4/3 Sat: AMC @ 12:25am "The Giant Gila Monster"
USA Net @ 1am "Basic Instinct"
HBO @ 1:40 "The Crow 2: City of Angels"
AMC @ 1:45 Puppet Master
TBS @ 2am & 8am "Troop Beverly Hills" (Shelley Long)
Showtime, 3am "DotCom for Murder"
HBO @ 3:10 "American Psycho 2: All-American Girl"
AMC @ 3:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
USA Net @ 3:30 "Prom Night" (thriller)
Cinemax, 3:40 "The Tuxedo" (Jackie Chan)
TMC @ 3:45 "Dangerous Game"
AMC @ 6am "3 Stooges" day-long marathon to 11:35am Sunday
TNT @ 6am "The Dirty Dozen"
HBO @ 8am "A Mighty Wind"
TNT @ 9am "Rocky" movies marathon
Mystery, 12:10, 8pm & 3:40am 007 spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
USA Net @ 1pm Fear (Wes Craven)
TNT @ 4pm Rocky 4 I must break you (Dolph Lundgren)
Lifetime, 5pm "The Lottery" (people swear it really happened)
SciFi @ 11PM DEAN KOONTZ "MR. MURDER" - 6 hours
Bravo @ 8pm Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito)
HBO @ 8pm "Identity"
TMC @ 8pm The American President (before Monica)
NBC @ 11:30 Saturday Nite Live host Donald Trump You're fired!
Wam @ 12:30am "Tremors"
Starz @ 12:40 "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
SciFi @ 3am "ROSWELL" (2 hours)
3am - turn your clock sideways (DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!)
SciFi @ 4am "ROSWELL" (2 hours)
TNT @ 4am Bram Stoker's Dracula
4/4 Sun: TBS @ 6am & 1:30pm "King Ralph" (John Goodman inherits England)
AMC @ 7:50 "The 3 Stooges Meet Hercules"
Showtime, 8:30 Ghoulies They'll get you in the end
Comedy Central, 9am & 4pm "Say It Isn't So"
HBO @ 9am & 5:15pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
SciFi @ 9am "Taken" (miniseries)
AMC @ 9:35 "The 3 Stooges Go Around The World In A Daze" (Jules Verne spoof)
Cartoon Net @ 10am "The Pagemaster"
WGN @ 10am "Johnny Dangerously"
Cinemax, 10:30 "Armed & Dangerous" (John Candy)
VH1 @ 10:30 & 4pm "Space Jam"
TNT @ 11am Blast From The Past
AMC @ 11:35 "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
Bravo, 12pm "City Slickers 2" (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance)
Showtime, 12pm "Cherry 2000" (set in the future year of 2000)
Spk (TNN) 1pm 007 (Connery) in "You Only Live Twice"
TNT @ 1pm "Field Of Dreams" If you build it, they will come
Showtime, 1:45 "Rollerball"
A&E @ 2pm "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
Comedy Central, 2pm "The Beverly Hillbillies" (Jim Varney)
Bravo @ 2:30 Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito)
Cinemax, 2:30 "Mortal Thoughts"
Family Channel, 3pm "Don't Look Behind You"
HBO @ 3:30 "Black Knight"
TBS @ 3:30 "Pleasantville"
USA Net, 3:30 "First Blood" (Rambo 1)
Spk (TNN) 4pm 007 (Connery) in "Never Say Never Again"
Showtime, 5:45 "The Sum of all Fears"
AMC @ 6pm & 3am "Fletch Lives" (in a spooky Louisiana mansion)
ABC @ 7pm The 10 Commandments (Charlton Heston)
SciFi @ 7pm "Gulliver's Travels" (Ted Danson, 4 hours)
Starz Kids, 8pm & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
Spk (TNN) 8pm "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
Bravo @ 9pm Waterworld
Wam @ 9pm & 2am Back To The Future
AMC @ 9:30 "Tough Guys"
Cinemax, 10pm "Minority Report" (sci fi)
Action, 10pm & 3:45am Blade 2
SciFi @ 11pm "Tripping the Rift" Chode sell his soul to the Devil
Action @ 12am RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
TBS @ 12am "Midnight In The Garden Of Good & Evil"
Showtime, 12:15 "Novocaine" You'll be a dentist
Cinemax, 12:30 "Total Romance: Initiation" (thriller)
HBO @ 12:50 "Showdown In Little Tokyo" (Dolph Lundgren)
AMC @ 1am "Doctor Detroit" (Dan Aykroyd)
Mystery, 1am "10 to Midnight"
Encore, 1:15 "Shadow Conspiracy"
USA Net @ 1:30 "Derailed" (Jean Claude Van Damme)
TMC @ 2am Terminal Countdown
ABC @ 2:20 "The Plague" (1992) William Hurt
SciFi @ 3am Pantasm 4
Encore @ 3am "Flatliners"
Starz @ 4:05 "Undercover Brother"
Encore @ 5am "Zorro, the Gay Blade" (George Hamilton as twins)
Action @ 5:45 "In The Year 2889"
Mystery, 6:45 "The Third Man" (Orson Welles)
4/5 Mon: Action @ 7:10 & 11:40pm "Darkness Falls"
USA Net @ 10:30 "The Substitute 2: School's Out"
HBO @ 11am & 8pm "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
HBO2 @ 1pm "Spider-Man"
AMC @ 4:05 & 2:20am "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
HBO @ 5pm Batman Forever
WGN @ 5pm "Defenseless"
Cinemax2 @ 5:20 "Space Truckers" (Dennis Hopper)
Starz, 5:30 Ernest Goes To School
Mystery @ 6:20 & 2:45am "Shattered"
Cinemax @ 6:30 & 2:15am "Ghost Ship"
AMC @ 8pm Harry & The Hendersons now that's a big foot
Family Channel, 8pm "The Haunting of Seacliff Inn"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "True Crime" looks at the deadly tower
Cinemax, 8pm "Dreamcatcher"
Starz Kids @ 8pm, 12am & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
Action @ 8:05 "Scream" (it's a scream)
USA Net @ 9pm "The Substitute" (pay attention, class)
TMC @ 9:30 "Windtalkers"
Mystery @ 9:30 "Diabolique"
TBS @ 10:10 & 8am "Turner & Hooch" (Tom Hanks)
SciFi @ 11pm "Ultraviolet" (miniseries, part 1 of 3)
Spk (TNN) 11pm "Stripperella" vs. the Werebeaver
Starz @ 11:15 "Holes" (with lizards down in them)
Mystery, 11:20 "Deep Cover"
NBC @ 11:35 - Jay Leno, guest David Duchovny
TMC @ 11:45 "Gorky Park"
AMC @ 12:20 Harry & The Hendersons John Lithgow meets Big Foot
Action @ 1:10 "Bad Company"
Mystery, 1:10 "Wild Things 2"
Wam @ 3am "NeverEnding Story 3" (will it never end?)
Starz @ 1:15 "Uninvited Guest"
Encore @ 2:05 The Omen (Gregory Peck vs. Damien)
Cinemax, 3:50 "Donnie Darko"
TNT @ 4am "The Neighbors" (1981) Dan Aykroyd
Encore @ 6:05 "The Adv. of Baron Munchausen"
4/6 Tue: HBO2 @ 7:30 Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
USA Net @ 9am "Quarantine" (2000) & "Runaway Virus"
Action @ 9am, 4pm & 12:20am "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Mystery @ 9:20 & 4:20pm "Rapture"
TMC @ 9:35 & 9:45pm "Clockstoppers" (2002)
Starz @ 10:30 & 10:35pm "The Bourne Identity"
Mystery @ 11:45 & 8pm "The Final Curtain"
FX @ Noon Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Wam @ 12pm "NeverEnding Story 3" (will it never end?)
