MacBob loved his wife and agreed to murder King Antipepper, having been told by the Kilties that no man of shorter hair could harm him. As MacBob had rather long hair, he felt sure no one could challenge him.
MacBob killed King Antipepper, and then blamed on the guards, Joe the Fishmonger and Tartan, the Antipepper's wife. All were executed.
But all was not well. MacDude (formerly Fredania the Macedonian) had smelled a rat. And the rats name was MacBob. MacDude went and got a weave, then went after MacBob. MacBob's wife, Ethel, was haunted by the murder of the Antipepper and she threw herself out of a high window. MacBob would've made a lovely speech, but all he could come up with was "Bummer..."
MacDude fought with MacBob, and for the first time MacBob was frightened because MacDude had REALLY long hair. (and his wasn't permed!) MacDude eventually cut off MacBob's head and hung it over a picture of a guitar in his hallway.
Moral:Don't listen to crazy Kilties or people named Ethel!
Written by:Nogs and Lee Lee the Leeprochan on 4/19/99
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