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CATARET
by Dani

DANI- Okay everybody on stage!

DEM- Huh?

MUNKU- Who are you?

DANI- I'm Dani, a friend of Kel's

JEM- I knew this would happen if they got friends!

MISTO-(comes in) What?

JEM- One of Kel's friends is putting us through a parody

MISTO- Everlasting cat help us

DANI- Okay that's enough! Get your costumes here

DEM- (picks up her barely-there outfit) What costume?

(Bomb comes out dressed in Kit-Cat Queen garb: garders, underwear, ripped fishnets, etc.)

TUGGER- I like this play

DANI- Somebody put Tugger's tongue back in his mouth while I go find our star

MISTO- And that would be...

RUMPLE- (comes out dressed like Sally)

DEM- HER?

RUMPLE- Yeah me, whoi?

DEM- Nothing, nothing, besides the fact no one will be able to understand her

DANI- Alright let's start it up

CATS- (less then enthused) yea

(Scene one starts with in the KIT-CAT Club, a swinging Berlin nightclub)

POUNCE- Yeah baby!

(the orchestra starts to play and the Kit-Cat Queens go on stage and do warm-up stretches)

POUNCE- Wow, I didn't know Bomb could put her leg there...

JENNY- ( puts her hand over Pounce's eyes)

DANI- Okay enough pornographic dance warm-ups, where's the Emcee?

TUGGER- (from the dressing room) I am not coming out in this!

DANI- Yes you are

TUGGER- And why is that?

DANI- Because I'm the author and if I could make Macavity cross-dress if I wanted to

MAC- ( comes out in a dress and heels) I REALLY hate you

DANI- Thanks!!! Anyway...Tugger?

TUGGER-( Comes out in the criss-crossy suspenders) Fine fine

DANI- Good! GO!!!

(drum roll and the spotlight is on the Emcee ,a very uncomfortable Tugger, who is alone on the stage)

TUGGER- Wilkommen Bienvenue, welcome

fremde,estranger,stranger

Glucklick zu sehen, ju suis enchante, happy TO see YOU!

JEM- Even though we aren't very happy about doing this parody

TUGGER-Blibe, reste, stay!

Wilkomen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cataret, au Cataret, to Cataret

MUNKU- Ahhh the mangling of the classics

RUMPLE- Do ya' mean the song or Tugger's singin'?

TUGGER- HEY!

DANI- JUST DO THE SONG!

TUGGER- (speaking) Meine damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and gentlemen. Guten Abend, Bon soir, Good evening

POUNCE- At least we don't have to whip out our German, English and French Dictionaries.

DEM- The joy of instant translation

TUGGER- Wie geht's? Comment ca vu? Do you feel good?

CET- YEAH, YEAH YEAH! I LOVE YOU TUGGER!!

TUGGER- *cough* I bet you do

Ich bin euer conferencire

Je suis vorte comprere

I am your host

MUNKU- Can we skip ahead before this one song takes up all the HTML space?

DANI- (leafing through the script) Yeah we have to if we want to keep it at anything NEAR a PG rating

POUNCE- Darn

(Well there's more of the EmCee singing/talking his song now our leading tom...)

ALL- Munkustrap.

(Well yeah, Clifford Munkshaw is on a train to Berlin. He meets a tom named Ernst Mistwig)

MISTO- Hey I get to be a bad guy!

(Who is trying to smuggle in something mysterious,)

ALL- DUM DUM DUM

(that he claims is perfume and clothing that wouldn't be allowed in the country)

JEM- Like these Kit-Cat girl outfits.

BOMB- I dunno, I kinda like mine!

VICKY- Figures.

(So the rather naive Clifford Munkshaw helps him, in return Ernst tells him about a cheap hotel owned by Frauline Jellneider where he can stay)

JELLY- I knew I would end up in here some how, always the old biddy parts

TUGGER- At lest you get to wear normal clothes

JELLY- Point

(Cliff goes to the hotel and meets Frauline Jellneider who offers him the room)

JELLY- I'll give you the room for 100

MUNKU- the most I can afford is 50

JELLY-(spoken) You say fifty marks? I say a hundred marks a---

(sung) Difference of fifty marks

why should that stand in our way

As long as the rooms to let

The fifty that I will get

Is fifty more then I had yesterday

Ja?

BOMB- If she made him pay a 100 it would be a 100 more then she had yesterday

VICKY- I'm not sure of her logic in the situtation

DANI- Shhhhhhh!!! Both of you!

