DANI- Okay everybody on stage!
DEM- Huh?
MUNKU- Who are you?
DANI- I'm Dani, a friend of Kel's
JEM- I knew this would happen if they got friends!
MISTO-(comes in) What?
JEM- One of Kel's friends is putting us through a parody
MISTO- Everlasting cat help us
DANI- Okay that's enough! Get your costumes here
DEM- (picks up her barely-there outfit) What costume?
(Bomb comes out dressed in Kit-Cat Queen garb: garders, underwear, ripped fishnets, etc.)
TUGGER- I like this play
DANI- Somebody put Tugger's tongue back in his mouth while I go find our star
MISTO- And that would be...
RUMPLE- (comes out dressed like Sally)
DEM- HER?
RUMPLE- Yeah me, whoi?
DEM- Nothing, nothing, besides the fact no one will be able to understand her
DANI- Alright let's start it up
CATS- (less then enthused) yea
(Scene one starts with in the KIT-CAT Club, a swinging Berlin nightclub)
POUNCE- Yeah baby!
(the orchestra starts to play and the Kit-Cat Queens go on stage and do warm-up stretches)
POUNCE- Wow, I didn't know Bomb could put her leg there...
JENNY- ( puts her hand over Pounce's eyes)
DANI- Okay enough pornographic dance warm-ups, where's the Emcee?
TUGGER- (from the dressing room) I am not coming out in this!
DANI- Yes you are
TUGGER- And why is that?
DANI- Because I'm the author and if I could make Macavity cross-dress if I wanted to
MAC- ( comes out in a dress and heels) I REALLY hate you
DANI- Thanks!!! Anyway...Tugger?
TUGGER-( Comes out in the criss-crossy suspenders) Fine fine
DANI- Good! GO!!!
(drum roll and the spotlight is on the Emcee ,a very uncomfortable Tugger, who is alone on the stage)
TUGGER- Wilkommen Bienvenue, welcome
fremde,estranger,stranger
Glucklick zu sehen, ju suis enchante, happy TO see YOU!
JEM- Even though we aren't very happy about doing this parody
TUGGER-Blibe, reste, stay!
Wilkomen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cataret, au Cataret, to Cataret
MUNKU- Ahhh the mangling of the classics
RUMPLE- Do ya' mean the song or Tugger's singin'?
TUGGER- HEY!
DANI- JUST DO THE SONG!
TUGGER- (speaking) Meine damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and gentlemen. Guten Abend, Bon soir, Good evening
POUNCE- At least we don't have to whip out our German, English and French Dictionaries.
DEM- The joy of instant translation
TUGGER- Wie geht's? Comment ca vu? Do you feel good?
CET- YEAH, YEAH YEAH! I LOVE YOU TUGGER!!
TUGGER- *cough* I bet you do
Ich bin euer conferencire
Je suis vorte comprere
I am your host
MUNKU- Can we skip ahead before this one song takes up all the HTML space?
DANI- (leafing through the script) Yeah we have to if we want to keep it at anything NEAR a PG rating
POUNCE- Darn
(Well there's more of the EmCee singing/talking his song now our leading tom...)
ALL- Munkustrap.
(Well yeah, Clifford Munkshaw is on a train to Berlin. He meets a tom named Ernst Mistwig)
MISTO- Hey I get to be a bad guy!
(Who is trying to smuggle in something mysterious,)
ALL- DUM DUM DUM
(that he claims is perfume and clothing that wouldn't be allowed in the country)
JEM- Like these Kit-Cat girl outfits.
BOMB- I dunno, I kinda like mine!
VICKY- Figures.
(So the rather naive Clifford Munkshaw helps him, in return Ernst tells him about a cheap hotel owned by Frauline Jellneider where he can stay)
JELLY- I knew I would end up in here some how, always the old biddy parts
TUGGER- At lest you get to wear normal clothes
JELLY- Point
(Cliff goes to the hotel and meets Frauline Jellneider who offers him the room)
JELLY- I'll give you the room for 100
MUNKU- the most I can afford is 50
JELLY-(spoken) You say fifty marks? I say a hundred marks a---
(sung) Difference of fifty marks
why should that stand in our way
As long as the rooms to let
The fifty that I will get
Is fifty more then I had yesterday
Ja?
BOMB- If she made him pay a 100 it would be a 100 more then she had yesterday
VICKY- I'm not sure of her logic in the situtation
DANI- Shhhhhhh!!! Both of you!
