Farewell to the Flesh" Showtime @ 10:50 "Jackie Chan: My Stunts" docu TMC @ 12:15am "Edge of Sanity" (Anthony Perkins) Showtime @ 12:30am "Fists of Iron" TNT @ 12:30 "Piranha" (1995) William Katt of House Conan O'Brien @ 12:35am - John Malkovich Sci-Fi @ 3am Tales From A Parallel Universe:I Worship His Shadow TNT @ 3:30am Jaws, the Revenge Showtime @ 4:45am RoboCop 3 5/2 Fri Cinemax @ 7:10am "Scooby Doo & The Witch's Ghost" A&E @ 8am & 2pm "A Minute to Pray, A Second to Die" Cinemax @ 8:15am "Millennium" USA Network @ 10:30am "The Jackal" (1997) Bruce Willis Cinemax @ 2:30pm "Final" Denis Leary Comedy Central, 3pm "Very Bad Things" (1998) USA Network @ 3pm "Sliver" (Sharon Stone, William Baldwin) TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST Hope & Crosby "Road To Hong Kong" (1962) Showtime @ 4:05pm "The Spanish Prisoner" (1998) Cinemax @ 4:30pm A Nightmare On Elm Street TMC @ 4:45pm "Stakeout" TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Jumanji" (1995) AMC @ 5:05pm Irwin Allen's "Earthquake" (1974) TCM @ 7pm Marx Brothers "A Day At The Races" UPN @ 8pm Terminator 2: Judgment Day AMC @ 8pm & 1:20am King Kong (1976) monkey die, everybody cry Cinemax @ 10pm John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) repeated Tue 5/6 AMC @ 10:25pm "Firefox" (Clint Eastwood) TMC @ 10:35pm Children of the Corn:Revelation Showtime @ 12:30am "Thelma & Louise" TNT @ 12:30am "The Golden Child" (1986) AMC @ 12:50am Tales From The Crypt eps TCM @ 1am/4am EST Michael Crichton's "Coma" (1978) USA Network @ 1:30am "Hollow Man" (2000) Kevin Bacon Cinemax @ 1:45am "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" Cinemax @ 3:15am "Cyborg Cop" HBO @ 4am "Hellraiser 3" AMC @ 4:50am "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955) 5/7 Wed: Cinemax @ 4:05am Escape From L.A. AMC @ 8:30am "Midnight Lace" same star as Julie USA Network, 11am "Death Wish 3" Showtime @ noon RoboCop 3 Family Channel, 1pm "Planes, Train & Automobiles" (1987) Cinemax @ 2:30pm "Home Alone 2:Lost In N.Y." & "Black Cat Run" Comedy Central, 3pm "Weird Science" (1985) USA Network, 3pm "Nutty Professor" (1996) TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Man Who Would Be King" (Sean Connery) Cinemax @ 6pm "Jewel of the Nile" Starz @ 6:05pm Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie UPN @ 8pm, new eps of Enterprise & Twilight Zone Disney Channel, 8p "The Poof Point" History Channel, 9:30pm, what if England had lost WW2? TCM @ 12am/3am EST Hitchcock's "Marnie" (1964) Tippi Hedren of The Birds Hallmark @ 12am "Banacek" movies (George Peppard) Cinemax @ 12:05am Nightmare On Elm Street TMC @ 3:45am "Joyride" (Robert Carradine, Anne Lockhart) Starz @ 4:45am "Dungeons & Dragons" (2000) 5/8 Thu: AMC @ 7am "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte" & "3 Faces of Eve" A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Lost World" (2001), concludes Friday HBO @ 8am & 7:30pm "Scooby-Doo" same star as Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cinemax @ 8am "Cherry 2000" (1988) USA Network, 9am "Club Paradise" (1986) Peter O'Toole HBO @ noon & 9pm "The Mothman Propecies" Showtime @ 12:35 "Orca" (1977) Jaws copy, repeated 4:25am TMC @ 12:35 "Daddy's Dyin' Who's Got the Will?" AMC @ 1:40pm "Soldier of Fortune" (1955) Clark Gable Cinemax @ 2:30pm "13 Ghosts" (2001) repeated 3:35am Lifetime @ 4pm "Passion of Mind" (2000) Somewhere In Time remake TMC @ 4:15 "Blake Ice" (repeated 12:30am) Starz @ 6:30pm "Cabin Boy" (1994) comedy-fantasy Sci-Fi @ 7pm John Carpenter's "Vampires" (1998) WB @ 8pm "Pitch Black" (2000) UPN @ 8pm "Red Heat" (1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger AMC @ 8pm & 12:35am "Rooster Cogburn" (1975) John Wayne, Anthony Zerbe Bravo @ 8pm & 12am "Hard Times" (1975) Charles Bronson Disney Channel, 8pm "A Simple Wish" (1997) Martin Short Family Channel, 8pm "The Cowboy & The Movie Star" (1997) TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST Look Who's Talking Now TNN @ 9pm Silver Bullet Bravo @ 10pm "Lord of the Flies" (1990) TNT @ 10pm & 2am Point Of No Return (1993) TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am EST "Splash" Daryl Hannah as the mermaid Showtime @ 1am Stepfather 3 Starz @ 2am "Freejack" (1992) Cinemax @ 2:10am "The Naked Detective" TNT @ 4am "Another Stakeout" (1993) TMC @ 5:30am "Texas Rangers" (2001) 5/9 Fri A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Lost World" (2001) concludes HBO @ 9am Planet of the Apes (remake) TCM @ 10am/1pm EST Marx Brothers movies Go West & At The Circus Family Channel, 1pm "The Cowboy & The Movie Star" (1997) Comedy Central, 3pm "Spies Like Us" (1985) TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Ben-Hur" (1959) Charlton Heston AMC @ 5:35pm King Kong (1976) when monkey die, everybody cry Starz @ 6:05pm "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (2000) Lifetime @ 7pm profiles Jamie Lee Curtis Fox @ 8pm "The Matrix" (1999) FX @ 8pm & 12am "Lethal Weapon" (1987) Mel Gibson AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am "An American Werewolf in London" (1981) Disney Channel, 8pm "Flubber" (Robin Williams version) Family Channel, 8pm "Crocodile Dundee" Showtime @ 8pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST Trading Places, Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd TMC @ 9pm "Jeepers Creepers" repeated 3:30am CBS @ 9pm "Murder She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle" (2003) Starz @ 9:35pm "Sudden Death" (1995) Jean-Claude Van Damme AMC @ 9:55pm They Live (1988) Starz @ 11:30pm "Jason X" (2002) Friday the 13th meets Alien AMC @ 11:50pm Tales From The Crypt eps HBO @ 12:45am "Hidden Assassin" (Dolph Lundgren) TCM @ 1:30am/4:30am EST "Creature From The Black Lagoon" (1954) Cinemax @ 2:15am "Kiss Of The Dragon" AMC @ 2:50am "The Werewolf" (1956) Showtime @ 4am "Prey of the Chameleon" (1992) 5/14 Wed: A&E @ 8am & 2pm Hitchcock's "Spellbound" (1945) USA Network, 9am "Loch Ness" & "Komodo" Cinemax @ 2:30pm & 12:30am "From Hell" (Johnny Depp) USA Network, 3pm "Next Friday" (2000) Ice Cube HBO @ 4pm & 12am "Spider-Man" (2002) Showtime @ 4:45pm "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3" WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Death Wish" (Charles Bronson) AMC @ 5:05pm "Flight Of The Phoenix" (1966) TMC @ 5:30pm "Crocodile Dundee in L.A." Showtime @ 6:30pm "Zoolander" repeated 5am TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "House on Haunted Hill" (1999) repeated in 5 hours TMC @ 7:15pm "Legally Blond" repeated 3:50am UPN @ 8pm has 2 new eps of "Enterprise" A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Buffy the Vampire Slayer UPN2 @ 8pm Terminator 2 Bravo @ 8pm & 11pm "One False Move" (1991, Bill Paxton) USA Network @ 8pm Peter Benchley's "Creature" TNN @ 9pm "Death Wish 2" (1982) Bronson Comedy Central, 10:30pm & 12:30am "Primetime Glick" guest Steven Spielberg History Channel @ 11pm looks at "Area 51" TMC @ 11pm "Primary Suspect" (William Baldwin) TMC @ 12:35am "Battle Queen 2020" TNT @ 1:30am & 3:30am "Johnny Mnemonic" (1995) USA Network, 2am "The Lottery" Based on a true story(?) TCM @ 3am/6am EST "White Comanche" (1968) William Shatner Cinemax @ 3:20am "The Godfather, part 2" HBO @ 6:30am "My Best Friend Is A Vampire" 5/15 Thurs A&E @ 8am & 2pm "High Spirits" Peter O'Toole vs. ghosts TMC @ 8:25am & 3:30pm "A Feast At Midnight" (Christopher Lee) TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "From The Earth To The Moon" (1958) USA Network @ 9am Peter Benchley's "Creature" (4 hours) TMC @ 10:15am "Along Came A Spider" TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Man With A Cloak" (1951) FX @ noon "Volunteers" (1985) Manchurian Candidate spoof Showtime @ 1:15pm "The Spanish Prisoner" HBO @ 2:30pm Planet Of The Apes (2001) Comedy Central @ 3pm "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation" Chevy Chase Cinemax @ 3pm "No Way Out" (1987) TCM @ 3:30/6:30pm EST "Journey Into Fear" (1942) Orson Welles TMC @ 4:30pm "What About Bob?" (1991) Bill Murray Bravo @ 5pm "One False Move" (1991) WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Cyborg" (1989) Jean-Claude Van Damme TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Captain Blood" Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone followed by "Adv's of Robin Hood" (1938) Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Cabin By The Lake" & sequel Showtime @ 7:15pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" Cinemax @ 7:30pm "Pearl Harbor 2: Pearlmageddon" A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Star Wars' Alec