There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
- Albert Camus
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
- Paul Dirac
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
- Jeff Marde