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JC pushed down on top of his suitcase, making sure no article of clothing was sticking out. Once he was sure, he zipped it up, completing his packing. Or so he thought.
"You finished packing?" Justin asked, coming into the room. He observed the suitcase on the bed as a small smirk crossed his face.
"Uh huh, I'm all ready to go." JC said.
"OK, how 'bout you unpack, fold all of your clothes and then stick them in the suitcase?" Justin unzipped it, revealing a mess of unfolded, wrinkled clothes.
"How did you know?" JC questioned him, unwillingly beginning to fold all of his clothes.
"Because I know you just a little bit too well." Justin frowned when he began looking through the suitcase. "You know, it's a good thing that I did make you do it over. What is this, t-shirts and shorts? You better be packing some sweaters."
"What? It's March, I don't need no sweater."
"Watch your grammar." JC rolled his eyes at Justin's common alternative to the phrase 'Watch your mouth'. "And it isn't March where we're going. The weather is like January where we're going. So start over."
"What if I don't wanna?"
"Then you can catch pneumonia when we go to Colorado." Justin said. He crossed his arms and glared down at JC.
"You know, it's really not that cold in Colorado in March. At the ski lodges they use fake snow so people will still come. I bet you it's no different at the one we're going to."
It was Justin's turn to roll his eyes. "JC,"
"No, it's true!" JC shouted, smiling. "They really do."
"Just put everything back and get out your winter clothes."
"It's not fair. We spent three months of cold weather and snow and now we have to go back to it during spring break? It seems pretty pointless to me. Why can't we just stay here?"
"JC, don't you wanna be one of those kids who has something to say about their vacation when they come back to school?"
"No, those kids are dorks."
"Humor me, please. You don't repack then I'll go tell Chris." JC gave him a look that said he wasn't impressed. "Fine, you wanna try me?"
"Fine, geez! I'll do it over, happy now?" JC groaned and started pulling everything out of his suitcase.
"I would have been happier if you would've done it sooner."
"I do things when I want to, not when I'm told to."
"I'm well aware of that fact, JC. And I know you didn't want to do this so I told you to. Be ready in fifteen minutes." Justin started towards the door.
"I was ready before, but somebody's making me do it again." JC muttered.
Justin ignored him and continued on down the stairs into the kitchen. He was met with the smell of burning eggs, or rather rotton eggs.
"What is that smell?"
Joey grinned from his place in front of the stove. "I was going to make us all quick breakfast so we wouldn't starve for the road."
Justin grunted and walked over to Joey, picking up the skillet and taking it to the sink. He grabbed the spatula Joey had been using and began scraping the remnants of egg into the sink.
"I thought you'd be impressed." Joey said, leaning against the countertop. "Seeing as I am the brother of a chef, I should learn how to make a simple scrambled egg."
"This was supposed to be scrambled? That's a laugh. What's the real reason you tried to cook, anyway?"
"I was hungry and you were being so slow." Joey whined.
"I told him to eat cereal. I knew you'd get mad." Chris said. He lowered the paper that was in front of his face and stood up from the kitchen table. Lance, who was reading the comic page in the same manner as Chris, lowered his paper as well and placed it on the table.
"You mean, he told you what he was gonna do and you let him do it?" Justin demanded. He furiously scrubbed at the egg soaked pan, and waited very impatiently as nothing was washing off.
"Well, he's Joey. You can't very well stop Joey from doing what he wants to do." Chris said. He smiled and held in a laugh at Justin's expense. He thought it was funny how he sometimes acted like their mother.
"He's right, you know." Joey piped in.
"What is this? Annoy Justin day?" Justin gave up and threw the skillet in the sink and filled it with water. He'd deal with it later.
"That's every day!" Lance shouted, cheerfully.
"Cute." Justin said. He was still discouraged at how his day had been going so far.
"Is everything out in the car?" Chris asked. He glanced down at his watch.
"Lance, go upstairs and tell JC to bring his stuff down." Lance disappeared quickly up the stairs, leaving Justin to clean up the rest of his breakfast. "Are we leaving then?"
"Uh, not yet." Chris oddly peered out the window to get a look at their driveway. "I'm expecting someone."
Justin put a hand to his ear as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "What do you mean you're expecting someone?"
"I think Justin's had enough turmoil for one day, don't you think Chris?" Joey said.
"Joey, why don't you go upstairs?" Chris said.
"What for? I'm gonna find out who this person is eventually, aren't I? Why can't I stay here and listen, I'm an adult." Joey apprehended.
Chris sighed and turned to Justin. "I invited Zoe to come along with us on the trip."
Before Justin could say anything, Joey jumped in and started yelling.
