3/5 Fri: Flix @ 4am Mars Needs Women (1964)
MMX @ 5am "The Mangler 2" (2001) Will Sanderson
TMC @ 5:30 RoboCop 2 New & improved
HBO2 @ 6am Red Sonja: Conan the Barbarian 3 (1985)
Cinemax, 6:30 Masters Of The Universe (Dolph Lundgren)
MMX @ 6:45 Matt Helm in The Silencers (1966)
HBO @ 8:30 "James & The Giant Peach"
Showtime, 9am "Daddy's Dyin'...Who's Got The Will?"
TCM @ 10am/1pm EST "The Boy With Green Hair" (1948)
AMC @ 11:30 "The Killers" (1964)
Flix @ 11:45 RoboCop 3 vs. Cyberninja
HBO @ 12pm "Mom & Dad Save The World" (Teri Garr)
MMX @ 12:50 RoboCop (1987)
Showtime, 1pm "Gallipoli" (1981) Mel Gibson
Action @ 1pm & 8am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Cinemax, 1:30 "Psycho Beach Party" (2000)
HBO2 @ 1:30 "Captain Ron" (Kurt Russell comedy)
AMC @ 1:45 "The Naked Prey" (1966) in Africa
Action, 2pm & 8:20 "Nowhere To Run"
Lifetime, 2pm "A Face To Die For" (1996)
Flix @ 3:30 "The Comedy of Terrors" (V. Price, Lorre, Karloff)
Action, 3:35 "Out Of Bounds" & "High Voltage"
Mystery, 4:10 & 11:30 "Murder On The Orient Express"
TMC @ 4:15 & 1:30am "Honeymoon In Vegas" (Nicolas Cage, Sarah Jessicaa Parker)
Flix @ 5pm "The Bank Shot" & "Carbon Copy" @ 6:25
HBO2 @ 5pm "Necessary Roughness" (Scott Bakula)
HBOS @ 5pm "The Saint" (1997)
TCM @ 5pm/8 EST "Tora! Tora! Tora!"
AMC @ 6pm "Angel & The Badman" (John Wayne)
Showtime, 6pm "Flatliners"
Mystery, 6:20 "When Dreams Come True" & "Widow's Peak"
Cinemax2 @ 6:30 Spielberg's "Minority Report" (2002)
Action @ 6:45 "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
IFC @ 7pm/10pm EST Escape From New York
Showtime2 @ 7:15 "Rollerball" (2002)
SciFi @ 7:30 "Tripping The Rift" (1st episode)
UPN @ 8pm "Operation Condor" (Jackie Chan) or "Fatherland"
PAX @ 8pm "12 Angry Men" (1957)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Escape From Alcatraz" (Clint Eastwood)
AMC @ 8pm & 4am "History Of The World Part 1" (Mel Brooks)
WE @ 8pm "Black Widow" (1987)
Encore, 8pm & 3:05am Blade 2
Disney Channel, 8pm "17 Again" (2000)
Fam. Chanel, 8pm "Summer Catch"
FX @ 8pm Point Break (1991)
TBS @ 8pm & 10pm "Rush Hour 2"
TMC @ 8pm "Too Smooth"
Mystery, 8pm "Widow's Peak"
VH1 @ 8:30 "Grease"
Bravo @ 9pm "High Fidelity"
HBO @ 9pm "Eraser" (Schwarzenegger)
Lifetime, 9pm "I've Been Waiting For You" (1998)
TNT @ 9pm "Seven"
Showtime2 @ 9pm "Windtalkers" (2002)
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
TCM @ 9:15/12:15 EST "Mr. Majestic" (1974) Charles Bronson
TMC @ 9:30 "Ulee's Gold"
Mystery, 9:45 "Agatha Christie's Man in the Brown Suit"
AMC @ 10pm Darkman 2: Return of Durant
Encore, 10pm "Daylight" (Stallone)
Action, 10pm "Platoon"
Flix @ 10pm "Moscow On The Hudson" (Robin Williams)
HBOS @ 10pm "Shallow Hal" (2001)
Bravo @ 10:30 The Dead Zone (Christopher Walken)
TNT @ 11:30 "Dracula 2000"
AMC @ 12am Rosemary's Baby
TBS @ 12am "Mr. Nice Guy" (1997, Jackie Chan)
Flix @ 12am A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans as Shame)
Encore, 12am "Taxi Driver" You lookin' at me?
HBO @ 12:20 Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
Showtime, 12:45 "Marshall Law"
IFC @ 12:45/3:45 EST Escape From New York
USA Network, 1am "Judgement Night"
FMC @ 1am/4am EST "Don't Bother To Knock" (1952) a psycho babysitter
Showtime2 @ 1:05 "Gothic" (1987)
TNT @ 1:30 "House On Haunted Hill" (1999)
Mystery, 1:40 "Frogs" (Mad scientist: Ray Milland)
TBS @ 2am "Nat. Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1"
Encore, 2:05 "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
Starz @ 2:30 "Excessive Force 2: Force On Force"
AMC @ 2:45 "Dr. Renault's Secret" (1942)
HBO2 @ 2:45 "Jack Frost 2:Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"
USA Network, 3am "Suicide Kings"
Action, 3:15 "Con Express"
Flix @ 3:15 "Psych-Out"
Cinemax, 3:15 "Cyborg" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
Cinemax2 @ 3:20 "She Creature" (2001 thriller)
TNT @ 3:30 Needful Things (Max von Sydow)
Showtime, 4am "Denial"
TBS @ 4am "Caddyshack" (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase)
Starz @ 4am "Druids" (2001) Christopher Lambert
HBO2 @ 4:20 "The Invader" (1996)
Cinemax, 4:45 "Queen Of The Damned"
Encore, 5:05 "Young Einstein"
3/6 Sat: Starz @ 6am Police Academy 4: COPs"
TNT @ 6am "The Howling" (1981) Patrick Macnee
TCM @ 6am/9am EST "Between 2 Worlds" (1944)
Action, 6:05, 4:40pm & 3:05am Top Gun
Cinemax, 6:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" (Terry Kiser as the corpse)
Mystery, 6:40 & 4:35pm Ray Bradbury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
Flix @ 6:45 "Message From Space" (1978) Vic Morrow
HBO @ 7am Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
TBS @ 8am "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" (Stallone)
TNT @ 8am Jaws 3
HBO @ 8:30 & 4:30pm "Kangaroo Jack"
SciFi @ 9am "Webs" & "Bugs"
Fam. Channel, 10am "Johnny Tsunami"
TNT @ 10am "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
TMC @ 10:15 Joe's Apartment with 20,000 roaches!
WGN @ 11am "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
UPN @ 12pm I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
TNT @ 12pm & 2am "Bats" (they're not friendly)
HBO @ 1pm "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (Bill Murray)
SciFi @ 1pm "Arachnid" & "They Nest"
Bravo @ 1:30 The Dead Zone
TMC @ 1:30 "Bullets Over Broadway" (comedy)
Disney Channel, 2pm & 8pm "Luck Of The Irish" (2001)
Fam. Channel @ 2pm "Ice Angel"
TNT @ 2pm "Dracula 2000"
USA Network, 2pm "Meet Joe Black"
HBO @ 2:45 "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
TBS @ 2:45 "Small Soldiers" (1998) repeated 11:45am
Bravo @ 4pm "High Fidelity"
Fam. Channel, 4pm "Kissing A Fool"
TNT @ 4pm & 12am "Stir Of Echoes"
TBS @ 4:45 Wild Wild West
TMC @ 4:45 Joe's Apartment with 20,000 roaches!
SciFi @ 5pm Deadly Swarm
USA Network, 5pm "First Blood" (Rambo 1) repeated 4pm Sun
AMC @ 5:30 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993) Jason Scott Lee
Cinemax, 5:30 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
HBO @ 6pm "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung-fu)
Spk (TNN) 6pm The Terminator
TNT @ 6pm "House On Haunted Hill"
SciFi @ 7pm "They Crawl" & "Deadly Invasion, The Killer Bee Nightmare"
TBS @ 7pm "Rush Hour" (Jackie Chan) & "Rush Hour 2"
ABC @ 8pm "Frequency" (2000)
WB @ 8pm "Mad Dog & Glory"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:55am "The Amityville Horror" 1 & 2
Bravo @ 8pm "Being John Malkovich" (fantasy horror)
Fam. Channel, 8pm "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton)
HBO @ 8pm & 4:30am "Catch Me If You Can"
Cinemax, 8pm "Chain Reaction"
TMC @ 8pm "Dracula 2:Ascension"
TNT @ 8pm & 10pm "Deep Blue Sea"
WGN @ 8:30 "Black Rain"
PAX @ 9pm "Book Of Days" (Wil Wheaton, Isaac Hayes)
TMC @ 9:30 "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course"
Fam. Channel, 10pm "Only The Lonely"
Cinemax, 10pm & 3:45am "Cradle 2 the Grave"
SciFi @ 11pm Marabunta
TBS @ 1am "Last Action Hero" (Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick)
USA Network, 2am Twins (Schwarzenegger, DeVito)
HBO @ 2:05 "Panic Room"
SciFi @ 3am "Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher"
TBS @ 3:30 "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" (Stallone)
AMC @ 3:55 "Touch Of Evil"
TNT @ 4am Jaws 3
TMC @ 5:15 Joe's Apartment with 20,000 roaches!