JELLY- When you're as old as I
Is anyone as old as I?
KITTENS- (start cracking up)
POUNCE- You said it not us!
JELLY- (hisses and continues)
What difference does it make
An offer comes, you take.
BOMB- What kind of offer are we talking here?
DANI- Drag your mind out of the gutter!
JELLY- And the sun will rise
And the moon will set
and you learn how to settle for what you get
It will all go on it you're here or not
Who cares? So what?
Who cares? So what?
MUNKU- This song is depressing and uplifting at the same time
JELLY- When I was a kitten
MISTO- A million years ago...
JELLY- My summers were spent by the sea
VICKY- Even though cats hate the water
JELLY-so what?
And I had a maid doing all the house work, not me
So what?
Now I scrub the floors
and wash down the walls
and I empty the chamber pot
CATS- EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
MISTO- didn't need to know that
JELLY- If it ended it that way
Then it ended that way,
and I shrug and I say
So what?
DEM- This woman isn't very motivated
JELLY-And the SUN will RISE
and the MOON will SET
and you learn how to settle for WHAT you GET
It will all go on if we're here or not
TUGGER- Speak for yourself
DANI- Well somebody has major ego problems
TUGGER- Without the Rum-Tum-Tugger everything fails to exist
JELLY-WHO CARES? So WHAT?
WHO CARES? SO WHAT?
(Skipping ahead again seeing how the songs from this play are VERY long, Cliff decides to go to the Kit-Cat club for the new year on advice of Mistwig. there they have already started the party and the Emcee is just about to introduce the next act)
BOMB- uh-oh New Years party? Keep Tugger away from the booze
TUGGER Hey I learned my lesson with Sunset Meowlavard!
BOMB- Right...
DANI- Tugger just go do your lines.
TUGGER- Gotcha
(on stage with the spotlight on him again/Spoken)
And now, mein daman und herren, masdames et Messieurs, laddies and gentlemen
VICKY- Toms and Queens
TUGGER---the Kit-Cat club is proud to present a most talented young queen from England, YES! England! I give you...and don't forget to give her back when your done with her...
DEM- the tom do like the sound of his own voice
CET- I LOVE YOU TUGGER I WANT TO HAVE YOUR KITTENS
DANI- My ears!!
TUGGER- (out of character) How do you think I feel?
MUNGO- YEA! Go Teazer!
(Dem, Bomb, Electra, Jemima, Cassandra and Rumple go onstage)
RUMPLE- Mama
Think's I'm workin' in a convent
a secluded little convent
MISTO- Yeah right Rumpleteazer in convent! she would probably steal the holy texts and pawn 'em off.
RUMPLE- (Glares)
in the southern part of France
Mama doesn't 'ave a inklin'
that I'm workin' in a nightclub in a pair of lacey pants
POUNCE- Shake it Teazer!!
MUNGO- (tosses a shoe at him)
POUNCE- YEOW what was that for
MUNGO- Stop checkin' moi Teazer out!
DANI- Somebody's a little over protective
MUNGO- (Pouting)
RUMPLE- So please sir
If you run into my mama
Don' reveal my indiscretion
Give a workin' girl a chance.
JELLY- Oh my!
JENNY- Well I never!
TUGGER- Was there ever a... ( Dani shoves a balled up sock in his mouth)
DANI- NO!
RUMPLE- 'ush up!
Don' tell mama
Sush up!
Don' tell mama
Don' tell mama whateva you do
VICKY- Jeez her mom is really clueless isn't she?
RUMPLE-if you
'ad a secret
you bet
I would keep it
I would never tell on you!
I'm breaking every promise
That I gave 'er
BOMB- I didn't know Rumple had a bad girl side
MUNGO- I 'ope she doens't stay loike this, ya could be damagein' 'er for life ya know!
DANI- Yep!
RUMPLE- So won't you kindly do a queen
a great big favor!
And please my sweet patater
keep this from the mater
though my dance is not against the law
MUNGO- (watching her swing her hips and do major Fosse-ish dance moves) Can we get the Rumpus Cat ta' check on that?
RUMPLE- You can tell my papa that's alright
'cause 'e comes in 'ere every night
But don't tell mama what you saw
So let's trust one another
and keep this from my mother
though I'm still as pure as mountain snow
CATS- (break out laughing)
MUNGO- It ain't funny!
