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GUIDELINES
- The Mandrill accepts no responsibility
if the person you meet truns out to be hung like a mudskipper,
ugly as piss, boring or your Uncle Terry in a dress.
- You owe The Mandrill a tenner
if you fuck them (a score for oral sex)
- Make an effort, wash for a change.
- Don't come running to us if
it all goes tits up.
- The Mandrill is not responsible
for clap, unwanted pregnancy, arse pain, or sudden realisation
of gayness.