Guinness (OB-1) AMC @ 8pm & 1:45am "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut) Family Channel, 8pm "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" TBS @ 8:15pm/11:15 EST "U.S. Marshalls" (1998) Tommy Lee Jones TNN @ 9pm "Messenger Of Death" (1988) Charles Bronson TNT @ 9pm & 12am "Cliffhanger" (1993) Stallone USA Network, 9pm "Hollow Man" (2000) TMC @ 9pm & 5:30am "Along Came A Spider" TMC @ 10:45pm "Jeepers Creepers" NBC Tonight Show @ 11:35pm, guest is Jim Carrey Showtime @ 12:30am "Thelma & Louise" (Joe Bob's nightmare) TMC @ 12:30am Nightmare On Elm Street Cinemax @ 1:35am "Acts Of Betrayal" TMC @ 2am "Stormy Nights" TNT @ 2am "Another 48 Hours" (1990) USA Network @ 2am "Separated By Murder" (1994), evil twin HBO @ 3:40am "Hidden Assassin" (Dolph Lundgren) TNT @ 4am The Dead Zone (1983) Christopher Walken 5/16 Fri TMC @ 7:15am & 4pm "Rare Birds" (William Hurt) Comedy Central @ 8am "Frankenstein: The College Years" Cinemax @ 8:30am & 10pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone" Showtime @ 10:05am "Little Monsters" (Howie Mandell) USA Network @ 10:30am "Hollow Man" TMC @ 10:45am & 5:45pm "Once Bitten" (Lauren Hutton as vampiress) HBO @ 12:30pm "Arachnophobia" (1990) TMC @ 12:30pm & 7:30pm "Texas Rangers" (2001) repeated 2am Family Channel @ 1pm "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" Cinemax @ 1pm "Shallow Hal" Comedy Central, 3pm "Who's Harry Crumb?" (John Candy) repeated Sat 9am Cinemax @ 3pm John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Crocodile Dundee 2" (1988) repeated in 5 hours TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST John Saxon marathon: "The Unforgiven" (1960) "War Hunt" (1962) "Enter The Dragon" (1973, with Bruce Lee) Cinemax @ 5pm "Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y." AMC @ 5:05pm "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut) Showtime @ 7pm "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" Fox @ 8pm "Me, Myself & Irene" (2000) Jim Carrey UPN @ 8pm "Interview With The Vampire" (1994) by Anne Rice AMC @ 8pm Highlander (1986) Sean Connery Family Channel, 8pm "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (1987) USA Network, 8pm "Mercury Rising" (1998) Bruce Willis Cinemax @ 8:30 Hot Shots Part Deux AMC @ 9:55pm "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" (1959) History Channel, 10pm, looks at the "Manhattan Project" of WW2 Bravo @ 10pm "The Imposters" (1998) TNT @ 10:30pm "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes TMC @ 10:45pm "The Monkey's Mask" Encore @ 11:30 Friday The 13th HBO @ 12:15am Snake Eater (Deliverence meets Deathwish) AMC @ 12:35am Tales From The Crypt eps TNT @ 12:45am "The Game" (1997) USA Network @ 1am "Jade" (1995) AMC @ 1:05am Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) Michael Rennie HBO @ 2:15am "Exit Wounds" (Steven Seagal) Cinemax @ 2:30am John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars Showtime @ 2:45am "Joyride" (with a body in the trunk) TNT @ 3:30am "Frantic" (1988) Harrison Ford AMC @ 4:05am Godzilla vs. Monster Zero Cinemax @ 5:40am "Black Cat Run" 5/17 Sat TMC @ 6:45am & 4:45pm "Hook" (Robin Williams) TCM @ 7am/10am EST Bogart in "Key Largo" (1948) Comedy Central, 7:30am "Primetime Glick" guest Steven Spielberg HBO @ 8:30am & 4:45pm "Scooby-Doo" same star as Buffy The Vampire Slayer Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode TMC @ 9:15am "Spy Kids" Cinemax @ 9:30am Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead USA Network, 10am "Skeletons In The Closet" TMC @ 10:45am "Crocodile Dundee in L.A." HBO @ 11:15am "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history Sci-Fi @ 11:30am Back To The Future Part 3 TNT @ 12:15pm "Field Of Dreams" (1989) HBO @ 1:30pm "The Witches" Anjelica Huston Cinemax @ 1:30 "Big" Tom Hanks Disney Channel, 2pm "The Poof Point" Sci-Fi @ 2pm Blade Runner USA Network, 2pm & 12:30am "Deep End Of The Ocean" TNT @ 2:15pm "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes TMC @ 2:45pm & 1:35am "Flatliners" Family Channel, 3pm "Rent-A-Kid" Leslie Nielsen runs an orphanage HBO @ 3pm Look Who's Talking Too TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST Bad Day At Black Rock (1955) AMC @ 3:10pm "Earthquake" (1974) Charlton Heston Cinemax @ 3:15pm "13 