Cinemax, 6am "Firewalker" (Chuck Norris)
AMC @ 6:15 "The Amityville Horror"
TMC @ 6:35 "She-Devil" (Roseanne Barr)
Terrorists have blown up a train & 3 stations in Madrid, Spain, 720 casualties, 170 dead, TV-programming schedules may be affected for news coverage
3/11 Thu: Flix @ 2:35am Return Of The Living Dead
Encore, 3:15 Blade 2
HBO @ 3:25 Executive Decision (Kurt Russell)
Cinemax, 6:30 "I Wake Up Screaming" (1941)
Showtime, 6:45 "The Earthling" (1980)
Flix @ 7am & 6:25pm "The Abominable Dr Phibes" (Vincent Price)
AMC @ 7:30 "Project X" (Matthew Broderick)
Mystery, 7:45 "Frogs" (Ray Milland as mad scientist)
Wam @ 8am Monsters, Inc
Action @ 8:15 & 10pm Top Gun
Cinemax, 9:30 "Blood Work" (2002)
USA Network, 10am "Obsessed" (1992)
TMC @ 10am Once Bitten (Jim Carrey vs. female vampire)
Action @ 10:15 & 1:40am Battle Beyond The Stars
Encore, 10:20 & 9:30pm "The Good Son" (he's evil)
HBO @ 10:30 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung-fu)
Mystery, 11:45 & 6:05pm "The Omen"
Encore, 11:50 "Shattered"
TMC @ Noon "Con Express" (2002)
HBO @ 12:30pm Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
Encore, 1:35 Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Mystery, 1:40 "Betrayed"
HBO @ 2pm "Powder" (1995)
AMC @ 2:30 "Von Ryan's Express" (POWs steal a Nazi train)
Mystery @ 2:50 & 1:15am The 7th Sign
Flix @ 3:15 "Reptilicus"
Starz @ 3:30 "Bad Company"
Encore, 3:30 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
Mystery, 4:30 Ray Bradbury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
TMC @ 4:35 Once Bitten (Jim Carrey vs. female vampire)
Flix @ 4:45 "Yellow Beard" (Monty Python pirates)
AMC @ 5pm "Zulu" (1964)
Bravo, 5pm "Dead Ringers" (1988, Jeremy Iron's evil twin)
Cinemax, 5pm "The Ring"
WGN @ 5pm "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" (Steve Martin, Michael Caine)
3/12 Fri: Action @ Midnight "Final Descent"
Mystery @ 1:15 The 7th Sign
Starz @ 1:25 "Long Time Dead"
Action @ 1:40 Battle Beyond The Stars
Flix @ 3am Poe's "Lair Of The White Worm"
Encore @ 3am "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
Action @ 4am "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
Flix @ 5:55 "Reptilicus"
Starz @ 6:45 "Invincible"
Starz @ 9am Police Academy 4: COPs
Flix @ 9am "Little Monsters"
Action @ 10am & 10pm "Bat-21" we leave no one behind
Flix @ 10:45 "Defiance"
Wam @ 12pm "Message From Space"
Flix @ 12:30 "F/X 2"
Action @ 1pm The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
USA Network, 2pm "10 Things I Hate About You"
Starz @ 2pm Canadian Bacon (John Candy in WW3)
Encore @ 2:20 "High Heels & Low Lifes"
TMC @ 3:30 Joe's Apartment with 20,000 roaches
Flix @ 4pm "The Caretakers"
HBO2 @ 4pm "Starman" (1984)
AMC @ 4:30 "Patton" (George C. Scott)
Action @ 4:30 & 1:40am "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
HBO @ 4:45 "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (spy spoof)
Mystery @ 4:35 & 12am "Telefon" (Bronson vs. Donald Pleasence)
TMC @ 5pm & 4:15am "Beverly Hills Ninja" (1997)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Tora! Tora! Tora!"
Cinemax @ 5:20 "The Banger Sisters"
Flix @ 5:45 & 4:30am "On The Beach" (watching the mushroom clouds)
Action @ 6:35 Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard)
Cinemax @ 7pm "Men In Black 2" (2002)
Starz @ 7:05 & 5:05am "Possession"
Showtime, 7:30 "Windtalkers"
Wam @ 7:34 & 10:32 "Weird Science" eps
TNT @ 8pm & 10pm "Men In Black" (1997)
AMC @ 8pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Mystery @ 8pm & 4am "White Nights"
Disney Channel, 8pm & 10:15 "Toy Story 2"
PAX @ 8pm "Secret Admirer"
UPN @ 8pm "No Contest" (Robert Davi, Andrew Dice Clay)
Action @ 8:20 & 3:45am "Dangerous Ground"
USA Network @ 9pm & 11pm "Touching Evil" (pilot/movie)
HBO @ 9pm "The Saint" (1997)
Lifetime, 9pm "Office Space"
MTV @ 9pm "Monster Island" (horror)
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Airborne"
TCM @ 9:15/12:15 EST "Mr. Majestic" (Charles Bronson)
AMC @ 9:55 & 1:50am "Army Of Darkness" (Evil Dead 3)
Flix @ 10pm "Shadows & Fog"
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:40am "National Security"
TBS @ 10pm "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Mystery @ 10:20 "High Anxiety" (Mel Brooks)
Bravo @ 10:30 "Being John Malkovich" (horror spoof)
Encore @ 11:50 A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
AMC @ 11:55 Halloween 4
TBS @ 12am "Stripes" (Bill Murray is an army of one)
TNT @ 12am "Deep Rising"
HBO @ 12:20 "Phone Booth"
Showtime, 1am "American Psycho 2: All American Girl"
Starz @ 1am "Black Hawk Down" we leave no one behind
Flix @ 1:15 "The Happy Hooker"
Cinemax, 1:30 "The Enemy" (2001) Roger Moore
TNT @ 2am Godzilla 2000
USA Network @ 2am Stephen King's "Pet Sematary 2"
TBS @ 2:15 "Bogus"
Showtime, 2:30 "Campfire Stories" (horror)
HBO @ 2:50 "Full Metal Jacket"
Flix @ 3am Invasion Of The Bee Girls (female mutant insects)
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "Between Two Worlds" (1944)
Cinemax, 3:10 "Tactical Assault" (1998)
AMC @ 3:50 Tales From The Crypt ep This'll Kill Ya
TNT @ 4am "Sir Conan Doyle's The Lost World" (1998)
Showtime, 4:15 "Mimic 2"
AMC @ 4:20 "The Disorderly Orderly"
Action @ 5:30 "Submarine X-1"
Flix @ 6:45 "The Comedy Of Terrors" (Lorre, Karloff, V. Price)
3/13 Sat: A&E @ 8am "The Russia House" (Sean Connery)
Action @ 8am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Action @ 9am The Last Dragon
Cinemax, 9am The Time Machine (remake)
SciFi @ 9am "Loch Ness"
TBS @ 9am "Camp Nowhere" (Christopher Lloyd)
TNT @ 9am "Crocodile Dundee 2"
Encore, 9:05 "Enemy Mine" (on another planet)
TMC @ 9:05 & 6:15pm "The Others"
Fam. Channel, 10am "The 13th Year" (the son of a mermaid starts changing)
Mystery, 10am & 6:30pm "V.I. Warshawski" (Kathleen Turner with gonades)
Starz @ 10:30 & 7:30pm "Master Of Disguise"
Cinemax, 10:35 The Relic
Showtime, 10:45 & 5:15am "The Whole Wide World" (1997)
Comedy Central, 11am "Shrimp On The Barbie" & "Brewster's Millions"
SciFi @ 11am Gargantua
TMC @ 11am "Texas Rangers"
TNT @ 11am The Goonies
USA Network, 11am "Dead Again" (1991)
Mystery @ 11:35 "Telefon" (Bronson vs. Donald Pleasence)
HBO @ 11:30 "James & The Giant Peach" (stopmation)
Starz @ Noon Kermit's Swamp Years
Flix @ Noon Mars Needs Women (1964) Tommy Kirk
Encore, Noon & 10pm "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
AMC @ Noon "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
Action, 12:40 & 8pm RoboCop 2
Showtime, 12:45 "Flatliners"
HBO @ 1pm "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
SciFi @ 1pm Blood Surf (it's a giant croc)
TNT @ 1pm "Mouse Hunt"
WB @ 1pm "The Confession" (1998) Alec Baldwin
Mystery, 1:20 & 8pm "Witness"
Flix @ 1:25 "Carbon Copy"
Fox @ 2pm "Undertow" (1996) Lou Diamond Phillips
History Channel, 2pm & 6pm "Escape From Alcatraz" (Clint Eastwood)
Cinemax, 2pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets" (repeated Fri)
Bravo, 2:30 "Being John Malkovich" (horror comedy)
USA Network, 2:30 "Ransom"
Action @ 2:45 The Last Dragon
HBO @ 2:45 "The Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
SciFi @ 3pm Octopus 2: River of Fear
TNT @ 3pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
TBS @ 3:15 "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Cinemax2 @ 3:30 & 1am RoboCop
Fam. Channel, 4pm "Summertime Switch" (1994)
Encore, 4pm "Big Bully" & "I Am Sam"
TMC @ 4:30 "Married To The Mob" (comedy)
Flix @ 4:30 "Eddie & The Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives"
Showtime, 4:45 "Domestic Disturbance"
WB @ 5pm "Mad Dog & Glory"
Fox @ 5pm "Tiger Warsaw" (1988) Patrick Swayze
SciFi @ 5pm The Beast (4 hours)
TNT @ 5pm "Jumanji"
Starz @ 5:45 & 4:15am "Mortal Kombat"
3/14 Sun: HBO @ 1:15 Escape From L.A.
