Bob goes to Jamaica, Mon!

One day, Bob was at the pool hall...he was having a beer with The Entourage and shooting some pool and just basically hanging out and having a good time. How nice......Anyway, The Entourage quickly got bored at the pool hall. They lost all their money to some good players from northern Idahoe and decided to leave before they got beat with a potatoe or something. Bob didn't wanna go home cuz his house was a mess (kinda like my room..) and he didn't want people there. Melvin didn't want the other dudes to see his messy house either and so it went with the rest of The Entourage. So, they had two options 1)buy a new house to hang in or 2)use the 5 free plane tickets they won off Mountain Dew They went with the dew. The Entourage grabbed the vouchers, and hopped on the plane without giving it a second thought. ('course, sans that second thought, they forgot their clothes..) About four hours later, they touched down in Jamaica...

The Entourage was thrilled to be in this beautiful tropical island country. They immediatly set out exploring. Their enthusiam was cut short at customs though. They had almost forgotten their passports, but they found them just in time. Then they realized they had no clothes, no luggage, no nothing. Just the stuff they were wearing. And kilts and jamaica don't exactly mix real well....... So they set out to buy some clothes. Bob found this awesome super tacky haiwwain shirt, alot like the ones he had seen on his quest in "Tar-jay" and he bought it immediatly. Fredania/Dank decided against a hawaiin shirt, as he already had several and went instead with a loverly silver mesh tank top and matching pants, both sprinkled with shiny, irridescent green beads. It was a nice, ah, breezy, shall we say, outfit, perfect for those long Caribbean days...and of course the top hat completed the look just perfectly!! Now, seeing Dank in this get-up frighted poor Velvetta so much that they had to take him and throw him in the ocean to revive him. Once revived he slapped Dank around abit for wearing that outfit and then got over it and bought a similar shirt in lime green velvet mesh. It was a very nice shirt but they didn't have matching pants. :( So he bought some nice orange shiny orange pants.(kinda like the ones I have, only mine are lime green....)He also had on this big floppy red beret, which didn't match at all... Anyway, Pistachio was still searching high and low for something to suit his discriminating taste, eventually gave up and put on his SPAM suit. (Which is perfect for Jamaica by the way, considering it consist a white Speedo with yellow stripes, a pink beaded cape trimmed in blue mairibo and sssssssocks!! nice interesting socks...) Melvin had a giggle fit when he saw Pistachio in that. Pistachio was hurt that Melvin, being the most fashion concious of them all, didn't like his suit. Pistachio went and found a stick and hit Melvin with it, who immediatly stopped giggling. Melvin was already dressed for the weather in his green cargo shorts (just like the pants, folks, only shorter) and a tee shirt he stole from Joe the Fishmonger.

Once they had their shopping all done, they went to find a suitable hotel. They finally found one on the beach. Bob had been eyeing Melvin's pretty blue lace sleeves for awhile now. So, while Melvin was busy looking in the phone book for a place to eat, Bob ripped them off before Melvin knew what hit him. Then Bob attached them to the ends of his own sleeves (on a red hawaiin shirt) and had a very odd shirt. Very odd. Hmm...So, poor Melvin was once again sleeveless.

The Entourage went out to a nice seafood pub kinda type place on the beach and Dan's outfit scared the waiter so they had to get a new one. It was sad. Bob had some shellfish and the rest of the entourage just ate bread and wine. They weren't very hungry but they were very very tired. So they went back to the hotel.

At the hotel, The Entourage was soon glad that only Bob had the shellfish, because then weren't cooked right and they had to fly home because Bob got sick. So, their from their fun fun fun trip to Jamaica, all they got was a sunburn and some very, ah, interesting clothing...