Mystery @ 1:10 "Murder Is Easy" (Bill Bixby)
HBO2 @ 2pm "A Mighty Wind" (2003 comedy)
Wam @ 2pm "Weird Science" eps
Starz @ 2:30 & 9pm "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
USA Net @ 3pm "The Substitute" (pay attention, class)
HBO @ 4pm "8-Legged Freaks" (2002)
HBO2 @ 4:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" (Terry Kieser as the corpse)
Starz @ 5:45 "Little Secrets"
Cinemax, 6pm "Murder By Numbers"
SciFi @ 7pm The Beast (with tentacles, 4 hours)
Action, 7pm "Omega Doom"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Will Smith (Independance Day)
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "DOA" (1988)
Disney Channel, 8pm "Meet The Deedles"
Starz Kids @ 8pm, 12am & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
HBO @ 8pm "Identity"
Cinemax, 8pm Volcano (in downtown L.A.)
Showtime, 8pm "The Usual Suspects"
TBS @ 8pm "Outbreak"
Action, 8:30 "Vampire Hunter D"
USA Net @ 9pm "Congo"
Mystery, 9:30 & 3:45am "Long Time Dead"
AMC @ 10pm & 2am "A Kiss Before Dying" (1991) Max Von Sydow
Action @ 10pm Aliens
Cinemax, 10pm "Femme Fatale"
TBS @ 10:40 "Cape Fear" (1991)
SciFi @ 11pm "Ultraviolet" (part 2 of 3)
TMC @ 11:30 "Uninvited Guest"
CBS @ 11:35 - David Letterman, guest Bruce Willis (Die Hard)
Showtime, 11:35 Children Of The Corn: Revelation
Encore @ 11:50 And Now For Something Completely Different
Cinemax, 12am "Exposed"
Showtime, 1am "Beyond the City Limits"
Encore @ 1:20 "The Adv. of Baron Munchausen"
Starz @ 2:10 "Soul Assassin"
TMC @ 2:35 "The Big Brawl" (1980) Jackie Chan
SciFi @ 3am Tales From A Parallel Universe (part 1 of 4)
Cinemax, 3:05 "House of 1000 Corpses"
HBO @ 3:50 "May" (horror)
AMC @ 4am "This Gun For Hire"
TNT @ 4am King Kong Lives
TMC @ 4:15 "Cement" (thriller)
Cinemax, 4:40 "Persons Unknown"
Mystery, 6:05 "Murder In Paradise"
4/7 Wed: Mystery @ 7:45 Jules Verne's "Master Of The World" (Vincent Price)
TMC @ 11am "The Stepdaughter" (2000)
AMC @ 11:30 Roger Corman's "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" (1967)
HBO2 @ Noon "Catch Me If You Can"
USA Net @ 2:30 "Congo" (1995)
HBO2 @ 3pm "Cruel & Unusual" (2001)
AMC @ 3:30 Hitchcock's "Charade" (1963)
HBO @ 3:30 "Mission Impossible" (1996)
Action @ 4:20 & 10pm "Shanghai Knights" (Jackie Chan)
Encore, 4:30 "Harry & Tonto" (Art Carny)
WGN @ 5pm "Striptease" (Demi Moore comedy made as a drama)
AMC @ 6pm "DOA" (1988)
Cinemax, 6pm "Biker Boyz"
Wam @ 6pm & 1am "The Scorpion King"
Showtime, 6:15 Novocaine (2001)
Mystery, 6:35 & 4:50am "Haunted Honeymoon"
SciFi @ 7pm "Firestarter: Rekindled" (4 hours)
HBO @ 7:15 "Solaris"
AMC @ 8pm Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
Disney Channel, 8pm "The 13th Year" (the son of a mermaid)
Starz Kids @ 8pm, 12am & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
Action @ 8pm "Snake In The Eagle's Shadow"
Wam @ 8pm "Weird Science" eps
Lifetime, 9pm "Earthquake In New York"
Starz @ 9pm "The Hot Chick"
Mystery @ 9:45 007 spoof "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
ABC @ 10pm Stephen King's "Kingdom Hospital" (new ep)
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:15am "Dreamcatcher"
TBS @ 10pm "Tango & Cash"
AMC @ 10pm Conan the Destroyer: Conan 2
SciFi @ 11pm "Ultraviolet" (part 3 of 3)
HBO @ 12am "Black Knight"
TBS @ 12am Highlander: The Final Dimension
Action @ 12am "The Big Brawl" (Jackie Chan)
AMC @ 12:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
Black Starz @ 12:40 Action Jackson
Mystery, 1:15 "Dahmer"
HBO2 @ 1:15 Escape From L.A. Call me Plissken
TBS @ 2am "Contact"
TMC @ 2am Stepfather 3
USA Net, 2am "My Stepson, My Lover"
Wam @ 2:35 Poe's "The Tomb of Ligeia" (Vincent Price)
AMC @ 3am Conan the Destroyer: Conan 2
SciFi @ 3am Tales From A Parallel Universe: Supernova
HBO @ 3:15 "Dark Asylum"
Action, 4:50 & 2:35pm "Hellcats Of The Navy" (Nancy & Ronald Reagan)
Starz @ 6am "Krippendorf's Tribe" (Richard Dreyfuss)
Encore, 6:10 "The Secret Of Nimh"
Action @ 6:20 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Mystery, 6:20 "The Shadow On The Window"
HBO @ 6:30 "The Amazing Zorro" (2002)
4/8 Thur: HBO2 @ 7am "Ishtar" (1987)
Showtime, 7am "Varian's War" (2000) William Hurt vs. Nazis
Encore, 7:35 "White Nights"
Mystery @ 7:35 & 1:35pm "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" (Tori Spelling)
Starz @ 7:45, 5pm & 12:05am "Anger Management"
TMC @ 8am "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course" (2002)
Action @ 8:15, 4pm & 11:50pm Batman (movie)
Black Starz @ 8:20 & 4:20pm The Last Dragon
USA Net @ 9am "The Expendables" (2000)
Mystery, 9:10 & 4:40 "The Drowning Pool"
Showtime, 9:15 "They Went That-Away & That Away" (1978 comedy)
TMC @ 9:35 & 4:25pm "The Last Word" (1979)
HBO @ 10am Batman Forever (1995)
Encore, 10:05 Irwin Allen's "When Time Ran Out"
Action, 10:10 & 8:15pm Godzilla vs. Mothra
USA Net @ 11am "Raw Deal" (1986) Schwarzenegger
TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "A Tale Of 2 Cities" (1935) don't lose your head
Starz @ 11:30 "Toys"
Action @ 12:50 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Showtime, 1:30 "Car 54, Where Are You?" (1994)
Starz @ 1:35 & 9pm "Undercover Brother"
Lifetime, 2pm "A Colder Kind Of Death" (2001)
Showtime, 3pm "Mystery Date" (1991) & "Super Dave"
AMC @ 3pm "The Conqueror" (John Wayne as Genghis Khan)
Encore, 3:05 "Shadow Conspiracy"
Mystery @ 3:10 & 9:40 "High Heels & Low Lifes"
HBO2 @ 4pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell)
HBO @ 4:15 "The Pallbearer" (comedy)
AMC @ 5:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
Cinemax, 6:30 "Kiss Of Death"
SciFi @ 7pm Philip Jose Farmer's "Riverworld"
UPN @ 8pm "Fatherland" (set 20 yrs after Nazis win WW2)
Bravo, 8pm "The Professional"
HBO @ 8pm "Swimfan"
HBOS @ 8pm "Dog Day Afternoon"
TBS @ 8pm "Contact"
TMC @ 8pm "Get Shorty"
FX @ 8pm "A Simple Plan" (1998)
Cinemax, 8:15 "Risky Business"
