GI Rats
GI rats...well...the evil King of Transatlanticoceancountry trained rats as his army. They were very skilled at what they did. Except for the rare few who deserted that is...those vile, treachourus, deserters were guilloitined. So, that's the story of the GI rats. Oh, by the way, the GI rat system was disbanded after the disastrous Battle of StarHallAquariam in which the entire rat army was devoured by the GI piranas of King Susan of Repitory.
So, wanna go back to MacBob?
One, two, cha cha cha! Don't worry about my mental health!! Three, four cha cha cha!! It's just fine thanks!! Five, six cha cha cha!! I've always been this way!! Seven, eight cha cha cha!!
And the sad part is this is a relativly normal day for me....