1. If a Rooster laid an egg on a cone shaped roof which way would the egg roll?

ANSWER: ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS

2.What gets bigger the more you take away?

ANSWER: A HOLE

3.A train was heading north and the wind was blowing south which way would the smoke go?

ANSWER: IT'S AN ELECTRIC TRAIN, THEY DON'T GIVE OFF SMOKE

4.What can you hold without touching?

ANSWER: YOUR BREATH

5.It is greater than god? It it is more evil than the devil? The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?

ANSWER: NOTHING - REPLACE ALL THE "IT'S", WITH THE WORD NOTHING

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