HBO @ 3am "Spy Hard"
SciFi @ 3am Critters 2
TNT @ 3am "The Shining"
TBS @ 3:15 Batteries Not Included
TBS @ 5:45 "Camp Nowhere" (Christopher Lloyd)
TNT @ 6am "Superman"
HBO @ 6:35 "Powder"
TMC @ 7:15 "Pandemonium"
Cinemax, 7:40 "Arachnophobia"
Fam Channel, 9am "Hook"
SciFi @ 9am Little Shop Of Horrors
TNT @ 9am "Batman & Robin"
WGN @ 10am John Carpenter's Black Rain
SciFi @ 11am Invasion of the Body Snatchers
TNT @ 11:30 "Jumanji"
A&E @ Noon "The Usual Suspects" (1995)
TBS @ Noon "Turner & Hooch"
SciFi @ 1pm Return Of The Living Dead 3
Showtime, 1pm "Late For Dinner"
USA Network, 1pm "Blood Crime" & "8MM"
Cinemax, 1:15 "How To Make A Monster" & "The 1st Wives Club"
Comedy Central, 2pm "City Slickers" & "Revenge Of The Nerds"
SciFi @ 3pm Day Of The Dead
Lifetime, 3pm "Face Of Evil"
TNT @ 3:30 Blade
TCM @ 4pm EST "The African Queen" (Bogart vs. German gunship)
FX @ 4pm "Die With A Vengeance" (1995)
Lifetime, 5pm "Verdict In Blood"
SciFi @ 5pm Night Of The Comet
AMC @ 5:30 "Navy SEALs"
TNT @ 5:30 "The Matrix"
USA Network, 5:30 "Out Of Sight"
TCM @ 6pm EST "Bringing Up Baby" (a pet cheeta)
UPN @ 6pm "F/X"
Comedy Central, 6pm "Best In Show" (comedy spoof)
Showtime, 6pm Star Trek: Nemesis
TBS @ 6pm "Analyze This"
HBO @ 6:15 "I-Spy" (Eddie Murphy as a man in black)
Cinemax, 6:30 Judge Dredd (Stallone in the future)
TMC @ 6:30 "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course"
VH1 @ 6:30 "Grease"
SciFi @ 7pm Route 666
FX @ 7:30 & 11pm Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
Disney Channel, 8pm "Inspector Gadget"
AMC @ 8pm Jaws, The Revenge
TNT @ 8pm "Men In Black"
USA Network, 8pm "Spy Game"
A&E @ 9pm & 1am: Biography of Don Knotts (Pleasantville)
History Channel, 9pm "Mail Call" from Kuwait
SciFi @ 9pm "Dagon"
A&E @ 10pm & 2am: Biography of Ron Howard (American Graffiti)
Cinemax, 10pm "Resident Evil"
AMC @ 10pm & 3am Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
TNT @ 10pm "The Mask"
HBO @ 11pm "Catch Me If You Can"
TMC @ 11:05 "We Were Soldiers" (2002) Mel Gibson
AMC @ 1am Jaws, The Revenge
TNT @ 1am "Dark City" (1998)
Cinemax @ 1:35 "Circumstances Unknown"
Cinemax2 @ 1:35 Anaconda (1997)
TBS @ 2am "I Love Trouble"
TCM @ 2am/5am EST "Fugitive In The Sky" (1937)
SciFi @ 3am "The Advanced Guard"
TNT @ 3am "Cyber-Tracker 2"
TMC @ 3:05 "Honeymoon In Vegas" (Nicolas Cage)
AMC @ 5:30 A&C Meet Frankenstein
Encore, 5:30 Thunderbirds Are Go
HBO @ 6am Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
Mystery, 6:15 "Flowers In The Attic"
3/15 Mon: STARZ @ 8am & 5:30pm "Bad Company"
HBO @ 10am "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a time loop)
Cinemax, 10am "Styx" (2001)
Showtime, 10am "CHOMPS" (nice cyber-doggie)
Showtime, 11:30 "Master Of The Flying Guillotine" (Jackie Chan)
TMC @ 11:30 "Terminal Velocity"
FX @ Noon Adv. of Ford Fairlane
Action, 12:50 & 12am "Terminal Velocity"
AMC @ 1:30 "The 7-Ups" (1973)
HBO2 @ 2pm Great Balls Of Fire (1989)
Encore, 2:15 "Let's Get Harry"
USA Network, 2:30 "Spy Game" (2001)
Action @ 2:35 & 10pm "Falling Down"
Mystery, 3:05 Ray Bradbury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
Starz @ 3:35 RoboCop 3 vs. Cyberninja
Encore, 4pm "Car 54, Where Are You?"
Flix @ 4:30 "Shadows & Fog"
Action, 4:35 "The 3 Musketeers"
Mystery, 4:45 "When A Stranger Calls Back"
TMC @ 4:45pm "Toys In The Attic" & "ROTOR"
AMC @ 5:30 "3 Days Of The Condor"
Wam @ 6pm & 4am Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Mystery, 6:20 "Flowers In The Attic"
Action, 6:30 "Vampire Effect"
TCM @ 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's Family Plot (Bruce Dern, Karen Black)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography of Bruce Lee
HBO @ 8pm "Breakdown"
Cinemax, 8pm "Analyze That"
Showtime, 8pm "Bad Company"
TBS @ 8pm 007 spoof "Austin Powers, Internat. Man of Mystery"
USA Network, 8pm "Final Destination"
Bravo, 8pm & 1:30am "Fatal Attraction" (she won't be IGNORED)
Mystery, 8pm "Drive A Crooked Road"
AMC @ 8pm & 1:30am "Bugsy" Don't call me that
Action @ 8pm "Platoon"
Flix @ 8pm "The Color of Money"
Starz @ 9pm "The Recruit"
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
HBO @ 9:30 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung-fu)
Mystery, 9:30 & 4am "At Close Range"
Cinemax, 10pm "Chain Reaction"
Flix @ 10pm "Sirens"
TBS @ 10:10 & 2:25am "The Cable Guy" (Jim Carrey is psycho)
SciFi @ 11pm "Escape From Atlantis"
Mystery, 11:30 "Leather Jackets"
Flix @ 11:35 "Stranger Than Paradise"
TMC @ 12am "A Prayer For The Dying"
Encore, 12:05 Blade 2
TBS @ 12:20 Spaceballs (Mel Brooks SW spoof)
HBO @ 12:25 "Cruel & Unusual"
Mystery, 1:05 "The Name Of The Rose"
Showtime, 1:15 "Naked Lies" (thriller) & "Dark Passion"
Encore, 2:05 "Heat"
Action @ 3:30 "Undercover Brother"
HBO @ 3:45 "Eraser" (Schwarzenegger)
TMC @ 3:45 "Call Me" (thriller)
TCM @ 4am/7am EST "Here We Go Again" (Fibber McGee & Molly)
Encore, 4am "Nobody's Fool"
AMC @ 4:15 & 9:45am "Prizzi's Honor"
Flix @ 4:45 "Defiance"
TCM @ 5:30/8:30 EST I Married An Angel (1942, with wings)
Encore, 5:50 "Bullitt"
Mystery, 6am "Frogs" (Ray Milland as mad scientist)
HBO @ 6am "Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy in space)
3/16 Tue: AMC @ 7am "Malkovich's Mail"
Starz @ 8:35 Police Academy 4: COPs
USA Network, 9am "The Runner" & "Boondock Saints" @ 11am
Flix @ 9:30 "Thunderbirds Are Go"
Action @ 10am, 2:45pm & 11:35pm Alien
Starz @ 10:05 "Nuns On The Run"
Thrillermax, 10:15 Anaconda
Flix @ 11:05 The Thing With Two Heads
Encore, 11:20 & 8pm Look Who's Talking Too
3/17 Wed: Showtime @ 12am "Mimic 2" & "Boxing Helena"
Wam @ 12am "The Tribe"
HBO @ 12:50 "Scorcher"
TBS @ 1:10 "Sniper"
Cinemax, 1:30 "Blood Work"
USA Network, 1:30 & 10pm "Touching Evil" (pilot movie)
TMC @ 2:15 "Bullets Over Broadway" & "Wilder Napalm"
SciFi @ 3am The Lost World
Flix @ 3am Return of the Living Dead
TBS @ 3:10 Cobra (Stallone)
Showtime, 3:15 "The Fraternity"
Starz @ 3:50 "The Scorpion King"
Action @ 6:45 Battle Beyond the Stars
Mystery @ 7am Ffolks (Roger Moore vs. Tony Perkins)
Encore, 9am & 6pm "Daylight"
Wam @ 9:30, 1:35 & 8pm "Weird Science" eps
Flix @ 9:45 "Time Limit"
TMC @ 10am & 5:15pm "Queen Of Blood" (1966)
Action @ 10:10 & 8:05pm "Bat-21" we leave no one behind
Showtime, 11am "Catch Me If You Can"
HBO @ 11:30 & 7pm "While You Were Sleeping"
Flix @ 11:30 & 11:05pm "The Haunted Palace" (V. Price)
TMC @ 11:30 & 8pm "The Sum Of All Fears" (2002)
Mystery, 12:20 "Telefon" (Donald Pleasence starting WW3)
Action @ 12:50 "Out Of Bounds"
Starz @ 1pm Canadian Bacon (comedy) US vs. Canada in WW3
Flix @ 1pm "Crucible Of Horror"
Showtime, 1pm "Gallipoli" (WWI) Mel Gibson
TMC @ 1:35 "Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins"
Action @ 2:30 & 10pm "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
TCM @ 2:30/5:30 EST "The Quiet Man" (John Wayne)
Starz @ 2:45 "Mortal Kombat"
Encore, 2:50 & 11:30pm Commando (Schwarzenegger)