"What? Why did you ask her to come?"
"What's wrong? I thought you all liked Zoe." Chris asked in bewilderment. "She was here for Christmas and you didn't seem to have a problem with it."
"But see, if she's around I have to behave. She's a guest and I can't be mean and selfish around someone who doesn't understand how mean and selfish I really am." he explained.
"Joey, it's not like she's a complete stranger. She knows you somewhat. Besides, I think it's a good thing that you're not mean and selfish." Justin said.
"Yeah, but-" Joey was interrupted by the doorbell. "Great, my vacation is ruined."
Chris frowned and left the kitchen to let her in. Justin looked towards the stairs and noticed neither Lance or JC coming down.
"Guys! Hurry up, we're gonna be leaving soon." Justin yelled.
JC appeared out of the bedroom, dragging his suitcase. He let it fall down the stairs and walked down after it had hit the floor. He shot Justin an evil look.
"You said I had fifteen minutes. That was like five minutes." JC complained.
"Well, you have to keep up with progress. Take your suitcase outside and put it in the car." Justin pushed him towards the door leading to their driveway. "Lance, let's go!"
Justin took his hand as he came down the stairs and followed JC out to the car. Joey briefly looked around the kitchen and sighed, grabbing an apple to eat in the car.
When he walked out onto the driveway, Chris was loading Zoe's stuff in the back of the car. It dawned on him that it was going to be a very crowded car ride. They had five seats and six people. And it appeared Zoe wasn't taking her own car since her stuff was going in theirs.
"OK," Chris began. He came around to the front of the car. "Joey, JC, and Zoe are gonna sit in the back seat, and Lance will sit on Justin's lap up front with me."
"And how long does it take to get there, Chris?" Joey asked.
"Few hours, four at most." he replied.
"Wonderful." Joey pulled the door open to the back of the car and waited for JC to get in so he wouldn't have to sit in the middle. Everyone else piled in, accordingly.
As Chris was about to start the car, Lance squirmed uncomfortably on Justin's lap. "I'm car sick." he said, pitifully.
"Car sick?" Chris questioned. "I haven't even started the car."
"I said I was car sick, not car-moving sick." Lance moaned. "And I have to go to the bathroom."
"Why didn't you go before you got in the car?" Chris said.
"Does he really have to answer that? I mean, it's cliche enough." Joey joked.
"We'll be back." Justin sighed and opened the door, letting Lance jump down from his lap. Chris looked at his watch and groaned because they were getting off schedule.
"Chris?" JC said, more like whined.
"What?" Chris answered.
"I'm getting claustrophobic."
"Lean forward." Chris suggested.
"What?" JC said.
"Lean forward so you're not directly next to anyone and you won't be claustrophobic." JC shrugged and leaned forward. Chris had turned around in his seat just in time to catch the pained expression that crossed JC's face. "What's the problem?"
"The seatbelt's squeezing my stomach." JC explained. "It hurts."
"JC, you're much more mature; don't start acting like Lance while we're on this trip."
"It's not my fault you have such a small car for such a big family. You should get a mini-van like most parents have." Zoe let out a loud laugh as the comment left JC's mouth.
"What's so funny?" Chris turned accusingly to Zoe.
"I'm just picturing you driving a mini-van down the street. It's quite hilarious." she said. Chris blushed slightly and turned back around. He noticed Lance and Justin coming back out of the house.
"If any of you have any more complaints, tell each other; not me." Chris announced as they got back in the car. "Because so far, I've had car sickness, bladder problems, claustrophobia, a stomachache caused by a seatbelt, and insults on my car. And I still haven't started the car!"
Everyone was silent for a few seconds before Joey spoke, "Then start it."
"She's a good friend of mine, but no I don't love her." Joey paused. "In fact, I think I am going to try and meet some girls. As the saying goes, kids are like a total babe magnet."
"You mean, I get to come?"
"Of course you get to come. You and I never get to bond with each other." Joey said. Lance furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
"That's because you said bonding was stupid. And that I get in the way."
Joey laughed loudly, soon letting it die down as he realized how not funny it really was. "You don't get in the way, per se, you just mess things up sometimes."
"Is that suppose to make me feel better?" Lance said, doubtfully.
Joey cringed. He was never really good with kids and that was the reason he didn't like bonding. He was afraid he'd screw up like this. Lance looked at him sadly.
"Forget everything I just said. I was...delusional." Joey said.
"Is it true that there's always one bad kid in a family?"
"Yes," Joey sighed in relief. He assumed Lance was talking about him and that gave him an excuse to be a jerk. Joey was just bad.
"Then, I guess I'm the bad kid, huh?" Joey's eyes widened. He held his hands out telling him to hold on.
