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Welcome to my class on hunting. I plan to cover all aspects of
hunting, including the bloodier ones, so you might want to ask your
human to leave the room.
I am a very experienced hunter. I work as a barn cat, keeping rodents
and other vermin out of the horse feed. I also catch rabbits and
birds. So I will be speaking to you from vast stores of personal
experience.
I know that many of you were not taught to hunt by your mother cat. Many of you actually never get to go outside where much of the prey lives. If a mouse gets into your house, your human expects you to catch it, and you don't know where to begin ! You are probably even a little afraid of the mouse !
In this class, you will learn to overcome all fears and to become the fearsome predator that you were born to be.
The only difference between you and this tiger is size. Never
forget that you are a cat ! You have the fangs, the claws and the
instincts of every cat who ever lived . You were created and designed
with one thing in mind - to hunt.
Before we get deeper into our
subject, let us talk about The Killing Bite. Claws are for
fighting and for hanging on. Your teeth are for killing. Cats have
extremely sharp fangs. Our fangs stay sharp all the time, and they
are perfectly shaped for fitting into the neck of an animal and
severing the spinal cord. That is how we kill. You must practice this
killing bite until it becomes second nature for you.
Never use the killing bite on another cat.
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