HBO @ 3pm "The Beautician & The Beast" (1997)
AMC @ 3:15 "Garden of Evil" (1954)
HBO2 @ 4pm "The Tuxedo" (2002, Jackie Chan)
USA Network, 4:30 "Spy Game"
Encore, 4:30 "High Heels & Low Lifes"
Action @ 4:35 "Air Rage"
Flix @ 4:45 "Diary Of A Madman"
HBO @ 5pm "Powder" (1995)
Showtime, 5pm "Get Shorty"
Starz @ 5pm & 5:35am "Master Of Disguise"
Cinemax, 5:30 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
Mystery, 5:40 & 5am "White Nights"
Starz @ 6:30 "Black Hawk Down" we leave no one behind
Flix @ 6:30 "The Comedy of Terrors" (V. Price, Karloff, Lorre)
SciFi @ 7pm "Magical Legend of the Leprechauns" (4-hours)
FX @ 8pm & 11pm "Dr. Dolittle 2"
FMC @ 8pm Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
Disney Channel, 8pm "The Luck Of The Irish"
Fam. Channel, 8pm "The Flintstones" (John Goodman)
Cinemax, 8pm "The Ring"
Mystery @ 8pm & 3:05am "The Badge"
Encore @ 8pm & 10am Thu "Awakenings" (DeNiro, Robin Williams)
Flix @ 8pm "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" (Vincent Price)
AMC @ 8pm & 2:20am "The Longest Day" (WW2)
UPN @ 8pm "Game Over" (new series)
Showtime, 8:30 Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis
Bravo @ 9pm "No Way Out"
Spk (TNN) 9pm "Coming To America" (Eddie Murphy)
TBS @ 9pm & 3am "Crocodile Dundee 2"
Starz @ 9pm & 3:45am "Friday After Next"
Flix @ 9:35 Poe's "The Conqueror Worm"
Mystery @ 9:45 "One False Move"
Cinemax @ 10pm "Analyze That"
SciFi @ 11pm "Leprechaun" (1993 thriller)
HBO @ 11:50 "Phone Booth" & "Best Of The Best 3"
TBS @ 12am "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation"
Cinemax, 1:40 "Mask Of Death"
SciFi @ 3am Gremlins Part 2: The New Batch"
HBO @ 4:35 "Reversal of Fortune" (1990)
HBO2 @ 6am "Starman" (1984)
Cinemax @ 6:30 Ernest Goes To Jail (Jim Varney, Randall Tex Cobb)
3/18 Thu: HBO @ 7am "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
Encore, 8:05, 6:15pm & 2:40am "Reign Of Fire"
Action, 8:30, 6:20pm & 1:40am "Moonrunners"
HBO @ 8:45 & 4:15pm "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
Showtime2, 8:45 "Master Of The Flying Guillotine" (1975)
USA Network, 9am "Voyage of Terror" (1998)
Mystery, 9:15 & 4:35pm "Russkies"
Encore @ 10am "Awakenings" (DeNiro, Robin Williams)
Action, 10:15 Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
TMC @ 10:45 & 10:15pm "Novocaine" (2001, Steve Martin is a dentist)
Cinemax, 9:10 "Chain Reaction" (1996)
Flix @ 11:30 "Count Iorga Vampire"
Mystery, 11:45, 6:20pm & 4am "Tremors"
HBO @ Noon & 8:30 "Catch Me If You Can"
HBO2 @ Noon "The Godfather"
TMC @ 12:30 & 8pm 007 in "Die Another Day" (2002)
Action, 12:50 & 8:05 The Last Dragon (blaxploitation-fu)
Mystery, 1:30 Bert I. Gordon's "Food Of The Gods"
Cinemax2 @ 2:15 "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
Starz @ 2:45 "Rock My World" (Peter O'Toole)
HBO2 @ 3pm "Daredevil" (2003, blind crimefighter)
Encore, 4pm "Chinatown" (Jack Nicholson)
AMC @ 4:05pm "The Longest Day" (WW2)
Action, 4:30 & 11:50 "Tough Guys" (Kirk Douglas)
Cinemax2 @ 5pm Batman Forever (1995)
WGN @ 5pm "Mad Dog & Glory"
Wam @ 6pm & 3am Footloose
Showtime, 6:30 "Domestic Disturbance"
History Channel, 7pm "The Horrors of Hussein/Sons Of Saddam"
SciFi @ 7pm "Snakehead Terror" (2004 tv-movie)
Flix @ 8pm Invasion of the Bee Girls (female insect mutants)
FX @ 8pm & 11pm "Booty Call" (1997)
Encore, 8pm Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Fam. Channel, 8pm "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton, Teri Garr)
TBS @ 8pm & 12:10am Wild Wild West (1999)
Mystery, 8pm "Flatliners"
HBO @ 8:15 Making of "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Cinemax, 8:30 "National Security"
USA Network @ 9pm "Sabrina" (hosted movie)
Starz @ 9pm "Lord of the Rings: The 2 Towers"
Encore, 9:35 "Friday"
Cinemax, 10pm "Cradle 2 the Grave"
Mystery, 10pm "Do Not Disturb" (1965 comedy)
Action, 10pm Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
TBS @ 10:10 "Money Talks"
TCM @ 11pm/2am EST "Slap Shot" (1977) Strother Martin of SSSSSSS
Flix @ 11:05 "Sunday bloody Sunday"
Encore, 11:10 "Scream"
Mystery, 11:45 "Shadow Conspiracy"
USA Network, 12am "Drop Zone" & "Hoodlum"
HBO @ 1am "Bloodsport"
TNT @ 1am "The Ref" (Denis Leary)
Encore, 1:05 "Where Sleeping Dogs Lie"
TMC @ 1:25 "Red Meat" (comedy)
Mystery, 1:35 "Silent Hunter"
Cinemax, 3:30 "Pendulum"
TNT @ 4am "Carwash" (1976) blaxploitation with George Carlin
Action, 4am Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
HBO2 @ 4:20 "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"
Encore, 4:30 "Bandolero!"
Starz, 6:10 & 4:05pm Kermit's Swamp Years
3/19 Fri: Action, 6:45, 4:50pm & 12:50am "The Bourne Identity"
TMC @ 6:55, @ 6:15pm & 3am "The Others"
AMC @ 7:45 "The Barbarian & The Geisha" (John Wayne in Japan)
TCM @ 8am/11am EST "Sky Murder" (1940) followed by
"Stranger On The Third Floor" (Peter Lorre)
Flix @ 8am "Gor: Counter-Earth" (1988)
Encore, 8:20 "Jack"
HBO2 @ 8:30 "Scooby-Doo" (2002) followed by Making of "Scooby-Doo 2"
Cinemax @ 8:30 "Firewalker" (Chuck Norris)
Flix @ 9:45 "Message From Space"
Showtime, 9:45 "Dreamchild"
Cinemax, 10:15 & 10pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
HBO2 @ 10:15 & Midnight "Steel" (Shaq O'Neal as a superhero)
Action, 10:30, 6:50pm & 4:30am "Undercover Brother"
Flix @ 11:30 "The Crimson Cult"
FX @ Noon Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands
HBO2 @ Noon "The Godfather, Part 2"
TCM @ 12pm/3pm EST "The Saint Takes Over" (1940) George Sanders
followed by "Double Identity" (1940), "Brother Orchid" (Edward G. Robinson)
Encore, 12:15 "Shattered"
Flix @ 1pm "Eddie & The Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives"
Action @ 1pm The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Starz @ 1pm "Lord of the Rings: The 2 Towers"
Showtime, 1:15 "Master Of The Flying Guillotine" (1975)
Mystery @ 1:20 & 3pm "Deceptions"
Encore, 2pm Cocoon
Action, 2:40 "The Final Option"
Showtime, 3pm "Code Hunter" (2002)
AMC @ 4pm "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" (1970)
followed by Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)
Encore, 4pm "Enemy Mine" (on another planet)
TCM @ 4pm/7pm EST "Murder In The Air" (1940) followed by
"Foul Play" (Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase)
Starz @ 4:05 "Kermit's Swamp Years"
Mystery @ 4:40 & 1am "Agatha Christie's Dead Man's Folly"
USA Network, 6pm "Touching Evil" (pilot movie)
Cinemax, 6:30 "What About Bob?" (Bill Murray)
Showtime, 6:30 & 5am "Kill Me Later"
History Channel, 7pm "Modern Marvels" looks at survival in extremes
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
UPN @ 8pm "Ragtime" (1981) James Cagney
AMC @ 8pm Day The Earth Stood Still
TNT @ 8pm "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
FX @ 8pm & 12am Speed 2 (1997)
TBS @ 8pm & 10pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" (Danny DeVito)
Mystery, 8pm & 4am "Flowers In The Attic"
Action, 8:20 & 2:50am "Guncrazy"