Ghosts" TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST "The Negotiator" repeated Sun @ 8:45am/11:45 EST Sci-Fi @ 4:30pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome USA Network, 4:30 "Mercury Rising" Cinemax @ 4:45pm Nightmare On Elm Street Family Channel, 5pm "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (1987) AMC @ 6:05pm Highlander (1986) Sean Connery Cinemax @ 6:15pm Escape From L.A. Family Channel, 7pm "City Slickers" Killed anyone yet today? Sci-Fi @ 7pm & 11pm The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2 USA Network, 7pm "The Nutty Professor" (1996) WB @ 8pm "While You Were Sleeping" (1995) Bill Pullman AMC @ 8pm & 1:05am Jaws Disney Channel, 8pm "An Extremely Goofy Movie" HBO @ 8pm "Enough" (2002) Jennifer Lopez ABC @ 9pm "Charlie's Angels" Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore USA Network, 9pm "Dumb & Dumber" Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels Family Channel, 9:45 "City Slickers 2: Legend of Curly's Gold" Bravo @ 10pm & 2am "Jack's Back" (1988) as in The Ripper Cinemax @ 10pm "Collateral Damage" TNT @ 10:30 "The Fan" (Play Misty For Me remake) AMC @ 10:40pm King Kong 1976, When monkey die, everybody cry NBC @ 11:30pm, Sat Night Live host Dan Aykroyd Bravo @ midnight "Magic" (Anthony Hopkins as creepy ventriloquist) HBO @ 1:45am "Maximum Risk" Cinemax @ 1:45am "Dangerous Desires" & "Dead Awake" Sci-Fi @ 3am "The Apocalypse" TNT @ 3am "Jackie Chan's 1st Strike" USA Network, 3am "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot!" TMC @ 3:30 "Comic Book Villains" 5/18 Sun: Comedy Central @ 11am "Airheads" Sci-Fi @ 11am "WEIRD World" (1995) & "Dark Drive" (1999) TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Dial M For Murder" (1954) Oxygen @ 11am/2pm EST Hitchcock's The Birds USA Network @ 12pm "Beverly Hills Cop 3" WB @ 1pm "Romancing The Stone" (a Trenchcoat remake) A&E @ 1pm "The Lady In Question" (1999) FX @ 1pm "Batman Forever" (1995)repeated Mon 12pm HBO @ 1:15 "Pootie Tang" TNN @ 1:30 007 movies "Dr. No" & "Never Say Never" AMC @ 1:55 "Madhouse" (1990) Kirstie Alley Disney Channel, 2pm "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" Bravo @ 2:30 "Family Business" (1989) Sean Connery WB @ 3pm "While You Were Sleeping" (1995) Sci-Fi @ 3pm "Existenz" & "The 13th Floor" (both 1999) FX @ 3:30 "Speed 2" AMC @ 3:40 King Kong When monkey die, everyone cry TNT @ 4pm "Striking Distance" (1993) Bruce Willis USA Network @ 4:30 "Dumb & Dumber" Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels Family Channel, 5pm "City Slickers 2" AMC @ 6:05pm & 2:50am "High Plains Drifter" Clint Eastwood FX @ 6:30 & 11pm "Armageddon" (1998) Bruce Willis in space WB @ 7pm "The Mummy" (1999) Comedy Central, 7pm "Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986) Cinemax @ 7pm "Wicked" Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Virtual Nightmare" & "Operation Sandman" (2000) USA Network, 7pm & 9pm "Liar Liar" Jim Carrey Family Channel, 7:30 "City Slickers" & "Crocodile Dundee" Disney Channel, 8pm "Dinosaur" (2000, animated) TNT @ 8pm "Road House" & "Next Of Kin" Patrick Swayze Cinemax @ 8:30 "Dr. Dolittle 2" CBS @ 9pm "Hitler: The Rise Of Evil" TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "Metropolis" (1927 robots) followed by "The Mummy" (1932) & "The Raven" (Boris Karloff) AMC @ 9:55 "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" (Director's cut) TMC @ 11:35pm "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" TBS @ 12:30/3:30am EST "Staying Alive" John Travolta HBO @ 2:10am "Resident Evil" Sci-Fi @ 3am "The Thing From Another World" Cinemax @ 3:10 "I Married A Strange Person" (1997) followed by "The Godfather" (3 hours) TCM @ 5am/8am EST "The Lady Takes A Sailor" (1949) TMC @ 5:15am "Soul Survivors" AMC @ 6:15am "Indiscreet" Showtime @ 7:45am "Scandalous" Robert Hays, John Gielgud 5/19 Mon: Comedy Central, 8am "Last Resort" Showtime @ 6pm & 5:30am RoboCop 3 TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST - Dinner & A Movie "Sister Act" TBS @ 7:20/10:20 EST - Dinner & Movie "Moonstruck" (1987) TMC @ 7:15pm & 4:05a RoboCop 1 Disney Channel, 8pm "Little Mermaid 2" Family Channel, 8pm "Phenomenon" (1996) HBO @ 8pm "Spider-Man" & "Lethal Weapon" @ 10pm Cinemax @ 8pm & 4:30am "Collateral