Lifetime, 9pm "Summer Of Fear" (1996)
Encore @ 9:30 "Platoon"
AMC @ 10pm @ 2:30am "The Undefeted" (John Wayne)
History Channel, 10pm "Real Pontius Pilate: Man Who Killed Christ"
Showtime, 10pm "Penn & Teller: Bull***t" (new ep)
TBS @ 11:10 "Dark City"
SciFi @ 12am "Tripping the Rift" ep
Cinemax, 12:05 "The Mummy's Kiss" (2003 direct-to-video)
HBO @ 1am Children Of The Corn: The Gathering
USA Net @ 1:30 "First Blood" (Rambo 1)
Cinemax, 1:35 "Pretty When You Cry" (thriller)
TNT @ 2am "Superman"
HBO @ 2:30 "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger)
SciFi @ 3am Tales From A Parallel Universe: Eating Pattern
HBO @ 4:20 "Welcome to Woop Woop" (1997) Rod Taylor
Showtime, 4:30 "Cyber Tracker"
HBO @ 6am "The Spider & The Fly"
Showtime, 6:15 "Wilder Napalm" (a pyromaniac love story)
HBO2 @ 6:30 "Mom & Dad Save The World" (Teri Garr)
4/9 Fri: HBO @ 7:30 & 5:15pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets" (2002)
TMC @ 7:30 & 3pm "Eddie & The Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives" (1989)
TCM @ 8am/11am EST "The Lost Squadron" (1932)
Showtime, 8:15 "Walk Like A Man" (Howie Mandel raised by wolves)
HBO2 @ 8:30 Tim Burton's Mars Attacks
Cinemax, 9am "Sharky's Machine"
TMC @ 9am "Avalanche" (1999)
HBO2 @ 10am "Shallow Hal"
HBO @ 10:30 "Code Name: Wolverine" (1996)
Encore, 4:15 "Adv. of Baron Munchausen"
Mystery, 4:35 Poe's "Conqueror Worm"
Wam @ 6pm "The Master Of Disguise"
Showtime, 6:05 "We Were Soldiers" (2002) Mel Gibson
Mystery, 6:10 & 12:50am "The House Of Dies Drear"
Encore, 6:30 "Black Dog"
Action @ 6:30 & 3:50am "Reign Of Fire"
AMC @ 8pm & 4:30am "War Of The Worlds" by H.G. Wells
Encore @ 8pm & 9:15am "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
Starz Kids @ 8pm, 12am & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
UPN @ 8pm "Game Over" new ep.
Pax @ 8pm Making of "The Passion"
Disney Channel, 8pm "Atlantis: Milo's Return"
Lifetime, 8pm "Swing Shift" (Goldie Hawn in WW2)
TBS @ 8pm & 12am "Deep Rising"
TMC @ 8pm Halloween: Resurrection
TNT @ 8pm & 10pm "Swordfish"
Action @ 8:15 "Let's Get Harry"
Cartoon Net @ 9pm "Star Wars Clone Wars" new ep
Wam @ 9pm Back To The Future
Starz @ 9pm & 9:35am "Holes" (with lizards in them)
A&E @ 9:30 & 1:30am "Reservoir Dogs" (Harvey Keitel)
TMC @ 9:30 "Possessed" (2000)
AMC @ 9:45 & 2am "An American Werewolf In Paris"
Action @ 10pm "Toy Soldiers"
TBS @ 10pm Lost In Space
USA Net @ 10:30 "Touching Evil" (pilot movie)
Starz @ 11pm & 8am "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
History Channel, 11pm "Apocalypse: The Book of Revelation"
AMC @ 11:45 "Pinata, Survival Island"
Showtime, 11:45 "Penn & Teller: Bull***t" (new ep)
HBO, 11:50 "Double Team" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
TNT @ 12am "Snake Eyes"
Wam @ 1am & 10am "NeverEnding Story 3"
TMC @ 1:05 "Backflash"
HBO @ 1:25 Hellraiser: Bloodline
AMC @ 1:30 & 4am Tales From The Crypt eps Werewolf Concerto & Curiosity Killed
Action @ 1:50 Blade 2
TNT @ 2am "Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind"
Starz @ 2:15 The Fly
SciFi @ 3am Tales From A Parallel Universe: Giga Shadow
Cinemax2 @ 3:45 Judge Dredd in the Future!
Starz Kids @ 4am, 8pm, & 12am Ernest Goes To Africa
TMC @ 4:05 Halloween: Resurrection
Cinemax @ 4:30 "Body Language"
TNT @ 5am "Ben-Hur" (Charlton Heston)
Encore, 5:05 "Ishtar"
TMC @ 5:35 "Shout At The Devil"
Cinemax @ 6am "Necessary Roughness" (Scott Bakula)
Mystery @ 6:20 "The Lady Vanishes"
Action @ 6:30 & 10pm "Darkness Falls"
4/10 Sat: TMC @ 7:45 & 2:45pm "My Giant"
Cinemax, 8am "Scooby-Doo" (live-action with Buffy)
TBS @ 8am "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Eddie Murphy)
Wam @ 8am "A Shot In The Dark"
Action @ 8am Green Hornet (Bruce Lee eps)
Starz @ 8am & 3:45pm "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
AMC @ 8:15 "Gun Fury"
Showtime, 8:30 "Hero"
SciFi @ 9am RoboCop miniseries to 5pm
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451"
Encore @ 9:15 "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
TMC @ 9:30 "Larger Than Life" (1996) Bill Murray
Starz @ 9:35 "Holes" (with lizards in them)
Comedy Central, 11am "The Jewel Of The Nile"
HBO @ 11am Anaconda
USA Net, 11am "Mallrats"
Encore, 11am "The Directors: George Lucas"
Cinemax, 11:30 & 6:45pm "Analyze That"
Action, 11:30, 8pm & 3:15am "Daylight"
Wam @ 11:39, 7:36pm & 3:37am "Weird Science" eps
AMC @ 12pm "Paint Your Wagon" (Clint Eastwood musical!)
TBS @ 12:30 "As Good As It Gets"
Mystery, 12:50 & 4:50am "Rapture"
Comedy Central, 1pm "Back To School"
Lifetime, 1pm "Death In Small Doses"
USA Net, 1pm "Cats & Dogs" Bad, bad talking cat
Action, 1:30 "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Disney Channel, 2pm "Atlantis: Milo's Return"
Family Channel, 2pm "Teen Witch"
Cinemax, 3pm "Trapped"
Action @ 3:20 & 10pm "Darkness Falls"
TNT @ 4pm "Conspiracy Theory"
Encore, 4pm & 3:40am "The Survivors"
HBO @ 4:15 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
TMC @ 4:30 & 1:30am "Get Shorty"
Lifetime, 5pm "A Stoning In Fulham County"
Cinemax, 5pm Volcano in downtown L.A.
SciFi @ 5pm "The Odyssey" (4 hours)
WGN @ 5pm "Defenseless"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "High Noon" (original version of "Outland")
Showtime, 5:45 "The Sum Of All Fears"
Family Channel, 6pm "Drive Me Crazy" (comedy)
Spk (TNN) 6pm "Fled"
Lifetime, 7pm "Prayer In The Dark" (Lynda Carter)
TNT @ 7pm "Snake Eyes"
WB @ 7:30 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
NBC @ 8pm "Men In Black"
Starz Kids @ 8pm, 12am & 4am Ernest Goes To Africa
Disney Cannel, 8pm "My Date With The President's Daughter"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Midway" (WW2) Charlton Heston
Showtime, 8pm "They" (horror)
VH1 @ 8pm The Blues Brothers
Mystery @ 8pm & 3am "Diabolique"
Cinemax, 8:30 "Ghost Ship"
WGN @ 8:30 RoboCop 2 Behave yourselves!