SciFi @ 9pm & 11pm Stargate: Lost City (last ep of season)
HBO @ 9pm "Ghost Ship" (2002)
Starz @ 9pm "Base-ketball"
TMC @ 9:30 "Changing Lanes"
Encore, 9:35 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
AMC @ 10pm "Prophecy"
Cinemax, 10pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets"
Starz @ 11pm & 7:40am "Anger Management"
TBS @ 12am & 8am "High School High"
Flix @ 12:05 "Blood Red"
AMC @ 12:15 John Capenter's They Live
HBO @ 12:20 "Malevolent"
Starz @ 12:50 "Diabolique"
TNT @ 1am & 8am "Bird On A Wire" (Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn)
USA Network, 1am "Spiders 2"
Encore @ 1:30 "Heat"
NBC @ 1:35 "Last Call, Carson Daly" guest Jeff Goldblum
Flix @ 1:45 "The Return of Superfly"
HBO @ 2am "The Assignment"
TBS @ 2am "In The Army Now" (Lori Petty of Tank Girl)
AMC @ 2:15 & 2:45 Tales From The Crypt eps Beauty Rest & Strung Along
Wam @ 2:30 & 10am "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
Cinemax, 2:45 "Half Past Dead"
TNT @ 3am "Wildcats" (1986) Goldie Hawn
USA Network, 3am "Killer Rats"
AMC @ 3:15 Return of the Fly (1959) Vincent Price
Encore, 3:15 "Let's Get Harry"
TBS @ 4am "Used Cars" (Kurt Russell comedy)
HBO @ 4:05 "Adrenalin: Fear The Rush"
Cinemax, 4:30 "Love & A Bullet"
TMC @ 4:45 "Henry V" (I musta missed the first four)
Flix @ 5am "The Crimson Cult"
TNT @ 5:30 "Foul Play" (Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase)
Encore, 5:30 & 2:30pm "Dragonfly"
Action @ 6:20 "Bloodsport 3"
HBO @ 6:30 "Hero"
Showtime, 6:30 "CHOMPS" (nice cyber-doggie)
3/20 Sat: TMC @ 7:05 "Spy Kids 2"
Mystery, 7:10 & 2:50pm "Deadly Messages"
Encore @ 7:20 "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Action @ 8am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Cinemax, 8:15 "Pros & Cons"
HBO @ 8:30 "The Saint"
TMC @ 8:45 "Morons From Outer Space"
SciFi @ 9am "Rattled"
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "Wait Until Dark" (1967) followed by
"Cape Fear" (1962)
Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
The Time Machine (1960) @ 3:15/6:15pm EST
Wam @ 10am "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
Cinemax, 10am "The Abyss"
TNT @ 10am "As Good As It Gets"
TMC @ 10:15 "Honeymoon In Vegas"
HBO @ 10:30 Star Trek: 1st Contact
Comedy Central, 11am "Happy, Texas" (1999)
SciFi @ 11am "Tremors 2"
TBS @ 11am "Hard Target"
USA Network, 11am "Wayne's World" 1 & 2 (we're not worthy)
Showtime, 11:30 "Mimic 2"
TMC @ Noon "Bev. Hills Ninja"
HBO @ 12:30 "Shallow Hal"
Comedy Central, 1pm "City Slickers" (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance)
Lifetime, 1pm "Helter Skelter"
Cinemax, 1pm "Juwanna Mann"
SciFi @ 1pm "Python" & "Python 2"
WB @ 1pm "Striptease" (same star as The 7th Sign)
TBS @ 1:15 "Spy Kids 2"
Disney Channel, 2pm "The Other Me" (send in the clones)
Spk (TNN) 2pm 007 (Sean) in "Thunderball"
HBO @ 2:30 "I-Spy" (Eddie Murphy as a man in black)
Showtime, 2:45 "My Giant" (with Billy Crystal)
Cartoon Net, 3pm "Scooby-Doo & The Reluctant Werewolf"
TNT @ 3pm Blast From The Past
3/21 Sun: Flix @ 1:35 A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans as Shame)
Showtime, 4am Terminal Countdown (1999)
Action, 4:10 Alien
Flix @ 5am "On The Beach" (1959) watching the mushroom clouds
TBS @ 5:10 "Good Morning, Vietnam" & "Osmosis Jones"
AMC @ 6am American Graffiti
Showtime, 8:30 "Flatliners"
SciFi @ 9am "Howling 4" & "Howling 7"
TBS @ 9:40 "The Triangle"
Cartoon Net, 10am "Scooby-Doo & The Ghoul School"
USA Net, 10am "Jade"
Cinemax, 11am "Showtime"
AMC @ 11:30 "The 3 Stooges In Orbit" (Jules Verne spoof)
TBS @ 11:45 "Wildcats" (Goldie Hawn)
Cartoon Net, 12pm "Scooby-Doo & The Cyber Chase"
Wam @ 12pm, 9pm & 2am "Short Circuit 2" (number 5 is still alive)
SciFi @ 1pm "Creepshow"
Mystery, 1:10 "Agatha Christie's Man In The Brown Suit"
AMC @ 1:30 Dragnet
Cinemax, 1:30 & 10pm "National Security" (comedy)
USA Net @ 2:30 & 1am "Sliver" (1993)
Action, 2:45 & 12am "Bat-21" We leave no one behind
Mystery, 2:50 & 5:40am "Avalanche Express"
SciFi @ 3pm "Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings"
Encore, 3pm & 1:40am "The Good Son"
AMC @ 3:30 Harry & The Henderson
Flix, 3:30 "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" (Vincent Price)
TMC @ 3:30 & 12:05am 007 in "Die Another Day"
Comedy Central, 4pm The Beverly Hillbillies (Jim Varney as Jed)
Mystery, 4:20 Ray Bradbury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
Bravo @ 4:30 "Fatal Attraction"
Encore, 4:30 Look Who's Talking Too
USA Net @ 4:30 "Basic Instinct"
Action, 4:35 & 1:50am "Terminal Velocity"
SciFi @ 5pm "Dog Soldiers" (army vs. werewolves)
Starz @ 5:05 & 3:20am "Bad Company"
AMC @ 5:30 "Thelma & Louise"
HBO @ 5:30 "Catch Me If You Can"
Comedy Central, 6pm "Joe Dirt"
TBS @ 6pm "Rush Hour 2"
Encore, 6pm "Daylight" (Stallone as rescuer)
Black Starz, 6:20 "The Golden Child" (Eddie Murphy)
Cinemax, 6:20 The Relic
Flix @ 6:30 "Shadows & Fog"
SciFi @ 7pm "Threshold"
USA Net @ 7pm "Casino"
WB @ 8pm: "Charmed" rerun about the sword in the stone
Mystery, 8pm & 4am The Seventh Sign
Flix @ 8pm "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Action @ 8pm Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:30am "Fletch Lives" (in a creepy abandoned mansion)
Bravo @ 8pm & 11pm profiles Barbra Streisand (Mirror Has 2 Faces)
Fam Channel, 8pm "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
History Channel, 8pm "UFOs, What You Don't Know"
Showtime, 8pm Star Trek: Nemesis
TBS @ 8pm & 10pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" (Danny DeVito)
TNT @ 8pm "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
Cinemax, 8:15 RoboCop stay out of trouble
SciFi @ 9pm Sasquatch
Animal Planet, 9pm "Tippi Hedren: Life With Big Cats"
Mystery, 9:40 "The Crow"
ABC @ 10pm "The Practice" (guest star William Shatner)
Fam Channel, 10pm The Flintstones (John Goodman)
AMC @ 10pm & 4:30am "History Of The World Part I" (Mel Brooks)
Action @ 10pm & 3:50am "Platoon"
Flix @ 10pm "The Believers"
History Channel, 10pm "History's Mysteries" looks at prostitution
TLC @ 10pm & 1am "While You Were Out" (Penn & Teller)
Encore, 10:20 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
TNT @ 10:30 "You've Got Mail" (you have got mail?)
SciFi @ 11pm "Tripping The Rift" (new ep)
HBO @ 11:05 "A Mighty Wind" (it's like a spinal tap comedy)
Starz @ 11:15 "Black Hawk Down" We leave no one behind
Mystery, 11:30 "The Name Of The Rose" (Sean Connery)
Encore @ 12am "40 Days & 40 Nights"
Cinemax, 12:30 "Devil In The Flesh"
Starz @ 1:45 "Excessive Force 2"
Showtime, 1:45 "Bad Company"
Cinemax, 2am "The Enemy"
AMC @ 2:30 Harry & The Henderson
TBS @ 2:30 "Osmosis Jones" (Bill Murray)
SciFi @ 3am "Modern Vampires"
HBO @ 3:05 "Body Parts"
Flix @ 3:35 "Legacy of Blood"
Cinemax, 3:45 RoboCop stay out of trouble
TMC @ 4:35 "Bullets Over Broadway" (comedy)
Flix @ 5:15 "Little Monsters" (what's under the bed?)