Damage" (2002) Schwarzenegger Bravo @ 9pm The Stepfather (1987) History Channel, 9pm "Killing Hitler" (2 hour 1944 plan) Lifetime @ 9pm "Robin Cook's Virus" (1995) Cinemax @ 10pm "Kiss Of The Dragon" Jet Li, Bridget Fonda Cinemax @ 11:40pm "Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Next Generation" TBS @ 12:15/3:15am EST Malice (1993) TMC @ 2:15am "Taking Care Of Business" (1990) Jim Belushi 5/21 Wed: WB @ 8pm "I Know What You Did Last Summer" (1997) UPN @ 8pm: last new eps of "Enterprise" & "Twilight Zone" TCM @ 9pm/12am EST Frankenstein (1931) followed by: "A Christmas Carol" (1930s version) Donovan's Brain "Children Of The Damned" Cinemax @ 4am "Cyborg Cop" not to be confused with Cyberjack 5/22 Thurs Cinemax @ 7:10am "Have Rocket Will Travel" (1959) Comedy Central @ 8am Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights Showtime @ 8:30am "Buckaroo Banzai" (1984) TMC @ 7:30pm "Spy Kids" UPN @ 8pm Delta Force 2 or wrestling USA Network, 8pm & 10pm "Liar Liar" Cinemax @ 8:15pm John Carpenter's Escape From L.A. followed by "Ghosts of Mars" @ 10pm ABC @ 9pm "Satan's School For Girls (2000) A&E @ 9pm & 1am "Columbo: Strange Bedfellows" (1995) TNN @ 9pm "Kill Me Again" (1989) TBS @ 9:15pm/12:15am EST "Payback" (1999) Mel Gibson followed by "Get Carter" (2000) Stallone TNT @ 10pm & 2am "Guilty As Sin" (1993) TNT @ 12am & 4am "Eye Of The Beholder" Cinemax @ 1:05am "Kill Me Later" (2001) USA Network, 2am "Obsessed" (1992) HBO @ 3:45am Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth TMC @ 4:05am "Sisters" Cinemax @ 5am "Dog Day Afternoon" Al Pacino followed by "Mom & Dad Save The World" Showtime, 5:05am "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3" 5/23 Fri TMC @ 7:30am & 4:15pm Teen Wolf (1985) Cinemax @ 11am & 10pm "Panic Room" & "Monkey Shines" AMC @ 11:45am "Lassiter" (Tom Selleck) AMC @ 1:40pm King Kong (1976) Monkey die, everybody cry HBO @ 1:45pm "The Witches" TMC @ 2:30pm & 9pm "Legally Blond" Comedy Central, 3pm "Nothing But Trouble" Cinemax @ 4:30 "No Way Out" Lifetime @ 5pm Deliberate Stranger (1986) Sci-Fi @ 5pm Child's Play Part 3 HBO @ 5:15 "What About Bob?" Cinemax @ 6:30 "Dick Tracy" dig those crazy colors Fox @ 8pm "Final Destination" (2000) dir. by James Hong AMC @ 8pm "Firefox" Clint Eastwood vs. Russians Family Channel, 8pm "City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold" USA Network, 8pm & 1am "The Substitute 2" (1998) Sci-Fi @ 9pm "Leprechaun" (1993) TBS @ 10:30pm/1:30am EST "Enter The Dragon" (1973) Bruce Lee TMC @ 10:45pm "Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh" Sci-Fi @ 11pm "Retro Puppet Master" (1999) NBC Tonight Show, guests The Blues Brothers TNT @ 12:30am "I Know What You Did Last Summer" AMC @ 12:45am & 4am - Tales From The Crypt eps Sci-Fi @ 1am Roddy McDowall's Fright Night 2 AMC @ 1:15am "Experiment In Terror" (1962) TMC @ 2am Playmate Of The Apes TNT @ 2:30am "Bats" (1999) HBO @ 2:55am "American Ninja 2" USA Network @ 3am "Masterminds" 5/24 Sat AMC @ 7am "Tora Tora Tora!" Mystery @ 7:15am "War-Gods Of The Deep" Vincent Price HBO @ 8am & 4pm "Spider-Man" Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie followed by an hour ep of The Twilight Zone History Channel, 10am "Search For Life On Mars" & "History's Mysteries" TNT @ 10am "Jackie Chan's 1st Strike" TBS @ 10:15am/1:15pm "Batman & Robin" repeated in 12 hours Mystery @ 10:30am/1:30pm EST "The Crimson Cult" Boris Karloff Comedy Central, 11am Nothing But Trouble Cinemax @ 11am "Baby Bedlam" (2001, Joe Piscopo) Encore @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST "Total Recall" TNT @ noon "Rumble In The Bronx" Jackie Chan Sci-Fi @ 12:30pm Screamers TNT @ 2pm "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Showtime @ 2pm RoboCop 3 TMC @ 2:30pm & 12:35am "Soul Survivors" TNT @ 4pm "Bats" (1999) & "Tremors" (1990) Mystery @ 5pm/8pm EST "Silence Of The Lambs" & "The 7th Sign" AMC @ 5:35pm & 2:50am "Force 10 from Navarone" Harrison Ford TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes Sci-Fi @ 7pm "The Running Man" Schwarzenegger NBC @ 8pm "Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade" Sean Connery UPN @ 8pm "Outbreak" or "Lock Up" Stallone Cinemax @ 8pm & 4:15am "From Hell" (Johnny Depp) TBS @ 8:15/11:15pm EST "Blade" (1998) WGN @ 8:30/11:30pm EST "Death