RUMPLE- You can tell my uncle
'ere and now
cause he's my agent any'ow
KIT-CAT QUEENS- But don' tell mama what you saw
VICKY- These people have nothing better to do then go to England and tell her mom she's working a nightclub?
RUMPLE- You can tell my grandma
that's just foine
'cause yesterday she joined the loine
POUNCE- Now that's a scary thought.
KIT-CAT QUEENS- But don' tell mama what you know
RUMPLE- You can tell my brother
that ain't grim
'e squeals on me I'll squeal on 'im
BOMB- About what exactly...
MISTO- Somthing we shall ever know and probably don't want to.
ALL- But don't tell mama, bitte
Don' tell mama, please, sir
Don' tell mama what you know
KIT-CAT QUEENS- Sssh... Sssh
RUMPLE- If you see my mummy
mum's the word
POUNCE- Hey Mungo man I don't mean to sound sexist or whatever but can i borrow her?
MUNGO- 'EY!!!!
POUNCE- No, huh? ( jumps away as Mungo pounces at him)
DANI- Sit down.. agh how does Kel do this?
MUNKU- Well you know you could always just let us leave...
DANI- Nice try.
RUMPLE- Wot I wouldn' give for some catnip.
TUGGER (adjusting his suspenders) I know how you feel.
(So Sally finishes her song and goes backstage where the owner of the club tells her she's washed up)
GRIZ- I'm still big, it's just the pictures that got small!
DANI- Where did she come from?
JELLY-(shrugs and leads Griz away)
(Anyway, the owner tells sally she's washed up and she ends up on the phone with Clifford Munkshaw, they talk because she's English and he's American and he recites "Casey at The Bat" for her)
BOMB- ever the charmer Munkustrap, only you could get a girl with that poem
(Now Sally goes on stage for her performance and hangs up on Cliff)
DEM- If he was reciting "Casey At the Bat"to me I would hang up on him too
TUGGER- Mein damen and herren, mesdames and Messiuers, Ladies and gentlemen:
VICKY- Queens and Toms
DANI- Would you stop that!
TUGGER- It is almost mid-night, you have ten seconds to loose your wives! Nine-- eight--- seven--- six--- five--- four-- three-- two-- one HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(Sally goes up on stage for her last performance)
MISTO- YEAH! The last performance!
DANI- Actually? No.
MISTO- Darn
RUMPLE- You have to understand the way I am Mein 'err
A tiger is a tiger not a lamb Mein 'err
You'll never turn vinegar to jam Mein 'err
TUGGER- Prize for stating the obvious goes to...
RUMPLE-So I do...
What I do...
When I'm through
then I'm through
and I'm through
toodle-oo
By-bye mein liber 'err
farewell mein liber 'err
it was a fine affair but now it's over
and though I used ta' care I need the open air
you're better off with out me Mein 'err
MISTO- I think Rumple has commitment Issues
RUMPLE- Don't dab your eye Mein 'err
or wonder why Mein 'err
I always told you I was a rover
you mustn't knit your brow
you shouda know by now
you've every cause ta' doubt me Mein 'err
The continent of Europe is so wide mein 'err
not only up and down but soide to side mein 'err
I could never cross it if I tried Mein 'err
JEM- Unless you took a plane, or a car, or a bus, or a bike or...
DANI- Fine so she could cross it if she tried now quiet!
RUMPLE- But I do
what I can
inch by inch
step by step
mile by mile
man by man
JENNY- Shouldn't that be tom by tom?
DANI- Yes I just couldn't think of something that fit that rhymed with tom
RUMPLE- Bye-bye my leiber 'err
farewell my liber 'err it was a fine affair but now it's over,
and though I used to care
I need the open air
yer better off without me mein 'err
DANI- That's about as much of that as we can do
VICKY- Why is the rest bad?
DANI- No the rest is mostly in German
(So again we skip ahead Sally invited Cliff to her dressing room)
TUGGER- After he wooed her with "Casy at the Bat" who could resist?
MUNKU- Shut up.
(He goes but ends up going to the wrong room)
POUNCE- Gutenetag
MUNKU- Oh hello, I think I have the wrong room
POUNCE- Don't I know you?
MUNKU- I don't think so
DEM- Yeah, you're the guy stuck doing this insane parody with me
POUNCE- Ja! From the Blackbird club in Paris
MUNKU- I go to alot of clubs
POUNCE- Ja but we...
MUNKU- Sorry I have the wrong room
RUMPLE- Is this goin' where Oi think its' goin'?