Action @ 6am "The Vikings"
Showtime, 6:30 "Catch Me If You Can"
3/22 Mon: Flix @ 7am "Jack the Giant Killer" (1962)
Mystery, 7:35 Ffolks (Roger Moore vs. Tony Perkins)
Action, 8:05 "Another Stakeout"
AMC @ 8:15 "The King & I" (Yul Brynner)
Flix @ 8:45 "Diary of a Madman"
USA Net @ 9am "Relentless: Mind of a Killer"
HBO2 @ 9am "Trapped" (2002)
AMC @ 11am "The Nutty Professor" (1963)
TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "The Cobweb" (1955) followed by
"Nightmare" (1956)
Encore, 11:10 "Johnny Dangerously"
TMC @ 11:35 & 9:30pm Novocaine (you'll be a dentist)
HBO @ 12:30 "Powder"
TMC @ 1:15, 8pm & 4:30am "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course" (2002)
AMC @ 1:25 "Return of the Pink Panther" (Peter Sellers)
Flix @ 1:45 "Love Bites" (1993)
USA Net @ 2pm "Casino" (1995)
Showtime, 2:30 "The Whole Wide World" (1997)
Encore, 2:30 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
TMC @ 2:45 "So Evil, So Young" (1960) Jill Ireland
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "The Seventh Sin"
HBO2 @ 3:15 "Flatliners"
Flix @ 3:30 Mars Needs Women (1965) Tommy Kirk
Action @ 3:35 The Last Dragon
AMC @ 3:40 "History of the World Part 1" (Mel Brooks)
TMC @ 4:05 "The Front" (1976)
Starz Kids @ 4:10 Batman (Adam West)
Bravo @ 5pm "The Producers" (Mel Brooks)
HBO @ 5pm "James & the Giant Peach" (stopmation)
WGN @ 5pm "FIST" (Stallone as Jimmy Hoffa)
Action, 5:30 RoboCop 2
AMC @ 5:40 & 12:30am "9 to 5" (Jane Fonda vs. Dabney Coleman)
Cinemax, 5:40 "Pearl Harbor 2: Pearlmageddon"
Cinemax, 6pm "Pretty Woman"
Mystery @ 6:05 & 2:10am The Omen
HBO @ 6:30 "Mom & Dad Save The World" (Teri Garr)
Comedy Central, 7:30 "Best In Show" (it's like a spinal tap, at a dogshow)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography of Charlie Sheen
Encore @ 8pm A Nightmare On Elm Street
AMC @ 8pm & 7:50am "Thelma & Louise"
Bravo @ 8pm & 12:30am The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988)
Disney Channel, 8pm "You Wish"
HBO @ 8pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
History Channel, 8pm & 12am: Mail Call looks at Rangers, Black Hawks
Showtime, 8pm "Get Shorty"
TBS @ 8pm 007 spoof "Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me"
Mystery @ 8pm "Betrayed"
Wam @ 9pm & 1am Monsters, Inc.
USA Net @ 9pm "Spy Game"
Encore @ 8pm Nightmare On Elm Street 5: Dream Child
Action, 8:20 & 3:45am "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
Black Starz @ 9:35 & 4:35am "Blood & Concrete, A Love Story"
Cinemax, 10pm "Half Past Dead"
Showtime, 10pm "Domestic Disturbance"
HBO @ 10:15 Escape From L.A. (call me Plisskin)
SciFi @ 11pm "A Return To Salem's Lot" (Michael Moriarty vs. vampires)
Mystery, 11:05 "Wild Things 2"
Encore @ 11:05 Wes Craven's New Nightmare
TBS @ 11:10 "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Flix @ 11:15 "Moscow on the Hudson"
CBS @ 11:35 David Letterman: guest is Tom Hanks
NBC @ 11:35 Jay Leno: guests are Mel Gibson, Price and a mad scientist
Cinemax, 11:40 "Queen Of The Damned"
Action, 12:05 RoboCop 2
TMC @ 12:35 "Midnight Express"
Mystery, 12:40 "The Visitors"
Encore, 1:05 "Reign Of Fire"
HBO @ 2am "Phone Booth"
TNT @ 2am Psycho Parts 2 & 4: The Beginning
Encore, 3am "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
TBS @ 3:25 "Career Opportunities"
Flix @ 4:35 Mars Needs Women (1965) Tommy Kirk
Cinemax, 4:45 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Flix @ 6am "The Comedy of Terrors" (V. Price, Karloff, Lorre)
Action @ 6:45 Battle Beyond The Stars
Flix @ 7:30 "The Crimson Cult"
Black Starz @ 8am & 3:40pm The Thing With Two Heads (Ray Milland is mad)
Starz Kids @ 8:10 Batman (Adam West)
3/24 Wed: Black Starz, 7:40 Night of the Living Dead
TMC @ 8am & 8pm "Wilder Napalm" (1993) Jim Varney
TCM @ 9am EST Bad Day At Black Rock
HBO2 @ 10am & 8pm Volcano (1997) The coast is toast
AMC @ 10:45 "Used People" (1992)
TMC @ 11:30 & 10pm 007 in "Die Another Day" (2002)
Mystery, 11:45 "Frogs" (Ray Milland as mad scientist)
Wam @ Noon & 8am "The Secret of Nimh"
HBO @ Noon "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (spy spoof) Bill Murray
HBO2 @ 1:30 "Stay Tuned" (a satallite dish with 666 channels)
HBO2 @ 3pm "Firetrap" (2000)
Showtime, 3pm "Kill Me Later"
Action, 3:15 Alien
HBO @ 4pm & 11:50 "Catch Me If You Can"
Starz Kids, 4:10 Batman (the Adam West movie)
Flix @ 4:30 "Reptilicus"
Action, 5:15 "Nowhere To Run"
Cinemax, 6:30 "The First Wives Club" (Goldie Hawn)
Action @ 6:50 & 4:15am Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs wizard)
Lifetime, 7pm "Stranger In Town" (1998) Harry Hamlin
SciFi @ 7pm "Species" & "Species 2"
Starz @ 7:05 & 2:15am "Anger Management" (Jack Nicholson)
AMC @ 8pm & 2am "Navy SEALs"
Encore, 8pm "Snow Dogs"
Mystery @ 8pm & 2:50am "Soul Assassin"
Wam @ 8pm & 4am "Weird Science" eps
Spk (TNN) 9pm "The Untouchables"
Starz @ 9pm & 6am "View From The Top"
TBS @ 9pm & 3am "Cliffhanger"
Mystery, 9:40 "Timebomb"
Flix @ 9:45 "Blood Red"
TNT @ 10pm "Pleasantville" (modern kids trapped in a 1950s TV)
Action, 10pm Alien
Starz @ 10:30 "Bad Company"
SciFi @ 11pm "Fire In The Sky" (1993) or Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Flix @ 11:30 A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans as Shame)
Showtime, 11:45 "Rob Roy"
Action, 12:05 "True Vengeance"
Encore, 12:10 "Color Of Night"
Starz @ 12:30 "Base-ketball"
Flix @ 1:15 "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
HBO @ 2:15 "Body Parts"
Showtime, 2:15 "Black Mama, White Mama" (1973) Pam Grier
Wam @ 2:30 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
SciFi @ 3am "Deadlocked, Escape from Zone 14"
Cinemax, 3:15 Friday the 13th part 6: Jason Lives
Flix @ 3:15 "Thunderbirds Are Go!" (stopmation puppets)
TNT @ 3:30 "The Game"
Showtime, 3:45 "Bare Deception"
Encore, 3:55 "Friday"
Starz @ 4:05 "Diabolique"
AMC @ 4:30 Matt Helm in The Wrecking Crew (1969)
Flix @ 4:55 "The Caretakers"
Black Starz, 5am "Black Samurai"
Encore @ 5:30 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
3/25 Thu: TMC @ 6:20am & 1:05pm "Texas Rangers" (2001)
Flix @ 6:35 "Gor"
Mystery, 7:30 "Dead Heat On A Merry-Go-Round"
Showtime, 7:30 "Daddy's Dying...Who's Got The Will?"