JELLY- When you're as old as I

Is anyone as old as I?

KITTENS- (start cracking up)

POUNCE- You said it not us!

JELLY- (hisses and continues)

What difference does it make

An offer comes, you take.

BOMB- What kind of offer are we talking here?

DANI- Drag your mind out of the gutter!

JELLY- And the sun will rise

And the moon will set

and you learn how to settle for what you get

It will all go on it you're here or not

Who cares? So what?

Who cares? So what?

MUNKU- This song is depressing and uplifting at the same time

JELLY- When I was a kitten

MISTO- A million years ago...

JELLY- My summers were spent by the sea

VICKY- Even though cats hate the water

JELLY-so what?

And I had a maid doing all the house work, not me

So what?

Now I scrub the floors

and wash down the walls

and I empty the chamber pot

CATS- EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

MISTO- didn't need to know that

JELLY- If it ended it that way

Then it ended that way,

and I shrug and I say

So what?

DEM- This woman isn't very motivated

JELLY-And the SUN will RISE

and the MOON will SET

and you learn how to settle for WHAT you GET

It will all go on if we're here or not

TUGGER- Speak for yourself

DANI- Well somebody has major ego problems

TUGGER- Without the Rum-Tum-Tugger everything fails to exist

JELLY-WHO CARES? So WHAT?

WHO CARES? SO WHAT?

(Skipping ahead again seeing how the songs from this play are VERY long, Cliff decides to go to the Kit-Cat club for the new year on advice of Mistwig. there they have already started the party and the Emcee is just about to introduce the next act)

BOMB- uh-oh New Years party? Keep Tugger away from the booze

TUGGER Hey I learned my lesson with Sunset Meowlavard!

BOMB- Right...

DANI- Tugger just go do your lines.

TUGGER- Gotcha

(on stage with the spotlight on him again/Spoken)

And now, mein daman und herren, masdames et Messieurs, laddies and gentlemen

VICKY- Toms and Queens

TUGGER---the Kit-Cat club is proud to present a most talented young queen from England, YES! England! I give you...and don't forget to give her back when your done with her...

DEM- the tom do like the sound of his own voice

CET- I LOVE YOU TUGGER I WANT TO HAVE YOUR KITTENS

DANI- My ears!!

TUGGER- (out of character) How do you think I feel? (Back in character) The toast of Mayfair, Frauline Sally Rumples

MUNGO- YEA! Go Teazer!

(Dem, Bomb, Electra, Jemima, Cassandra and Rumple go onstage)

RUMPLE- Mama

Think's I'm workin' in a convent

a secluded little convent

MISTO- Yeah right Rumpleteazer in convent! she would probably steal the holy texts and pawn 'em off.

RUMPLE- (Glares)

in the southern part of France

Mama doesn't 'ave a inklin'

that I'm workin' in a nightclub in a pair of lacey pants

POUNCE- Shake it Teazer!!

MUNGO- (tosses a shoe at him)

POUNCE- YEOW what was that for

MUNGO- Stop checkin' moi Teazer out!

DANI- Somebody's a little over protective

MUNGO- (Pouting)

RUMPLE- So please sir

If you run into my mama

Don' reveal my indiscretion

Give a workin' girl a chance.

JELLY- Oh my!

JENNY- Well I never!

TUGGER- Was there ever a... ( Dani shoves a balled up sock in his mouth)

DANI- NO!

RUMPLE- 'ush up!

Don' tell mama

Sush up!

Don' tell mama

Don' tell mama whateva you do

VICKY- Jeez her mom is really clueless isn't she?

RUMPLE-if you

'ad a secret

you bet

I would keep it

I would never tell on you!

I'm breaking every promise

That I gave 'er

BOMB- I didn't know Rumple had a bad girl side

MUNGO- I 'ope she doens't stay loike this, ya could be damagein' 'er for life ya know!

DANI- Yep!

RUMPLE- So won't you kindly do a queen

a great big favor!

And please my sweet patater

keep this from the mater

though my dance is not against the law

MUNGO- (watching her swing her hips and do major Fosse-ish dance moves) Can we get the Rumpus Cat ta' check on that?

RUMPLE- You can tell my papa that's alright

'cause 'e comes in 'ere every night

But don't tell mama what you saw

So let's trust one another

and keep this from my mother

though I'm still as pure as mountain snow

CATS- (break out laughing)

MUNGO- It ain't funny!