SciFi @ 9pm & 1am "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" (1997)
TNT @ 9pm "Swordfish"
Telemundo, 9pm Hercules In The Underworld ((1994) Kevin Sorbo
Showtime, 9:30 "Dracula 2: Ascension"
TMC @ 9:45 "Domestic Disturbance"
Cartoon Net, 10pm "Star Wars: Clone Wars"
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:50am "Malibu's Most Wanted" (comedy)
TBS @ 10pm Back To The Future: Part 3
SciFi @ 11pm "DeepStar 6"
TNT @ 11pm "Murder At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave"
TMC @ 11:15 "Windtalkers"
Mystery, 11:30 "Wild Things 2"
NBC @ 11:30 Saturday Night Live host Janet Jackson
Cinemax, 11:30 "Exposed"
Showtime, 11:30 "Penn & Teller: Bull***t!"
Encore, 12am "Copycat"
Lifetime, 12am "Robin Cook's Virus"
TBS @ 12:30 "Raising Arizona" (comedy)
Wam @ 12:45 Burt I. Gordon's "Food Of The Gods"
CBS @ 1am "Overboard" (Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell)
USA Net @ 1am The Addams Family
TNT @ 1:15 "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger) take your gun
Cinemax, 1:35 "Super Troopers"
Wam @ 2:15 Poe's "The Tomb Of Ligeia"
HBO @ 2:30 "Showdown In Little Tokyo" (Dolph Lundgren)
TBS @ 2:30 Back To The Future: Part 3
SciFi @ 3am "Lifeform"
USA Net @ 3am Addams Family Values
Cinemax, 3:15 "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"
TMC @ 3:15 "Killing Me Softly"
TNT @ 3:30 "Color Of Night"
Showtime, 4:15 Novocaine
4/11 Sun: Starz @ 6:30 Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
4/12 Mon: AMC @ 4am American Graffiti
HB02 @ 6am "Adv. of Pluto Nash"
HBO @ 8:30 "Black Night" & "Solaris" (2002)
Showtime, 9am "The Extreme Adv. of Super Dave" (2000)
Cinemax, 10am & 8pm "Malibu's Most Wanted"
Showtime, 11am "Walk Like A Man" (Howie Mandell's raised by wolves)
USA Net @ 11am "Billy Madison" (with Kolchak's Darren McGavin)
Showtime, 12:30 Once Bitten (Jim Carrey vs. female vampire)
AMC @ 3:30 Capricorn One
Showtime, 4pm "Mystery Date" (1991)
TMC @ 5:05 "Love & Death"
HBO @ 5:15 "Black Knight"
AMC @ 5:30 Silver Streak
Cinemax, 5:30 "Minority Report" (sci-fi)
4/13 Tue: TMC @ 5pm "Kickboxing Academy"
AMC @ 5:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
TMC @ 6:20 "The Stray"
HBO @ 6:30 "Ice Age" (CGI)
Bravo @ 8pm Waterworld
AMC @ 10:30 Jaws, The Revenge
SciFi @ 11pm "The Butcher's Wife" (sci-fi chick flick)
History Channel, 11:20 "Haunted History: Tombstone, Ariz"
Showtime, 11:30 "Ruthless People" (Danny DeVito comedy)
TMC @ 11:30 "Dangerous Game"
HBO @ Midnight "One Hour Photo" he's obsessed
Cinemax, 12:05 "Forbidden"
AMC @ 12:30 "Navy SEALs"
Showtime, 1:05 "Dahmer"
TBS @ 1:10 "Just Cause"
AMC @ 3am Jaws, The Revenge
TNT @ 3am "Superman 2"
Cinemax, 3:30 Nightmare On Elm Street 2
Showtime @ 4:15 Novocaine
HBO2 @ 6am "Powder" (1995)
4/14 Wed: HBO @ 7:30 & 4:30pm Star Trek V (the silly one)
HBO @ 9:30 "High Spirits" (in a haunted castle)
Cinemax2 @ 9:40 "Marooned" (aka MST3000's Space Travelers
Cinemax, 10am "Murder By Numbers" (2002)
HBO2 @ Noon "I-Spy" (Eddie Murphy as a man in black)
Showtime, Noon "Zelig" (1983)
TMC @ 1pm & 9:30 "Kill Me Later" (2001)
Lifetime, 2pm "Titanic" (2-part, concludes tomorrow 2pm)
HBO2 @ 4pm "Shallow Hal" (2001)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Gone With The Wind" Frankly, I don't give a damn
AMC @ 5:30 "Navy SEALs"
Cinemax, 6pm "Xchange" (thriller)
SciFi @ 7pm Peter Benchley's Creature (4 hours)
Showtime, 7pm Ghoulies they'll get you in the end
Starz @ 7:15 "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
WB @ 8pm "Smallville" ep, guest star Christopher Reeve
UPN @ 8pm: either an "Enterprise" rerun or movie Trading Places
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "Copland"
Disney Channel, 8pm "The Other Me" send in the clones
FX @ 8pm & 12am "Kiss Of The Dragon" (Jet Li, Bridget Fonda)
HBO2 @ 8pm "Eraser" (Schwarzenegger)
Cinemax, 8pm "Murder By Numbers"
Showtime, 8:30 Wes Craven's "They" (2002)
WB @ 9pm "Angel" ep, guest star Adam Baldwin
HBOS @ 9pm "Phonebooth" (2002)
Spk (TNN) 9pm "Coming To America" (Eddie Murphy's a prince)
Cinemax, 10pm & 3:30am "Malibu's Most Wanted" (comedy)
TBS @ 10pm "The 5th Element"
SciFi @ 11pm "Fangs"
HBO @ Midnight "Identity"
USA Net @ 12am "First Blood" (Rambo 1) & "Sudden Fury" @ 2am
TMC @ 12:35 "Ripper"
Showtime, 1:30 "Dirt Merchant" (comedy)
HBO @ 1:35 "Insomnia"
TBS @ 2:30 Godzilla 2000
TMC @ 2:30 "The Big Brawl" (Jackie Chan)
SciFi @ 3am "The Martian Chronicles"
HBO @ 3:35 "Tempted"
AMC @ 4am "French Connection 2"
TNT @ 4am Cobra
TMC @ 4:05 "First Degree"
Showtime, 4:45 Ghoulies they'll get you in the end
Showtime @ 6am "Cop & A Half"
Cinemax @ 7am Ernest Scared Stupid
HBO @ 7am "The Spider & The Fly"
4/15 Thu: sorry I haven't done listings for today yet, just too taxing
4/17 Sat: TNT @ 1am Spawn
Encore @ 3:05 The Bride (of Frankenstein)
Showtime, 3:15 Playmate Of The Apes (Planet of Apes spoof)
Cinemax, 7:45 The Lost Boys (with fangs)
Action @ 8am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Action @ 9am Batman (the Adam West movie)
SciFi @ 9:30 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers
HBO @ Noon Batman Forever
TBS @ 12:15 A League Of Their Own
TNT @ 1pm "Purgatory"
USA Net @ 1pm & 5pm "6 Days, 7 Nights" (Harrison Ford)
SciFi @ 1:30 Star Trek Generations
Cinemax2, 2pm The Time Machine
Bravo @ 3pm Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito)
WB @ 5pm Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993)
SciFi @ 6:30 Stargate (the Kurt Russell movie)
Action @ 6:50 Godzilla vs. Mothra
ABC @ 8pm The Mummy Returns (2001)
Encore, 8pm "Phenomenon" (1996)
WGN @ 8:30 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993)
Telemundo, 9pm Exorcist 3
Lifetime, 12am "Terror In The Mall"
HBO @ 12:20 "Solaris"
SciFi @ 1am "Ice"
TBS @ 1am "Sea Of Love" (Al Pacino)
TNT @ 1:30 "Murder Live!" (1997)
Action, 1:30 "The Island"
Cinemax, 1:40 "Dead Awake" (2001)
Encore, 1:40 "Death Wish 4"
AMC @ 1:45 & 7:30 "Patton" (George C. Scott)
HBO @ 2am "One Hour Photo" (he's obsessed)
Showtime, 2am "Penn & Teller: Bull***t"
Starz Kids, 2am Monsters, Inc
SciFi @ 3am "Nostradamus"
Cinemax, 3:15 "Night Of The Running Man"
TBS @ 3:30 "Single White Female"
TNT @ 3:30 "Guilty As Sin"
TMC @ 3:35 Halloween: Resurrection
HBO @ 3:40 "Double Team" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
TMC @ 5:05 "Touch" (1997)
HBO @ 5:15 "Head Of State" (Chris Rock for President)
Encore, 5:20 "Erik The Viking" (Monty Python)
Showtime, 5:30 "Swimming With Sharks"
Starz @ 6am Spielberg's Always
Cinemax, 6:30 "Body Heat"
TMC @ 6:45 & 2:05pm "Larger Than Life" (1996) Bill Murray
4/18 Sun: Encore @ 7:05 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