Wish" Lifetime @ 9pm "Medusa's Child" (1997) Family Channel, 10pm Planes Trains & Automobiles Encore @ 10:35pm/1:35am EST The Fly 2 TMC @ 11pm "Jeepers Creepers" TNT @ 2am Beetlejuice! USA Network, 2am The Flintstones TMC @ 2:05am Children Of The Corn: Revelation TNT @ 4am "Firestarter" (1984) Drew Barrymore, George C. Scott Starz @ 5:20/8:20am EST "Kull the Conqueror" a Conan copy followed by "Problem Child" 5/25 Sun TNT @ 7am "Tremors" (1990) TMC @ 7:30 "Hook" Dustin Hoffman vs. Robin Williams Cinemax @ 8:45 "Pearl Harbor 2: Pearlmageddon" Sci-Fi @ 9am "Amityville" 2 & 3 HBO @ 9:30 Look Who's Talking Too Comedy Central, 11am The Out-of-Towners Goldie Hawn escapes N.Y. TNT @ 11am "Austin Powers, Internat. Man of Mystery" Encore @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST Darkman TMC @ noon "Texas Rangers" Cinemax @ 1:05pm "Black Cat Run" & "Big" TMC @ 1:30 & 10pm "Scary Movie 2" TNN @ 1:30 007 movie You Only Live Twice (1967) Encore @ 2:35/5:35 EST "Die Hard" Bruce Willis followed by "The Mask" Sci-Fi @ 3pm The Exorcist, Part 2 TBS @ 3pm/6pm EST "Blade" & "Eraser" Schwarzenegger HBO @ 3:30pm & 12:10am "Enough" An abused wife learns karate... TNN @ 4pm 007 movie Live & Let Die Cinemax @ 4:35pm & 12:35am "Collateral Damage" Schwarzenegger vs terrorists Starz @ 5pm/8pm EST "Kull the Conqueror" Bravo @ 5pm "One False Move" Bill Paxton Comedy Central, 5pm "2001:A Space Travesty" Leslie Nielsen Sci-Fi @ 5pm Exorcist 3 HBO @ 5:30 "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history A&E @ 6pm "Columbo: Strange Bedfellows" (1995) Cinemax @ 6:30 "Night Of The Creeps" ABC @ 7pm "Toy Story" Tom Hanks, Tim Allen Lifetime, 7pm "Dean Koontz's Sole Survivor" (2000) Sci-Fi @ 7pm "The Ninth Gate" (1999) & "The Faculty" USA Network, 7pm "The President's Man" (2000) Chuck Norris A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Bob Hope (2 hours) Starz @ 8:50/11:50pm "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie) followed by "Poison Ivy" USA Network, 9pm "The President's Man 2:A Line In The Sand" History Channel, 9pm & 1am "The Horrors of Hussein" Mystery @ 9:05pm/12:05am EST, Rod Serling's Night Gallery 24-hour marathon TBS @ 9:30pm/12:30am EST "Nowhere To Run" Jean-Caude Van Damme Cinemax @ 10pm "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone" TNT @ 10:30 "Money Train" (1995) Wesley Snipes Sci-Fi @ 11:30pm Darkman part 2 & 3 Showtime @ 12:30am "Thelma & Louise" TNT @ 12:30am "Switchback" (1997) Dennis Quaid TMC @ 3am RoboCop 1 Cinemax @ 4:30am "Dark Asylum" Paulina Porizkova Cinemax @ 6:15am "The In-Laws" Peter Falk 5/26 Memorial Day: Sci-Fi @ 7am Star Trek (1960s episodes) 12 hours A&E @ 8am "Murder She Wrote" eps marathon Encore @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Planet of the Apes" marathon: Planet Of The Apes "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" Escape From The Planet Of The Apes Conquest of the Planet of the Apes Battle for the Planet of the Apes Showtime @ 8:40am "The Big Brawl" Jackie Chan TMC @ 9am "Spy Kids" TNN @ 9am "Kickboxer" & "Kickboxer 2" HBO @ 11:30am Planet Of The Apes (2001) TMC @ 12:25pm & 7:15pm "Legally Blonde" repeated 4:05am Comedy Central, 1pm "2001:A Space Travesty" Leslie Nielsen TMC @ 2:05pm & 12:30am "Flatliners" Cinemax @ 4:15pm "13 Ghosts" Animal Planet @ 5pm/7pm/9pm "Cybermutt" (2002) Judd Nelson TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Dinner & a Movie" Pretty Woman (1990) followed by "John Grisham's The Client" TNN @ 5pm "Missing In Action 2" Chuck Norris WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST Terminator 2 AMC @ 5:15pm "Tora Tora Tora!" & "Von Ryan's Express" TMC @ 5:45pm "Spy Kids" Cinemax @ 6pm "Home Alone 2" TNN @ 7pm "Kickboxer" Jean Claude Van Damme Disney Channel, 8pm "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" (1989) TMC @ 9pm "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" HBO @ 12:15am "Resident Evil" Cinemax @ 12:40am "Tell Me No Lies" TNT @ 2a Child's Play here's Chuckie! Cinemax @ 2:05am Children Of The Corn: The Gathering TNT @ 4am Godzilla 2000 HBO @ 5:05am Staphen King's "Stand By Me" 5/27 Tue AMC @ 6:50am Abbott & Costello Go To Mars Mystery @ 6:45/9:45am EST Vincent Price "Master Of The World" followed by "The Haunted Palace" A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Spiral