BOMB- I think it is...
POUNCE- You should be who you are and not try to hide it
MUNKU- I'm not hiding anything!
POUNCE- You're just scared
MUNKU-( marches up to Pounce and kisses him)
TUGGER- (hysterical with laughter) Mukustrap kissed a guy!
POUNCE- (coming offstage) PATOOIE!! YEUCK!!
MUNKU- I am never doing that again you here me?!
DANI- Okay what ever you say... ( crosses fingers behind her back)
(So Cliff goes home and soon Sally shows up asking if she could stay, Cliff says no but she tries to convince him)
RUMPLE- Wot kind of convinin' are we talking 'ere?
MUNGO- yeah wot kind?
DANI- Just a song! Calm down!
RUMPLE-(spoken) I think cats are cats I really do Cliff. Don' you? I don' think cats should 'ave to expalain anythin'. For example if I wanted to paint my claws green and it just so 'appens that I do paint them green,
VICKY- Green was so last season
RUMPLE-if anyone asks why I say I think it's pretty, well if anyone should ask about you and me you 'ave two alternatives you can say "yes it's true. We're livin' in delicious sin
MUNGO- This is cruel and sadistic
DANI- I know
RUMPLE- Or you can tell the truth and say:
MUNGO- That she already 'as a mate and bugger off!
BOMB- Be calm Mungo be calm
RUMPLE- I met this perfectly marvelous queen
in this perfectly wonderful place
as I lifeted a glass to the start of a marvelous year
VICKY- Did you notice her accent isn't as thick when she sings?
DEM- (mummbling about how it should have been her part)
RUMPLE-Before I knew it she called on the the phone
invitin'
Next moment I was no longer alone
but sat recitin'
some perfectly beautiful verse
MISTO- Yeah "Casy at the Bat" how romantic
RUMPLE- In my charmin' American style
How I dazzled 'er senses wa truely no less then a crime!
MUNGO- Yeah you 'eard 'er! get the Rumpus Cat in 'ere to throw his tail into the pound
RUMPLE-Now I've this perfectly marvelous queen
In my perfectly beautiful room
BOMB This dump perfectly beautiful? No accounting for taste.
RUMPLE- And we're livin' toghter and 'aving a marvelous time
MUNKU- I'm afraid this won't work, you're too distracting.
RUMPLE- Distractin'? Nah! Inspirin'
She tells me
Perfectly marvelous tales!
Of 'er thrillingly scandalous life
which I'll probably use
as a chapter or two in my book
DEM- And now we see why she *really* wanted to live with him
RUMPLE-And since my stay in berlin was ta' force
creation
what luck to fall on a fabulous source
of Stim-u-lation
POUNCE- She's stimulating alright
MUNGO- Somebody shoot me? Nah... shoot 'im insted
DANI- Sorry I have to give you all back in one piece
RUMPLE- And perfectly marvelous too
is her perfect agreement to be
just as still as a mouse
TUMBLE- MOUSE! WHERE???
RUMPLE-when I'm givin' my novel a whirl!
Yes I've a 'ighly agreeable loife
in my perfectly beautiful room
with my nearly invisable
perfectly marvelous queen!!!!
MISTO- Yeah right Rumple was never nearly invisable
MUNKU- Sally I can't afford...wait do you have any money?
RUMPLE- A few marks...six!
MUNKU- Oh everlasting cat
RUMPLE- Oh please jus' for a day or two? PLEASE??
MUNKU- I...met...this...truely remarkable queen
in this really incrediable town
and she skillfully managed to talk her way into my room
RUMPLE- OH CLIFF!!
MUNGO- I swear Munkustrap if you...
DANI- Mungo, this is a play, people act remember?
MUNGO- (Walks off to the corner mumbleing about sadistic directors)
MUNKU- I've a terriable feeling I've said
A dumb thing
BOMB- Which is very common for Munkustrap
MUNKU- (shoots her a glare)
Besides I've only got one narrow bed
SALLY- We'll think of somthin'
(Well now the Emcee has a song that we HAVE TO skip seeing as it totally blows any chance of a PG rating, so in this scene is when Herr Asparaschultz,)
MISTO- What a name!
(Who happens to have a crush on Frauline Jellneider offers her a present from store)
BOMB- Awwww old people in love are so cute!
JELLY- Hey!
(The present is something really rare for pre-world war II, a pineapple)
JELLY- A PINEAPPLE! What kind of lame chep-o gift is that?