"What makes you think-"
"You said I mess things up all the time." Lance interrupted. Joey hit himself in the forehead.
"Crap," he said to himself. He put his hands on Lance's shoulders to get him to look at him. "You are not the bad kid. If anyone is a bad kid, it's me. I'm mean and rude. I say things that mean absolutely nothing."
Lance frowned. "Oh."
"You know what? I'm not much of a big brother anyway. I'm the big brother you go to when you do something bad and don't want to get in trouble. And when is that? Never, because you never do anything bad."
"I guess you're right."
"Yeah, I'm right. I'm the bad kid, so I know what to do in bad situations." Joey smiled. He now felt relieved that he had fixed everything. "I mean, if you broke something, what would you do?"
"I don't know." Lance shrugged.
"See? You can't be bad. Any bad kid would know that you hide the remains of what you broke and pretend you know nothing about it."
Lance smiled. "So I'm good?"
"Yes, you are a very good kid." Joey changed their path and turned around to head back to the cabin. After his experience, he wasn't in the mood to look for girls anymore. "Let's go back and see what everyone else is doing."
The two of them were silent most of the way back. Joey was afraid to say something that would mess things up again. Once they got back, everyone had gone inside. Joey told Lance not to mention their conversation to anyone, and then they went inside.
"I told you. There isn't one." Chris said. Lance sighed and used his spoon to stir the cereal and milk in his bowl.
"I'll have to take that up with Joey, then." he spoke in a melodramatic tone.
"You do that, kid." Justin said, nodding in affirmation.
"Done." JC held out his ice cream bowl for someone to come over and take. Chris raised an eyebrow and walked slowly over to the couch. He accepted the bowl from JC's hand and observed it. "Proud?"
"On the contrary, JC. I'm gonna get you a straw and a cup and you will drink this melted ice cream." It was obvious that JC had mixed it all together until it all dissolved into a liquid which was meant to appear as ice cream previously melted. JC groaned and flopped backwards on the couch as Chris left to do what he had said.
Lance walked over and leaned forward on the back of the couch. "Just keep telling yourself, it's a strawberry milkshake. Just a strawberry milkshake."
Joey took a deep sip of his hot chocolate, licking the whipped cream from his lips. He had been in the same seat since he had arrived; one hour, twenty minutes, and four cups of hot chocolate ago. From what he had seen, the only people that came to the ski lodge were hunky, male ski instructors with a French accent and middle aged women trying to get the hunky, male ski instructors with a French accent.
"Hey, Kid. You want another cup?" Joey looked up and recognized the man that kept refilling his mug.
"No thanks. If I do, I'm liable to burn my tongue off into ashes." The man retracted his hand and stood up, crossing his arms.
"Is there something bothering you, Son?"
Joey furrowed his eyebrows before saying, "OK, we're not in a bar, you're not a bartender, and I'm under twenty-one. I suggest you take your counseling elsewhere."
The man, looking rather offended, turned and left to get back to his job. Joey muttered and drank up the rest of his hot chocolate.
"Do I look that troubled? I'm just bored." he muttered to himself. Looking around, seeing no activity anywhere, he stood up to go back to the cabin. His day had not been successful at all and he was very disappointed. "If only I'd brought Lance."
On his way out, he passed a couple of payphones. Temptation engulfing him, he dug through his pocket for some change. He inserted the coins into the slot and waited for a dial tone. The phone rang a few times before he heard the familiar voice of a fifty year old priest.
"Hi, Mr. Hill. Is Mallory there?" Joey waited while Mallory's father conceded and went to retrieve his daughter.
"Hello?" Mallory greeted.
"Hey." Joey replied in a very solemn, distressed tone.
"Hi, Sweetie. What's wrong?"
"Does something have to be wrong for me to want to talk to my favorite girl? My gal pal, Mal?"
"OK, something is definitely wrong when you start using phrases like that. Are you not having fun on your week off in Colorado?" Mallory asked.
"It's not that. I'm just bored and I kind of...well, I sort of..."
"You sort of what?" Mallory anticipated what he was about to say. It gave her pleasure to tease him as she did.
"I sort of miss you." Joey mumbled quietly.
"Aw, you're so sweet. I miss you too. It's only been, what, two days since we saw each other?"
"Well, you know, I've tried to find some girl to hang out with, but girls just don't like skiing anymore. I wish you were here. You could talk to me so the hot chocolate guy wouldn't think I was pathetic."
"Then why didn't you invite me?" she asked. Joey's expression contorted into one of perplexion.
"I dunno. I guess maybe I thought it was a family thing. Chris brought his stupid girlfriend, though. Why couldn't I bring one of my friends?"