RUMPLE- You can tell my uncle

'ere and now

cause he's my agent any'ow

KIT-CAT QUEENS- But don' tell mama what you saw

VICKY- These people have nothing better to do then go to England and tell her mom she's working a nightclub?

RUMPLE- You can tell my grandma

that's just foine

'cause yesterday she joined the loine

POUNCE- Now that's a scary thought.

KIT-CAT QUEENS- But don' tell mama what you know

RUMPLE- You can tell my brother

that ain't grim

'e squeals on me I'll squeal on 'im

BOMB- About what exactly...

MISTO- Somthing we shall ever know and probably don't want to.

ALL- But don't tell mama, bitte

Don' tell mama, please, sir

Don' tell mama what you know

KIT-CAT QUEENS- Sssh... Sssh

RUMPLE- If you see my mummy

mum's the word

POUNCE- Hey Mungo man I don't mean to sound sexist or whatever but can i borrow her?

MUNGO- 'EY!!!!

POUNCE- No, huh? ( jumps away as Mungo pounces at him)

DANI- Sit down.. agh how does Kel do this?

MUNKU- Well you know you could always just let us leave...

DANI- Nice try.

RUMPLE- Wot I wouldn' give for some catnip.

TUGGER (adjusting his suspenders) I know how you feel.

(So Sally finishes her song and goes backstage where the owner of the club tells her she's washed up)

GRIZ- I'm still big, it's just the pictures that got small!

DANI- Where did she come from?

JELLY-(shrugs and leads Griz away)

(Anyway, the owner tells sally she's washed up and she ends up on the phone with Clifford Munkshaw, they talk because she's English and he's American and he recites "Casey at The Bat" for her)

BOMB- ever the charmer Munkustrap, only you could get a girl with that poem

(Now Sally goes on stage for her performance and hangs up on Cliff)

DEM- If he was reciting "Casey At the Bat"to me I would hang up on him too

TUGGER- Mein damen and herren, mesdames and Messiuers, Ladies and gentlemen:

VICKY- Queens and Toms

DANI- Would you stop that!

TUGGER- It is almost mid-night, you have ten seconds to loose your wives! Nine-- eight--- seven--- six--- five--- four-- three-- two-- one HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(Sally goes up on stage for her last performance)

MISTO- YEAH! The last performance!

DANI- Actually? No.

MISTO- Darn

RUMPLE- You have to understand the way I am Mein 'err

A tiger is a tiger not a lamb Mein 'err

You'll never turn vinegar to jam Mein 'err

TUGGER- Prize for stating the obvious goes to...

RUMPLE-So I do...

What I do...

When I'm through

then I'm through

and I'm through

toodle-oo

By-bye mein liber 'err

farewell mein liber 'err

it was a fine affair but now it's over

and though I used ta' care I need the open air

you're better off with out me Mein 'err

MISTO- I think Rumple has commitment Issues

RUMPLE- Don't dab your eye Mein 'err

or wonder why Mein 'err

I always told you I was a rover

you mustn't knit your brow

you shouda know by now

you've every cause ta' doubt me Mein 'err

The continent of Europe is so wide mein 'err

not only up and down but soide to side mein 'err

I could never cross it if I tried Mein 'err

JEM- Unless you took a plane, or a car, or a bus, or a bike or...

DANI- Fine so she could cross it if she tried now quiet!

RUMPLE- But I do

what I can

inch by inch

step by step

mile by mile

man by man

JENNY- Shouldn't that be tom by tom?

DANI- Yes I just couldn't think of something that fit that rhymed with tom

RUMPLE- Bye-bye my leiber 'err

farewell my liber 'err it was a fine affair but now it's over,

and though I used to care

I need the open air

yer better off without me mein 'err

DANI- That's about as much of that as we can do

VICKY- Why is the rest bad?

DANI- No the rest is mostly in German

(So again we skip ahead Sally invited Cliff to her dressing room)

TUGGER- After he wooed her with "Casy at the Bat" who could resist?

MUNKU- Shut up.

(He goes but ends up going to the wrong room)

POUNCE- Gutenetag

MUNKU- Oh hello, I think I have the wrong room

POUNCE- Don't I know you?

MUNKU- I don't think so

DEM- Yeah, you're the guy stuck doing this insane parody with me

POUNCE- Ja! From the Blackbird club in Paris

MUNKU- I go to alot of clubs

POUNCE- Ja but we...

MUNKU- Sorry I have the wrong room

RUMPLE- Is this goin' where Oi think its' goin'?