DANI- It's would have been very expensive
JELLY- But it's pineapple!!
DANI- Stop complaining and say you lines
JELLY- (spoken) Herr Asparaschultz can I belive what I see?
but this is to much to except
It's so rare and costly
CATS- *cough*
JELLY- So luxuerious!
(Sung)If you brought me diamonds
If you brought me pearls
if you brought me roses
MISTO- It would be so much better then this
JELLY- like some other gents,
might bring other girls
it couldn't please me more
then the gift I see
A *ahem* pineapple for me
GUS- If in your emotion
you began to sway
went to get some air
or grabbed a chair
to keep from fainting dead away
JEM- She must REALLY like pineapple
GUS- It couldn't please me more
then to see you cling
to the pineapple that I bring
BOTH- Ah...
JELLY- I hear the Hawaiian breezes blowing
GUS- It's from california
MISTO- Hey they made fun of that before we did!
BOMB-Scary
JELLY- Even so I don't know how to thank you
GUS- Kindly let is pass
JELLY- Would you like a slice?
GUS- That might be nice but it gives me gas
TUGGER- they aren't even giving us a chance to make fun of this one!
JELLY- Then we shall leave it here not to eat but to see
JEM- All she gets is a pineapple and she doesn't even get to eat it?
VICKY- Go figure
BOTH- A pineapple
JELLY- For me
GUS- From me
(they dance)
JELLY- (spoken) You must not bring me anymore pineapples!
RUMPLE- 'cause if you do Oim throwin' you out of my 'otel
JELLY-Do you hear? It's not proper!
TUGGER- He could always buy you lingerie, would that be better?
JELLY- (glares at Tugger) It's a gift a young tom would give his lady love.
JEM- If he WANTED her to toss him out on his tail
BOMB- Now we're gonna get toms giving us pineapples for our birthdays.
GUS- There is no one in all of Berlin who is more deserveing if I could I would fill your whole room with pineapples
POUNCE- To...many...jokes...can't... decide
GUS- (sung) A pineapple for you
JELLY- (sung) from you (spoken) I think I will lie down my head is spinning
VICKY- This woman REALLY gets excited about fruit!!!
GUS- Frauline Jellnieder good evening ( goes into his room)
JELLY- Good evening (goes into her room)
MISTO- At least that's over
(Emcee enters carrying a record player, he turns it on and a song starts to play)
JEM- This is a boy's part!!
DANI- I know Jem but you're the only one who's voice goes high enough anyway you're offstage
JEM- Oh alright!
(offstage) The sun in the meadow is summery warm
the stag in the forest runs free
But gather together to face the storm tomorrow belongs to me
MISTO- Now this is somthing you don't see everyday, Jemima singing the Nazi anthem
JENNY- OH MY!!! This play could seriously scar the kittens, next they might be walking around in little Nazi outfits, wearing little red armbands and...
DANI- (shoves her in a closet and locks the door)
JEM- The branch of the lindden is leafy and green
The Rhine gives it's gold to the sea
and somewhere the glory awaits unseen
tomorrow belongs...tomorow belongs...tomorow belongs
TUGGER- (in a raspy voice) TO ME!
MUNKU- Wow that was actully disturbing
DANI- Then my job is done here, thanks Jem
JEM- No problem, just leave Jenny in the closet and I'm happy
(Sally comes back to the apratment after going to the docters, Cliff offers her a drink but she refuses at first then takes it and she says that she is going to have a kitten)
MUNGO- (passes out)
TUGGER- He took that rather well..
(Mistwig offered Cliff a job transporting suitcases across the border from france, seeing how the two of them are down on their rent, are expecting a kitten,)
MUNGO- (waking up) I had the worst dream that Rumple was gonna 'ave a kitten by Munkustrap
TUGGER- Who said it a was a dream?
DANI- TUGGER!!
(and it'll pay a quick 70 marks for one days work)
CASS- He says okay without even asking about what he's transporting
(he accepts, triggering a song by the emcee and Kit-Cat Queens)
DEM- Of course! This is a musical, if someone sneezes they sing about it.
TUGGER- Money makes the world go 'round
the world go 'round
JEM- I thought gravity made the world go 'round...