"It's a mystery. So what are you up to now?"
"I'm at the ski lodge; scoping for girls like I said. I should probably get back to the cabin. I've been gone for almost an hour and a half."
"Well, I miss you more. Talk to me. You can talk to them anytime."
"I probably shouldn't even talk to them. Yesterday I went on a walk with Lance and got this idea in his head that Chris didn't love him as much as he loved the rest of us."
"How did you do that?" Mallory said in a baffled sort of way.
"Well, he was talking about how I always call him annoying and everything and then he asked me if there really is a bad kid in each family and I said yes. I only said yes because I thought he was talking about me. Then he started thinking that he was the bad kid. Huge mess. That's the last time I open my mouth."
"I guess you're just not big brother material. Stick with people that are your age. Especially girls. That is your area of expertise."
"Uh huh, sure. Should I start holding sessions in the bathroom between classes?" Joey said, full of sarcasm.
"Shut up, I was trying to make you feel better. When are you coming back?"
"Probably tomorrow."
"Why so soon? I thought you were staying near the end of the week."
"Yeah, well, JC got sick and we're all having a pretty crappy time. It's not official, but in my opinion, I think tomorrow. I'll call you when I find out for sure."
"OK. When you get back, you want to go to a movie? I'm sure Amy's free if you want me to call her and ask."
"Sure, I'd love that, but um...don't invite Amy. I'd rather it be just the two of us."
"Why, Jospeh? What plan do you have in your head?"
"I don't have a plan in my head. I just don't like Amy."
"You don't you like Amy?"
"Well, you don't like Will."
"Yeah, but I have a good reason for not liking Will. What's your reason for not liking Amy?"
"She's not you." Joey said, softly.
"Excuse me? Don't try and make me feel all special, Joey. It won't work." Mallory chuckled lightly. "I won't invite her, then. Just the two of us, but I swear Joseph, if you try and do your stupid 'yawn move' I will make you yawn forever."
"Fine, I won't. Besides, I only tried that once. I really better get going now. I'll call you tonight and let you know when I'm coming home."
"OK, I'll see you soon. Miss you."
"Miss you too. Bye." Joey hung up the phone, listening to the loud clank it made as it landed back in the cradle. He paused with his hand on the reciever, and smiled.
The feeling of the small car bumping up the driveway brought relief to all inside. The darkness of the sky was apparent, and the sun had just finished setting. As before, everyone piled out automatically; they were sick of being in the car.
Joey quickly jogged over to Chris's side of the car and held his hand out. "Can I have the car keys?"
"What for? We just got back." Chris questioned him. He hesitated before placing them in his hand.
"I have a date with Mallory and I'm already ten minutes late. Everyone out." Joey announced. He ran around to the back and opened up the trunk, beginning to throw all of the luggage onto the ground.
"Joey, is that any way to treat our stuff?" Justin held a hand out and gestered to all his bags being in the grass.
"That everything? OK, good. Here I go." Joey pushed through all the people standing around the car and hopped into the driver's seat. As he was backing out, Chris motioned for him to put his seatbelt on. Joey obliged; while rolling his eyes, and continued down the street.
Justin lowered Lance to the ground letting the boy lean on him for support in his tired state. Justin swept up his bag and flipped it up on his shoulder; he also picked up Lance's tiny suitcase. He then grasped Lance's hand and the two of them went in together. JC trailed behind, extrememly exhausted. His temperature had gone down considerably, but he still had the remnants of a cold.
Chris turned to Zoe, picking up what was left of the luggage and offering hers to her. She took it gratefully and walked to the other side of the driveway where her car was waiting. She unlocked the back seat and slid the bag inside.
"I had a really good time. Thanks for inviting me." she said. Zoe slammed the back seat door shut and leaned against the side. "I guess I'll see you on Friday. I think that's when I work next."
"Actually, Zoe?" Chris was relieved to at least have those two words out. "I...um...well, what I'm trying to say is...ah nevermind."
"What?" Zoe persisted. She raised her eyebrows and smiled.
"I was just thinking maybe you could work tomorrow too, but that's probably too much to ask. Friday's fine." he lied. He assumed that maybe another time to ask would be better.
"Oh, well, I do have plans tomorrow so better just make it Friday." Zoe explained, feeling a little disappointed.
"Right, then. I guess I'll...I guess I'll see you then." Chris cleared his throat and moved out of the way so she could get in her car.
"Yeah, well, bye." Zoe opened her door and got inside. Chris took a step back so she could pull out. Once in the street, she paused to switch her car off of reverse to drive, and she waved at him.
When she was out of sight, Chris raised his hand up and waved softly to the empty street, a frown on his face.
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