Wam @ 8am "The Secret of Nimh"
Cinemax, 8:30 "The Burbs" (Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern)
HBO @ 8:30 & 4:15 "The Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
USA Net @ 8:30 "Memories Of Midnight" (Jane Seymour)
Action, 8:35, 4:45 & 11:45pm "Bloodsport 3"
Showtime, 9:15 "Gallipoli" (WW1) Mel Gibson
Mystery @ 9:20 & 3pm "Flowers In The Attic"
TMC @ 9:40, 4:30pm & 5:15am "Married To The Mob" (comedy)
Action @ 10:15 & 8:10pm "Terminal Velocity"
USA Net @ 10:30 "Silhouette" (1990) Faye Dunaway
HBO @ 10:30 Star Trek: 1st Contact (1996)
Encore @ 11am & 8pm "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
Black Starz, 11am & 1:40am "The Golden Child" (Eddie Murphy)
TMC @ 11:25 King Kong Lives (1986) monkey die everybody cry
HBO2 @ 11:30 "The Fugitive" (1993)
Mystery @ 11:45 & 6:10pm "Amateur"
Showtime2 @ Noon "My Mom's A Werewolf" (John Saxon)
HBO @ 12:30 & 8:30 "A Mighty Wind" (2003 comedy)
Action @ 12:50 & 10pm "The 3 Musketeers"
Flix @ 1pm RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Encore, 1pm "High Heels & Low Lifes"
Mystery @ 1:30 & 10pm "V.I. Warshawski" (Kathleen Turner has gonades)
HBO2 @ 2:30 "Murder By Numbers" (2002)
TMC @ 2:30 "Focus" (2001)
USA Net @ 2:30 Stargate (Kurt Russell)
Encore, 2:35 "The 18th Angel"
Action @ 2:45 "The Vikings"
Comedy Central, 3pm & 8am Tank Girl (Lori Petty vs Malcolm McDowall)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "The Mark of Zorro" (1940)
Starz @ 3:30 & 11pm "The Scorpion King"
Encore @ 4:05 & 11:35 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
Mystery @ 4:35 & 11:30 "When A Stranger Calls Back"
WGN @ 5pm "The Pandora Project" (Daniel Baldwin)
AMC @ 5:30 "Navy SEALs"
SciFi @ 7pm "Lake Placid"
Cinemax, 7:17 "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
FX @ 8 & 11pm "Porky's" (1981)
UPN @ 8pm "Hollywood Knights" (1980 Halloween)
TMC @ 8pm "Dracula 2"
HBO @ 8:30 "A Mighty Wind"
TNT @ 9pm Stepmom
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
USA Net, 9pm 007 in "GoldenEye"
TCM @ 9:15/12:15 EST "Rollerball" (scifi) James Caan
TMC @ 9:30 "We Were Soldiers"
AMC @ 10pm & 2:30am "Thelma & Louise"
TBS @ 10:10 Blade
SciFi @ 10:30 "Tripping the Rift" new ep
Spk (TNN) 11pm "Stripperella" vs. a Werebeaver
TNT @ 11pm Stepmom
AMC @ 12:30 "Joe Kidd" (Clint Eastwood)
USA Net, 12:30 "Dante's Peak"
Cinemax, 12:40 "Men In Black 2"
TBS @ 12:40 Spawn
HBO @ 1am Pulp Fiction
Mystery, 1:05 "The Name of the Rose" (Sean Connery)
Showtime, 1:15 "Deceiver"
Black Starz, 1:40 "The Golden Child"
AMC @ 2am & 5:30pm "Navy SEALs"
TBS @ 2:40 Universal Soldier: The Return
Showtime, 3am "Hammer" (1972) Fred Williamson
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "Captain Blood" (1935)
Flix @ 3:30 "The Believers"
Encore, 3:40 A Nightmare On Elm Street
Action @ 4am "Guncrazy"
HBO @ 4:10 "Cruel & Unusual"
Starz @ 4:25 John Carpenter's Vampires
HBO2 @ 4:25 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
Encore, 5:15 "Deception"
Action @ 5:40am "The 3 Musketeers"
Starz @ 6am & 6:45pm "Cutthroat Island"
Cinemax, 6am "The Court Jester" the pellet with the poison's in...
Mystery, 6:05 "Knock On Any Door"
Encore, 6:50 & 4:45pm Look Who's Talking Too
3/26 Fri: TMC @ 7am, 2:05pm & 9:45 "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course"
HBO @ 7:30 "The Beautician & The Beast" (1997)
Flix @ 7:30 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Wam @ 8am "Short Circuit 2" (number 5 is still alive)
HBO2 @ 8am "Daredevil" (blind superhero)
Starz Kids @ 8:10, 12:10, 4:10pm Batman (the Adam West movie)
Encore, 8:15 "Shadows & Fog"
Action @ 8:30 "The 5th Musketeer"
TMC @ 8:30 "The Sum of all Fears" (2002)
USA Net @ 9am "Unforgivable" (1996)
Flix @ 9am "Count Iorga Vampire"
Mystery @ 9:20 & 4:45 "Squirm" (a past Mystery Science Theater 3000 ep)
Cinemax, 9:20 The Time Machine (2002 remake)
HBO2 @ 9:45 "Necessary Roughness" (1991) Scott Bakula
Showtime, 10am "Thunder Alley" (1967)
Action, 10:20 "Submerged"
Black Starz, 10:20 & 4:45pm A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans as Shame)
HBO @ 10:30 "I-Spy" (Eddie Murphy as a man in black)
Flix @ 10:35 "A Shot in the Dark" (comedy)
TMC @ 10:45 & 8pm "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams"
USA Net @ 11am "Shadow of Doubt" (1999)
Encore, 11:30 & 6:10pm "Dragonfly"
Showtime, 11:30 "Catch Me If You Can" & "Waterproof"
Mystery, 11:45, 9:40pm & 5am "Food Of The Gods"
HBO @ 2:30 "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
Showtime, 3pm "Comic Book Villains" (2002)
USA Net, 3pm 007 in "GoldenEye"
TMC @ 3:30 RoboCop 2 Behave yourselves!
3/27 Sat: AMC @ 12:30am Jaws 2
Flix @ 1am Return Of The Living Dead
AMC @ 3am & 10:30pm Jaws: The Revenge
Encore, 3:40 "Scream"
AMC @ 5am "Sniper's Ridge"
Mystery, 5am Burt I. Gordon's "Food Of The Gods"
TCM @ 8am EST "Detour" (1945)
Action @ 8am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
SciFi @ 9am "Battlefield Earth" (stop laughing)
Mystery, 9:50 "Telefon" (Donald Pleasence almost starts WW3)
Starz @ 10am RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
TCM @ 11am "The Wild One" (Brando)
TBS @ 11am "Splash"
Starz @ 12pm "Lord Of The Rings: The 2 Towers"
Cinemax, 12:30 "Sleepers"
Comedy Central, 1pm "Weird Science"
Fam Channel, 1pm "The Karate Kid"
SciFi @ 1pm "Terminal Invasion"
WB @ 1pm Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
TBS @ 1:15 "Murder at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave"
Disney Channel, 2pm "Double Teamed"
Spk (TNN) 2pm 007 in "Octopussy" (an octopus)
Bravo, 2:30 "City Slickers 2" (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance)
Mystery, 3pm "Do Not Disturb"
SciFi @ 3pm Event Horizon
Fam Channel, 3:30 "The Next Karate Kid" (it's a girl!)
TBS @ 3:30 "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" (Danny DeVito)
Starz Kids, 4:10 Batman (1966) Adam West
USA Net @ 4:30 "Spy Game"
Mystery, 4:40 "Russkies"
Cinemax, 4:45 "Wisegirls"
SciFi @ 5pm "Interceptor Force"
Spk (TNN) 5pm "The Good, The Bad & the Ugly" (Clint Eastwood)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Field Of Dreams" (if you build it, they will come)
FX @ 5:30 "Dr. Dolittle 2" (Eddie Murphy gets environmental)
AMC @ 6pm Conan the Destroyer (Arnold the Barbarian 2)
Fam Channel, 6pm "The Flintstones" (John Goodman)
Wam @ 6pm Footloose
Encore, 6:05 "Jack"
HBO @ 6:15 "While You Were Sleeping"
TMC @ 6:15 "Novocaine" you'll be a dentist
Mystery, 6:20 Stephen King's "Sometimes They Come Back"
SciFi @ 7pm "Interceptor Force 2"
TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST A League Of Their Own (1992)
TBS @ 7pm "Boyz N the Hood"
Spk @ 7:30 "The Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
NBC @ 8pm "A Knight's Tale"
FX @ 8pm "Kiss Of The Dragon" (Jet Li, Bridget Fonda)
AMC @ 8pm & 6am Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Bravo, 8pm "The Presidio" (Mark Harmen vs. Sean Connery)
TNT @ 8pm "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
Action, 8pm "The Bourne Identity"
History Channel, 8pm "SS: Night Of The Long Knives"
Encore, 8pm & 2:50am "Friday"
Cinemax, 8:15 "Queen of the Damned"
SciFi @ 9pm & 1am "Phantom Force"
Wam @ 9pm Monsters, Inc
Starz @ 9pm & 8:05am "Holes" (Sigourney Weaver & lizards)
Encore, 9:30 Blade 2
Showtime, 9:45 "Vanilla Sky" (2001)
Mystery, 9:45 "Flatliners"
FX @ 10pm "The Hitman" (1991) Chuck Norris
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:50am "House of 1000 Corpses"
AMC @ 10:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
TNT @ 10:30 & 1:15pm Sunday: "Sleepless In Seattle"
Wam @ 9:40 "Desperately Seeking Susan" (Madonna)
SciFi @ 11pm "Last Voyage"
TCM @ 11:15/2:15 EST "Angels In The Outfield" (1951) Janet Leigh
Wam @ 12:30 "Message From Space"
AMC @ 1am Conan the Destroyer (Arnold the Barbarian 2)
Encore, 1:05 "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis)
Black Starz @ 1:10 "Uninvited Guest"
HBO @ 1:15 "Thick As Thieves" (1999) Alec Baldwin
TBS @ 1:15 "Fire Birds" (1990) Nicolas Cage
Mystery, 1:45 "Silent Hunters"
Wam @ 2:20 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Starz @ 2:30 "Druids"
Showtime, 2:35 "Bad Company"
HBO @ 2:55 "Breakdown"
SciFi @ 3am "Project Shadowchaser"
TNT @ 3am Bridges of Madison Co (Clint Eastwood)
Cinemax, 3:10 "Drive"
Mystery, 3:30 "Under Suspicion"
TMC @ 3:45 "Novocaine" you'll be a dentist
Action @ 3:50 "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie, in space)
AMC @ 4:30 Death Race 2000 (Carradine vs. Stallone)
TBS @ 5am "Splash" (Tom Hanks & his mermaid)
Mystery @ 5:30 "Betrayed"
Action @ 5:45 "Terror By Night"
AMC @ 6am & 3pm "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"
Showtime, 6:45 "Domestic Disturbance"
3/28 Sun: Encore @ 7am & 6:05pm "Snow Dogs"
TBS @ 7:15 "Home Alone 3"
Wam @ 8am Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Flix @ 8:30 "Message From Space"
AMC @ 8:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
TNT @ 8:30 & Midnight: "It Could Happen To You"
Action @ 8:35 Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
Cinemax @ 8:40 "Ice Age" (CGI)
Encore, 8:40 "Bullitt"
Comedy Central, 9am "Weird Science" (movie)
HBO @ 9am "Shallow Hal"
SciFi @ 9am "The Martian Chronicles" (6 hours)
USA Net @ 9am & 1:30am "Jawbreaker" (a school prank goes awry)
Mystery @ 9am "High Anxiety" (Mel Brooks)
TBS @ 9:15 "Parenthood" (Steve Martin)
Cartoon Net @ 10am "Millionaire Dogs"
Showtime @ 10am "The Whole Wide World"
WGN @ 10am "The Sure Thing"
Cinemax @ 10:05 & 8:15pm "Analyze That"
Starz @ 10:05 "The Master Of Disguise"
Action @ 10:20, 6:20pm & 2:30am "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
TMC @ 10:30 Joe's Apartment with dancing cockroaches!
