Applet - A baby apple
Attachment - Where you can't bear to leave your computer
Bandwidth - the white area left on your left ring finger after you take it off to chat online to some good looker with your video-cam.
baud - ho-hum!
binary - what happens when you don't get enough fibre.
bit - teeth marks on your shoulder give it away everytime.
bitmap - a group of teethmarks.
bps (bits per second) - stop having sex with this person, you may get scars.
cache - what you don't have in your wallet after buying a pc.
compression - the size of your brain after spending too many hours in chat rooms.
cookie - the blue monster on Sesame Street
download - what we do in toilets
encryption - what they do to mummies in egypt
FAQ - If you say it fast it's a naughty word
geek - what I scream when a mouse runs over my foot
host - the woman with the tray of nibblies in her hand
hyperlink -quick sex
hypertext - typing fast
imagemap - the state of a woman's abdomen after child-birth
modem - the state of the grass after I use the mower.
newsgroup - a flock of gnu's
port - a good drink to have
proxy - a hooker that can't spell her name right
server - that cute waiter down at the italian restaurant
spam - a quick way to say "here's Pam" when she approaches
shareware - the town bike