Staircase" (1946) FX @ 12pm Ford Fairlane Mystery @ 1:15/4:15pm EST Play Misty For Me AMC @ 2:15pm "Chinatown" (Jack Nicholson) USA Network @ 3pm "Hard Target" Cinemax @ 3:35pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" Bravo @ 4pm & 3am "Magic" (1978) Anthony Hopkins AMC @ 5:45 "Von Ryan's Express" (1965) Cinemax @ 7pm "The Godfather" (Marlon Brando) FX @ 7:30pm & 11pm "Starship Troopers" (1997) TMC @ 7:30pm Children Of The Corn: Revelation Disney Channel, 8pm "RocketMan" (1997) USA Network @ 8pm "Desert Heat" & "KnockOff" (Jean Claude Van Dame) Lifetime @ 9pm "Mother Knows Best" (1997) TNN @ 9pm "The Usual Suspects" (1995) TBS @ 10:15pm/1:15am EST "Assassins" (1995) Stallone TMC @ 11pm "Jeepers Creepers" (2001) & "Thug Life" TCM @ 11:30pm/2:30am "Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" (1932) followed by "Night Nurse" (1931) TNT @ 2:30am Godzilla 2000 Encore @ 2:30am/5:30am EST "Airplane!" Cinemax @ 3:30am "I, Madman" (1989) TMC @ 3:45am Howling 2 Encore @ 4:35/7:35am EST "13 Days" followed by "The Adv of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother" 5/29 Thurs Hallmark Channel, midnight - 2 "Banacek" movies (George Peppard) TBS @ 12am/3am EST "Nemesis" (1992, set in 2027) Encore @ 12:40/3:40am "Pumpkinhead" AMC @ 1am "The Good The Bad & the Ugly" (direcor's cut) Showtime @ 1:35am "The Suicide Club" (2000) & "Thieves Like Us" TMC @ 2:15am "Raptor" TNT @ 3:30am "Maverick" (Mel Gibson) Showtime @ 5:30am "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" TMC @ 5:30am "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver) TMC @ 7:35am "Operation Thunderbolt" Comedy Central, 8am "White Men Can't Jump" HBO @ 8am Look Who's Talking Too AMC @ 8:25am "Sunset Boulevard" narrated by a floating corpse Showtime @ 9am "Little Monsters" Fred Savage, Howie Mandell HBO @ 9:30am & 9pm "Spider-Man" & "Pootie Tang" Sci-Fi @ 11am Twilight Zone episodes 5-hour marathon Starz @ 1:45pm/4:45 EST "Problem Child" followed by "Kull the Conqueror" (a Conan copy) Cinemax @ 2pm & 10pm Arnold in "Collateral Damage" (2002) Comedy Central, 3pm "Another You" (1991) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder HBO @ 3pm "The Witches" USA Network, 3pm "Street Fighter" (Raul Julia) Lifetime @ 4pm "Stalking Laura" (1993) Richard Thomas TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Groundhog Day" Bill Murray in a time loop AMC @ 5:35pm "Hindenburg" (1975) George C. Scott vs. Nazis VH1 @ 6:30pm "Wild Things" (1998) Matt Dillon HBO @ 6:45pm Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Velocity Trap" (1997) & "Epoch" (2000) TBS @ 7:20pm/10:20 EST Ghostbusters (1984) & "Stripes" ABC @ 8pm "Alien 4: Resurrection" (1997) WB @ 8pm - Robert Picardo guests on "Sabrina" rerun A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Alec Guinness (OB-1) Oxygen @ 8pm Hitchcock's "Vertigo" (1958) repeated Fri 1pm AMC @ 8:10pm & 12:20am "Airport 1975" Charlton Heston Starz @ 8:20pm/11:20 EST John Carpenter's "Vampires" A&E @ 9pm & 1am "Columbo: Murder, Smoke & Shadows" (1989) Discovery Channel, 9pm "Wild Child, The Story of Feral Children" Bravo @ 10pm "My Favorite Blonde" (1942) USA Network, 10pm "Legionnaire" Jean-Claude Van Damme AMC @ 10:05pm & 2:20am Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle TMC @ 11pm "Flatliners" TBS @ 11:50pm/2:50am Ghostbusters (1984) Cinemax @ 1:10am Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation 5/30 Fri Starz @ 6:20am/9:20EST "Memoirs Of An Invisible Man" followed by "Spy Hard" AMC @ 8:20am "The Court Jester" (Danny Kaye) Showtime @ 9:30am "Orca" (1977) a Jaws copy Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm Hercules episodes TMC @ 11:45am & 7:30pm "Scary Movie 2" repeated 5:05am Encore @ 11:45am/2:45pm EST Darkman Cinemax @ 12:35pm "13 Ghosts" (2001) Starz @ 1:30/4:30 EST "Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even" A&E @ 2pm "Blue Thunder" (1983) AMC @ 2:05pm "Short Circuit" (1986) & "Dreamscape" Cinemax @ 2:30pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Showtime @ 2:35pm & 5:30am "Company Man" (Sigourney Weaver) Comedy Central, 3pm Throw Momma From The Train Cinemax @ 4:15pm "From Hell" (Johnny Depp) & "Wicked" (1998) TMC @ 4:25pm "Crocodile Dundee in L.A." & "Soul