Mystery, 10:40 & 6:05pm The Omen (the real 7th Sign)
Comedy Central @ 11am & 8pm "Dazed & Confused"
HBO @ 11am "Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
Encore @ 11am & 3:15am "The Crush"
Wam @ 11:42 "Weird Science" ep
TBS @ Noon "Sugar & Spice"
USA Net @ Noon & 10am Monday "Dirty Dancing" (Patrick Swayze)
Flix @ Noon & 8pm "Awakenings"
AMC @ 12:30 "The Cassandra Crossing"
Encore @ 12:35 & 12:15am "Half Baked"
HBO @ 12:45 - The Making of "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
USA Net @ 1pm "Dirty Dancing"
Action @ 1:05, 8:30 & 4:35am "Undercover Brother"
TBS @ 1:30 "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" (Danny DeVito)
WB @ 1:30 "Thelma & Louise"
TMC @ 1:45 & 9:45 "Bev. Hills Ninja"
Cinemax @ 2pm & 10pm "Cradle 2 the Grave"
Showtime, 2pm "Get Shorty"
Encore @ 2pm & 10;15 "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
Black Starz @ 2:15 & 10pm Mo' Money
HBO @ 2:30 & 12:35am "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung fu)
Action @ 2:35 Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell)
USA Net @ 3pm & 8am "Head Over Heels" (2001)
SciFi @ 3pm "Robin Cook's Invasion" (4 hours)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "On The Waterfront" (1954) Brando
TMC @ 3:15 & 12:45am "The Others"
TBS @ 3:30 & 12:45am "Lethal Weapon"
TNT @ 3:30 "Overboard" (Kurt Russell)
Cinemax, 3:45 "Half Past Dead"
Showtime, 3:45 "Domestic Disturbance"
Flix @ 3:45 "On The Beach" (1959) watching the mushroom clouds
Action @ 4:20 RoboCop 2 Behave yourselves!
Bravo, 5pm "The Presidio" (Mark Harmen vs. Sean Connery)
TMC @ 5pm & 4:15am "Texas Rangers"
TBS @ 5:30 & 10:15pm "U.S. Marshalls"
TNT @ 5:30 "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
AMC @ 5:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
Cinemax, 5:30 "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
Black Starz @ 5:45 & 1am "Unforgiven"
TCM @ 5:45/8:45 EST: Murder mystery movie marathon
Wam @ 6pm Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
HBO @ 6pm "Shallow Hal"
AMC @ 6pm & 11am Monday: Somewhere In Time
TCM @ 6:30/9:30 EST "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (Clint Eastwood)
TMC @ 6:30 Joe's Apartment with dancing cockroaches!
History Channel, 7pm "UFOs: What You Don't Know"
SciFi @ 7pm "The Arrival" & "The 2nd Arrival"
Starz @ 7:15 "Mortal Kombat"
Mystery @ 8pm & 2:50am "The Badge"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am "DOA" (1988)
Fam Channel @ 8pm "The Cowboy & The Movie Star"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Nostradamus: 500 Years Later"
Starz Kids @ 8:05 & 12:05am "Mr. Magoo" (Leslie Nelson)
Lifetime, 8:30 Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne (Kathy Bates)
Bravo, 9pm "The Doors"
Mystery @ 9:45 "Wild Things 2"
Flix @ 10pm "Moscow On The Hudson"
Lifetime, 11pm The Mirror Has Two Faces
TMC @ 11:15 "Dracula 2: Ascension"
Mystery @ 11:20 "One False Move"
TCM @ 12am/3am EST "Tora! Tora! Tora!"
Starz Kids @ 12:05am "Mr. Magoo" (Leslie Nelson)
Wam @ 12:15 Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Showtime, 12:15 "Windtalkers"
Mystery @ 1:10 "Timebomb"
Flix @ 1:30 "The Nest" (1988)
TNT @ 2am "Prince Charming" (2001, a fractured fairy tale)
Starz @ 2:05 "Diabolique"
TMC @ 2:30 "Vampire's Kiss"
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "The Penguin Pool Murder" (1932)
SciFi @ 3am "Shriek"
Cinemax, 3:50 "Cold Heart"
TNT @ 4am "Soapdish"
Starz Kids @ 4:05 & 8:05pm "Mr. Magoo" (Leslie Nelson)
Encore @ 4:45 & 4pm "If Looks Could Kill"
Mystery @ 5:20 "On The Beach" (1959)
TMC @ 5:45 Joe's Apartment with dancing cockroaches!
Encore @ 6:15 & 8pm "Phenomenon"
Flix @ 6:30 "The Crimson Cult"
HBO2 @ 6:30 Pet Shop
Action @ 6:40 "Soldier Of Fortune"
3/29 Mon: Starz @ 8am & 5:50pm "The Scorpion King"
Encore @ 8:20 "Enemy Mine" (on another planet)
Action @ 8:20 "The Vikings"
HBO2 @ 9:30 "Capt. Ron" (Kurt Russell)
USA Net @ 10am "Dirty Dancing"
AMC @ 11am Somewhere In Time
Showtime @ Noon "Dead Heat" (2002) & "Kill Me Later"
Wam @ Noon & 8am Tue "The Secret of Nimh"
Flix @ 1pm "Abominable Dr. Phibes"
Flix @ 2:45 RoboCop 3
TMC @ 4:30 & 4:40am "Mean Machine" (2001)
Bravo @ 5pm Highlander (Sean Connery)
HBO @ 5pm "Spy Hard"
AMC @ 6pm "DOA" (1988)
Encore, 6pm "Daylight"
Wam @ 6pm & 2:30am "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
TMC @ 6:15 "Spy Kids 2"
TCM @ 6:30/9:30 EST "Shanghai Express" (1932) Anna May Wong
Action, 6:40 & 11:30 "Nowhere To Run"
Lifetime, 7pm "Don't Talk To Strangers"
ABC @ 8pm "The Haunting" (1999) Liam Neeson)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:30am "Charade"
Disney Channel, 8pm "Smart House" (it will keep you safe inside, forever)
Cinemax, 8pm & 2:50am "House of 1000 Corpses"
Showtime, 8pm Halloween: Resurrection
TBS @ 8pm & 10:10 "The Mask" (Jim Carrey)
Encore, 8pm "Phenomenon"
TCM @ 8pm/11pm EST "The Shanghai Gesture" (1941) Gene Tierney
Starz Kids @ 8:05, 12:05 & 4:05am "Mr. Magoo" (Leslie Nelson)
Action, 8:20 "Guncrazy"
Starz @ 9pm & 3:50am "Anger Management"
HBO @ 9pm "Catch Me If You Can"
Lifetime, 9pm "Prayer In The Dark" (1997) Lynda Carter
History Channel, 9pm & 1am "The Hunter Heroes"
Showtime, 9:30 Star Trek: Nemesis
Cinemax, 10pm "Men In Black 2"
TCM @ 10pm/1am EST "West Of Shanghai" (Boris Karloff)
Encore, 10:05 "Taxi Driver" Are you lookin' at me?
Flix, 10:15 A Low Down Dirty Shame
SciFi @ 11pm "Battlefield Earth" stop laughing!
Spk (TNN) 11:05 "Stripperella" vs. the werebeaver
HBO @ 11:30 "The Assignment"
Cinemax, 11:30 The Relic
Mystery, 11:30 "Soul Assassin"
NBC @ 11:35 Jay Leno: guest is Kiefer Sutherland
Encore, 12am "Undisputed"
TBS @ 12:15 "My Girl" (Mortician: Dan Aykroyd)
Starz @ 12:40 John Carpenter's Vampires
Action, 1:05 Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce (vampire comet)
Mystery, 1:10 "Under Suspicion"
HBO @ 1:35 am "FeardotCom"
Flix @ 1:45 Poe's Lair of the White Worm
STAR2 @ 5:35 "Final Destination 2"
HBOEast @ 6:15 "A Troll in Central Park"
3/30 Tue: Flix @ 8am "Crucible of Horror" & "Gor" @ 9:30
HBO3 @ 9:45 "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
ActionmaxEast, 10:45 & 6:20pm The Time Machine (2002 remake)
Mystery, 11:50 Ray Bradbury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
TMC @ 3pm "Morons From Outer Space" followed by
"Married To The Mob"
"Honeymoon In Vegas"
007 in "Die Another Day"
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