BOMB- I think it is...

POUNCE- You should be who you are and not try to hide it

MUNKU- I'm not hiding anything!

POUNCE- You're just scared

MUNKU-( marches up to Pounce and kisses him)

TUGGER- (hysterical with laughter) Mukustrap kissed a guy!

POUNCE- (coming offstage) PATOOIE!! YEUCK!!

MUNKU- I am never doing that again you here me?!

DANI- Okay what ever you say... ( crosses fingers behind her back)

(So Cliff goes home and soon Sally shows up asking if she could stay, Cliff says no but she tries to convince him)

RUMPLE- Wot kind of convinin' are we talking 'ere?

MUNGO- yeah wot kind?

DANI- Just a song! Calm down!

RUMPLE-(spoken) I think cats are cats I really do Cliff. Don' you? I don' think cats should 'ave to expalain anythin'. For example if I wanted to paint my claws green and it just so 'appens that I do paint them green,

VICKY- Green was so last season

RUMPLE-if anyone asks why I say I think it's pretty, well if anyone should ask about you and me you 'ave two alternatives you can say "yes it's true. We're livin' in delicious sin

MUNGO- This is cruel and sadistic

DANI- I know

RUMPLE- Or you can tell the truth and say:

MUNGO- That she already 'as a mate and bugger off!

BOMB- Be calm Mungo be calm

RUMPLE- I met this perfectly marvelous queen

in this perfectly wonderful place

as I lifeted a glass to the start of a marvelous year

VICKY- Did you notice her accent isn't as thick when she sings?

DEM- (mummbling about how it should have been her part)

RUMPLE-Before I knew it she called on the the phone

invitin'

Next moment I was no longer alone

but sat recitin'

some perfectly beautiful verse

MISTO- Yeah "Casy at the Bat" how romantic

RUMPLE- In my charmin' American style

How I dazzled 'er senses wa truely no less then a crime!

MUNGO- Yeah you 'eard 'er! get the Rumpus Cat in 'ere to throw his tail into the pound

RUMPLE-Now I've this perfectly marvelous queen

In my perfectly beautiful room

BOMB This dump perfectly beautiful? No accounting for taste.

RUMPLE- And we're livin' toghter and 'aving a marvelous time

MUNKU- I'm afraid this won't work, you're too distracting.

RUMPLE- Distractin'? Nah! Inspirin'

She tells me

Perfectly marvelous tales!

Of 'er thrillingly scandalous life

which I'll probably use

as a chapter or two in my book

DEM- And now we see why she *really* wanted to live with him

RUMPLE-And since my stay in berlin was ta' force

creation

what luck to fall on a fabulous source

of Stim-u-lation

POUNCE- She's stimulating alright

MUNGO- Somebody shoot me? Nah... shoot 'im insted

DANI- Sorry I have to give you all back in one piece

RUMPLE- And perfectly marvelous too

is her perfect agreement to be

just as still as a mouse

TUMBLE- MOUSE! WHERE???

RUMPLE-when I'm givin' my novel a whirl!

Yes I've a 'ighly agreeable loife

in my perfectly beautiful room

with my nearly invisable

perfectly marvelous queen!!!!

MISTO- Yeah right Rumple was never nearly invisable

MUNKU- Sally I can't afford...wait do you have any money?

RUMPLE- A few marks...six!

MUNKU- Oh everlasting cat

RUMPLE- Oh please jus' for a day or two? PLEASE??

MUNKU- I...met...this...truely remarkable queen

in this really incrediable town

and she skillfully managed to talk her way into my room

RUMPLE- OH CLIFF!!

MUNGO- I swear Munkustrap if you...

DANI- Mungo, this is a play, people act remember?

MUNGO- (Walks off to the corner mumbleing about sadistic directors)

MUNKU- I've a terriable feeling I've said

A dumb thing

BOMB- Which is very common for Munkustrap

MUNKU- (shoots her a glare)

Besides I've only got one narrow bed

SALLY- We'll think of somthin'

(Well now the Emcee has a song that we HAVE TO skip seeing as it totally blows any chance of a PG rating, so in this scene is when Herr Asparaschultz,)

MISTO- What a name!

(Who happens to have a crush on Frauline Jellneider offers her a present from store)

BOMB- Awwww old people in love are so cute!

JELLY- Hey!

(The present is something really rare for pre-world war II, a pineapple)

JELLY- A PINEAPPLE! What kind of lame chep-o gift is that?