TBS @ 8am "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" (1992)
Starz Kids @ 8:10, 12:10 & 4:10 "The 3 Worlds of Gulliver"
SciFi @ 9am "Stephen King's The Night Flyer" (vampire)
Showtime, 9am & 4:30am "Cop & A Half"
TNT @ 9:30 "Hard To Kill"
Comedy Central, 10am "The Super" (Joe Pesci)
HBO @ 10am Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Starz @ 10am "Mr. Magoo" (Leslie Nelson)
USA Net @ 10am "Dragonheart"
SciFi @ 11am "Stephen King's The Shining" (6-hour remake)
Cinemax @ Noon "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (spy spoof)
WB @ Noon "The Perfect Wife" (2000)
Mystery, 12pm & 5:35am "Mother May I Sleep With Danger?" (Tori Spelling)
Family Channel, 12:30 "The Karate Kid" (wax on, wax off)
Spk (TNN) 1pm 007 in "For Your Eyes Only"
HBO @ 1:30 "Dances With Wolves"
TNT @ 1:30 Road House (Patrick Swayze)
Action @ 1:35, 10pm & 3:35am "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Cinemax, 1:35 & 10pm "Dreamcatcher"
Mystery, 1:35, 8pm & 2:20am "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
History Channel, 2pm "The Odessa File" (1974) Jon Voight
WB @ 2pm "The Contaminated Man" (2000) William Hurt
Fox @ 3pm "Summer Rental" (Dan Aykroyd, John Candy)
Encore, 3pm & 10pm "The 3 Musketeers"
USA Net @ 3pm "Spy Game"
AMC @ 4pm Harry & The Hendersons (John Lithgow vs. Bigfoot)
Cinemax, 4pm "The Fugitive"
Mystery @ 4:45 & 11:10 "Torso"
Encore @ 4:50 In The Mouth Of Madness
History Channel, 5pm The Boys From Brazil (Gregory Peck clones Hitler)
SciFi @ 5pm "Stephen King's Storm Of The Century" (6-hours)
TMC @ 5:30 "Rob Roy"
UPN @ 6pm "Muppet Treasure Island" (Long John Silver: Tim Curry)
AMC @ 6pm, 8pm & 12:30am "The Breakfast Club"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Murder By Numbers"
Showtime, 6:15 Wes Craven's "They"
VH1 @ 6:30 "Grease"
Encore, 6:30 "Black Dog"
Wam @ 7:32 "Weird Science" ep
Action @ 8pm "Scream" (it's a scream)
WB @ 8pm "Charmed" new ep
Spk (TNN) 8pm The Dead Pool Welcome to the jungle
Disney Channel, 8:30 & 10:20 "A Bug's Life" (CGI)
CBS @ 9pm "Along Came A Spider" (2001)
Mystery @ 9:35 Nightmare On Elm Street 5
Black Starz @ 10:15 Action Jackson
AMC @ 10:30 & 2:30am Harry & The Hendersons (John Lithgow vs. Bigfoot)
TBS @ 10:30 "G.I. Jane" (same star as The 7th Sign)
TMC @ 11:15 "Denial"
Encore, 11:50 "Flatliners"
TNT @ 12am "The Fan"
Showtime, 12:30 "Dracula 2: Ascension" & "Instinct To Kill"
Action @ 1am Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
TNT @ 2:30 Executive Power
Cinemax, 3am "The Mummy's Kiss" (direct-to-video)
SciFi @ 3am The Bates Motel
Starz @ 5:15 "Krippendorf's Tribe" (Richard Dreyfuss)
Showtime, 6am "Car 54, Where Are You?" (1994)
TMC @ 6am "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course" (2002)
4/19 Mon: HBO @ 7am Anaconda (1997)
Cinemax, 7:30 "The Right Stuff"
TMC @ 7:30 "Clockstoppers"
Encore @ 7:30 & 3:35pm "Dumb & Dumber"
USA Net @ 8am "The Musketeer" (2001) & "Spy Game"
Action @ 8:20 "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Encore @ 9:30 Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
AMC @ 11am "Fantastic Voyage" (1966) Raquel Welch
AMC @ 1:15 Dragnet
AMC @ 3pm "The Nutty Professor" (1963)
HBO @ 5pm "Awakenings"
Showtime, 5:35 "We Were Soldiers" (Mel Gibson)
TCM @ 6pm EST "Scene Of The Crime" (1949)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Scooby-Doo" (live-action starring Buffy)
ABC @ 8pm "What Lies Beneath" (2000) Harrison Ford
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "Fletch Lives" (in a spooky inherited mansion)
Bravo @ 8pm "Apollo 13" (1995) Houston, we have a problem
Disney Channel, 8pm "Pixel Perfect" (a rock star is computer generated)
HBO @ 8pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets" (2002)
AMC @ 10pm & 2am "History Of The World, Part 1" (Mel Brooks)
Cinemax, 10pm "Biker Boyz"
TBS @ 10:10 "The Net"
TMC @ 11:05 "Unforgettable" (thriller)
HBO @ 12am "Swimfan" (thriller)
Cinemax, 12am "Tell Me No Lies" & "Body Language"
Showtime, 12:45 "Dot-Com For Murder"
HBO @ 1:30 "Identity" (thriller)
TBS @ 2:15 "The Crush" (thriller)
HBO @ 3:05 "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger)
AMC @ 4am & 9:15 "Return of the Pink Panther" (Peter Sellers)
TMC @ 4am Poe's The Conqueror Worm (Vincent Price)
TNT @ 4am "Scorpion Spring" (1996)
Cinemax, 4:45 "The Shadow Men"
HBO @ 4:55 "Showdown In Little Tokyo" (Dolph Lundgren)
4/20 Tue: Showtime, 7am "Scandalous"
AMC @ 7:15 "History Of The World, Part 1" (Mel Brooks)
HBO @ 7:15 "Caddyshack 2" (Chevy Chase, Jackie Mason)
USA Net @ 8:30 "A Secret Affair" (1999) & "The 9th Gate"
4/23 Fri: Encore @ 1:40am The Omen (Gregory Peck vs. Damien)
SciFi @ 3am Alien Nation: The Enemy Within
TNT @ 4am Spawn
Showtime, 4:05 "Cherry 2000" (Robo-wife) & "Zelig"
HBO2 @ 5am "The Contaminated Man" (2000)
HBO2 @ 7am Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
HBO @ 7am Masters Of The Universe (Dolph Lundgren)
Cinemax, 7:05 Back To The Beach (1987)
HBO2, 8:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" (Terry Kiser as the corpse)
Cinemax, 10:30 & 7:45pm "Dreamcatcher" (2003) Jason Lee
USA Net @ 1pm "Big Daddy" (comedy)
HBO @ 1:30 Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
Showtime, 1:35 Once Bitten (Jim Carrey vs. vampire)
HBO2 @ 2pm "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
Oxygen @ 2pm Deadly Friend (Robo-girlfriend)
Showtime, 3:15 Ghoulies (they'll get you in the end)
WGN @ 5pm "The Perfect Wife"
AMC @ 6pm "DOA"
Cinemax, 6pm "Super Troopers"
AMC @ 8pm Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
UPN @ 8pm "Sword Of Gideon" (1986) Michael York, Rod Steiger
Disney Channel, 8pm "George Of The Jungle"
Family Channel, 8pm "Picture Perfect"
FX @ 8pm Point Break (1991)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Escape From Alcatraz" (Clint Eastwood)
Showtime, 8:30 Wes Craven's "They"
Cinemax, 10pm "Cradle 2 The Grave"
TBS @ 10pm 007 in "Licence To Kill" (Robert Davi)
AMC @ 10:30 The Devil's Rain
FX @ 12am Point Break surfin' for the FBI
AMC @ 12:15 & 2:45am Tales From The Crypt eps
Cinemax, 12:15 "Exposed" & "Heartbreak Ridge" (Clint)
AMC @ 12:45 "The Horror Of Frankenstein" (1970)
Showtime, 12:45 Children Of The Corn: Revelation
HBO @ 1:25 "Showdown In Little Tokyo" (Dolph Lundgren)
TNT @ 2am "Jackie Chan's First Strike"
HBO @ 2:45 "May" (horror)
SciFi @ 3am Alien Nation: The Udara Legacy
AMC @ 3:15 Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
HBO @ 6:30 Weird Al's UHF
4/24 Sat: TNT @ 7am "Magnum Force" (Clint Eastwood)
Showtime, 7:45 "Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adv."