Survivors" WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Romancing The Stone" a Trenchcoat remake AMC @ 6:05pm They Live (1988) TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST "The Cheap Detective" (Peter Falk) UPN @ 8pm "Cyborg" (1989) Pax @ 8pm "Mary Higgins Clark's Before I Say Goodbye" AMC @ 8pm Rosemary's Baby This is no dream Disney Channel, 8pm "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" Family Channel, 8pm "City Slickers" Killed anyone today? TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Assassins" (1995) Stallone USA Network @ 8pm "The Order" Jean-Claude Van Damme, Charlton Heston Mystery @ 8:20pm/11:10 EST Ffolks Roger Moore vs Tony Perkins TNT @ 9pm "The Glimmer Man" (1996) Steven Seagal Hallmark Channel, 9pm/12am "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" Kurt Russell TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "Murder By Death" (Peter Falk) Bravo @ 10pm "The Imposters" (1998) Cinemax @ 10pm "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls" USA Network, 10pm "Derailed" Van Damme vs terrorists on a train AMC @ 10:40pm Tales From The Crypt (1972) followed by CryptEps episodes @ 12:35am, 3:05am & 3:35am TCM @ 11pm/2am EST "Diabolique" (1955) TMC @ 12am "Indecent Behavior 4" TNT @ 1am Conan the Barbarian TCM @ 1am/4am EST "The World, The Flesh & The Devil" (1959) the last 3 people on Earth are a white woman, a black man, & a racist AMC @ 1:05am "The Scars Of Dracula" (1970) Christopher Lee USA Network, 2am Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story Starz @ 2:05 "Cabin Boy" sci-fi/fantasy/comedy TNT @ 3:30 "Island Of Dr Moreau" (1996) Val Kilmer TMC @ 3:35 Daughters Of Satan (1972) Tom Selleck Bravo @ 4am Company Of Wolves AMC @ 4:05 "Raising Cain" (1992) John Lithgow HBO @ 4:20 "Lethal Weapon 3" 5/31 Sat TMC @ 6:30am & 9pm "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver) Cinemax @ 6:35 "Tarzan's Hidden Jungle" (1955) HBO @ 7am "My Best Freind's A Vampire" (1988) TNT @ 7am "Ghost Dad" (1990) Cinemax @ 7:50 "Jewel of the Nile" Romancing The Stone sequel TMC @ 8:35pm & 1:05am "Texas Rangers" Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie episode TNT @ 9am Adventures in Babysitting (1987) USA Network, 10am Heathers (1989) TBS @ 10:15am/1:15pm EST "The Shining" (1980) Here's Jack Nicholson! Comedy Central, 11am & 11:30pm "The Burbs" Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern Cinemax @ 11am Hot Shots! Part Deux SciFi @ 11am Godzilla movies TNT @ 11am Trading Places (1983) Cinemax @ 12:30pm John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars FX @ 1pm "Lethal Weapon" 1 & 2 TNT @ 1:30pm Lost In Space (1998) Family Channel, 2pm City Slickers (1991) USA Network, 2pm "Street Fighter" (1994) Van Damme Showtime, 2:05 "Backdraft" (Kurt Russell) AMC @ 2:55 "Mister Roberts" (Henry Fonda, Betsy Palmer) Lifetime, 3pm "Robin Cook's Mortal Fear" (1994) Mystery, 3:15/6:15pm EST Play Misty For Me Bravo @ 4pm "Lord of the Flies" USA Network, 4pm "Timecop" (1994) Van Damme Family Channel,4:30 City Slickers 2 Sci-Fi @ 5pm "Spiders" (2000), "Arachnid" (2001), "Fangs" TNN @ 5pm Friday the 13th, part 5: A New Beginning AMC @ 5:20 Rosemary's Baby This is no dream FX @ 6pm "Armageddon" (1998) TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST Arnold in "Eraser" (1996) UPN @ 8pm Arnold in Terminator 2 AMC @ 8pm & 11:45pm Halloween 4 HBO @ 8pm & 4:35am The Time Machine (2002 remake) USA Network, 8pm & 12am "Hard Target" (Van Damme) & "Replicant" (2001) Cinemax @ 8:15 "Kiss Of The Dragon" (Jet Li) WGN @# 8:30/11:30pm EST Poltergeist Part 2 & 3 TBS @ 9:15pm/12:15am EST The Shawshank Redemption AMC @ 9:50pm & 1:35am Halloween 5, the Revenge of Michael Myers Cinemax, 10pm & 5:05am "Eight Legged Freaks" (2002) & "Panic Room" Hallmark Channel, 12am-3am Alfred Hitchcock episodes TBS @ 12:15/3:15am EST "Next Of Kin" (Patrick Swayze) TNT @ 2am Arnold in "Last Action Hero" TMC @ 2:35 "Pet Sematary 2" HBO @ 2:55 "Joy Ride" Sci-Fi @ 3am "Subspecies 4" Bravo @ 4am "One False Move" AMC @ 5:35 "Hellcats of the Navy" Showtime, 5:35 "Critical Condition" (Richard Pryor) followed by "I Love Trouble" @ 7:30am HBO @ 6:15 Canadian Bacon TNT @ 6:30 "Kelly's Heroes" Animal Planet, 7am "Cybermutt" (2003, Judd Nelson)
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