DANI- It's would have been very expensive

JELLY- But it's pineapple!!

DANI- Stop complaining and say you lines

JELLY- (spoken) Herr Asparaschultz can I belive what I see?

but this is to much to except

It's so rare and costly

CATS- *cough*

JELLY- So luxuerious!

(Sung)If you brought me diamonds

If you brought me pearls

if you brought me roses

MISTO- It would be so much better then this

JELLY- like some other gents,

might bring other girls

it couldn't please me more

then the gift I see

A *ahem* pineapple for me

GUS- If in your emotion

you began to sway

went to get some air

or grabbed a chair

to keep from fainting dead away

JEM- She must REALLY like pineapple

GUS- It couldn't please me more

then to see you cling

to the pineapple that I bring

BOTH- Ah...

JELLY- I hear the Hawaiian breezes blowing

GUS- It's from california

MISTO- Hey they made fun of that before we did!

BOMB-Scary

JELLY- Even so I don't know how to thank you

GUS- Kindly let is pass

JELLY- Would you like a slice?

GUS- That might be nice but it gives me gas

TUGGER- they aren't even giving us a chance to make fun of this one!

JELLY- Then we shall leave it here not to eat but to see

JEM- All she gets is a pineapple and she doesn't even get to eat it?

VICKY- Go figure

BOTH- A pineapple

JELLY- For me

GUS- From me

(they dance)

JELLY- (spoken) You must not bring me anymore pineapples!

RUMPLE- 'cause if you do Oim throwin' you out of my 'otel

JELLY-Do you hear? It's not proper!

TUGGER- He could always buy you lingerie, would that be better?

JELLY- (glares at Tugger) It's a gift a young tom would give his lady love.

JEM- If he WANTED her to toss him out on his tail

BOMB- Now we're gonna get toms giving us pineapples for our birthdays.

GUS- There is no one in all of Berlin who is more deserveing if I could I would fill your whole room with pineapples

POUNCE- To...many...jokes...can't... decide

GUS- (sung) A pineapple for you

JELLY- (sung) from you (spoken) I think I will lie down my head is spinning

VICKY- This woman REALLY gets excited about fruit!!!

GUS- Frauline Jellnieder good evening ( goes into his room)

JELLY- Good evening (goes into her room)

MISTO- At least that's over

(Emcee enters carrying a record player, he turns it on and a song starts to play)

JEM- This is a boy's part!!

DANI- I know Jem but you're the only one who's voice goes high enough anyway you're offstage

JEM- Oh alright!

(offstage) The sun in the meadow is summery warm

the stag in the forest runs free

But gather together to face the storm tomorrow belongs to me

MISTO- Now this is somthing you don't see everyday, Jemima singing the Nazi anthem

JENNY- OH MY!!! This play could seriously scar the kittens, next they might be walking around in little Nazi outfits, wearing little red armbands and...

DANI- (shoves her in a closet and locks the door)

JEM- The branch of the lindden is leafy and green

The Rhine gives it's gold to the sea

and somewhere the glory awaits unseen

tomorrow belongs...tomorow belongs...tomorow belongs

TUGGER- (in a raspy voice) TO ME!

MUNKU- Wow that was actully disturbing

DANI- Then my job is done here, thanks Jem

JEM- No problem, just leave Jenny in the closet and I'm happy

(Sally comes back to the apratment after going to the docters, Cliff offers her a drink but she refuses at first then takes it and she says that she is going to have a kitten)

MUNGO- (passes out)

TUGGER- He took that rather well..

(Mistwig offered Cliff a job transporting suitcases across the border from france, seeing how the two of them are down on their rent, are expecting a kitten,)

MUNGO- (waking up) I had the worst dream that Rumple was gonna 'ave a kitten by Munkustrap

TUGGER- Who said it a was a dream?

DANI- TUGGER!!

(and it'll pay a quick 70 marks for one days work)

CASS- He says okay without even asking about what he's transporting

(he accepts, triggering a song by the emcee and Kit-Cat Queens)

DEM- Of course! This is a musical, if someone sneezes they sing about it.

TUGGER- Money makes the world go 'round

the world go 'round

JEM- I thought gravity made the world go 'round...

