1. "I am the LORD your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt..."

2. "You shall have no other gods besides Me..."

3. "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the LORD..."

4. "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy"

5. "Honor your father and your mother..."

6. "You shall not murder"

7. "You shall not commit adultery."

8. "You shall not steal."

9. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"

10. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house..."

Missing Commandments (from broken tablets on the path):

11. "Honor GM Josh Byrnes and fault Joe Jr. for Diamondbacks shortcomings"

12. "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of Selig..."

13. "You shall not bear bad Hollywood formula movies"

14. "Remember Hitchcock and Fellini and protect them from Oliver Stone"

15. "Yankees suck!"