POUNCE- Yeah you're right, money just makes the ride worth while
TUGGER-the world go 'round
money makes the world go 'round that clinking clanking sound
makes the world go 'round
BOMB- Except that we're cats and don't actully use money
TUGGER- A mark ,a yen, a buck or a pound
a buck or a pound
a buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go 'round that clinking clanking sound
can make the world go 'round
JENNY- (banging on the door and yelling about the coruption of kittens)
KIT-CAT QUEENS- Money money money money
money money money money
money moeny money money
money money money money
TUGGER- (while the Kit-CAT queens "money money money" etc.behind him) If you happen to be rich
and you feel like a night's entertainment
you can pay for a gay escapade
POUNCE- (opens his mouth to say somthing)
DANI- (puts her hand over his mouth) Gay as in fun, and happy
POUNCE- (nods and Dani takes her hand away)
TUGGER- If you happen to be rich and alone
and you need a companion
you can ting-a-ling
for the maid
DANI- I have no excuse for that one
TUGGER- If you happen to be rich
and you find you are left by your lover
though you moan and you groan quiet alot
BOMB- Like us when we have to do a parody?
TUGGER-you can take it on the chin
call a cab
and begin to recover on your fourteen carrot yacht!
MISTO- Which would sink imediatly, but we'll leave that one well enough alone alone
DANI- Thank you.
TUGGER- Money makes the world go around
the world go around
the world go around
money makes the world go around
on that we can be sure
sh..
DANI- EEEP SENSORED CENSORED!!!
TUGGER- ( rasberry) on all you poor
DANI- Thank you!!
POUNCE- We never get to say the good words!
ALL- Money money money money money money
TUGGER- Get a little
get a little
money
money
money
mark a yen a buck
or a pound
that clinking clanking
clunking sound
is all that makes the world go around
IT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
(Cats that weren't on stage are asleep)
TUGGER- HEY!!
POUNCE- Wha? Wha? I don' wanna go to school mommy
MUNGO- Urrrrrgghh, wot Tugger Oi was 'aven a really noice dream
TUGGER- Hmph
DANI- Be nice guys!
POUNCE- That's no fun...
(Herr Asparashultz proposes to Frauline Jellnieder to make one of the other boarders jelous but ends up actully engaged, they have a party inviting all their friends, including Sally, Cliff, Mistwig, and a bunch of other extras, Mistwig comes late and when he takes off his coat he is wearing a nazi arm band, Cliff finds out that he's been transporting Nazi papers across the border and gets into a arguement with Mistwig who, in turn, finds out that Herr Asparashultz is jewish)
DEM- It took him this long and the guy's name is Asparashultz?
RUMPLE- I don' think this guy is the brightest bulb in the box
(anyway he starts to leave the party but a...uhm...working queen named Frauline Cass who likes Mistwig wants him to stay)
CASS- I knew I would end up in here somehow
Herr Mistwig! You are not leaving so early?
MISTO- I do not find this party amusing
CASS- Ah---but it is just started! Come, we will make it amusing! you and I--ja?
BOMB- Define "amusing"
CASS- Herr Mistwig --this is for you
(singing) The sun in the meadow is summery warm
the stag in the foresst runs free
we gather toghter to meet the storm
tomorrow belongs to me
CATS- AGGGH! REPRISE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!
(Mistwig doesn't leave and starts to look interested)
CASS- The branch of the Linden is leafy and green
the Rhine gives it's gold to the sea
but somewhere a glory awaits unseen
tomorrow belongs to me
(spoken) Herr Mistwig sing with me
BOTH- The kit in it's cradle is closing it's eyes
the blossom embraces the bee
MUNGO- Agh, this one is even longer then the original!
BOTH- But soon says a whisper arise arise
Tomorrow belongs to me
CASS- Everybody!
ALL- (except Fraulein Jellneider, Herr Asparashultz, Cliff and Sally)
Oh fatherland, fatherland show us a sign
you kittens have waited to see
the morning will come when the world is mine
Tommorow belongs to me!
JEM- Whoa, ego much?
ALL- Fatherland Fatherland
show us the sign
your kittens have waited to see
the morning will come
when the world is mine
tommorrow belongs to me!
MUNKU- That was just plain spooky
DANI- Okay, intermission, and you know what that means...
CATS- COFFEE BREAK! WOOHOOO! (run off )
DANI- ( to a totally deserted theater) Helloe? Helloooooo? Oh well...
"Cabaret" is a musical by Kander and Ebb and belongs to them, not this charming lil' author. OH! And CATS belongs to ALW and RUG, not moi.
This fic is © Dani