Action @ 8am Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
HBO @ 8:15 "Black Knight"
SciFi @ 9am Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monster's General
AMC @ 9:45 "Garden Of Evil"
SciFi @ 11am Komodo Dragon (1999) and Alligator @ 1pm
USA Net @ 11am "Wayne's World" 1 & 2 We're not worthy
Starz @ 11:30 Big Trouble in Little China (Kurt Russell)
Starz @ 1:15 & 12:35am "The Count of Monte Christo"
AMC @ 2pm & 2:30 The Fly (1958)
Cinemax, 2:15 "The Tuxedo" (Jackie Chan)
Showtime, 2:30 "Rollerball" (remake)
SciFi @ 3pm Alligator 2: The Mutation
HBO @ 3:30 "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
Starz @ 3:30 "2 Fast 2 Furious"
AMC @ 4pm "Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter"
Encore, 4:05 "Terminal Velocity"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Dr. Strangelove"
SciFi @ 5pm Crocodile
Starz @ 5:30 Mo' Money (Wayans)
AMC @ 6pm Halloween 4: Return of Michael Myers
SciFi @ 7pm Crocodile 2 & Roger Corman's Dynacroc @ 9pm
Starz @ 7pm "The Bourne Identity"
Action @ 7:35 Aliens
NBC @ 8pm "Space Cowboys" (2000) Tommy Lee Jones
AMC @ 8pm The Dead Zone (Christopher Walken movie)
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Dirty Harry" (1971) Clint Eastwood
TNT @ 8pm Wild, Wild West (Will Smith)
FX @ 8pm "Die Hard With A Vengeance" (1995)
Mystery @ 8pm Darkman
Encore, 8pm "Dumb & Dumber"
Cinemax, 8:15 "Kiss Of Death"
Wam @ 9pm "The Scorpion King"
TCM @ 9pm/12am "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming" (1966)
HBO @ 10pm "Mission Impossible"
Showtime, 10pm "Shelter Island"
TNT @ 10pm "Lethal Weapon 2"
Action @ 10pm & 4am "Starship Troopers 2"
AMC @ 10:15 "Prophecy"
Wam @ 10:40 Battle Beyond The Stars
SciFi @ 11pm "DNA"
TBS @ 11pm "Switchback"
Mystery, 11:50 "Long Time Dead"
NBC @ 11:30, Saturday Night Live host Christina Aquilera & her talents
Action @ 11:30 Blade 2
Lifetime @ midnight "Voyage of Terror"
Cinemax, 12:15 "House of 1000 Corpses"
AMC @ 12:30 Halloween 4: Return of Michael Myers
TNT @ 12:30 & 7am "Lethal Weapon"
TMC @ 12:45 "Rob Roy"
SciFi @ 1am Roger Corman's Dynacroc
USA Net, 1am "The Substitute" & "Substitute 2: School's Out"
TBS @ 1:30 "Heaven's Prisoners"
HBO @ 1:45 "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger)
AMC @ 2:30 The Fly (1958)
Mystery @ 2:50 Darkman
SciFi @ 3am Godzilla vs. Gigan followed by
"Cleopatra 2525" ep
TBS @ 4:15 "Career Opportunities"
Starz @ 4:15 "Air Rage"
AMC @ 4:30 & 2pm "Return of the Fly" (1959)
Showtime, 4:30 "Hidden Assassin" (Dolph Lundgren)
Encore, 5:20 & 4:30pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
Action @ 6:05 "Flight of the Phoenix"
Starz @ 6:05 "Remo Williams: The Adv. Begins"
AMC @ 6:15 & 11:30am Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
TMC @ 6:15 "My Giant" (with Billy Crystal)
Mystery @ 6:30 "Blood & Orchids"
Cinemax, 6:45 Police Academy 2: First Assignment
4/25 Sun: HBO2 @ 8am & 9pm "Spider-Man" (2002)
TBS @ 8am "Devil In A Blue Dress"
TMC @ 8am "Clifford"
Cinemax, 8:15 "Ghost Ship"
Starz @ 8:15 & 7:20pm Monsters, Inc
WGN @ 8:30 "Honey, We Shrank Ourselves!"
AMC @ 8:45 & 3:45pm The Dead Zone (Christopher Walken movie)
SciFi @ 9am "House On Haunted Hill" (1999)
TNT @ 9am "Lethal Weapon 2"
Black Starz @ 9:10, 4:15pm & 1:15am The Last Dragon
Showtime, 9:15 "The Inkwell"
History Channel, 9:30 "Dirty Harry" (1971) Clint Eastwood
Mystery, 9:45 & 5:50am "The House of Dies Drear"
Cinemax, 9:45 Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. nature)
HBO @ 10am & 6:15pm Solaris (2002)
Comedy Central, 10am "Being John Malkovich" (Horror-fantasy)
TBS @ 10am Heaven's Prisoners
USA Net @ 10am "Big Daddy" (Adam Sandler)
AMC @ 11:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
HBO @ 11:45 "Code Name Wolverine"
USA Net @ Noon "The Substitute" & "Substitute 2: School's Out"
Comedy Central, 12:30 "Joe Dirt"
SciFi @ 12:30 John Carpenter: Body Bags
TBS @ 12:30 "Switchback"
TMC @ 12:45 "Domestic Disturbance"
Spk (TNN) 1pm 007 in "Man With The Golden Gun" (Christopher Lee)
HBO @ 1:15 "8-Legged Freaks"
Showtime, 1:30 "Ruthless People" (Danny DeVito)
TNT @ 1:30 "Bev. Hills Cop 2"
Hallmark, 2pm Banacek
A&E @ 2pm "Dirty Harry" (1971) Clint Eastwood
AMC @ 2pm Return of the Fly
TMC @ 2:15 "F/X2: Deadly Art Of War" (with a robo-clown)
SciFi @ 2:30 John Carpenter "Village Of The Damned"
TBS @ 3pm 007 in "A View To A Kill"
Showtime, 3:15 "Swimming With Sharks"
Bravo @ 3:30 "The Doors" (last Oliver Stone movie anyone liked)
AMC @ 3:45 The Dead Zone (movie)
TCM @ 4pm "Soylent Green" (1973) & Dr. Strangelove" (1963)
Spk (TNN) 4pm 007 in "Moonraker" (Richard Kiel as Jaws)
TMC @ 4:15 "My Giant" (Billy Crystal)
SciFi @ 4:30 "The Hitcher 2"
HBO @ 4:45 Anaconda
AMC @ 6pm Halloween 5
HBO @ 6:15 Solaris
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "Mimic"
TCM @ 8pm "The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad" (1958)
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "UFOs: What You Don't Know"
TNT @ 9:30 Wild Wild West (1999) Will Smith
AMC @ 10pm They Live
TCM @ 10pm "20 Million Miles To Earth" (1957)
Cinemax, 10pm "Ghost Ship"
Spk (TNN) 10:30 "The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!"