POUNCE- Yeah you're right, money just makes the ride worth while

TUGGER-the world go 'round

money makes the world go 'round that clinking clanking sound

makes the world go 'round

BOMB- Except that we're cats and don't actully use money

TUGGER- A mark ,a yen, a buck or a pound

a buck or a pound

a buck or a pound

Is all that makes the world go 'round that clinking clanking sound

can make the world go 'round

JENNY- (banging on the door and yelling about the coruption of kittens)

KIT-CAT QUEENS- Money money money money

money money money money

money moeny money money

money money money money

TUGGER- (while the Kit-CAT queens "money money money" etc.behind him) If you happen to be rich

and you feel like a night's entertainment

you can pay for a gay escapade

POUNCE- (opens his mouth to say somthing)

DANI- (puts her hand over his mouth) Gay as in fun, and happy

POUNCE- (nods and Dani takes her hand away)

TUGGER- If you happen to be rich and alone

and you need a companion

you can ting-a-ling

for the maid

DANI- I have no excuse for that one

TUGGER- If you happen to be rich

and you find you are left by your lover

though you moan and you groan quiet alot

BOMB- Like us when we have to do a parody?

TUGGER-you can take it on the chin

call a cab

and begin to recover on your fourteen carrot yacht!

MISTO- Which would sink imediatly, but we'll leave that one well enough alone alone

DANI- Thank you.

TUGGER- Money makes the world go around

the world go around

the world go around

money makes the world go around

on that we can be sure

sh..

DANI- EEEP SENSORED CENSORED!!!

TUGGER- ( rasberry) on all you poor

DANI- Thank you!!

POUNCE- We never get to say the good words!

ALL- Money money money money money money

TUGGER- Get a little

get a little

money

money

money

mark a yen a buck

or a pound

that clinking clanking

clunking sound

is all that makes the world go around

IT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!

(Cats that weren't on stage are asleep)

TUGGER- HEY!!

POUNCE- Wha? Wha? I don' wanna go to school mommy

MUNGO- Urrrrrgghh, wot Tugger Oi was 'aven a really noice dream

TUGGER- Hmph

DANI- Be nice guys!

POUNCE- That's no fun...

(Herr Asparashultz proposes to Frauline Jellnieder to make one of the other boarders jelous but ends up actully engaged, they have a party inviting all their friends, including Sally, Cliff, Mistwig, and a bunch of other extras, Mistwig comes late and when he takes off his coat he is wearing a nazi arm band, Cliff finds out that he's been transporting Nazi papers across the border and gets into a arguement with Mistwig who, in turn, finds out that Herr Asparashultz is jewish)

DEM- It took him this long and the guy's name is Asparashultz?

RUMPLE- I don' think this guy is the brightest bulb in the box

(anyway he starts to leave the party but a...uhm...working queen named Frauline Cass who likes Mistwig wants him to stay)

CASS- I knew I would end up in here somehow

Herr Mistwig! You are not leaving so early?

MISTO- I do not find this party amusing

CASS- Ah---but it is just started! Come, we will make it amusing! you and I--ja?

BOMB- Define "amusing"

CASS- Herr Mistwig --this is for you

(singing) The sun in the meadow is summery warm

the stag in the foresst runs free

we gather toghter to meet the storm

tomorrow belongs to me

CATS- AGGGH! REPRISE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

(Mistwig doesn't leave and starts to look interested)

CASS- The branch of the Linden is leafy and green

the Rhine gives it's gold to the sea

but somewhere a glory awaits unseen

tomorrow belongs to me

(spoken) Herr Mistwig sing with me

BOTH- The kit in it's cradle is closing it's eyes

the blossom embraces the bee

MUNGO- Agh, this one is even longer then the original!

BOTH- But soon says a whisper arise arise

Tomorrow belongs to me

CASS- Everybody!

ALL- (except Fraulein Jellneider, Herr Asparashultz, Cliff and Sally)

Oh fatherland, fatherland show us a sign

you kittens have waited to see

the morning will come when the world is mine

Tommorow belongs to me!

JEM- Whoa, ego much?

ALL- Fatherland Fatherland

show us the sign

your kittens have waited to see

the morning will come

when the world is mine

tommorrow belongs to me!

MUNKU- That was just plain spooky

DANI- Okay, intermission, and you know what that means...

CATS- COFFEE BREAK! WOOHOOO! (run off )

DANI- ( to a totally deserted theater) Helloe? Helloooooo? Oh well...

Back to the OTHER insanity
or
MORE MORE MORE!!


"Cabaret" is a musical by Kander and Ebb and belongs to them, not this charming lil' author. OH! And CATS belongs to ALW and RUG, not moi.
This fic is © Dani