TMC @ 11pm "Possessed"
Action @ 11:45 "Vampire Hunter D"
TCM @ 12am EST Hitchcock's "The Ring" (1927) & "Shadow Of A Doubt"
Showtime, 12:05 "We Were Soldiers" (2002) Mel Gibson
Starz Kids, 12:15, 4:15am & 8:15pm "Spaced Invaders"
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST Hitchcock's "Marnie" (1964) Tippi Hedren
Wam @ 12:30 "NeverEnding Story 3"
Cinemax, 1am "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"
TMC @ 1am "Gothic"
USA Net @ 1am "Substitute 3: Winner Takes All"
AMC @ 2am Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
Action @ 2:40 "Heavy Metal" (great zombie sequence)
SciFi @ 3am "Escape From Atlantis"
Encore, 3:05 In The Mouth Of Madness
Showtime, 4am "Beyond the City Limits"
Starz @ 4:40am Monsters, Inc
HBO @ 4:25 "8 Heads In A Duffel Bag" (Joe Pesci)
4/26 Mon: TMC @ 6am & 12pm "Pardners" (1956) Martin & Lewis
Action @ 6am, 1:30pm & 10pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Cinemax, 6am "Tarzan & The Lost City" (1998)
Mystery @ 7:40 Revenge Of Frankenstein
Encore, 8:10 "The Adv. of Baron Munchausen" (Monty Python)
Cinemax @ 9am "Murder By Numbers" (2002)
Mystery @ 9:20, 6:20pm & 1:05am "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
HBO2 @ 11am "The Panic Room" (2002)
Starz @ 11:30 "V.I. Warshawski" (Kathleen Turner has gonades)
AMC @ 12:45 "Satan Never Sleeps" (1962) Priests vs. Commies
4/27 Tue: Starz @ 8:15 & 4pm "Undercover Brother"
Action @ 10:15 & 6:05pm RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Encore @ 10:20 "Russkies"
Encore @ Noon & 10:10pm "Terminal Velocity"
Mystery @ 12:15 & 9:35pm "The 18th Angel"
Black Starz @ 1:10 & 8pm "Friday"
Mystery @ 1:45 & 8pm "Torso"
Wam @ 2pm & 7:30 "Weird Science" eps
Showtime2 @ 2pm & 12:30am RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Showtime @ 2:15 & 5:55am "Walk Like A Man" (Howie Mandel raised by wolves)
USA Net @ 2:30 Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Black Starz @ 2:45 "Moscow On The Hudson"
Encore @ 4:15 & 1:50am "Erik The Viking" (Monty Python)
WGN @ 5pm "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves!"
HBO @ 5:15 "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
AMC @ 5:30 "Charade"
SciFi @ 6pm "House Of Frankenstein 1997" ( 4-hours)
Cinemax, 6:15 "Left Turn" (short thriller)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Substitute 4: Failure Is Not An Option"
Mystery @ 6:35pm & 4:50am "Haunted Honeymoon"
Showtime @ 7:15 "Rollerball"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography of Julianne Moore (Jurassic Park: The Lost World)
Action @ 8pm "Scream"
Encore @ 8pm "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
HBO @ 8pm "The Crow 2: City of Angels"
Cinemax @ 8pm & 2:50am "Biker Boyz"
StarzKids @ 8:15, 12:15am & 4:15 "Spaced Invaders"
NBC @ 9pm "Frasier" is stranded at a remote farmhouse with "odd people"
Cinemax @ 10pm "Malibu's Most Wanted"
TBS @ 10pm "The Quick & The Dead"
Action @ 10pm & 4am Blade 2
SciFi @ 11pm Stephen King's "The Shining"
Encore @ 12am Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
Showtime @ 12:05 "Dracula 2:Ascension"
TMC @ 1am "The Return of Superfly" (Superfly remake)
Cinemax @ 1:15 "No Alibi"
TMC @ 2:35 "Wicked Sins"
SciFi @ 3am "Salem's Lot" (sequel tomorrow @ 3am)
TNT @ 4am Spaceballs (Mel Brooks S.W. spoof)
Starz @ 4:15 The Fly
Black Starz @ 5am "Carmen Jones"
Encore @ 6am Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Mystery @ 6:15 Poe's The Conqueror Worm (Vincent Price)
Action @ 6:35 "Reign Of Fire"
4/28 Wed: TMC @ 7am & 4:10pm "Gallipoli" (WW2) Mel Gibson
HBO2 @ 7:30 Tim Burton's Mars Attacks
4/30 Fri: History Channel @ Midnight "Midway" (Charlton Heston)
StarzKids @ 12:15am, 4:15 & 8:15pm "Spaced Invaders"
TBS @ 1:10 A Low Down Dirty Shame
Starz @ 2:20 "Bad Company"
SciFi @ 3am Return to Salem's Lot
TBS @ 3:10 WarGames Would you like to play a game?
HBO @ 3:30 "One Hour Photo"
TNT @ 4am "Highlander: The Final Dimension"
Mystery @ 4am Matt Helm in "The Ambushers"
TMC @ 4:30 "Neon City"
Black Starz @ 5am & 11:35 "Brother Future"
Action @ 5:10 & 2:50pm "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Black Starz @ 6:45 & 3:15pm "Runaway" (Tom Selleck as robot hunter)
Action @ 7am & 10pm "Daylight" (Stallone)
Wam @ 8am "The Shakiest Gun In The West" (Don Knotts)
Starz @ 8am "Toys"
Action @ 9am & 4:40pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Mystery @ 9:20 & 6:20pm "Agatha Christie's Murder Is Easy"
HBO @ 10am & 6pm Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Encore @ 10:10 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
TMC @ 10:15 & 6:05pm The American President (Michael Douglas)
Mystery @ 11:45 "Die Monster Die!"
Starz @ Noon Spielberg's Always (Richard Dreyfuss)
Encore @ 12:20 "The Golden Child" (Eddie Murphy)
AMC @ 12:45 "Garden Of Evil"
Action @ 1pm The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Mystery @ 1:10 & 8pm "Murder In Paradise"
Mystery @ 2:50 "A Killing Affair"
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "Shake Hands With The Devil" (1959)
Mystery @ 4:30 & 11:15 "The Drowning Pool" (Paul Newman)
Encore @ 5:50 "Phenomenon"
Wam @ 6pm "The Scorpion King"
Starz @ 7:20 "Krippendorf's Tribe" (Richard Dreyfuss)
Wam @ 7:35 "Weird Science" ep
Action @ 7:40 "Blood: The Last Vampire"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
AMC @ 8pm "Joe Kidd" (Clint Eastwood)
Bravo @ 8pm Waterworld
Disney Channel, 8pm "George Of The Jungle"
Encore @ 8pm "The Bodyguard"
Fox @ 8pm "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider"
FX @ 8pm & 12am "The Glimmer Man" (1996) Steven Seagal
TMC @ 8pm "Kill Me Later"
Cinemax @ 8:30 & 3:30am "House Of 1000 Corpses"
Action @ 8:30 Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Wam @ 9pm "The Master Of Disguise"
Starz @ 9pm "The Rock"
A&E @ 10pm & 2am "Rocky V"
AMC @ 10pm & 2am "The Innocents" (thriller)
Cinemax, 10pm "Analyze That" (comedy, I think)
Encore @ 10:15 "Platoon"
TBS @ 11pm "The Replacement Killers"
Showtime, 11:30 "Penn & Teller: Bull***t"
Action @ 12am "Street Fighter 2"
AMC @ 12am & 4am "The Other"
TNT @ Midnight "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
Cinemax, 12:15 "The Mummy's Kiss" (direct to video)
Showtime @ 1am "The Usual Suspects"
USA Net @ 1am "The Rage: Carrie 2
Cinemax, 1:50 "Devil In The Flesh"
TNT @ 2am "The Ref" (Dennis Leary)
TMC @ 3am "Possessed"
USA Net, 3am "Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings"
TNT @ 4am "Wildcats" (Goldie Hawn)
Cinemax, 5am "Don't Look Now"
TMC @ 5am "Bandits"
TNT @ 6am Beastmaster (Joe Bob loved the ferrets)
HBO @ 6:30 "Angels In The Outfield"
5/1 Sat: TBS @ 7am "Maid To Order"
Cinemax, 7am "Krull"
TMC @ 7:15 "The Heavenly Kid"
HBO @ 8:15 "Head Of State"
TNT @ 8:30 "Last Action Hero" (Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick)
TMC @ 8:50 "Clean Slate"
SciFi @ 9am "They Nest"
Cinemax, 9:05 "Catch Me If You Can"
TBS @ 9:15 Stepmom (a killer comedy)
Showtime @ 10am "Morons From Outer Space"
Comedy Central, 11am "Scrooged" (Bill Murray)
HBO @ 11am Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!
USA Net @ 11am The Road Warrior: Mad Max
SciFi @ 1pm "Threshold" & "Marabunta"
Cinemax, 1:15 "Blood Work" & "Groundhog Day"
TMC @ 2:30 "Bev. Hills Ninja"
Telemundo, 2:30 Gargantua (Alec Baldwin vs. monsters)
TNT @ 3pm Conan the Barbarian (Arnold)
Fam. Channel, 4pm "Lightning: Fire from the Sky"
TMC @ 4pm "Clean Slate"
SciFi @ 5pm Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare
FX @ 5pm Planet of the Apes (2001)
TNT @ 5:30 "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger) take your gun
Fam. Channel, 6pm "The Haunting of Seacliff Inn"
Showtime, 6:45 "Windtalkers"
Lifetime, 7pm "Obsessed"
Cinemax, 7pm & 1:45am "Malibu's Most Wanted" & "The Saint" @ 8:30
SciFi @ 7pm Deadly Swarm
Starz @ 7:15 "Reign of Fire"
Cartoon Net @ 7:30 "Samuri Jack, The Legend Begins" (animated movie prequel)
NBC @ 8pm Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt)
Bravo, 8pm "Black Rain" & "The Professional" @ 10:30
FX @ 8pm "Kiss Of The Dragon"
HBO @ 8pm & 4:15am "The Matrix Reloaded" (2003)
TMC @ 8pm & 4:15am Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
WGN @ 8:30 "Blown Away"
SciFi @ 9pm "Flying Virus" & "Rats" @ 11pm
HBO-F, 9:30 Masters of the Universe (Dolph Lundgren)
TNT @ 10pm "The Fifth Element"
WGN @ 11pm "Overboard" (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn)
Showtime, 11:30 "Penn & Teller: Bull***t" ep
Lifetime @ 12am "Kidnapped In Paradise" (thriller)
TNT @ 12:30 "Soldier"
Encore, 12:35 Aliens
HBO @ 1am "Frailty"
TBS @ 1am "Maximum Risk"
TCM @ 2am EST "Ed Wood" (Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi)
Wam @ 2:25 Revenge of Frankenstein (Peter Cushing)
TNT @ 2:30 Highlander (Sean Connery)
HBO @ 2:45 "Welcome to Collinwood" (comedy)
TMC @ 2:45 "Bikini Summer 3"
SciFi @ 3am "Bug Buster"
TBS @ 3am "Shoot To Kill"
USA Net @ 3am "Seconds To Spare"
Cinemax, 3:15 "Bedtime Stories"
Mystery, 3:35 "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein"
Cinemax, 3:45 "Feardotcom"
Showtime, 4:15 "Last Rites"
Flix @ 5:05 "Angry Red Planet"
Cinemax, 5:30 "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"
TBS @ 5:30 Stepmom
5/2 Sun: TNT @ 7am "Firebirds" & "Mr. Destiny" @ 8:30
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "Send Me No Flowers" (1964)
Comedy Central, 9am "Revenge of the Nerds"
HBO @ 9am & 6pm "The Ring"
SciFi @ 9am Twilight Zone ep followed by "Morella" @ 10am
Cinemax, 9:15 "8-Legged Freaks"
TBS @ 10am "The Glimmer Man" (Steven Seagal)
Telemundo, 10am Stargate (Kurt Russell movie)
Disney Channel, 11am "The Secret of NIMH 2"
HBO @ 11am "Half Past Dead"
Cinemax, 11am "Breakdown" (Kurt Russell)
VH1 @ 11am "Space Jam"
FX @ 12pm Planet of the Apes (2001)
Comedy Central, 12pm & 6pm "The Beverly Hillbillies" Jim Varney
SciFi @ 12pm "House Of Frankenstein 1997" (4 hours)
WB @ 12pm "Shattered"
TNT @ 12:30 "The Fifth Element"
HBO @ 12:45 "Showtime"
Trio @ 1pm Beetlejuice The ghost with the most
Starz @ 1:35 "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
A&E @ 2pm "Serpico"
WB @ 2pm "Permanent Midnight" (1998)
Showtime, 2:15 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
HBO @ 2:30 "The First Wives Club" (Goldie Hawn)
Cinemax, 2:30 & 10pm "Spider-Man"
TNT @ 3pm "Soldier" (Kurt Russell marooned in space)
Comedy Central, 4pm "The Super" (Joe Pesci as a slumlord)
Fam. Channel, 4pm "Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even"
SciFi, 4pm "Stephen King's The Night Flyer" (vampire)
Showtime, 4pm "Crimes & Misdemeanors"
TBS @ 4pm "Out For Justice"
Cinemax, 4:35 RoboCop Stay out of trouble
AMC @ 6pm Conan 2: The Destroyer
Encore @ 6pm "Splash" (mermaid in the bathtub)
SciFi @ 6pm "The Breed"
Cartoon Net @ 7pm "Scooby-Doo & The Monster of Mexico"
Fox @ 8pm: "The Simpsons" guest star Nichelle Nichols
UPN @ 8pm: "Star Trek Enterprise" new ep
AMC @ 8pm & 12:15am Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Samurai & The Swastika" (docu)
Cinemax, 8pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
SciFi @ 8pm "Dog Soldiers" (Army vs. werewolves in Scotland)
TBS @ 8pm & 10pm "Under Seige 2"
TMC @ 8pm "Pumpkin"
USA Net @ 8pm "Frequency"
Starz Fam @ 8:40 "Lord Of The Rings: The 2 Towers"
NBC @ 9pm "10.5" (remake of Earthquake
SciFi @ 10pm & 2am "Von Helsing: The Man & The Monsters" (1 hour)
AMC @ 10:15 & 2:30am Conan 2: The Destroyer
SciFi @ 11pm "Tripping The Rift" ep. "Mutilation Ball"
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Midi music: Wrath of Khan space battle